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Romance / Few Facts About Feminists by gbami(m): 12:58pm On Jun 20, 2020
Feminists Love To Marry Men They Can Control Or Equal To , But They Admire Men That Are Superior To Them..

They Love Their Fathers Very Well Because They Always Provided Solutions To Their Problems And Can Shut Them Down When They Misbehave. Be That Guy( A Father Figure).

They Can't Wait To Bring Down Men That People(They) Admire Very Well And Be In Their Position.


By All Means Men...Take Control Of All Situations By Being Successful, Principled, Disciplined, Confident, Avoid Being Disrespected By People Especially Women... Respect Women But Show Your Superiority That's How You Were Created, God Is Not Stupid..
A Woman With Power Will Make You To Carry Her Bag, Wash Her Clothes, Dishes, Cook For Her, Serve Her
Believe Me..You Will Be Admired Maybe Not Liked...
Romance / Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by gbami(m): 5:11pm On Jun 19, 2020
paulolee:
remember bk den for year one, one bea visited n spent d nite dt wasn't planned because she was just a new friend...i allowed her because i knew i gat to read all night for my exam d next day and nothing would happened...was reading n d rain was heavy n she asked me to come cuddle her...i told her no and she jus slept n covered her body with blanket because it was really cold n den my stick started misbehaving n nodding all nights asif na d penis i take de read...long story short, i went n cuddle her, we romanced n i remember slidding it in from her back because she was on skirt dt cold nite dts how we had sex all night n woke up around 11am wen exam was around 9am...lied all d lie i knew n my F9 stood gallantly n i came bk n did d course Jus because of my stick...
grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Don't Ever Date A Broke Girl by gbami(m): 5:08pm On Jun 19, 2020
Iceyjayz:
Stay away from broke girls, run as fast as you can if possible, if you are earning good income monthly stick to high class ladies that are earning good income too, so that you can both complement each other.

I've learnt the hard way and I can never repeat such stupid mistake again.
I am in that shit right now...Listen to this advice...Very Very important...Never Date A Broke Girl...They Feel Entitled.

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Experienced A Turn Off From Someone On Your First Date With Him/he by gbami(m): 11:12am On Jun 17, 2020
Blackmoran:
I met this babe at my sisters church spoke to her we exchange numbers call her the next day we fixed a date... The D day for us to meet we met at my friends gym. Strike no 1 she came late, when she came she didn't even apologise or give reason why she was late, I overlook am after settling down the first question that came out of her mouth was "WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING" am like I work for lawma, gave one mumu excuse find my way commot.. Later that evening my sister con dey para for me say I just abandoned her friend...
What do you do for a living? Is another way of asking if your job fit maintain her "entitled" lifestyle...Gold diggers everywhere

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Romance / Re: Just 16days After Our Separation My Husband Has Moved In With Another Woman by gbami(m): 6:06am On Jun 16, 2020
WICKEDfucker:

You mouth no dey ever close...

You got what you deserve...
I understand the guy...She talks too much...

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Romance / Re: Stop Buying Romantic Books For Your Girl by gbami(m): 5:58am On Jun 16, 2020
Chuky7:


ikweree?
No
Romance / Re: Stop Buying Romantic Books For Your Girl by gbami(m): 9:29pm On Jun 15, 2020
Chuky7:


You from ph?...
Yeah
Politics / Re: FFK: How To Keep A Lady, Women Are Like Horses They Must Be Serviced Twice A Day by gbami(m): 3:39pm On Jun 15, 2020
If you follow everything he said... believe me you won't live long... That's why men die very early... unending struggle to satisfy the female gender...
Guys...do the best you can... everyone is responsible for their own happiness... Don't be a savior to everything she wants....You will die young

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Romance / Re: Have You Dated Someone Who Desperately Wanted To Get Married? by gbami(m): 3:30pm On Jun 15, 2020
Juliearth:




It is not supposed to be difficult. Just put your head down and think with a clear head. the signs are always there, unless if you choose to ignore them.
Exactly...The signs are always there...But we are in love and that's the bi.ch about it all
Romance / Re: Have You Dated Someone Who Desperately Wanted To Get Married? by gbami(m): 12:29pm On Jun 15, 2020
Juliearth:




I totally can relate with this. My besty and her fiance had to collectively wade off an "evil spirit" who won't let him be... But I still maintain my stand that if you truly do your due diligence while dating /courting, you can be able to unmask any form of pretense among women.
Very difficult
Romance / Re: Have You Dated Someone Who Desperately Wanted To Get Married? by gbami(m): 12:10pm On Jun 15, 2020
Juliearth:





This is only true if you wasted the period of courtship b****ging.
Yea right! Women can pretend for Africa...A woman with a plan can do anything to get you...Even lick your anus if it is what you want...after marriage...no more...
Ask how many women still give their husbands blowjobs after marriage..? Very few... because they are IN already...so no need

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Romance / Re: Do You Think The Husband Is Right To Be Angry Over 580k?? by gbami(m): 12:05pm On Jun 15, 2020
Exactly What you get when you get married in a parasitic home...Now they feel entitled to your money after being greedy...I �% support the man...Let her use her money to give to her brother... unfortunately she is not working...she would have understood that it is not easy to get a kobo...She can't start a business or do something to bring in cash...
Fellows...Don't get married from a poor family, If the family is poor, make sure they are not the poor greedy family....
If a girls family is poor...make sure she is doing something for herself before you marry her... because this will be the result... Always demanding for something

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Romance / Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by gbami(m): 8:05pm On Jun 14, 2020
Notatribalist:
See this mumu.I left Nigeria probably before bastard like you were born.you fcvking idiot.

Of course...Going to Benin Republic is also counted as leaving Naija...Idiot
Romance / Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by gbami(m): 7:20pm On Jun 14, 2020
Notatribalist:
So you entered another country without passport, don't the country have immigration officers?Stop lying OK?

Idiot...I believe there is immigration officers between the borders of Nigeria and Cameron via Calabar, Taraba, between Sokoto and Niger
or others..Wants to feel smart but ended up being foolish
Romance / Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by gbami(m): 7:14pm On Jun 14, 2020
Notatribalist:
So you entered another country without passport, don't the country have immigration officers?Stop lying OK?
Go and make research you idiot...Former USSR countries especially the eastern parts allow people to pass almost freely but you most have some form of identification....Stay in Nigeria and Continue to make noise... Homegrown Idiot!

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Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye: No Punishment For A Rapist Is Too Severe (video) by gbami(m): 7:03pm On Jun 14, 2020
I 100% agree with the No punishment is too severe for a rapist according to law of the government...But according to God's Law... Vengeance is mine....And you as a true Christian (not convinent Christian)...You should pray for your enemies or sinners to repent no matter their offence.....
Note....I am not in support of a rapist...Just telling what the Bible says...

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Family / Re: Single Life And Married Life, Which One Is More Enjoyable? by gbami(m): 3:20pm On Jun 14, 2020
Gerrard59:


The bold is very important because the vast majority of well groomed children come from a two parent-household compared to single parent.
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Romance / Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by gbami(m): 2:36pm On Jun 14, 2020
GerraMeh74:
Lol we got out of school that day a Private Uni in the east.... We got drunk in Awka and around 9pm a guy told us of this Hausa settlement just before you enter Awka,and that there are alot of Sweet Hausa babes to bleep for as low as 500h..na so we enter the place begin ask people for the location of their bleep house,before we know them call police for us oh,as we reach station police begin tell us that someone was kidnapped in the area yesterday by young boys looking like us.. Thank God for ID Card...
grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by gbami(m): 12:25pm On Jun 14, 2020
Realmenlovetruly:
This is damn funny
I learnt from that...
Romance / Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by gbami(m): 12:07pm On Jun 14, 2020
ZINIBANKS:
Lol if den deport you na die you dey
gbami which Europe country is that
Eastern part of Russia...near Mongolia..
Romance / Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by gbami(m): 11:15am On Jun 14, 2020
iTroll:

I didn't ask for any proof from you neither neither do I want you to humiliate yourself while doing that.

You sound like a sissified mound of testosterone. Cherry ass niqqa.

It made you a man of self discipline, SFW?

We should bow our heads and dance feverishly?
Whatever Rocks Your Boat...Enjoy cool

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Romance / Re: Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by gbami(m): 10:54am On Jun 14, 2020
iTroll:
This tale of yours is just a Concocted heap of bullcrap

You didn't spin this one well enough.
Try again on the morrow

Concocted.....I don't have to proof shit to you bro...You no dey feed me..
This event made me a man with self-discipline...
I learnt to control my sexual urges...
Believe what you want to believe...is your choice

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Romance / Penis...the Worst Motivational Speaker...tell Yours.. by gbami(m): 10:41am On Jun 14, 2020
When motivational Speakers say things it will be as if they are speaking to your soul...They will make you feel you can achieve the unachievable..They make you a dreamer...
Of all the worst motivational speaker..the worst is the Penis..That Rod is A dreamer..Thinks in one direction..no exist strategy...
I schooled in Eastern European country...So I have always had a dream of fucking an Asian lady because from the porns I watch they scream a lot...So I wanted to experience that..
I told my friend...We agreed to go to a nearby Asian Country ( Close To China) with the help of a white friend we met in the club, that said he knows where to take us...So we fueled his car...off we moved...The kind of speed that dude( white) was driving I nearly peed my trouser. After like 2hours...we crossed the border started looking for a LovePeddler-house to enter...We Could not find a good one with very slim Asians girls..all we saw was fatty European and some black girls...
We decided to go back to where we are coming from... Coming back the police stopped us...Then it dawned on me that I did not carry my passport, no student ID nothing..my friend had nothing too..Only the white guy had some form of ID..And we are in another country without ID...I nearly died..See deportation..my parents go kill me.. that was what was running in my mind....
They handcuffed I and my friend..the white guy was begging..They asked what we came to do in another country that we are drugg traffickers...We had to be honest with the police...that we came to Bleep prostitute, that we didn't succeed...I was crying while tell him ... The police guys started laughing...After begging...they told us to give them something (Money) to buy drink that that will let us go...We did...And they removed the handcuffs...That's was how God saved us...
From that day...I stopped listening to my penis...If there is no exist strategy...I no dey Bleep...

Has your penis ever put you in trouble?
Tell yours...So people will learn...
Sexual urges has ruined a lot of men

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Romance / Re: Have You Dated Someone Who Desperately Wanted To Get Married? by gbami(m): 8:54am On Jun 14, 2020
Blackmoran:
Yea my ex..... She came all the way from benue to leave with me, every day she keeps bombarding me with pictures of people wedding, fantasising on babies and us having kid together... Though this girl was cool she is homely can cook clean and kind of intelligent to spice it up my family loves her so much especially my dad, she has this free spirit personality.. But my instinct wasn't good with the idea it was too good to be true.. And secondly I wasn't ready financially to take on the burden of marriage but this girl never mind.... During December she travelled with my junior sister to his home town, to cut the story short I followed my instinct and today am a surviver of what would have given me heart attack....... During the thick of the moment she started showing are true colour, that homely girl started showing arrogant trait, the change was fast that I thought this can't be true... I did the right thing I broke up with her... Though my dad was sad about it but I let him know I know her more Than Them and what she portray is not who she is... A week after we brokeup my junior sister gave me the shocking news of my life.... That my ex was pregnant. . I didn't believe her cause We haven't had sex up to 4 months meaning when she was with me she was banging another dick... I waited till eight month later to find out she gave birth to a baby boy...and here let me burst your brain the father of the baby was my best friend who I trust so much...na that one pain me pass ... Lesson when a girl is trying to rush you into marraige run for your life.... If you want to get married do it at your convenient time... All girls would be at there good behavior during courtship, this one even take it to the extreme she even dey cut grass for compound... Na after marriage woman go show you are real colour....
You don't know a girl until you marry her

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Romance / Re: Why Christianity Is A Big Joke by gbami(m): 6:09am On Jun 14, 2020
Religion has been monetized.. Everything about it now is payment...
Exactly as you said...If they want money they'll come to you...If you need money for medical bills or food they will tell you to pray, that God can do all things...
You invite a Pastor to come and preach, he will be asking for money...
Your tithes, offerings, first fruit etc...Everyday is church program, why..so attendees will still pay offerings...It is now a business centre not a religious ground

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Family / Re: Single Life And Married Life, Which One Is More Enjoyable? by gbami(m): 10:47pm On Jun 13, 2020
Didi2d:
Me am planning of moving out of the house for her, wahala too much. Flights and quarrel almost every day
We are in the same boat... Nothing like peace of mind...It is priceless
Family / Re: Single Life And Married Life, Which One Is More Enjoyable? by gbami(m): 10:46pm On Jun 13, 2020
Single Life Is Freedom....I just have 2 reasons why I want to get married....
I work in a hospital...
A man was very ill... The only person that stayed with him from morning till night everyday was his wife...Other family members came and went and stopped coming...The wife was there...
I knew it was only love nothing else...
Secondly...For children...I want to have my children raised in a happy home of both parents..
Any other reasons are bullshit

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Romance / Re: Share Your Dating Experience With A Sex Addict by gbami(m): 9:29am On Jun 13, 2020
I am looking for one right now...You will taken care of... outings and etc
Romance / Re: Your Ex Sent You A Text: “I Am With Someone Better Than You” – Reply In 3 Words by gbami(m): 9:26am On Jun 13, 2020
Who Is This?

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Politics / Re: Buhari Condemns Boko Haram Killings, Urges Military To Sustain Attacks On Terror by gbami(m): 10:06pm On Jun 10, 2020
This Dude Is Useless...

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Romance / Re: Spirit Husbands...Stop The Discrimination... by gbami(m): 7:35am On Jun 10, 2020
Ladylite:


LOL your experience of wet dreams is the common one. Many women in their 40s still bedwet, so don't downplay what you have not experienced. Life is bigger than u
Really...This is the first time I am hearing this stuff....I can't stop laughing...very funny...
Romance / Re: Spirit Husbands...Stop The Discrimination... by gbami(m): 7:04am On Jun 10, 2020
jeffizy:
It is a cultural thing.


And when you believe so much in a myth, it engulfs you and begins to manifest.
Whatever A Man Thinket So He Is.

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