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Politics / Re: 6 Things About James Ocholi You Probably Did Not Know by GetUmad: 9:32pm On Mar 06, 2016 |
Modsenemy:What's this? So everybody you have had business with helped you? It says so much about you, your mindset about life and most importantly, your integrity. You come across as nothing but an opportunist with such a reckless statement. Show some respect for the dead. He was some people's father, uncle, cousin, friend. Just same way you have someone like him somewhere. 5 Likes |
Politics / Re: If Buhari Force Adeosun To Cover Up In Qatar Who Force Queen Of England - Photo by GetUmad: 5:48pm On Mar 03, 2016 |
ibagbea:The mumu has gat to be you, id.iat. You don't have to comment or quote if you're so ret.arded to decode sarcasm. |
Politics / Re: If Buhari Force Adeosun To Cover Up In Qatar Who Force Queen Of England - Photo by GetUmad: 9:19pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
@ op, that's not Queen of England. That's Queen of Mecca. Can't you see her son(behind) and daughter-in-law beside her? 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Youths Protest Against Wike's "Hate Speech" In Ogoni - Photos by GetUmad: 9:15pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
Blame Lie Moo-her-Med and his goons for this. With just 5,000 for the unemployed youths, this **** could have been kept off the street. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Youths Protest Against Wike's "Hate Speech" In Ogoni - Photos by GetUmad: 9:02pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
@OP, please add "APC" before the word Youth in your topic. "APC YOUTHS protest........" should have suffice. 58 Likes 7 Shares |
Car Talk / Re: Innoson Launches Cars For Low And Middle Class Nigerians by GetUmad: 3:01am On Feb 25, 2016 |
Finally, Seun can now get official vehicles for Lala and the other mods in order to #grownairalandgrownigeria 24 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: Innoson Launches Cars For Low And Middle Class Nigerians by GetUmad: 2:15am On Feb 25, 2016 |
Good development. But I hope it'd be "bigger" than picanto and i10 in terms of capacity and size. Cos most of the time we hear of a brand new vehicle produced around that amount, its always nothing more than a picantoish cycle. Guyz go prefer make dem go buy tokunbo EOD/BIG DADDY than driving a brand new picanto. All the same, its a welcome development. We need more of this for competition. 13 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: PHOTOS: 4 Men Recreate A Photo They Took In School 40 Years Ago by GetUmad: 2:51am On Feb 23, 2016 |
That man in blue shirt with glasses and colar up dey feel like Olamide "na we dey run things for Mainland" (just like that Olamide&Don J's reconciliation pix) |
Family / Re: Is There Any Advantage Of Being Poor? by GetUmad: 5:18pm On Feb 20, 2016 |
Mbkite: One certain thing I know. Less worries. Have you ever experienced sudden change of level which should have given you a huge respite from poverty but you discovered you now have more things to worry about. When you're poor you obviously take life as it comes, consequently, you do only things as its available. Hence, nothing much to ponder about. Have some change and you start thinking about how "best" to achieve some things, meanwhile there would be 1008 ways to achieve that same thing. For instance, when you're poor, you take your wards to the only affordable school. When you're rich, you'd not only sweat to look for a "suitable" schools (even though they're in abundance) but would invest time and, sometimes, resources into doing background checks and researches on even the A-class colleges you have in mind. You know how many times some people have changed their "maiguard" even after investing in several breeds of guard dogs, yet you'd see a commoner sleeping effortlessly outside his shack, waking up the next day all-dazzling. Have you ever being caught in fuel scarcity with your vehicle, do you know how it could cripple many of your programs? Meanwhile, that so called poor person has already achieved all he needed while you're still struggling. Same goes for all activities involved in the sojourn to self-fulilment for the riches. Basically, I would say poor people somehow have rest of mind than the well-to-dos (not proven though). However, nothing beats having that dough. |
Celebrities / Re: Security Guard At P'square House Injured Today(photos) by GetUmad: 9:57am On Feb 20, 2016 |
murmee: And may you never stop "wondering" till you eventually become a "Wanderer" . Nonsense!! Creep back to the heffing shiithole you hopped out from. You so heffing dumb to realize not everyone you're at liberty to quote. You heffing Scumbag! |
Celebrities / Re: Security Guard At P'square House Injured Today(photos) by GetUmad: 6:26pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
But Paul bin say na lie nah, say na one small family matter em bin rush go settle. Who dey lie now? Blogger or Paul? If na Paul dey lie I dey wait for people to come here come yan how Peter wife take cause am. 50 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Agege Bread Sellers And Street Hawkers Are Now Dressing Like Models Already(pics by GetUmad: 7:56pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
Rubbish!! All in the name of "traffic". Please post the pictures of those same people up there pre-Jumoke-limelight era. You can't just snap random people on the street and start claiming they now dress well cos of Jumoke's fame. How many of them did you see dress like a mad woman before now? Bread-sellers are human beings like us, you nitwit. They're some people's sisters, mothers hustling to give some people a meaningful life. Get it together! By the way OP, you people should respect other people's privacy and stop uploading their image online without their consent, worse still, blogging nonsense about them. 18 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Girl Who 'Thanked Guy After Sex' With Her Was Actually Set Up. PICS by GetUmad: 6:13am On Jan 23, 2016 |
magicfingers009: The guy grew dreads? are you for real? Do you know the timeline of the pictures? What if it was a picture taken several months ago that the guy edited for the purpose of self-gratification. Also, how many police station have you being in benin Republic to know they don't allow them write statement? Oh I see, because you saw "Benin" and with the eagerness to comment, you never had the privilege to discover it might not be in edo state. The girl should explain what she was doing with the money on her hand while she snapped. I give up on you! FYI, there are several Nigerian youths working with their relatives in Benin Republic, selling second-hand materials. Some of them are also schooling right there. So many of them mix and live with the natives. tgmservice: magicfingers009: Frodobee : What are you saying? Did they write anywhere that the police got the info on instagram? And what concerns Benin Republic police with lies during election? You probably didn't notice the currency in a bid to hit front page. Most of you comment without properly engaging your reasoning faculty and people of your level also hit likes. All of you saying rubbish. You should engage your brain even for a lil' second. How would you feel if that lady was your sister? Do you know that guy could probably be one of these Nigerians that school in Benin (from the name you could ascertain that) then in order to feel funky (remember some guyz can go any length just to prove they're who they aren't. We all can relate with mischievous things some guyz did back in secondary school or when we were young in order to feel like a Casanova, meanwhile majority of them couldn't even confront a lady) , edited the pix of one of his Benin friends, post same online not thinking it'd go viral. Again if one senseless guy posted same pix about your sister online such as this, would you type those rubbish ? |
TV/Movies / Re: Channels TV Anchor's Phone Rang On Live TV (Photos) by GetUmad: 10:02pm On Jan 19, 2016 |
From his expression, The guy be like ; " chei, this benin babe don finally pursue my matter enter studio, I don die and my choir members now go don know say i don commot my ring tone from Marvin Sapp wey I dey always put am for church " 27 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Hillarious(photo): Sick Child Negotiates With Doctors Over Injection by GetUmad: 6:11pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
The boy be like "you inject me, i commit suicide jumping down unto this bed" That boy should thank his luck its not a Nigerian General Hospital. Chai! The kain beating wey those women go give am ehn, come insult em parents join em go know say you don't negotiate with Nigerian Nurses. 6 Likes |
Politics / Re: Bad News From ABJ by GetUmad: 5:58pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
honeygirl17: Glad you're used to that.... Guess it makes you cu.m |
Politics / Re: DPR Suspends Capital Oil, Others From Petrol Import by GetUmad: 9:06pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
inlandtaipan: Nigerians are the hardest set of people to ever please. Dem do ; ona go complain, dem nor do ; ona go shout to the highest heaven. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Biafra: See What The Daughter Of Ex Governor Of Oyo State Said About Nnamdi Kanu by GetUmad: 10:38am On Dec 10, 2015 |
Money40:if she had said otherwise, would you have considered it as the "truth"? You lot tend to idolize whoever says anything in your favor. FFK comes to mind. He's now your hero just like this hoe is fast becoming. Meanwhile, few years ago, FFK was an enigma. When a Wole Soyinka speaks, so far his statement doesn't suggest Asslicking you lot go bazooka on him calling him names. But if he says anything in your favor, he becomes a god. I could see how of late so many of you people have been worshipping this lady and FFK, making them your mouthpiece . Meanwhile they both have "something" in common. 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: PHOTO: If U Played With This And Still Unmarried, U need to Visit Shiloh 2015 by GetUmad: 7:34pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
I played with the e-version. Should I have been married by now? 2 Likes |
Autos / Re: Toyota Camry Used 1994 Model Fabic 4pug 45k by GetUmad: 7:13pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
16k. over serious buyer. Is it keyless entry and alloy rim? 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Ridiculously Oversized Dogs That Forgot How Big They Are[photos] by GetUmad: 10:38pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
OP, the list ain't complete. Where's snoop? |
Autos / Re: Vw Bug 2002 For Quick Sale 380 (neg) by GetUmad: 10:11pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
Oga OP, the only "bug" i could see here is the 2MP camera you used in snapping this ride. 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Using The Bafarawa Prayer-technique, Answer The Following Questions; by GetUmad: 9:55pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
Please can I carry my textbook? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Chioma Nkechi Daniel Missing: Have You Seen Her? by GetUmad: 5:32pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
thecollector: That daftie you quoted and his idiot.ic crew made me to stop reading comments to the bottom on nairaland of late. Once I spot his or his crew senseless' post i immediately know the thread has been hijacked by tots hence nothing sensible for me to gain scrolling further. Seun, pls this is a clarion call to you, some of us do visit this site for educative posts, unfortunately of late, its easier to see a Virgin in Virgin Islands than coming across any sensible threads. Even the ones that should originally provoke creative thoughts, you'd see it flooded with this cliche of end time nonsense. You should be handing these kids (and those ones who disturb our eyes with advertorials like the one below me) a lifetime ban so the spot could be saved for people who have something meaningful to contribute. This forum is loosing it by the day. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Plane With 500 Nigerians Deported From The UK Arrives In Lag by GetUmad: 1:43pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
I can bet my nokia 1100 considerable number of them are dem Nairalanders always forming Briticos. |
Phones / Re: Youtube Enables Users To Save Videos For Offline Use In Nigeria. by GetUmad: 5:31pm On Nov 22, 2015 |
Long overdue. Snaptube and savefromnet to the rescue anyday anytime. Hope with time they'd integrate mp3. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Health / Re: Neurological Screening Test by GetUmad: 10:08am On Nov 22, 2015 |
Depending on the kind of browser you're using and the text formatting, you might find it hard to locate "N". I easily got the "N" with chrome but couldn't with opera mini.
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Politics / Re: Hilarious Picture Of Ben Bruce On Instagram And Ben Bruce In The Senate by GetUmad: 4:30pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
Guess the publicity stunt/public attention he craves for is working afterall. The guy now trends more than "twitter" itself. A great Avenue for gaining popularity. Its all about achieving his "long-term goal". Figure it out. |
Politics / Re: Tony Elumelu's Tweet On Fashola's Appointment by GetUmad: 10:03pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
Apparently, that Fashola dude is a Halogen lamp that can not be hidden underneath. He's so far the only Man in that cabinet everyone, regardless of their affiliation rooted for,even during the screening most people couldn't hide their admiration towards him. Just hope he won't end up being another NOI in this regime. 113 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Ambode Reacts To The Economist. Blasts Fashola Administration by GetUmad: 7:09pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
Unemployment is when you do not have any good thing/news to share about people of other ethnic groups other than yours. It can also be implicitly defined as an act of sniffing around to get news that could cast aspersions on people who do not know you exist(while your contemporaries are making money and others doing their best to contribute to the growth of their country ) . Please who's the minister responsible for eradicating this scourge? Some people need help seriously. |
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