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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Tweets About Song With Drake Topping Itunes Gets Epic Reply From Fan(pic by GetUmad: 11:33pm On Apr 16, 2016
Who remembers GoodMusic all stars song in which the only part you get to hear D'banj's voice was the part/verse where no word was uttered {ever other Artists had verse(s) but D'banj}? The guy was literally screaming for some secs. Same was pulled on Wizkid.

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Celebrities / Re: Kunle Afolayan Shows Off His Private Cinema In His Home [photos] by GetUmad: 11:21pm On Apr 16, 2016
What's cinematic in that picture? All I see is drunk people.

That dude on red shirt is imagining stroking and groping something. He's definitely not straight. No wonder he bend sef for the pix.
Politics / Re: Guess Who Is going Through the Budget by GetUmad: 4:24am On Apr 08, 2016
Which budget? He's going through Atlas.


The rate at which Buhari Columbus is touring the world, he would soon discover a country.

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Politics / Re: FG Out With 33 Policy Actions To Revamp Economy by GetUmad: 4:21am On Apr 08, 2016
Nice policies. Hope he'd have time to implement them, Mr Johnie Walker.



The rate at which Buhari Columbus is touring the world, he would soon discover a country.

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Politics / Re: Buhari And Travelling See Hilarious Pics by GetUmad: 4:13am On Apr 08, 2016
The rate at which Buhari Columbus is touring the world, he would soon discover a country.

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Politics / Re: See The Blunder Committed By One Of Our Ministers by GetUmad: 4:07am On Apr 08, 2016
Emekamex:
Which one is Yongola state abeg?

Adamawa and Taraba states were initially under "Gongola" state with Yola as capital.


We should spare these people. Some of these old school people have those names already stuck intuitively, they say it subconsciously. Till now some of our parents still call a Compact Disc, "Record" and many other gaffes like that.

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Politics / Re: See The Blunder Committed By One Of Our Ministers by GetUmad: 4:00am On Apr 08, 2016
Reminds me of "West Germany "... Minister or no Ministers, They're also human beings. No one is beyond mistake. No1 is perfect.

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Family / Re: For Nairaland Ladies Only by GetUmad: 6:52pm On Apr 07, 2016
TheBossLadyK:
For me I put mine in the toilet or the suckaway that is the best place to put it










People that do this are wicked. Do you know the impact that could have on your sewer? That heavy thing that won't easily decompose is what you shove down the sewage? Haba! If only pet bottles could be flushed, Naija wouldn't mind.
Family / Re: For Nairaland Ladies Only by GetUmad: 6:47pm On Apr 07, 2016
Have you tried shredding it? Don't ask me how. Thank me later.








On a more serious note, the only safest way is to attach any of the objects you see in the image below with it. Tag it with the pad and no Ritualist will ever touch it.




You're welcome.

Crime / Re: Fulani herdsmen Abducted In The South East by GetUmad: 6:21am On Apr 05, 2016
Where was the MACBAN MADMAN chairman when his people were kidnapping, causing mayhem and wrecking colossal havoc on lives and properties?
he should take a chill pill and watch first before raising alarm. its their turn to learn the real art of "kidnapping"and not that amateur one.




Meanwhile In other news, MTN would start sending this ; To know the nearest filling station in your area selling fuel at the official rate, text "locate" to 676. Terms and conditions apply.
Politics / Re: See How Nigerian Multi Billionaires Are Spending Money At A Party(video) by GetUmad: 6:11am On Apr 05, 2016
Why did you caption them "Nigeria multi-Billionaires"? Do you know Who those are?


Just watched the video and all I see is some Drug B. or some ritualists showing off. It could even be Zimbabwean dollars for all we care. Was expecting to see Otedola, Dangote, Orji, Alakija all in a gathering as you captioned it, of which, I of course doubted them "spending" money like that in a party.
Politics / Re: See How Nigerian Multi Billionaires Are Spending Money At A Party(video) by GetUmad: 5:58am On Apr 05, 2016
Bro pls "translate" the video. People dey manage their data as per say light nor dey and fuel na gold. Mb sef dey quick dry like methylated spirit.



Meanwhile In other news, MTN would start sending this ; To know the nearest filling station in your area selling fuel at the official rate, text "locate" to 676. Terms and conditions apply.
Properties / Re: Tree Growing In Between A House In Benin (photos) by GetUmad: 5:52am On Apr 05, 2016
Do they have any form of building regulatory Agency there? Well, how sure are we this is naija? Of late anyone can just add some texts to some images and claim it to be anything online.





Meanwhile In other news, MTN would start sending this ; To know the nearest filling station in your area selling fuel at the official rate, text "locate" to 676. Terms and conditions apply.

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Politics / Re: BENUE: APC Youth Leader, 3 Others Killed In Fresh Fulani Herdsmen, Farmers Clash by GetUmad: 5:45am On Apr 05, 2016
The way this country is going, we might have to change her name.



Meanwhile In other news, MTN would start sending this ; To know the nearest filling station in your area selling fuel at the official rate, text "locate" to 676. Terms and conditions apply.

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Celebrities / Re: Segun Arinze Prostrate On Behalf Of Ibinabo,Beg Deceased Family 2 Forgive(video by GetUmad: 5:38am On Apr 05, 2016
Where was he before now?




Meanwhile In other news, MTN would start sending this ; To know the nearest filling station in your area selling fuel at the official rate, text "locate" to 676. Terms and conditions apply.
Politics / Re: Henry Ikem-Obih Tours Filling Stations In Abuja, Nigerians Mock Him (pics by GetUmad: 5:25am On Apr 05, 2016
Pidggin:
Deziani is the best Petroleum minister this country ever had
DrLee:
frustration is already setting in.
Now we know Diezani really tried


Yea, Abacha also tried, infact he was the best president ever as well. SMH









Meanwhile In other news, MTN would soon start sending this ; To know the nearest filling station in your area selling fuel at the official rate, text "locate" to 676. Terms and conditions apply.

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Family / Re: What Do U Think About Bisi???? by GetUmad: 10:19pm On Apr 04, 2016
Lmao. But Bisi nor sabi em oldman voice?



Make Bisi just tell her oldman say "silly-dad" is the pet name for her boyfriend. Shikena

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Crime / Re: Horror: 8 Corpses Found In Burrow Pit In Rivers Community by GetUmad: 4:18am On Mar 30, 2016
Rivers state is fast becoming Borno state of late.






They're killing one another for people that are enjoying their lives. What an irony!
Phones / Re: Man Buys Nokia As Iphone From Computer Vilage In Lagos (Photos) by GetUmad: 8:01am On Mar 25, 2016
And the Chinese language plus the dual standby didn't give it away at the point of purchase?





Who buys i-phone without KNOWING I-PHONE?

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Education / Re: Photo: When You Become The First Graduate In Your Village by GetUmad: 6:29am On Mar 25, 2016
OP, your caption would have been " being the first Nigerian to graduate with 5.0 CGPA in Nigerian University".



That exactly is what that guy who finished from Unilag with 5.0 is feeling right now. Now a "celebrity". Happy for him.

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Education / Re: Photo: When You Become The First Graduate In Your Village by GetUmad: 6:25am On Mar 25, 2016
More like " being the first to ever wear a graduation gown".
Celebrities / Re: Reekado Banks: Don’t Compare Me To Wizkid; Twitter Reacts Hilariously by GetUmad: 6:18am On Mar 25, 2016
This Reek is just damn humble and that's why he's going places........ .... Similar thing he said about the Next rated regarding other Nominees in that category before he eventually capped it.





I know some artists that'd have used that opportunity to mouth off.

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Celebrities / Re: How My Brothers Ganged Up Against Me & Jude Threatened To Slap Me - Peter Okoye by GetUmad: 1:38am On Mar 20, 2016
Na only Peter side we dey hear. Make Paul too cone talk em own nah.







Before you conclude, remember :
There're always at least two sides to a story.
Jokes Etc / Re: Which Tribe Are They From (picx) by GetUmad: 1:30am On Mar 20, 2016
Very simple question,though logical!





















OP, what tribe are you? That answers it.
Politics / Re: Could This Be How All Those Shekau Videos Were Faked? by GetUmad: 12:30pm On Mar 19, 2016
Now they have justification to deny every thing they say. They'd just say no The president never said that, it was videoshopped.
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Reveals Only Thing That Can End Their Bitter Fight by GetUmad: 5:28am On Mar 17, 2016
gentleheart1:


Yeah Peter has tried o,if i were to be in his shoes i would have long left the group. Peter was really patient and tolerant, now the game is over Jude and Paul should continue their greed together.

Thank you my Brother. Nigerians are so hypocritical. We easily condemn others even when we are not better or can't personally take 25% of those shi.ii if reverse where the case. See the current government for example. Many of the things they would quickly dash to social media back then to condemn GEJ for are what's so ubiquitous in their own administration now.

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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Reveals Only Thing That Can End Their Bitter Fight by GetUmad: 5:12am On Mar 17, 2016
ANTONINEUTRON:
Hmmm!

Diz peter funny oo.

So because he songs no make album, naim make am dey vex.



But sha na ego dey cuz am.


Nigerians and sentimental way of reasoning. Don't know if you're a student or yo' working. Whichever. Imagine you found yourself in a group (let's say a Team either in your workplace or school project/assignment, whichever applies) and over the years people around have been perceiving you as the weakest and most passive of the group, to crown it all up, majority of your inputs and creative ideas for the success of the group were always discarded to the favor of other team Member(s), pls think deep, for how long would you continue to hold on and watch? Without any sentiment, imagine you found yourself in such scenario , pls tell me you'd forever be cool with it. Now imagine a case where your Father tends to like you brother more than you, infact, he never hid it even when you got married, for whatever reason best known to him he never showed up. He always welcomes ideas from your brother, showing love to him and his family (probably cos you married your heartthrob who's from a place he never supported) , making him feel he's better than you and this your same father is the one managing the business which brings money (that has made him as well rich) as a result of you and your brother's creativity. Pls, tell me you're an Angel and would easily overlook it, till like forever.

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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Reveals Only Thing That Can End Their Bitter Fight by GetUmad: 4:52am On Mar 17, 2016
The most annoying thing is, Jude as elderly as he is to the duo, chose to rather perch on (even when he knew all along he was the bane of the separation) than humbly taking a bow for the continuing existence of the "brand".

Who's the Wicked one?

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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Reveals Only Thing That Can End Their Bitter Fight by GetUmad: 4:41am On Mar 17, 2016
mineANDurs:
And some Bigotic Mo.rons were blaming their wives Lola,
#thewoman don suffer!

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Photoshop Rihana As His Wife To Be... (photo) by GetUmad: 11:38pm On Mar 14, 2016
The rate at which people now keep vigil on Celebrities posts on social media to post on nairaland indicates an unprecedented level of idleness/unemployment in this country.

When you refresh nairaland for an informative news/article all you now see is, "fans blast Sheyi Shey on Twitter ", "Patoraking shades gnikarotap on Instgram" "see what fans wrote about Funke Akindele's blue G-string "and all sorts of useless threads that add no value to both the OP, the readers and the Site. More of celebrities aprokos and less of educative threads.


Won't be surprised if this goes the frontpage way. No more meaningful contents.
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Photoshop Rihana As His Wife To Be... (photo) by GetUmad: 11:31pm On Mar 14, 2016
Even the OP never took his time to read the picture's caption before he rushed down to nairaland to post the picture

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