Nonso92:
This is nonsense, water is a conductor of electricity. If there's water in that bucket, and he opens the shower for the water to pour on him, with the boiling ring plugged in electricity, that dude is dead and gone

There could have been an insulator/ed rubber at d tail end of the tap anyway.

Islie:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/06/atiku-simple-man-campaign-goes-wrong-on-twitter-2/

Simple man kee you there

bibianna:
Such an amazing musician!


I join him in prayer!

And fasting

ORIENTATION101:
Tinubu please umahi should be next minister of works and housing .
Umahi is a treasure to the party and Nigeria he must be given a national assignment.

No gainsaying bro, his works with meagre federal allocation to ebonyi state speak volumes. He's the right man for the job.

Our Aunty has gone mad again

Millimann:
I will like Tinubu to remove his hands from here. I want to check something.

Vawulence no dey Taya u to find sha

lewis33:
Am baffled why a seemingly happy cartoon invention would be associated with Vawulence. Please help a brother in need of answers. Again please post photos of your favourite face of vawuence. Cheers

For you to av to be investigating this matter sef, you're hereby charged for inciting Vawuence on the street of Nairaland.

Wonderfully and fearfully made cutie. God bless you.

Today, I mean this evening

Sified:
What a read!
I'm sorry about the family ish, it's always like that sometimes we find succour more from strangers than friends.

Well, I think you don't have close friends, maybe you're suffering from a lack of support system, which is understandable.

But to progress you might need something like an Accountability Partner, someone to keep you in check with your goals, give you needed encouragement and advice sometimes.

Also, hope you're not too far from God....

Regarding the book, have you heard of Amazon Publishing? Tho I haven't gotten started with it but I've heard great stuff about it and I think you should consider it for your book.

I'm not a coach, but I might be able to provide some friendship support if you want.

He is far from God and overdependent on self.....

AlexReports:
Governor Ayade Amazed as Abuja Comedian Mr Odey Donates To His Presidential Ambition Publicly



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7pX7mnetPw

Governor of Cross River state and presidential aspirant, Prof. Ben Ayade was at the weekend presented with a cheque of N15,000 by an Abuja-based comedian, Mr. Odey to assist in prosecuting his 2023 presidential bid.

The governor who was visibly shocked with the show of goodwill received the cheque with excitement during the presentation of his Presidential nomination form at Cross River State Liaison Office Asokoro yesterday

Mr. Odey a top rated comedian in Abuja the nation's capital recently hosted his Uncommon Comedian concert in Abuja.

The unforgettable concert was tagged Love & Laughter. It recognised individuals and corporate organizations who have carried the message of love and affection to the people.

It highlighted the love story of the chief host, Mr. Odey D Uncommon and brought together entertainers such as Mr. Paul, Koboko Master, Kelvin Sapp, Styl Plus, Ambassador Wahala, MC Ebeneza Rezenebe, and MC Ukodo.

Gov Ayade joined the growing list of APC Presidential aspirants when he recently received his N100m nomination and expression interest forms from certain groups, including Arewa youths who have followed his progress as Cross River state Governor.

https://www.abujapress.com/2022/05/governor-ayade-amazed-as-abuja-comedian.html?m=1

Yeye Governor, the whole state has been in total darkeness for over 2 months now and d once most beautiful state capital in Nigeria has its street littered with refuse,yet he kept galivanting up and down. Finish your tenure first, your room go get key holder for prison.

This one just finish his presidential ambition

Maxymilliano:
Buhari led government is not ready to end incidences of banditry and kidnapping in North.

Àbí, , let them kwantinu.

Go and do Paternity test 1st to ascertain the authenticity of the child she claimed she had for you fess

ijustdey:


https://punchng.com/police-officers-reject-n300000-bribe-return-n600000-paid-into-account/

Morale boosting efforts by the IG.
Kudos to the outstanding personnels too.

Carolcitycartel:
This is my traditional wedding list...to fulfill for my bride to be mine....This is Americandad...I deactivated my profile for certain reasons. Iv fulfilled the knocking on the door list

Front page pls

Fear traditional Calabar/ Efik people when it come to giving you family list for marriage. Thank God dem never ask you to paint the brides family compound plus to buy kèké naped for brides younger ones.

Nicepoker:
Where is slawormiir.

Flew to Russia to defend his guy

Oga Adé, anything you like sign into Law, efcc's searchlight is all on you. Just hand over first.

Restored by mouth abi, continue,,,,

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Another Tribal war between two tribes loading. Just wait they will soon land.

Already in existence bro, it's been ongoing for decades especially between the Erei people of Biase local government of Crossriver state and Nguzu dwellers of Ebonyi state.

Baitullah:
Some people get Ododo sha. How do you intend to farm snakes? Never heard of it

Ask general Buratai

That'll be nothing less than 7meters

crossfm:
Hehehe.


Every index points to the fact that Nigeria as a nation is heading to a big destruction.

We encourage a lot of negativity. Doing the right thing at the wrong time.

How can we encourage people who went against their job ethics and responsibilities.

Let no one complain when a doctor that is shedule to carryout an operation start dancing instead of doing what is expected of him or her.
We should also remain mute when our politicians loot our resources,and sleep on duty.

Our mumu never do for this country.

Av you seen the video sir, it's never spelt out as part of their rule of engagement that dancing is not allowed while they carry our their duties at thier post. They danced,,, fine and they still carry out their duties as it's expected so I see no negativity in thier acts, besides I only see 2 young guys whose enthusiasm have changed thier story forever whether you like it or not.

Always, let happiness and enthusiasm be your driving force in all you do irrespective of what life/people throws at you. That's the underlying statement in the whole story.

I REP GREAT UNAD, not EKSU o "aluta continua, Victora Acerta"
Gather here if u dey during "Tony Can", Sọpe Equity" days

Chijeep:
AM NEWLY HAPPILY MARRIED:
My wife can't wash I bought washing machine.
My wife can't cook n I employed a cook.
My wife can't sweep n I employed a house maid.
My wife can't pound yam n I bought pounder.
My wife can't drive n I employed a Driver.

Pls Am I really a caring husband or a Simp

It's SIMPly said

SportsHD:
Yellow bonnet like son of rica .

Gathering of Cultist

MufasaLion:
WTF?

I'm so sure it would be funds meant for the fearless and gallant men at the war front, renovation of building etc. was what he diverted for his personal use. This is pathetic!

A military officer boasting of those properties without embezzlement? This country is finished. Well, I ain't surprised!

As in,,,,, just one of them.

bluemansion:
I think no matter what are the offences of these kids, they shouldn't be left completely in the street. Or is there nothing at all we as a society can do to cater for these kids? Whether we like it or not, these kids are only growing up to become hardened criminals - future armed robbers, terrorists, kidnappers, ritualists, rapists, political assassins and more.

We are already battling with insecurity around the country. Meanwhile, we are also grooming others that will become future threat to the security of the country.

I really felt bad seeing kids in the position I did last night. What can we do to help them please? Any any government agencies, NGO or individuals that can pick up their case and give them life worth living? I don't think anyone deserves to sleep so openly outside like this, not to talk of kids.

For the sake of humanity, I therefore volunteer myself for any assignment that could bring succor to these kids.

Those are Skolombo boys, just leave them and let d sleeping dog lie abeg, I've witnessed a lot of rehabilitation programs organized by churches / NGOs for those guys, female inclusive, but they always find thier way coming back to their post afterwards. Cultural center main gate and etim edem park are there Hotspot.

Orishishiri

mike404:


BY THEIR FINGERS, THEIR KARIABILITY, WE SHALL KNOW THEM



STILL REPRESENTING ILYA DU LAGOON- UNIVERSITY OF LAGOS

Woged comrado.
Timo Timo we still remain. Been representing Ilya du survey since 1960.

blamingthedevil:
Is he right?



https://mobile.twitter.com/xagreat/status/1489220842248716292

One short and useless olimpotic entity from Northern Crossriver state should top d list