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Religion / Re: Ibiyeomie Bans Couples From Having Sex During Fasting by galantjoe(m): 7:38pm On Jan 09, 2023
Nawaoo

Religion is holding Nigerians Ransome
May God deliver us
Crime / Re: Why Do Rape Victims, Struggle With Rapists by galantjoe(m): 3:30pm On Jan 09, 2023
That was exactly what Unizik student did when armed robber took his phone, he struggled with him or them, they shot him in stomach and he died. Avoidable death, how much is phone.

Come back to your topic, the victim should surrender in order to reduce severity of harm she may sustain, it is better to live in good health to narrate your story than being disfigure or maimed.

English proverb used to say that Discretion is a better part of valour

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Family / Re: Cutting Your Baby's Hair When He/she Clocks 1 Year by galantjoe(m): 3:04pm On Jan 09, 2023
Cutting child hair for the first time has spiritual undertone. I lost my first child, a boy because I didn't do shalaka that is inviting children for his 1 year birthday In order to cut his hair. He died 1 month after mysteriously. After I cut his hairs

Traditions and cultures matter alot. many of them have spiritual undertone. Ask questions before u do or undo any of them.

So, in our culture in Anambra state, if your new born has locked hair from birth, you can't just cut his or her hair without doing some rites or shalaka or small children party. It is a must except you don't want that child to live well. You can defer the cutting after 1 year
Politics / Re: Atiku Sick, Flown To London From Dubai For Medical Treatment - Sahara Reporters by galantjoe(m): 2:48pm On Jan 09, 2023
Atiku is unfit
Tinubu is unfit
PO is fit to rule Nigeria
Romance / Re: Sex Is Getting Really Hard To Get These Days. I'm tired by galantjoe(m): 5:41am On Jan 03, 2023
You re simply SIMP
if you can cook, clean, foot bills, open business for her, wash her cloths, etc what else will she be doing. 1st red flag �

Secondly, how dare her comparing herself with your mom. There will be a bitter and acrimonious competition between your mom and her. 2nd red flag �

Denying your congugal right. Any woman that uses sex to manipulate her man, to me it is a red flag �

Mr. SIMP run now you have not committed, now she is not yet pregnant for u. Ask her a, question why her baby papa no marry her?

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Family / Re: 14 Strategies To Avoid Unnecessary Pressure In 2023 by galantjoe(m): 6:44am On Jan 02, 2023
Additional
Don't trying to impress people around you, most time public don't care about you.
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Endorses Peter Obi For Presidency by galantjoe(m): 6:37am On Jan 02, 2023
Obj is a father of modern Nigeria
Pillar of democracy in Africa
The rejected and most criticised president, whose his good antecedent speaks volumes of his good faith in governance.

Baba, carry dey go
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Venita Akpofure Shares Her Nude Photos To Celebrates Her 36th Birthday by galantjoe(m): 6:32am On Jan 02, 2023
She looks malnourished with sunken cheeks and hollow cavity

She is lapa
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Nengi Shines In Bikini As She Celebrates Her 25th Birthday (Photos) by galantjoe(m): 1:53pm On Jan 01, 2023
25yo my foot.
That single mom can't be less than 40yo. 25yo is her football age.
Celebrities / Re: I Won't Leave Much Wealth For My Kids - Jason Njoku by galantjoe(m): 9:28pm On Dec 23, 2022
Righteousness2:
The Greatest inheritance you can bequeath to your kids or loved ones is to lead them to truly Know JESUS Christ .

Whatever they have or they don't have, if they Have a Genuie relationship with JESUS Christ, you have nothing to Worry about no matter where they are in the world.

This is not poem or whatever. This is REALITY.
I say this from Personal Experience.

There is no inheritance compared to having kids that have relationship with JESUS Christ . Every other thing is Secondary.

Nonsensical post

Don't you see pastors that stole money

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Romance / Re: What Kind Of Entitlement Mentality Is This Abeg? by galantjoe(m): 5:09pm On Dec 20, 2022
I only do friend with benefits
Money for hand, back for ground
Politics / Re: Emefiele: Anti-DSS Protesters Storm Court, Petition AGF by galantjoe(m): 6:05am On Dec 20, 2022
The best thing for Emefiele to do is to resign. He had erred by participating in partisan politics by allowing his banking and financial systems umpire to ridicules.

He contesters with emilokan and others, after he failed, he now used this cash policy to frustrate his political opponents come 2023 General election.

Nawaoo for him. This is his highest political and financial vendetta he can use to frustrate his opponents

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Business / Re: CBN Cashless Policy Is Good For POS Business by galantjoe(m): 5:52am On Dec 20, 2022
CSTRR:

POS will fade away.

Once you have withdrawn 20k at a sitting, you can't withdraw again for that day.

If a customer has, reach his cash withdrawal limit but his transfer limit has not be rrached. So he will make transfers to POS agent and get cash out.
Family / Re: You Left Us No Single Legacy - Sad Children Write On Their Late Dad's Biography by galantjoe(m): 12:26am On Dec 20, 2022
Another perspective that can turn rgood father to bad one is when a man marries a bad woman. She turns their children against their, by calling him irresponsible, drunk, womanizer, etc because either he can't provide his family basic needs or his wife lit2erally want to frustrate him the way wife of Paul of PQ is frustrating him now.

Bad wife is a poison seed

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Family / Re: You Left Us No Single Legacy - Sad Children Write On Their Late Dad's Biography by galantjoe(m): 12:12am On Dec 20, 2022
Even no forgiveness unto death. Na wicked child that write this bitter filled biography.

He is invoking the wrath of Ndichie.
Family / Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by galantjoe(m): 7:18pm On Dec 13, 2022
My recent case
I met one Calabar gal. I gave her drink and meat. We book to meet next day

I went there hoping to sleep over. I told her I will sleep over. When I come with some goodies. When it is time to knack, she told me, that she is in her period

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Properties / Re: My Landlady And Her Daughter Want To Finish Me! by galantjoe(m): 6:44pm On Dec 12, 2022
Knack one of them or both
They will fizzle out
Knack knack knack until they tire of you
Business / Re: CBN Cashless Policy Is Good For POS Business by galantjoe(m): 5:57pm On Dec 07, 2022
POS business will thrive more with this new cashless policy. These are my takeaway
1. Pos agent will Use transfer more often than atm card. Since maximum cash withdrawal for atm card is N20, 000 for a day. Transfer is limitless

That is the only way they can beat the new policy.
Romance / Re: She Is Threatening To Leak His Nudes by galantjoe(m): 6:06am On Dec 07, 2022
Steps to take
1st option . Report to nearly police station. He will be ready to spend some cash, if needs be, he will pay for tracking to arrest her.

2nd option is to Ignore her. Let her send the picture to social media. I don't see it as big deal. Is your cousin a politician or pastor? If not let her do her worst. Tiwage and others have not died nor have they stop being celeb.

3rd option. Pay, pay and continue to pay. Once he paid her 50k, she will graduate it to 100k and it will continue like that to infinitum. Never pay dime to such untrusted fellow. Let her do her worst
Family / Re: Wall Gecko Wipes Out Family Of Six In Ogun State by galantjoe(m): 2:09am On Dec 05, 2022
When I was about 10yo. I did eat wall gesko. It is used to heal catarh and cough. We used to roast on the fire before eating
Family / Re: Lady Catches Her Husband In Bed With Her Sister 4 Days after Their Wedding by galantjoe(m): 10:59pm On Dec 02, 2022
In some traditions, when a sister or brother have sex with her sister husband or brother wife, it is not a big deal. It is allowed.

Don't let jealousy kill you and send you to early grave.

As for me, I don't see it as a big deal. My sister is my blood, so it is same me is having sex with my husband. In fact, your sister is relieving you some work after you had strenuous wedding outing.

Forgive them and go back to your husband. Never let anger make you to throw a child with bathwater.

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Romance / Re: Am Scared Of Bleeping Her My Conscience Will Not Allow Me!!! by galantjoe(m): 7:37pm On Nov 24, 2022
udofia234:



Knack her? I'm sacred oh baba!!! my conscience will not allow me do that

What is conscience? Have you wrong her before. Just take her as a harlot, because how can someone who did job and get paid will stay back to beggl money. Even the money she beg is peg at 30k.

Op the gal is a whorre.

If you can't knackk her, don't give her that 30k so that you won't regret your benevolence
Romance / Re: Am Scared Of Bleeping Her My Conscience Will Not Allow Me!!! by galantjoe(m): 10:29pm On Nov 23, 2022
There is no gentle man in a jungle. The best you could do is to pay her and knackk hell out of her.

Never believe those cock and bull stories. Even 30k is too much to travel to ekiti, does she want to use flight.

Don't be stupid SIMP.

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Politics / Re: Fact Check On Peter Obi During Town Hall Session With Kadaria - TheCable by galantjoe(m): 5:05pm On Nov 22, 2022
In secondary school mathematics class, 6.93 can be approximated to 10.

So Peter Obi is right to say 10%.

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Romance / Re: Dating A Single Mother by galantjoe(m): 7:36pm On Nov 21, 2022
No sex before marriage is a scam

Monkey dey work, babu dey chop

If you continue to dash her money, you re unrepentant SIMP

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Crime / Re: Bandits Demand N10m To Release Corpse Of Man They Killed After Collecting Ransom by galantjoe(m): 2:45am On Nov 14, 2022
Let they bury the dead. Use small change of that 10m to organised his funeral.
Case closed.

These people cannot be trusted.
Family / Re: How To Process Death Benefits In Nigeria by galantjoe(m): 2:12am On Nov 14, 2022
Sharoniah:

This is where I'm at since March, yet nothing.. I have every single document needed, I never knew it'll take this long... Sha, I've left it to face my business, imagine going to FCTA almost every week, spending money, yet 1kobo has not dropped.. The system is really bad

Have you done PR to those officers that will sign your documents? If you haven't you have to do it now. PR is for faster process of any financial benefit in Nigeria services

My advice is to have contact person there whom is your father paddy or someone else. This contact will help to give necessary PR to offices where this file will travel.

This is my take, and believe within one month your request will be granted.

Stitch in time saves nine. Because any further delay you may lose that file on the process
Romance / Re: Relationship Advice Needed, Been In This Kinda Situation Before? by galantjoe(m): 1:29am On Nov 13, 2022
Spending 60k stupidly on female friend is simping

She doesn't deserve it
Family / Re: My Terrible Experiences With My Two Female Friends (photos) by galantjoe(m): 1:10am On Nov 13, 2022
The op is not business man. Any business man doesn't joke with PR. It opens door of clientele. The op is slowpoke, the referrer is right to demand for cut. What Op would have done is to give her some thing since it wasn't specific on amount.

I am doing one software maintenance service for over 10yrs now. I give my contact and operator 50% of my retainer fee. I know it is side business, losing means losing source of income. So I keep giving them 50% for helping me to keep the money flowing every year

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Family / Re: Married, But Living As Single by galantjoe(m): 9:08pm On Nov 11, 2022
Divorce her before you will be killed
Education / Re: A Lady Wants To Marry My Guy In Less Than 2 Months To Japa To The UK by galantjoe(m): 9:21pm On Nov 04, 2022
That lady na suicide bomber
Waiting good opportunities to explode
I pity your friend. Maybe he want to be homeless in UK.

Except he has another plan.

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