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Who remembers GoodMusic all stars song in which the only part you get to hear D'banj's voice was the part/verse where no word was uttered {ever other Artists had verse(s) but D'banj}? The guy was literally screaming for some secs. Same was pulled on Wizkid.

What's cinematic in that picture? All I see is drunk people.

That dude on red shirt is imagining stroking and groping something. He's definitely not straight. No wonder he bend sef for the pix.

Which budget? He's going through Atlas.


The rate at which Buhari Columbus is touring the world, he would soon discover a country.

Nice policies. Hope he'd have time to implement them, Mr Johnie Walker.



The rate at which Buhari Columbus is touring the world, he would soon discover a country.

The rate at which Buhari Columbus is touring the world, he would soon discover a country.

Emekamex:
Which one is Yongola state abeg?

Adamawa and Taraba states were initially under "Gongola" state with Yola as capital.


We should spare these people. Some of these old school people have those names already stuck intuitively, they say it subconsciously. Till now some of our parents still call a Compact Disc, "Record" and many other gaffes like that.

Reminds me of "West Germany "... Minister or no Ministers, They're also human beings. No one is beyond mistake. No1 is perfect.

TheBossLadyK:
For me I put mine in the toilet or the suckaway that is the best place to put it

People that do this are wicked. Do you know the impact that could have on your sewer? That heavy thing that won't easily decompose is what you shove down the sewage? Haba! If only pet bottles could be flushed, Naija wouldn't mind.

Have you tried shredding it? Don't ask me how. Thank me later.








On a more serious note, the only safest way is to attach any of the objects you see in the image below with it. Tag it with the pad and no Ritualist will ever touch it.




You're welcome.

Where was the MACBAN MADMAN chairman when his people were kidnapping, causing mayhem and wrecking colossal havoc on lives and properties?
he should take a chill pill and watch first before raising alarm. its their turn to learn the real art of "kidnapping"and not that amateur one.




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Why did you caption them "Nigeria multi-Billionaires"? Do you know Who those are?


Just watched the video and all I see is some Drug B. or some ritualists showing off. It could even be Zimbabwean dollars for all we care. Was expecting to see Otedola, Dangote, Orji, Alakija all in a gathering as you captioned it, of which, I of course doubted them "spending" money like that in a party.

Bro pls "translate" the video. People dey manage their data as per say light nor dey and fuel na gold. Mb sef dey quick dry like methylated spirit.



Meanwhile In other news, MTN would start sending this ; To know the nearest filling station in your area selling fuel at the official rate, text "locate" to 676. Terms and conditions apply.

Do they have any form of building regulatory Agency there? Well, how sure are we this is naija? Of late anyone can just add some texts to some images and claim it to be anything online.





Meanwhile In other news, MTN would start sending this ; To know the nearest filling station in your area selling fuel at the official rate, text "locate" to 676. Terms and conditions apply.

The way this country is going, we might have to change her name.



Meanwhile In other news, MTN would start sending this ; To know the nearest filling station in your area selling fuel at the official rate, text "locate" to 676. Terms and conditions apply.

Where was he before now?




Meanwhile In other news, MTN would start sending this ; To know the nearest filling station in your area selling fuel at the official rate, text "locate" to 676. Terms and conditions apply.

Pidggin:
Deziani is the best Petroleum minister this country ever had

DrLee:
frustration is already setting in.
Now we know Diezani really tried

Yea, Abacha also tried, infact he was the best president ever as well. SMH









Meanwhile In other news, MTN would soon start sending this ; To know the nearest filling station in your area selling fuel at the official rate, text "locate" to 676. Terms and conditions apply.

Lmao. But Bisi nor sabi em oldman voice?



Make Bisi just tell her oldman say "silly-dad" is the pet name for her boyfriend. Shikena

Rivers state is fast becoming Borno state of late.






They're killing one another for people that are enjoying their lives. What an irony!

And the Chinese language plus the dual standby didn't give it away at the point of purchase?





Who buys i-phone without KNOWING I-PHONE?

OP, your caption would have been " being the first Nigerian to graduate with 5.0 CGPA in Nigerian University".



That exactly is what that guy who finished from Unilag with 5.0 is feeling right now. Now a "celebrity". Happy for him.

More like " being the first to ever wear a graduation gown".

This Reek is just damn humble and that's why he's going places........ .... Similar thing he said about the Next rated regarding other Nominees in that category before he eventually capped it.





I know some artists that'd have used that opportunity to mouth off.

Na only Peter side we dey hear. Make Paul too cone talk em own nah.







Before you conclude, remember :
There're always at least two sides to a story.

Very simple question,though logical!





















OP, what tribe are you? That answers it.

Now they have justification to deny every thing they say. They'd just say no The president never said that, it was videoshopped.

gentleheart1:
Yeah Peter has tried o,if i were to be in his shoes i would have long left the group. Peter was really patient and tolerant, now the game is over Jude and Paul should continue their greed together.

Thank you my Brother. Nigerians are so hypocritical. We easily condemn others even when we are not better or can't personally take 25% of those shi.ii if reverse where the case. See the current government for example. Many of the things they would quickly dash to social media back then to condemn GEJ for are what's so ubiquitous in their own administration now.

ANTONINEUTRON:
Hmmm!

Diz peter funny oo.

So because he songs no make album, naim make am dey vex.



But sha na ego dey cuz am.

Nigerians and sentimental way of reasoning. Don't know if you're a student or yo' working. Whichever. Imagine you found yourself in a group (let's say a Team either in your workplace or school project/assignment, whichever applies) and over the years people around have been perceiving you as the weakest and most passive of the group, to crown it all up, majority of your inputs and creative ideas for the success of the group were always discarded to the favor of other team Member(s), pls think deep, for how long would you continue to hold on and watch? Without any sentiment, imagine you found yourself in such scenario , pls tell me you'd forever be cool with it. Now imagine a case where your Father tends to like you brother more than you, infact, he never hid it even when you got married, for whatever reason best known to him he never showed up. He always welcomes ideas from your brother, showing love to him and his family (probably cos you married your heartthrob who's from a place he never supported) , making him feel he's better than you and this your same father is the one managing the business which brings money (that has made him as well rich) as a result of you and your brother's creativity. Pls, tell me you're an Angel and would easily overlook it, till like forever.

The most annoying thing is, Jude as elderly as he is to the duo, chose to rather perch on (even when he knew all along he was the bane of the separation) than humbly taking a bow for the continuing existence of the "brand".

Who's the Wicked one?

The rate at which people now keep vigil on Celebrities posts on social media to post on nairaland indicates an unprecedented level of idleness/unemployment in this country.

When you refresh nairaland for an informative news/article all you now see is, "fans blast Sheyi Shey on Twitter ", "Patoraking shades gnikarotap on Instgram" "see what fans wrote about Funke Akindele's blue G-string "and all sorts of useless threads that add no value to both the OP, the readers and the Site. More of celebrities aprokos and less of educative threads.


Won't be surprised if this goes the frontpage way. No more meaningful contents.

Even the OP never took his time to read the picture's caption before he rushed down to nairaland to post the picture