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Politics / Re: Buhari Didn’t Understand The Picture Ganduje Presented To Him, Kwankwaso (pic by Funkeshuga(m): 12:25pm On Mar 27, 2021
Tap0lane:
That Ganduje is 10 times beta than Umahi your best in alaigbo. Compare the projects they do n their quality and let you father tell us that Umahi that wasn't caught collecting dollars is the real criminal that looted Ebonyi to death n should be rotting away in jail along with Peter Obi Ugwuanyi ikpease Abaribe Kalu Orji n Theodore Orji.




to Igbo their governors don't steal because their States is in God's hand


you can easily deceived an Igbo just because of their not minding their business spirit. they've this spirit of gossip, hate filled, misplace priority and distraction
Politics / Re: Unknown Gunmen Storm Ebonyi Village, Kill Many People, Burn Over 200 Houses by Funkeshuga(m): 11:02am On Mar 27, 2021
adadike:
Ndigbo, umu nnem, pls let's sheath our sword. We are one family. We can always agree to disagree but not to kill or maim ourselves. Where is the beauty of life,,? Why kill ourselves in this brutal manner,? If we continue to kill ourselves, what do we do when the real enemy surfaces? Biko, onye obuna metu nwane ya aka si ya afuru ngi n'anya, ibu onye uwa oma

are those fighting online?

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Romance / Re: Please I Need Your Advise, No Insult Please by Funkeshuga(m): 8:08pm On Mar 26, 2021
Masonkaycares:
85 wetin? lipsrsealed so good female children no dey again? Some of those bitches have come to realize that when 'hard to get' is being played, you might leave them in search of another bi+Ch who will satisfy your Dick. So they tend to give freely this days hoping to convince you that the attraction between both of you is strong whereas money is the attraction. Just like one bitch asking me why I haven't asked a woman out before, I just told her that it should be the other way round cos am the one doing the woman a favour and I need her to convince me that she's good enough to be my responsibility.


invite ladies on Facebook and 80% will open yansh for you on first visit. 40% of this 80% are runs girls, the rest 40% are single mom of 1,2,3 even 4


to settle with a lady on social media, try to know her well well before falling in love. as for me I won't fall in love with you if I haven't see the situation of your private parrt, some private will even tell you how guys have destroyed them in look
Romance / Re: What Would You Do If Your Girlfriend Was Being Molested By Stronger People by Funkeshuga(m): 4:20pm On Mar 26, 2021
MiamiePizza:
What will I do? I know for your mind now you go want make I fight to show say I be strong man abi, you try. I no fit fight dem fit kill me, if dem kill me babe go get another man. If I survive and dem successfully remove either one of my hand or leg babe go ghost me. I get girl wey I fit fight for(My cousin sis)... I get some wey I fit kill for(my sis) and when I born I go get girl wey I fit die for.


na your mama born you for your papa, no need for DNA


you talk like a real man


I can't even die for my wife not to talk of gf. make I soda, make she jump on another dick
Romance / Re: Please I Need Your Advise, No Insult Please by Funkeshuga(m): 4:17pm On Mar 26, 2021
Masonkaycares:
You don't have sense. You need to be seriously beaten. Why would you beg a person to become your liability? In the first place she's a prostitute and you are her patronizer. She looks to you for assistance and you look to her for pussy. She's uses her pussy coupled with some inbuilt manipulative skills to make you do her biddings. If you need more details dm me.


don't mind the ode op, she's not a prostitute then she allowed u fúck on first visit?


85% of social media girls are corporate runs girl

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Romance / Re: Please I Need Your Advise, No Insult Please by Funkeshuga(m): 4:13pm On Mar 26, 2021
another maga, I envy the girl.



do you even visit the hospital at all? to check her aunt child?


you don fall yakata
Health / Re: Have You Taken Your COVID-19 Vaccine? I Just Took Mine (Pictures) by Funkeshuga(m): 4:06pm On Mar 26, 2021
will the vaccine make you an immortal? or person wey take the vaccine that have accident won't die again?


why is other countries that imported this vaccine to your untalented africa still on lockdown despite vaccine


nonsense

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Romance / Re: Should I Still Contact Her??. by Funkeshuga(m): 4:03pm On Mar 26, 2021
MufasaLion:


You talk too much. Slowpoke chasin' clout!. I ain't got no time.


you're not a match for me and I bet you, you will hear weyy if I handle you with words


afi mufasagoat
Celebrities / Re: Toyin Abraham Teaches Mercy Johnson To Kneel Down & Greet Her Husband Prince Odi by Funkeshuga(m): 3:07pm On Mar 26, 2021
RedAlert08:


lmao... you wan compare yoruba with igbo in terms of hygiene? This is beyond delusion


I guess akaboukwu at nnewi, ihiala, idemili and other places in anambra and ebonyi and even Abia state aren't Igbo


like I said Igbo women can't stand Yoruba women when it comes to cleanliness. you should come down to my side here and see how landlord are lamenting about your tribeswomen dirtiness in the compound


some landlord even thought it's intentional, little do they know that's how dirty they're in their lands. they blame govt for everything in Aba when they throw dirt everywhere


you people no get shame

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Romance / Re: Should I Still Contact Her??. by Funkeshuga(m): 2:49pm On Mar 26, 2021
MufasaLion:


You talk too much. Slowpoke chasin' clout!. I ain't got no time.


even you know that slowpoke was the middle name given to you during your naming ceremony


this dummy want to use me learn words, you won't try what I've in stock for Dundees like you
Politics / Re: Buhari Meets With Abdulsalami Abubakar, Buba Marwa (Photos) by Funkeshuga(m): 2:43pm On Mar 26, 2021
money dey oil, see as Fulani people dey glow? those that would have been under the sun directing cow



thank God for quota system even with education they still reason backward. very funny and weird people

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Romance / Re: Should I Still Contact Her??. by Funkeshuga(m): 2:42pm On Mar 26, 2021
MufasaLion:


Ohh.. Ancient of days. Shove your moral advise in your loose asshole.


everything simp simping. I don't think the psychiatrist treating your mental illness sef sabi work


you sound more dumb here. mumu boy
Romance / Re: Should I Still Contact Her??. by Funkeshuga(m): 2:36pm On Mar 26, 2021
MufasaLion:
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what else would you've done than symbolising your own stupidity

kids everywhere
Celebrities / Re: Toyin Abraham Teaches Mercy Johnson To Kneel Down & Greet Her Husband Prince Odi by Funkeshuga(m): 12:51pm On Mar 26, 2021
RedAlert08:


Fat and dirty


no Igbo lady can stand Yoruba women in terms of cleanliness. you untrained bamboos are only feeling Inferior for Yoruba nation


you will soon die of your own depression that's turning you to be aggressive and hate filled to Yoruba people very soon


I spent years in your land and we've your women here, none of your woman is as clean as Yoruba women, they detest dirtiness

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Romance / Re: Should I Still Contact Her??. by Funkeshuga(m): 12:04pm On Mar 26, 2021
MufasaLion:
She's not into you. Simple!.

Your desperation might turn to SIMPING!


shut the fúck up, everything is not simping


the lady is possibly an introvert or Misandry or might have been hurt by a guy before that she kept to herself alone


you met her barely a month and you're already complaining? even 6months you should be complain and hey you don't need to use taking her out for a date to convince her to love you or be lively because if she get used to it, the day you stop will be the day her feelings for you will stop


you're the one in love, you're the one interested in her, so you shouldn't worry about her keeping you suspense yet, stick to conversing with her on calls and remembered some romantic texts in the night.


she's not into you already but when you keep doing something consistently she will fall in. who knows her heart mind be divided for you and other guy

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Politics / Re: Gumi: Bandits Are Ready To Negotiate And Be Incorporated Into Society by Funkeshuga(m): 8:04am On Mar 26, 2021
how I wish I've license to gun and this fool talking is beside me, I go don eliminate the terrorist patron silently
Family / Re: My Wife’s Salary Was A Mystery Until I Discovered How Much She’s Truly Worth* by Funkeshuga(m): 10:46pm On Mar 25, 2021
izito I feel so sad reading this, so sorry you went thru such emotional trauma from a naive lady


you did nothing wrong in thinking about your family first but I think where the mistake comes from is taking care of everything in the house, my dear brother even if she's collecting 5k in a month, she has the right to support you if you're not rich as Dangote


how do you want to grow or build your wealth if you keep getting loan and going over board to satisfy a lady all in the name of she's my woman


I was suppose to get my wife a car last year but I pretended as if I was facing some financial challenges when I notice she don't save her money in her account.


lady always abuse sincerity and faithfulness and always loyal to bad men and guys who don't only exploit them but abused them


as for me na the way a lady treat me, na the same way I go treat her, marriage or not

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Romance / Re: Should I Still Marry Her? by Funkeshuga(m): 10:29pm On Mar 25, 2021
Obaseki500:


Na watin dey pain me you dey talk make up.... What do I stand to gain in making up stories... Den dey use am give money ni?


what's paining you exactly ? the closure of her border or the password attached to her phone ?


you've been enjoying that girl pússy for good 5years and you expect her friends not to advise her? what I think happened to her change of attitude is advise from friends


some friends might have told her you're just using her to pass time or they tell her you don't have future, for the password phone she must have heed to their advise by giving one opportunist guy a chance



if you can't hacked her Whatsapp account try and get another Whatsapp to finger her brain, you will know the truth then but if money don dey show as you talk, why wait till next year?
Politics / Re: Tinubu to chair 11th Arewa House lecture by Funkeshuga(m): 8:13pm On Mar 25, 2021
Tinubu the lover of Igbo, these people can't hide their love for him, even you can't hate someone and call his names everyday



the greatest political celebrity today is Tinubu, no thanks to Igbo that's giving him that recognition



these naive clowns don't know that he get how you go abuse someone reach, him go get more political empathy and recognition

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Politics / Re: Parents Of Afaka Students To El-Rufai: Negotiate With Bandits by Funkeshuga(m): 6:38pm On Mar 25, 2021
Kaduna state won't need to wait for Federal govt allocation again perhaps they're about to go into full banditry business that's putting money in the hand of Zamfara govt


4years more banditry might make a state not to relied on federal govt again, banditry revenue


I won't negotiate with bandit by El rufai is just format to deceive other Nigerians that he's not part of the terrorism business


I can never trust any Northern politicians, southern politicians might be bad but not as heartless when it comes to life. Northern leaders are heartless

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Politics / Re: Bye-Election: Orji Kalu And His Entourage Storm Ariaria Int'l Market (Photos) by Funkeshuga(m): 6:16pm On Mar 25, 2021
just look at Abia state, Araria market and read Igbo chest beating thread then you feel sorry for these people with their mouth and nothing to show for it region


this dude no get shame to even campaign in this kind of area? he rendered Abia state useless but Tinubu and Buhari must get the blame! No APC that's not a party then must get the blame


Igbo should have shame small, this is eyesore and you people still come out to eulogize this idiot all because of apu and egusi soup with kerosene 5litres that you will get to reelect another failure


where are the unknown gunmen when you need them? oh I guess those that's killing innocent Abia environmentally, economically and other social ways of life need not to be touched



I blame Tinubu and Afonja in all this. talking about mental malfunction

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Car Talk / Re: My 2002 Highlander Lost Control Almost Killed Me by Funkeshuga(m): 5:58pm On Mar 25, 2021
Martini101:

For a trusted Mechanic, that is good, but for a Kazeem, your pocket go hear am�


the man is good and he doesn't extort me but who cares so far life is save, money cannot buy life but it can prevent some unwanted circumstances

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Romance / Re: Hello Nairaland Family: My Pre-Wedding Photos by Funkeshuga(m): 4:51pm On Mar 25, 2021
Op you get good taste, you must be a man with class to end up with this gorgeous lady. congrats and HML



don't know why I love ladies with small face though, reason why I love Stephanie okereke, Genevieve, Omotola, Chika Ike, stella Damascus and others
Car Talk / Re: What Do I Need To Know Before Buying A Nigerian Used Honda Car? by Funkeshuga(m): 4:35pm On Mar 25, 2021
zolajpower:
grin
Aside pulling off of legs under is the best in terms of fuel consumption. The 98 model my brother own I will buy #2000 from from Agege to inside ( Maya to be precise ) and despite traffic on ikorodu roads my brother 2k fuel still intact . And the legs re still okay . But when u hear the cranky noice just go to either owode onirin or jankara for changing of the legs oo


do you've idea about pencil light Camry fuel consumption. I'm planning to get one for my wife ?
Car Talk / Re: My 2002 Highlander Lost Control Almost Killed Me by Funkeshuga(m): 4:30pm On Mar 25, 2021
reason why I like my mechanic, when fixing something in my car, he will always tell me if he see some other thing that need to be fix and i take attention to it immediately


life no get duplicate

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Politics / Re: We Are For United Nigeria, Southern Senators Declare by Funkeshuga(m): 9:30am On Mar 25, 2021
southern senators means APC/PDP/APGA/YPP and we will be abusing ourselves here calling party names


APC this, PDP that. nonsense
Politics / Re: 2023: Tinubu Is My Strong Ally - President Buhari by Funkeshuga(m): 7:56pm On Mar 24, 2021
because of 50m donation the over ambitious foool donated to kastina market?
Politics / Re: Miyetti Allah: Displaced Herders Have Become Bandits Terrorising Nigeria by Funkeshuga(m): 5:37pm On Mar 24, 2021
God punish all.Fulani. this blood súcking tribe will kill and still be crying victims
Celebrities / Re: Sanwo-Olu Gifts Iya Awero 3 Bedroom Flat (Photos) by Funkeshuga(m): 5:33pm On Mar 24, 2021
Wiseandtrue:
Ikorodu people live there with prayers as if it's always the last

I hear say Ali Baba and the 1million thieves lives in Ikorodu


back from Aro?
Romance / Re: Lovely Pre-wedding Pictures Of A Police Officer And His Adorable Angel. by Funkeshuga(m): 10:01am On Mar 24, 2021
wumi2017:
Hml darling,,, I can't wait too

I'm here for you
Romance / Re: Was It The Sex That Killed The Relationship? by Funkeshuga(m): 9:47am On Mar 24, 2021
lady will always be loyal to those they sincerely love, even material things will not stop it


you can be giving them material things while they keep giving u pússy but not their heart



how can you meet a lady within 2 months and you've bought phone for her? na so u dey hungry for gf

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