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Romance / Re: Meet Young Nigerian Lady Impregnated & Abandoned By A Chinese Expatriate (video) by galantjoe(m): 5:05am On Sep 23, 2023 |
The gal must be stupidd first by allowing a Chinese to impregnate her/ secondly by refusing the Chinese who is a father to her kid to take their kid to China. She made a fooolish mistake. What does it gain now, why is she broadcasting the news now. Is it to gain public sympathy. Nawaoo |
Politics / Re: Unknown Gunmen Killed Another 5 Soldiers In Umunze Anambra State by galantjoe(m): 5:47am On Sep 22, 2023 |
Fake news. I was at Federal college of education technical umunze on 21 September 2023. I came by 2pm and left umunze by 5.30pm. Everywhere was lively and all businesses including banks were opened for business normally. no such news was heard, I saw all military checkpoints full of soldiers. 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Oyo Monarchs’ Encounter: You Can’t Try Such With An Emir, Oluwo Blasts Obasanjo by galantjoe(m): 4:52am On Sep 17, 2023 |
This man is ranting for nothing. He forget to remember that it is a governor that gives king his staff of office, without which that king is not approved. So a governor of a state is above any king. So kings should stand up for governor. Ganduje removed Sanusi, heaven didn't fall. |
Nairaland / General / Re: What Immediately Tells You That A Person Had A Traumatic Past? by galantjoe(m): 4:34am On Sep 17, 2023 |
Incrediblekutty: This was exactly what happened between me and my ex. However, as a sexologist. I counselled her after she opened up to me. After I counselled her, she stopped fridgetting, we had sxx. But you should use Vaseline, rub it at her kpekus and kpola before you entering. Good luck |
Nairaland / General / Re: What Immediately Tells You That A Person Had A Traumatic Past? by galantjoe(m): 11:22pm On Sep 14, 2023 |
I just dished out one girl like that. She was boasting that she has had sex before. Behold, when I wanted to enter, she will close her legs and fridgeting as if I was touching her open wound. after many failed attempts. So I told her she is suffering from vaginismus. Which is as a result of post traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) she might have in her sxxual encounters. She denied that nothing like that existed. So, I have to break up with her. After then She told that happened when she was in her 1st year in university. That a guy, her boyfriend friend wanted to rape her. Hmm, your boyfriend wanted to rape you, which made you to develop PTSD. Nawaoo, I told her you re too stingy. I can't date such your type, 9 Likes |
Travel / Re: Only Four Airports Are Economically Sustainable In Nigeria – Dr. Muda Yusuf by galantjoe(m): 11:10pm On Sep 14, 2023 |
For example, Ebonyi State airport has not been used any commercial airliners since it's commission one year ago. A typical example of White elephant project |
Romance / Re: My Gf Is Pregnant And This Is Happening by galantjoe(m): 7:09pm On Sep 14, 2023 |
Romance / Re: My Gf Is Pregnant And This Is Happening by galantjoe(m): 6:04am On Sep 13, 2023 |
Nawaoo Monkey dey work Babu dey chop. Oga apprentice when you re holing her, didn't know that you re apprentice and you have no money to cater for her. Some Nairalanders are ready to help if you re ready to pimpp your girlfriend to them. Nothing goes for nothing. Not only you know how to enjoy tight kpekus 1 Like |
Romance / Re: My Gf Is Pregnant And This Is Happening by galantjoe(m): 6:03am On Sep 13, 2023 |
Nawaoo Monkey dey work Babu dey chop. Oga apprentice when you re holing her, didn't know that you re apprentice and you have no money to cater for her. Some Nairalanders are ready to help if you re ready to love-vendor your girlfriend to them. Nothing goes for nothing. Not only you know how to enjoy tight kpekus 3 Likes |
Family / Re: I Want To Divorce And Live Alone by galantjoe(m): 10:07pm On Sep 12, 2023 |
Have heart to heart talk with her over this. If she still stubborn, it is better you cheat than divorce a woman that gave these sterling qualities. Cheat secretly, clean your mouth very well. Get a friend with benefits, life is too short not to enjoy |
Politics / Re: Issued Determined So Far By The Tribunal by galantjoe(m): 5:25pm On Sep 06, 2023 |
What about APC not getting 25% vote in FCT |
Travel / Re: Japa: I Am Confused, Please Advise. by galantjoe(m): 8:38pm On Sep 02, 2023 |
Tried but failed does not kill. So, I will advice you to take up the opportunity since you have the money and wherewithal to have a successful Japa. But, learn one or two soft skills like barbing, driving, etc before japa Congratulations. |
Family / Re: My Daughter Is Nowhere To Be Found And My Parents Won't Tell Me The Truth by galantjoe(m): 3:35am On Sep 01, 2023 |
Report the matter to police. Don't sugar coat it. Let them spill the beans |
Family / Re: My Father Is Destroying My Brother And My Family!!! by galantjoe(m): 10:30pm On Aug 29, 2023 |
Nawaoo |
Family / Re: I Made My Ex-girlfriend(who Is Now A Single Mother) A Deal, Would You Take It ? by galantjoe(m): 10:17pm On Aug 29, 2023 |
beekind: Oga op, no mind them. Na them who are hypoocrites, beautiful for face but rotten at anus. |
Properties / Re: How To Handle A Wicked Landlord please help by galantjoe(m): 7:57pm On Aug 22, 2023 |
Cmanforall: You said my thought That tenant did not exercise due care and this that legal maxim caveat emptor exonerate the landlord |
Properties / Re: How To Handle A Wicked Landlord please help by galantjoe(m): 7:53pm On Aug 22, 2023 |
Forget that money to save your life. Many landlords are wicked and they can do anything to harm you in order not to eat. Save your life. You did not exercise due care before paying for the house. The legal maxim "Caveat emptor" had exonerated the landlord from any liability. By evicting yourself, you have relinquish your right of possession |
Family / Re: The Guilt Of Locking My Husband Up For Two Days by galantjoe(m): 7:03pm On Aug 22, 2023 |
He deserved to be locked up. At least to cool his insolent behavior. No reasonable will destroy her wife properties To start with. You should distance yourself from that guy before he kill you. Get another apartment and move there. Let him to his sorry self. Your life and that of your kids are very important, so therefore secure it regardless. 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: She Is A Slut, Decietful And Unfaithful by galantjoe(m): 11:21am On Aug 20, 2023 |
My simple advice Keep her as side chick Call her for knacking Don't put your energy trying to make your relationship turn into marriage 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Why Tinubu Must Restore Fuel Subsidies Now - Farooq A. Kperogi by galantjoe(m): 5:19am On Aug 20, 2023 |
Fuel subsidy should be renamed to govt assistance, it should also reorganize abd restructure for better service delivery to the people. It's total face out is no no meaning that govt is no longer providing any welfare to it's citizen. In USA and western world, where most of our policies and laws are derived from, they have welfarist policies such as old people home, free medical, unemployment benefit, food stamp, etc. Now, having derived our economic policies why can't our govt restrategize on how to maintain at least, this fuel subsidy which is the most popular welfare and people oriented policy that every citizen enjoys. Govt assistance should be encouraged for better and equitable society for all |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Most Important Job At 5000naira/month by galantjoe(m): 4:44am On Aug 20, 2023 |
demanuel: Under financial mathematics We have compound interest which is basis for calculation of time value of money. That is to say that N5,000 in year 2000 is not same as N5,000 in 2023. Reason 1: is that what you can buy in year 2000 with 5k is not what you can use same 5k in 2023 to buy. The main factors that caused such disparity of value of same amount at different timeframe are inflationary rate and interest rate. Solving for future value (FV) of single principal FV = P(1+r)^n Where P = 5000 which can be treated as principal r=22% which is current inflationary rate, however I use this rate which I shouldn't use; because inflationary rate for other years was lower than this current rate. I should use average rate but for simplicity purpose. Let me use this current rate, n = 23years ^ = raise to power Do the maths using Microsoft Excel, financial calculator, etc and your answer will be N484k 1 Like 1 Share |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Most Important Job At 5000naira/month by galantjoe(m): 7:51am On Aug 19, 2023 |
Never despise humble beginning However, value N5000 as at 2000 was quite a good beginner salary. Using current inflationary rate of 22%, N5,000 in 2000 is equal to N484,000 under time value of money 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Update From Ongoing Ekwulobia Flyover By Anambra Government (Pictures, Video) by galantjoe(m): 7:18am On Aug 19, 2023 |
The Work is ongoing. Solution bu ebeano 2 Likes |
Business / Re: FX Arbitrage Widens To ₦206/$1 Enabling Round-Tripping, CBN Vows Crack Down by galantjoe(m): 1:38am On Aug 16, 2023 |
Nawaoo for CBN gov. Square peg in a round hole. I wonder what an engineer will do as CBN gov. His deficiency is open, he is a total failure. BAT should look for accountant or theoriscal economist as a CBN gov. This shonubi is a failure |
Family / Re: The Biggest Mistake Nigerian Parents Do by galantjoe(m): 6:05pm On Aug 12, 2023 |
Parents should have laissez faire authority upon their children choice of career and welfare. Too much pampering of their children, too much welfarist provision of their needs and wants. The parents should use moral suasion in directing them to their career paths. |
Romance / Re: In Defense Of Polygamy, And How It Benefits Women The Most by galantjoe(m): 7:58pm On Aug 07, 2023 |
Kipaji: This argument doesn't hold water. Because man divorces his wife or verse versa. Does it mean that he or she knows from abnitio that he would divorce his wife. The answer is no. So polygamy may not be premeditated as you seemingly tagged it trick. Polygamy comes as a result of situations, which may not be present when the marriage was contracted 9 Likes |
Romance / Re: Should I Go Into Prostitution? by galantjoe(m): 12:00am On Aug 06, 2023 |
Dcass: Where do you base Chat me privately I can help you 1 Like 1 Share |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Abdulsalami Abubakar-Led ECOWAS Delegation Arrives Niger To Meet Coup Leaders by galantjoe(m): 8:35am On Aug 05, 2023 |
hakym619: Your annual Personal Income Tax (PAYE) is N59,100 While monthly PAYE is N4,925 Assumptions: There is what we called: A. Tax relief which N200k + 20% of your Annual gross pay. B. Tax exemptions include the following; 1. National housing fund (NHF) 2.5% of your annual gross pay = N30,000 2. Contributory pension which is 8% of your annual gross pay = N96,000 3. Life assurance premium: you didn't disclose any. 4. National health insurance scheme (NHIS) premium: you didn't disclose whether you paid for NHIS or not. These tax reliefs and exemptions shall be deducted from your gross pay before applying tax rates However, your employer or tax authority may not grant you these exemptions when they computed your tax thus making amount you paid as tax or PAYE higher. Feel free to consult me further on any accounting, tax and audit 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Abdulsalami Abubakar-Led ECOWAS Delegation Arrives Niger To Meet Coup Leaders by galantjoe(m): 10:11pm On Aug 04, 2023 |
hakym619: Am not a govt worker to know each level of your salary scale. So tell me your ^ 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Abdulsalami Abubakar-Led ECOWAS Delegation Arrives Niger To Meet Coup Leaders by galantjoe(m): 3:42am On Aug 04, 2023 |
hakym619: Am a tax accountant, send me email privately or Whatsapp me on 07067294966 I will give you guidelines on how your PAYE tax is computed and how you can reduce your tax. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Appeal Court Okays 2 Nigerians To Vote With Temporary Voter's Card by galantjoe(m): 7:31am On Jul 29, 2023 |
The inec appeal lacked merit because voter card is just mere identification to allow voters to vote and it also provide codes and numbers that will enable to access INEC PVAS for voters authentication. This is electronic voting. In near future voter card may not be needed, just know your voters serial no and poling unit code, one is good to go. |
Romance / Re: Is Jealousy A Proof Of Love Or Lack Of Trust? by galantjoe(m): 7:22am On Jul 29, 2023 |
Jealousy is a negative emotion. It belongs to group of extremist emotions, So it is antisocial behavior to show a violent jealousy |
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