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Crime / Re: Babatunde Olarenwaju: Missing Person Alert by Funkeshuga(m): 1:31pm On Mar 29, 2021
I pray is not gun down by a petty thief. a friend husband have that fate at ifako ijaiye last year, he told his wife he want to barb, on his way back from barbing saloon, these petty thieves double crossed him and asked for his phone and money, instead of him to release it and not drag with them, he did dragged and was shot, the items was still taken away


I pray this man fate is not like that, better check some closer hospital near by if not found on time


I pray for his return
Travel / Re: Aba Is Changing Rapidly! (Photos) by Funkeshuga(m): 1:14pm On Mar 29, 2021
adelaja70:
But my uncle traveled to the south east and saw brown roof buildings... Why Igbos dey always lie sef?


Igbo state is not a match with northern states. aside from erosion problem they've, they've short of water too


left to those travelling back home, Igbo land would have been more worse, these people don't hold their leaders accountable all because of their nonchalant attitude towards politics


most of those practising politics in Igbo land are party members and those Igbo staying outside of Igbo land, Igbo people have little or no interest in politics except they hear that politicians want to distribute something then they rushed out like alimajiri to collect their shares and go back to their mud


whenever they're chest beating I just used shake my head for them, I served in anambra and stay for 1½ yr, stay in Abia for few months, live in IMO for 6months. they're mere chest beaters with nothing to show for it

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Travel / Re: Aba Is Changing Rapidly! (Photos) by Funkeshuga(m): 1:06pm On Mar 29, 2021
physical development is not the only thing that prove a Governor competence, Human development is paramount too


don't be carried away with these babies here talk that Igbo can survive on their own, I wonder how someone from a poor family will raise money for business without any help from anywhere without needing govt social incentive except he want to steal, used fake products to make money or push drugs


Abia state govt should worked more on human development, petty thieves are just too much in Abia state, even Onitsha is not that worse
Politics / Re: Ohanaeze: There Will Be No Nigeria If Igbo Is Denied Presidential Ticket In 2023 by Funkeshuga(m): 12:59pm On Mar 29, 2021
their focus is on Tinubu candidacy


they get distracted a lot, instead of them and their leaders to strategize, they're busy wailing and threatening



even though I don't want any 2023 election with that evil constitution that give those Fulani fool to be roaming my region anyhow, Igbo threatened and wailing on political objective is becoming boring and useless

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Politics / Re: OjBest: How Osinbajo Met And Patronized A Local Shoemaker After A Tweet (Photos) by Funkeshuga(m): 9:28pm On Mar 28, 2021
SmartPolician:
To date, it beats my imagination why people prefer Tinubu to Osinbajo. This man is not only intelligent, he is also sensitive and connects with the people.

Politics and sentiments aside, I strongly believe that most of the things he does today are borne out of pressure to please his boss. The Osinbajo who sacked Daura and visited all the states of Niger Delta to ensue peace and tranquility has all the takes to put Nigeria on the right track.


45-55% of Yoruba don't like Tinubu perhaps because the way he monopolize Lagos politics and seeing himself as the leader of Yoruba but keep quiet when Yorubas are looking up to that


particularly I don't like him for that, no one is forcing you to be a leader of Yoruba but you can't be seen as a leader and won't put mouth when your people peace are being threatened


let's say 30% of North might like him, I don't know about the rest but as it is now, i can bet you that too much of criticism about him and talk about him on all social media is selling him faster and putting his political recognition on high ladder


I wouldn't want a character like Tinubu to be my President, he's a capitalist even more than Buhari, Buhari is just one dumb sadist guy but he's still more socially considerate when it comes to humanity, Tinubu is worse...he doesn't care if you're gun down for him to achieved his aim


those critics against him is promoting him, is babalawo is using some sad Easterners to do the political promotion for him already
Politics / Re: Bola Ahmed Tinubu Commissioning Project In Kano- Photo by Funkeshuga(m): 7:36pm On Mar 28, 2021
these dumb sad Easterners have forced Yoruba to love Tinubu by fire by force
Politics / Re: Akeredolu, Lucky Aiyedatiwa Visits Tinubu, Sanwo-Olu In Lagos by Funkeshuga(m): 6:55pm On Mar 28, 2021
Sammy07:


Lol, it's not by mouth.
Let's wait till then.

Except you guys Rig it like Osun.
Aketi isn't winning.
I can't even see his project in Ondo town.

Anyways, tell that audio governor look for a way, to make light stable in Ondo state.

Visit Osun state and see how stable their light is


he said he will win again and you will come here to make noise in 2020. unfortunately you're still making noise
Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu: Nigeria’s Democracy Not Complete Without Tinubu by Funkeshuga(m): 6:52pm On Mar 28, 2021
Asgard13:


Because a slave and a comfirmed thief born tribalism can’t rule this country

Till Yoruba Muslim start leading prayers in Kano central mosque

Tinubu must contest... that’s all

No excuses


you didn't hate Tinubu, you're only catching cruise here because of those people giving your imbecilic post likes&shares here


babies ways though
Politics / Re: Sheik Ahmad Gumi Receives COVID-19 Vaccine (Photo) by Funkeshuga(m): 5:34pm On Mar 28, 2021
perhaps it will stop him from taking side in favour of terrorist against Nigerians



Islamic cleric terrorist
Politics / Re: Tinubu Remains Influential In Nigeria – Buhari by Funkeshuga(m): 5:22pm On Mar 28, 2021
Asgard13:
grin

How nairaland serious Dey push Tinubu propaganda

Anyways

Tinubu must contest.... e get why..

Buhari no be after all this washy .. you go jump and pass grin
We know say he Dey influencial but the koko no be how e Dey Na how you go take give a.m. power for 2023...

You go Dey bite Jagaban of yorubaland and his Yoruba people and still the blow them breeze

Yoruba people still Dey idp .. make you no forget

2023 go sweet walahi..

we prefer Atiku/obi instead. werey people


your hate filled against Tinubu is just because of your kinsman who want to deputized a Fulani man


continue wailing

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Romance / Re: My Challenge To Women Here: Show Evidence And Get N100,000 by Funkeshuga(m): 3:22pm On Mar 28, 2021
daddymummy:


The issue is not about giving a Bleep or not.

You have to understand how women reason.

If you send her a DM,it is an achievement to her.

It is not only you that is sending the DM, other men are also sending.

So it is a validation to her that she is being desired.

But she would not reply or desire you back.


She would show your DM to her boyfriend or husband to let him know that men are after her but she has rejected them because she loved the boyfriend or husband.

Your DM is therefore used by her to cement her relationship and show her man she is beautiful enough for men to be after her, while she is committed enough to her man,by rejecting the men.

So your DM does not benefit you, but her.

Why must you be the one who is used by a woman to show her man that she loves him!

These things happen always.

To me, I believe that if you don't give a woman any attention,it is an achievement to you as a man because you are not among the men she has rejected.

She would respect you because you have refused to allow her look down on you.

Since she cannot rubbish you,then you have achieved something, because you are man enough to refuse to fall into her prison.

You are man enough by refusing to admire her or seek her in any way.

Because even if you fall for her, other men have already fallen for her and she would use them to validate her sexual superiority.


If you have been in a relationship before, you would understand how women use other men to show their boyfriends they love them.


Before I left home,I was closer to women than most people, so I know how they work.

Ok let me ask you a question sir.

Since you started sending women DM on nairaland,has any of them replied you?

Of course I know women enough to know that they would never reply if they sense that it is relationship/sex you are after.

If it is about business or enquiry about job, etc,they may reply.


So why do you send a DM when it will not yield any results but will only make her to reject you, increase her self ego/validation and used by her to further prove to her man that she loves him.

While you and other men that send her the DM would be considered by her as the rejected ones.

You have to understand that women love connection more than sex.

Women have sex to feel connected.

So if you,a person unknown to her, send her a DM, she would not accept you because she doesn't know you and it would take time for her to feel connected enough to you.

She would rather go to her boyfriend or husband and have sex if she wants sex because she is already connected to him.

She only needs your DM to prove her faithfulness to her boyfriend or husband.

It is only males that believe that they can have sex or relationship with any girl he just met.

A woman wants the person she already knows and is connected to.

She would rather pick a known and connected beggar over an unknown handsome man.


But men don't seem to know anything concerning women.

When someone talks now, they would feel insulted.

If all men can stop disturbing women for 2 months,I tell you the truth that women would come running after men.

Then the sex that you men are looking for would be easier to get.

But men's desperation to have sex/men disturbance of women is driving women away.

Don't men know that in gender studies,it has been noted that if one gender is having too much sexual desire, the opposite gender would feel lower sex desire?

If men reduce their sex drive, women would increase their own.

It is the law that is governing sexual desire.

That is why at some point in marriage, when the husband is no longer interested in sex so often, the wife would start disturbing the husband.

So I am not saying men should not have sex.

What I am saying is that if men really want to have more opportunities for sex, they should all agree to stay for a long time without sex.

They should try and reduce their seeking for sex.

They should learn to stay without looking at women's bodies, without staring at all women passing on the road.

This will trigger a natural response from women who would start admiring and coming after men.

Or rather,if you go to them after this, they would readily accept.

The sex you are looking for would be easier for you.

That is what I mean when I say that men should allow women respect their (the men's) sexuality.

Women would start respecting our bodies and our sexuality.

But now, women don't respect men's sexuality because men are so desperate to have sex, driving women away and making women to believe that their bodies and sexuality are more important than men's own.

If women feel that their bodies are more important, how would they enjoy a man's body which is inferior?

That is why so many women hate sex because they believe their bodies are higher.

Women that enjoy sex have something that is driving them, a belief that is driving them.

Like a woman who believes that women behaves foolishly.

Such a woman tend to love sex and a man body because she believes that a man is better than a woman.

She would enjoy sex because she believes she is connecting with something better than her.

But when she believes that her sexuality is higher than that of men, she cannot enjoy sex with men since men's bodies are lower in her eyes.

That is why if a woman can believe that a man is higher than her sexually, she would easily fall.

I know a girl who believes that women are rubbish and inferior spiritually, physically, mentally, emotionally and sexually.

She likes sex so much because pycholologically, she wants to be connected to higher beings which she considers men to be.

Very soon she would start looking down on men when she observe how desperate men are for sex.

That is when she would lose her desire for sex.

I know some men would come here and be abusing me.

But I have said my own.


nonsense. I still don't care what a lady feel or think


ladies are subject in the hand of men and so whatever they think don't matter to someone like me
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Female Undergraduate Does Manual Labour At Building Construction Site by Funkeshuga(m): 3:20pm On Mar 28, 2021
I was part of the cheap labourer during Afe Babalola university building


who cares about how far those days but how well, thanks to the value of social media lately
Politics / Re: Kwankwaso Welcomes Tinubu And His Entourage To Kaduna by Funkeshuga(m): 3:10pm On Mar 28, 2021
Asgard13:


I’m not yoruba so why tears...

2023 is here


you've been wailing since 2016, guy you deserved award


I hope you've other thing you're doing aside of this online criticism? you're doom if you don't

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Politics / Re: Arewa Youths Blast Tinubu, Mock Him On Twitter (Pictures) by Funkeshuga(m): 11:49am On Mar 28, 2021
Igbochief001:

U mean Igbos need to hide what they feel and not say their mind ?

Nah that's igbo man for u ...what u see is what u get

What most of u don't know is that economically Igbos have benefited more from buharis rubbish policy's than ever before ....the amount of new building and cars we saw in east last Xmas has never been seen before in history

Vote tinubu for all we care ...we go just warn una as usual ...but we go still navigate the system make money simple


when people know much about your political life that's not politics


politics is tactical, pretentious, logical, practical and not empirical. politics is not eze contest or title


if what you cooked up there is Igbo kind of politics then let them stick to what they know and stop crying marginalization

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Criticise Gov Wike Over ₦10 Million Gift To Burna Boy, Others by Funkeshuga(m): 11:45am On Mar 28, 2021
the political philanthropist himself



very wasteful fat head


only God knows what Rivers people see before they elected this calamity, omo oni inokuno as their state manager

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Romance / Re: “talk To Girls On The Same Level As You” – Kiddwaya Advises Young Men by Funkeshuga(m): 11:35am On Mar 28, 2021
kidwaya as a rich kid can't advise hustling guy who to or who not to roll with


I will always advise my hustling guys to relate with ladies that's independent to herself, someone that can even influence your life breakthrough


my heart bleed when I read how a man's wife here hide her salaries but continue to lived on her husband already burdened income


how can a man grow if you keep giving without return? no reserved, no sustainability ? how do you intend to grow? build your wealth when you've made yourself a conquered financial port?



hustling guys should stay away from broke depending ladies If you want to have a long lifespan

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Romance / Re: My Challenge To Women Here: Show Evidence And Get N100,000 by Funkeshuga(m): 11:30am On Mar 28, 2021
so if I see a nairalander lady that I want to flirt with, how will I reach her if I don't DM her?


na because of DM na him you write this epistle? who cares what one ignorant wrote about guys DM for her here?


Naira land ladies hear this, if I find you interesting and I want to get down with you, I go DM you. who cares what you say thereafter


I give no fúck

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Politics / Re: Arewa Youths Blast Tinubu, Mock Him On Twitter (Pictures) by Funkeshuga(m): 11:07am On Mar 28, 2021
Obdk:

The vegetable is deceiving himself

a nonentity is a nonentity

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Politics / Re: Arewa Youths Blast Tinubu, Mock Him On Twitter (Pictures) by Funkeshuga(m): 11:01am On Mar 28, 2021
Obdk:




People are making mockery of the vegetable that want to rule Nigeria.. Someone that is suffering from parkinson.. Now this


the same mockery that gave Buhari political empathy and recognition? Buhari that had failed more than two times got elected and reelected through this mockery


ignorance at its peak! I wonder how you weigh your mockery to believe it will put him down

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Politics / Re: Arewa Youths Blast Tinubu, Mock Him On Twitter (Pictures) by Funkeshuga(m): 10:44am On Mar 28, 2021
Igbo have made Tinubu a national talk ignorantly and this had made the greedy man get more political recognition


little do Igbo know that anybody they hate, The North will give the person empathy affection. Igbo profess love for Gej during Northerners political survival put Gej off not that Buhari was the best


Igbo need to be calming down and stop talking from their heart, this is where Yoruba and south south are different, aside from the talkative Ameachi, Wike and Akpabio....have you ever seen any south south politicians grant unnecessary press?


Igbo need political wisdom, now average of sane Yoruba detest Tinubu Greediness but Igbo have change their mind, no sane Yoruba will watch you hate their own, no matter how corrupt he's


I detest Tinubu over greediness but I will never condone the hate from anywhere against him

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Politics / Re: Aba South/North Bye-Election: INEC Declares PDP's Ebisieke Winner by Funkeshuga(m): 9:41am On Mar 28, 2021
Emyzoloye5:
APC made the worst mistake of their life by fielding orji uzor kalu's brother from igbere to represent the people of Aba


such a greedy man


imagine the effrontery, two brothers want to represent Abia state at the same time



Nigeria politicians don't have what they called shame

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Gifts Bella Shmurda $2000 Dollars (Video) by Funkeshuga(m): 8:07am On Mar 28, 2021
this una new love no go expire. raw talented people everywhere


wizkid baba Kekere, my main man


Bella my area boy, jaye lo!

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Sports / Re: Benin 0-1 Nigeria: Paul Onuachu Speaks After Goal (Photos, Video) by Funkeshuga(m): 11:31pm On Mar 27, 2021
having Buhari as President and Rohr as Nigeria coach is a traumatic experience

these two clowns have no reason to hold any post with their dumb animal sense
Crime / Re: How I Was Gang Raped By 10 Touts - Lady (Photo) by Funkeshuga(m): 11:27pm On Mar 27, 2021
Estellie:
Have you been raped before? Do you know what it feels like?
STFU!


you be mumu, I've friends who are victims of rape, I mean just a guy and she couldn't even understand what was going on after the traumatic experience


so this one have sense of counting up to 10 guys? are they acting porn for her to know the numbers
Crime / Re: How I Was Gang Raped By 10 Touts - Lady (Photo) by Funkeshuga(m): 10:40pm On Mar 27, 2021
10 guys? how did she count the guys?



like they were queuing. you're rape and the rapist shouldn't go unpunished but saying 10 guys rape you is exaggeration


how can a Lady in a traumatic moment have sense of counting guys that bounce on you?
Politics / Re: Seun Fakorede To Marry Sylvia Chioma Nwosu (Photos) by Funkeshuga(m): 2:09pm On Mar 27, 2021
Racoon:
Just like Betty-Akeredolu, Chioma-Paul Adefarasin, Chioma-Davido, Chiwendu-Fani Kayode and now this budding love affair again, they all love our girls.The handshake across the Nigeria as far as our women are concerned.


but the Hausas aren't seeing intertribal marriage as achievement yet you Igbo claimed to be civilized and expose than them


all of you're all the same


I would have marry a Kaduna lady but distance put off our relationship, later end up with an Igbo lady and we don't see it as big deal because love first before anything


you need to grow up about this our women bla bla, Igbo men are marrying Yoruba ladies as we are doing to your ladies



Yoruba men remained the most destabilized men in Nigeria when it comes to marriage

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