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Business / Re: Naira To Appreciate, Settle At N600/$1 In Coming Months, Says JP Morgan by galantjoe(m): 3:32am On Jun 17, 2023
Jagabam bu odegwu

Wasn't same principle of economics textbook that Adebisi, the current CBN gov and Emefiele studied at their MBA.

Nawaooo
Celebrities / Re: My Wife Has 30 Advisers, I Slept With 10 Of Them - Portable (Video) by galantjoe(m): 3:25am On Jun 17, 2023
If you get money, women go follow you like lamp. Side chic will now be called concubines or partner
Investment / Re: Nigeria Stocks Gain ₦‎992 Billion On Reports That Banks Can Trade Forex “Freely” by galantjoe(m): 8:48pm On Jun 14, 2023
BAT is real accountant by profession

So far his demeanor is good to go
Travel / Re: 103 Wedding Guests Die In Boat Mishap In Kwara by galantjoe(m): 8:30pm On Jun 14, 2023
That marriage is damned forever

Nawaoo
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Is Acting Funny These Days by galantjoe(m): 10:50pm On Jun 13, 2023
By aborting your first fruit, Mr Man run for dear life. She disrespected you thereby making you to spend money unnecessarily.
Webmasters / Re: Facebook Owner Meta Plans To Create Twitter Rival by galantjoe(m): 3:57am On Jun 12, 2023
Mark zukwenike, mark should rest, stop acquiring more and more platforms, let him focus on existing one he acquired, there is no way one person will own all major social media platforms in the world.

Nawaoo, it is getting out of hand
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Abusive Boss Broke My Head And Doesn't Want To Pay Me by galantjoe(m): 3:28pm On Jun 10, 2023
Report that man to police for battery, attempted murder, etc.

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Politics / Re: DSS Arrests Suspended CBN Gov, Godwin Emefiele by galantjoe(m): 11:43pm On Jun 09, 2023
That Emefiele deserves death as many Nigerians had died due to his unpopular policies

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Romance / Re: What's Your Thoughts On This? by galantjoe(m): 10:57pm On Jun 05, 2023
To me, there is no difference. Provided that the sex will be safe. Na same act
Family / Re: Parents Of Todddlers, How Do You Get Privacy For Intimacy by galantjoe(m): 10:08pm On Jun 05, 2023
This is what am doing now, if I want to smash with my wife, I will make my toddler child to fall asleep,I will drop her in other end of the bed, I am using 6 by 6 mattress. While I make love with my wife in another end of the bed. I have 2 toddlers now, the 2 of them are sleeping in our master bed when I was smashing my wife. I just finished making love when I see this poster.

Before I married,I did fucck a single mom who carried her toddler child to my room. Her child is awake till I finished my work. A toddler can't comprehend what he or she sees, listens. etc. No qualms

Life is rough and sinful to observe all this moralistic protocol
Politics / Re: Sweden To Host Inaugural European Sex Championship by galantjoe(m): 11:01am On Jun 04, 2023
I will keep saying this
Sex is overrated. Those people that preach against it will go behind the scene and do worse sex perversions than normal sex. Nigerians are pretenders
Romance / Re: You Are Single Untill You Married - Double Date by galantjoe(m): 7:14am On Jun 04, 2023
I understand the op thought clearly but some simp won't. I did advice one of my sisters to double date, I didn't ask her to have premarital sex here and there. She should use her head.

The fact is that truth is always bitter, hard truth is bittest.

It is always strategically not to put all your eggs in one basket. That guy might be slutting many gals gere and there. Even engage one with ring. While you will here hoping to wed him. My dear girls, double date but use your head, don't double date in one locality, spray your net outside

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Food / Re: Dog Lovers Call Out Hilda Baci & Influencer Enioluwa For Eating Dog Meat (vid) by galantjoe(m): 6:58am On Jun 04, 2023
Those dog lovers should go and rest for one corner. Dog meat is stable meat like chicken and beef they eat. Ex president Buhari is a cow lover, he may not like to eat beef but he won't call out those that eat beef to stop the consumption simply because he rears and love them . By the way why are they rearing dogs for, if not for security and consumption

Awka indigens in Anambra State do not eat monkey meat, they don't kill monkey. Does it mean that they will stop other people who are monkey meat eaters from eating monkey
Properties / Re: Governor Abba Kabir Yusuf Demolishes Buildings Approved By Ganduje (Video) by galantjoe(m): 7:35pm On Jun 03, 2023
This guv has forgotten that his victory is still being contested in court. With this wicked and cruel act, the electoral tribunal might remove him based on public interest

Na his mumu has no comparison
Family / Re: Help Me With Budgeting.... My 400k Salary No Longer Takes Me Home. by galantjoe(m): 8:39pm On Jun 02, 2023
Your fueling is too high, N180k and 50k for car and generator respectively for a month is very exorbitant. Consider changing car to more fuel efficient car and getting solar energy in your house.
Family / Re: Worried About My 1year Marriage! by galantjoe(m): 11:34pm On May 25, 2023
Mokole2023:


Hmmmm thats worrisome! My wife's pretty, fair n endowed. Why is there no signal from my brain for arousal?

Use Vega 100 and thank me later
Romance / Re: How can my sister politely refuse the sexual advances of a married lecturer. by galantjoe(m): 10:02am On May 23, 2023
If her hole is already opened, she should allow him to have his way based on safe sxx. Because that hole no get meter. After all she will freely dash her hole to one miserable guy like that even without thank you
Education / Re: Why My Girlfriend Always Consciously Cover Her Breasts While Having Sex With Me? by galantjoe(m): 9:47am On May 23, 2023
She is a harl*t. It is only a prostitute would cover her breast and resist touching her breast while having sxx to her.

Make my word

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Family / Re: Should I Renovate Our Family House? by galantjoe(m): 7:48pm On May 21, 2023
You need to discuss with your brother on the cost of renovation. I think you people should have agreement where you people will share the property into.

Renovate the house and recoup your bills before rent sharing take effect
Politics / Re: Court Sacks Alex Otti, Assembly Candidates In Kano/Abia, Apapa Faction Reacts by galantjoe(m): 12:51pm On May 19, 2023
Crises in LP is no long a child play. PO should take this matter very serious, it is no longer something one will take as kid glove
There are moles in LP.
Romance / Re: Can You Cancel Your Wedding Because Of Menstrual Cramps? by galantjoe(m): 10:24am On May 08, 2023
Fahvvy:
When they didn't spend a dime on the wedding, then any reason is "valid" enough to cancel a wedding undecided...

You re very right

Some people, let me not say ladies, are selfish and only interested in their own self-interest. Whether he or she is spouse or not, anything not beneficial to him or her won't see light of a day

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Romance / Re: What Should I Do? Stuck With Her In My Room And This Rain Won't Stop by galantjoe(m): 9:39am On May 08, 2023
Smartguyboy:

Nonsense

Believe it or not; it works for me.
However it doesn't mean I will chukking all pussies in the world

I mean fuccckking one's partner

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Romance / Re: What Should I Do? Stuck With Her In My Room And This Rain Won't Stop by galantjoe(m): 3:44am On May 08, 2023
You can practice withdrawal method
Drink enough water before each round, so that once you are about to cum withdraw your prick and ejaculate on your bedsheets. Then go to toilet to urinate, use your urine to wash your prick.

Washing prick with own urine immediately after sxx help to prevent some infection

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Family / Re: Photo Of A Pregnant Woman Begging With Her Child by galantjoe(m): 4:14am On May 07, 2023
She might not be really pregnant. She can pregnant pump or detour so that she will look like pregnant woman which will make people to be sympathetic to her.

Vagrancy is a crime
Romance / Re: What's One Sex Myth You Know Is A Lie But Everyone But Everyone Seem To Believe? by galantjoe(m): 1:40am On Apr 30, 2023
That having sex brings bad lucks
Health / Re: Erectile Dysfunction by galantjoe(m): 1:30am On Apr 30, 2023
Take one capsule of Vega 100, one hour before sex.

Thus drug in not enhancement, what it will do is to sustain your erection. Your erection will not start automatically until you initiate a romance or touching.

Normally 1st round is usually quick
With this drug , It help u to get your second erection quicker lest say 10minutes after first round, by then u will enjoy your sex.

During 2nd round don't rush to release, if pressure come for release, stop thrusting, wait like 30secs so that the pressure will fade and u will start thrusting again .
Romance / Re: How Did Porn Impact Your Marriage? by galantjoe(m): 1:55pm On Apr 23, 2023
Once you re addicted to something whether it is a good act or not, it will have devastating effect.

Watching Porn itself is not a bad practice but addicted to it and trying to mimick what you see

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Family / Re: My Fiancée Is An Actress, Please Advice. by galantjoe(m): 1:01pm On Apr 23, 2023
If you don't like her acting roles, quit now.
Romance / Re: My Fiancé Is Suspicious Of My Relationship With His Younger Brothers by galantjoe(m): 3:42am On Apr 22, 2023
Both of you are feeling insecured

My advice for you is to continue with the relationship since the whole truth is out. Formerly you re walloping in ignorance of the situation, now you have gotten facts and you have put the record straight, I think you can go ahead with marriage. Because the clog in wheel of progress is removed

Secondly, minimize how you relates with his brothers in future.

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