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Politics / Re: Amaechi Pledges To Complete Ongoing Rail Projects, Calls For Cooperation by GetUmad: 6:59pm On Nov 11, 2015
speedyGonzales:
Don't make promises you can deliver on! that's my advice!
So he should make the ones he can't deliver on?

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Politics / Re: Amaechi Pledges To Complete Ongoing Rail Projects, Calls For Cooperation by GetUmad: 6:56pm On Nov 11, 2015
kodded:
H
Homosapiens.
Are you?

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Autos / Re: SOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!old Model Toyota Corolla For Sale @ 100k by GetUmad: 10:09pm On Nov 07, 2015
Lmao..... Nothing to fix, buy and drive? For this 1678 "motor".... Did I just read that?

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Politics / Re: Photo: Lion Was Spotted In Ikorodu, Lagos by GetUmad: 6:37pm On Oct 28, 2015
luchy34:
How did a lioness end up on that fence
Babalegba:
It is a dog or a very skinny starved lioness

Zoom in the image well, you'd notice its a starved dog who was curious to see where exactly the acclaimed "change" could be found, when the ground sef nor level.
Politics / Re: Photo: Lion Was Spotted In Ikorodu, Lagos by GetUmad: 6:28pm On Oct 28, 2015
How we suppose know if na lioness or dog or photoshop? The pix nor clear enough, the person wey snap am suppose move closer. A close-up shot (preferably sef a selfie wit d thing) would have suffice.

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Politics / Re: God Is An Igbo: Overwhelming Reserch Evidence Uncovered by GetUmad: 7:36pm On Oct 27, 2015
OP you're damn right! Its very obvious innit? "Heaven is no man's land".

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Politics / Re: Lecturer Who’s Now Labourer In Kwara Due To Non-payment Of Salary (pics) by GetUmad: 6:31pm On Oct 27, 2015
Contrary to what you wrote, the man was actually working on his housing project and decided to take "selfie"(regardless of whoever took the shot) for instagram. He only changed his mind when he remembered it could pass for a propaganda a la public recognition.



So never get it twisted.
Politics / Re: Lagosians Blast Ambode Over Plan 2 Buy Helicopters 2 Tackle Traffic & Security by GetUmad: 6:11pm On Oct 27, 2015
And then?
Politics / Re: The Great Shameless Hypocrite And Ambulance Chaser Known As Falana. by GetUmad: 7:47pm On Oct 14, 2015
You should endeavor to check the meaning of hypocrite before you string it up a sentence going forward.

Also do yourself favor getting your facts right before multiplying the number of threads on nairaland.



https://www.mynewswatchtimesng.com/deportation-of-beggars-illegal-falana-2/


www.nairaland.com/1393073/lagos-deportation-law-femi-falana
Phones / Re: See The First Ever Pepsi Android Phone, The PEPSI P1 by GetUmad: 11:27am On Oct 14, 2015
Pepsi? 2015. Who still takes that? Wake me up when that of orijin codenamed Orijoh O1 snapdragon is out.
Politics / Re: GRAPHIC PHOTOS: Man Bites Off Another Man's Lower Lip Over Woman In Delta State by GetUmad: 11:07pm On Oct 09, 2015
Dentist in the house abeg which kain teeth go fit totally bite off parts of the body like this?

The other time on nairaland, it was a blokos a lady "detached" from the guy's vault. Pls which kain teeth these people dey carry about.
Politics / Re: GRAPHIC PHOTOS: Man Bites Off Another Man's Lower Lip Over Woman In Delta State by GetUmad: 11:02pm On Oct 09, 2015
So pathetic.

Meanwhile, in the last pix, the guy be like "if only, just if only I could lay my hand on that Mo.fo's pri.ck even with this my sealed lips,walahi i would make him a transgender"
Politics / Re: FG Mulls Dienani's Extradition by GetUmad: 6:32am On Oct 03, 2015
Nice development... Next destination should be KIRIKIRI straight.



Now playing; After the reggae play the blues remix feat Vic O, Daddy showkey, Baba Fryo and Zaki Adze. Dedicated to the soon-to-be Queen of Kirikiri Kingdom.
Politics / Re: Shema Is The Only Governor That Will Be Leaving Office Without Debt – Ribadu by GetUmad: 12:02pm On May 11, 2015
Chigold101:
you have lied sir. Someone can leave outstanding infrastructure without taking a single lone. If you minimise waste spending & useless partying & money sharing, you can do something meaningful without taking loan.

Take Anambra for example. Mr Peter Obi was Anambra governor for 8years without taking a single loan. He left Anambra state debt free with lots of saving for the new government to kick start with.

All the 177 communities in Anambra state are connected with good roads.

All the public secondary schools have at least 2 news structures. Some schools like QRC onitsha, CKC etc are looking like a mini university campuses.

He started 3 big utra morden shoping malls (nnewi, awka & onitsha) which Obiano is about completing.

He focused so much on foundation laying which has helped this present government of Gov Obiano to riding high.

What i am saying is that any government that mean well for his people will give them the basic things first. Lay good foundation before going into sending men to moon.

Life is all about choice & planning. Many governors inflate price of things & take loan to meet up with their useless life style.

Loan is important & it helps but it is not a must... Planning well can keep you debt free...

I agree with some of your points but kai, clean your mouth small. I know of many schools in anambra with dilapidated structures and as well roads. Wouldn't want to derail the thread else I would have posted images . How good is Ukpor road now? Some of the schools in the rural area aren't in the best form. CHS ifite and Awor among many others come to mind. But overall, I doff my cap for the Governor.
Phones / Re: Awesome And Funny Google Now Searches You Have To Try. by GetUmad: 7:20pm On May 06, 2015
Nice! What if i recite "tinko tinko tinkololo tinko" What would be Google now's response?
Politics / Re: The Original Text Of Prof. Soyinka's Lecture by GetUmad: 5:40pm On May 06, 2015
Adelaide2:



So he said those, right?
Did we both see the word "humorously"?
Though, I agree it wasn't necessary. He should have known better.
Politics / Re: The Original Text Of Prof. Soyinka's Lecture by GetUmad: 4:57pm On May 06, 2015
Cont'd
Admitting that the patriotism and sacrifice of the soldiers who have reversed the tide against Boko Haram is the reference for all if Nigeria would be safe and if each Nigerian would be his brother’s or sister’s keeper, Soyinka hailed the singular patriotism of Dr. Stella Ameyo Adadevoh, whose sacrificial act of preventing the Liberian Ebola carrier, Patrick Sawyer, from unleashing the dreaded virus on all of Nigeria, saved the country from a health catastrophe beyond imagination; saying she personified the best of Nigeria and the best in the Nigerian. Her life is a profile in courage and a good place to begin in forging a national character if Nigeria would have a future.

Contrasting Dr. Adadevoh’s example with that of first lady, Patience Jonathan, Soyinka strongly condemned the first lady syndrome and their pervasive influence on Nigerian politics. Given that the office of first lady is unknown to the Nigerian constitution, a better conduct was expected of the first lady at a time when the ship of state was floundering; rather than the valorization of impunity. In concord with the dictates of right reason and good conscience, the bare-faced debasement of the law by Mrs. Jonathan; who by association with democratic rule, should be an ambassador of civil decorum, respect for the rights of persons and the rule of law, deserves condemnation. If Mrs. Jonathan would abuse her position to fan her ego, it is at least the duty of the President who ought to know better, to negate this anomaly by reining his wife’s embarrassing comportment.

In very unglamorous language, Soyinka said the theatre of political absurdity which Nigeria degenerated under Obasanjo is highly despicable and stands condemned in the strongest terms. Having assumed power under a civilian dispensation, democracy in Nigeria became a dangerous object of derision, no thanks to Obasanjo who decided to pervert legality and constitutionality in his quest for tenure elongation. Having directly handpicked his successors, and by default responsible for the crisis of governance that ensued following the demise of late President Yar’Adua, it is difficult for Obasanjo to stand blameless in the ensuing breach of constitutional order. Obasanjo, coming for the second time, had a lot to do to change his public perception and prove his critics wrong.

Describing Obasanjo as a pathological liar, Soyinka responded to OBJ’s damning condemnation of his person in his memoirs, saying OBJ remained the most “sadistic, self-serving, self-adoring, manipulative hypocrite” whose lust for power drove him to choose Yar’Adua (despite the latter’s failing health); because he believed Yar’Adua will die during the arduous campaign, and setting a propitious scenario for him to hang on to power; even as a “back-seat driver.”
With the election of Buhari whose anti-democratic credentials are well known and established, Soyinka noted that another chapter in Nigeria’s life must begin.

Soyinka believes Buhari’s election signals the country’s desire to lay to rest existing prejudices and distrust and feelings of marginalization in whatever form, as a way of inspiring confidence in the strength of a diverse country. If Buhari the “Militrician” (soldier turned politician) is sensitive to all areas of mutual distrust, he will earn the confidence and trust of the people, and this will certainly imbue his actions with legitimacy and acceptability. This is how, in the final analysis, a new Nigeria, which is the dream of all, will be born.




www.huhuonline.com/index.php/opinions/5501-at-harvard-lecture-soyinka-rips-jonathan-damns-obj-accuse-igbos-of-sectionalism
Politics / The Original Text Of Prof. Soyinka's Lecture by GetUmad: 4:53pm On May 06, 2015
Evidently, from the excerpt below, it was a broad discourse but was sensationalise for the purpose of controversy.



In his characteristic bluntness, Nobel laureate, Prof. Wole Soyinka, has interpreted the outcome of the recently concluded presidential election as a stark choice between a failed president and a former military dictator; saying president-elect, Muhammadu Buhari was the better of the two evils as the incumbent president Goodluck Jonathan had been an unmitigated disaster and failure. Defending his support for the former military dictator, the foremost dramatist said at a personal level, it was a “painful decision to tell people to vote Buhari, but the country needed a new beginning. I was more against Jonathan, than I was pro-Buhari,” he told a sold-out audience at the Harvard University Hutchins Center for African & African American Research, in Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA, where he delivered a lecture on: “Predicting Nigeria, Electoral Ironies”
“If the incumbent had been anything near competent,” Buhari’s most maladroit statement about the dog and the baboon being soaked in blood, would have been enough to scuttle his presidential ambition for the fourth time, Soyinka averred. As the nation’s much talked-about centenary year ended, the 2015 elections offered Nigerians an opportunity to halt the nation’s descent into anarchy. In Soyinka’s view, four more years of Jonathan would have seen Nigeria plummet further, as the crawling giant of Africa, and the beggarly, weeping boy in the comity of nations.

In a country where one of the six zones that make up the federation was on the verge of excision, with millions of beleaguered citizens marooned in the north east of the country; and thousands more cruelly murdered by insurgents, all Jonathan could offer was mollifying rhetoric and empty promises. Even as the nation tittered on the brink of perdition, a mesmerizing state of perplexity seemed to envelope the seat of power. Nigeria is in a state of war, and the President, Commander-in-chief must not only lead but be seen to lead the charge. The situation demanded exemplary leadership, which Jonathan could not provide; not because he was unaware of the problem; he was just at a loss for solutions. “It is not for nothing that he [Jonathan] was called clueless,” Soyinka said amid derisive applause.
Accusing Jonathan of setting the law of simple arithmetic on its head; referring to the split in the Nigerian Governors’ Forum (NGF), Soyinka regretted that Jonathan’s recognition of the minority after a straightforward, peer election rendered democracy meaningless where it should have been most fervently exemplified. “Nothing is more unworthy of leadership than to degrade a system by which one attains fulfillment, and this is what the nation witnessed time and time again under Jonathan, who increasingly becoming intolerant of opposition in an escalating streak of impunity and authoritarian madness, which was most blatant and unconscionable.” He disclosed that “even after Jonathan personally confided to him that he made a mistake by surrounding himself with the wrong people, the president continued to surprise us in ways that very few could have conjectured.”

He condemned the appointment of Gbenga Daniel as Jonathan’s campaign manager in the southwest zone describing Gbenga’s action of locking out members of the State House of Assembly because the legislators refused to allow him borrow money as an infamy and said Jonathan must be held responsible for the increase in impunity in the nation that threatens to scuttle the hard-earned democracy. Soyinka presents a grim picture and makes no bones of the fact that he has lost faith in the Nigerian project. The “militricians” – soldiers turned politicians in power aren’t looking for excellence; their civilian cohorts are worse. Short cuts and how to circumvent the system for the profit of a few are the norm of governance. Those who do honest work are derided as lacking the skill to fit it. Ironically, things haven’t quite changed a bit after 16 years of democracy in the country. How do you account for a society saddled with monsters strutting the national landscape as leaders? How do you counterbalance the national madness for the sanity of ordinary citizens trying to make sense of their lives? Soyinka finds the answer in predicting Nigeria; electoral ironies, to counter the inanities of leadership and those ruining the nation with their greed and avarice.

In Predicting Nigeria , Soyinka outlined seven key metrics to provide a historical context within which the parlous state of the nation and its current efforts at national rebirth could be strategically analyzed. The seven metrics, as in the biblical seven plagues include the elusive quest for the original document of amalgamation that purportedly stated that the Nigerian project was a 100-year experiment that was to end in 2014. Against this backdrop of prediction 2014, came the second plague, which was the tilt towards national fragmentation wrapped in political desperation and polarization along religious lines as the country headed into the 2015 general elections. It is on record, he said, that tension generated by conflict of religious interests and beliefs have led to loss of lives and property, yet Nigeria as a nation was not founded solely on the basis of Muslim/Christian configuration. Had every religious leader or their followers adhered to the tenets of their religion in a way that is shorn of worldly manipulations, there is no doubt that Nigeria would have been a better place for every citizen and would have been saved much of the stress and strain being witnessed today, Soyinka said. If Nigeria must have a new lease of life, religion must cease to be a defining factor or must play a less destructive role. And that is what the constitution of Nigeria expects it to be.

According to Soyinka, the political fault lines that gave rise to primordial sentiments were championed by micro-nationalistic organizations, such as the Movement for the Actualization of the Southern States of Biafra (MASSOB), the Odua Peoples Congress (OPC), Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta (MEND) and sundry organizations like AREWA in the north.

Even after the fratricidal civil war of 1966-70, Soyinka said the Igbos remained unrepentant and resolute towards their strategic objective of secession at worst; or a Nigerian President of Igbo extraction at best. He said although MASSOB did not have the same Pan-Igbo outreach like the umbrella Ohanaeze Ndigbo socio-cultural group, MASSOB carried sufficient clout amongst the Igbos to open offices, defy government directives against its secessionist activities and even printed its own currency.

The climax of MASSOB’s war against the Nigerian state was the call for sit-ins and civil disobedience that shut down markets and public services as Igbos stayed at home in a symbolic gesture to assert Biafran independence. “The call was honored by governors in the two principal Ibo states, though without fanfare,” Soyinka noted, adding humorously that the Igbos are probably the only group of Nigerians that you can predict with great accuracy whom they will vote for in an election, because they tend to put their votes where their stomachs take them; suffering as it were, from incurable money-mindedness, as they would stop at nothing in their quest for personal financial gain. In response to the belligerent show of strength by Southerners who had become “increasingly bellicose and provocative”, a highly resentful northern elite under the AREWA consultative forum, became obsessed with the politics of dominance.
Northerners took statements by Asari Dokubo; who warned the nation to re-elect Jonathan or go up in flames as a declaration of war. Northern politicians like Buhari responded in kind: “if what happened in 2011 repeats itself in 2015, by the grace of God, the dog and the baboon will be soaked in blood.”

Soyinka admitted that the unhealthy rivalry between the two dominant religions, Christianity and Islam, is so bad that Nigeria has on a number of occasions been subjected to undue tension and bitter acrimony. It is only by sheer providence that Nigeria has been able to survive the war of attrition and mutual distrust created by religion and fanned dutifully, selfishly and hypocritically by its leaders. Soyinka recounted how he became saddled with the onerous responsibility of negotiating the release of kidnapped American hostages by MEND militants, explaining that it was the unintended consequence of his decision to grant refuge to Asari Dokubo’s wife who sought asylum in his house after her husband was tricked and jailed by then president Olusegun Obasanjo. He regretted that Dokubo was transformed into a Frankenstein monster by the Yar’Adua-Jonathan administration who gave him millions of dollar contracts to secure the creeks and protect oil installations, even after Dokubo had initially rejected the government’s amnesty program; insisting he should be the one granting amnesty to the government.

As Nigeria harps on the inevitability of unity amidst another war against murderous insurgents with a nondescript cause, which he described as the “godfather of all plagues”– Boko Haram, the famed writer made no secret of his belief that Boko Haram was the brain child of northern politicians, notably former Borno governor, Ali Modu Sheriff, whom he accused of ordering the extra-judicial killing of the sect’s leader, Mohammed Yusuf, in police custody to prevent him from revealing his backers. Daring Modu-Sheriff to sue him for defamation, Soyinka took strong exception against the controversial photo-op, which had Modu Sheriff in audience with Jonathan and Chadian president Idris Derby in Ndjamena, saying Jonathan’s widely publicized scandalous liaison with the alleged Boko Haram financier, was inappropriate and indecent; portraying either extreme naivety or callous disdain for public opinion.

Irrespective of how Sheriff came to sit with Jonathan, Soyinka said it was unlikely there was any country in the world, where such grave accusation bordering on national security and public peace has been levelled against a former public official so high, and no investigation is made. Either way, it was a bad sight to see; as it conveyed contempt for the principles of accountable leadership. Soyinka also faulted Jonathan for failing to won the war against Boko Haram. Even as the nation was bleeding, the body language and the atmosphere in the seat of power did not reflect the pain and vulnerability of the country. Was Jonathan so numbed, so unshockable, so desensitized to sympathize with the Nigerian people? The offensives against the sovereignty and territorial integrity of Nigeria were too shameful and belittling and Jonathan’s leadership quotient hit rock bottom by his failure to visit Chibok.

It was certainly an unimaginable feat of political miscalculation and a colossal error of judgment; as it portrayed Mr. President as thoroughly insensitive. By his uncanny display of ineptitude in rescuing the Chibok girls, the president was derelict in his duty to the Nigerian people. Soyinka accused Jonathan of being in cahoots with selfish politicians who have turned the insurgency into a self-enriching industry.
Politics / The Original Prof. Soyinka's Script by GetUmad: 4:48pm On May 06, 2015
Evidently, from the excerpt below, it was a broad discourse but was sensationalise for the purpose of controversy.



In his characteristic bluntness, Nobel laureate, Prof. Wole Soyinka, has interpreted the outcome of the recently concluded presidential election as a stark choice between a failed president and a former military dictator; saying president-elect, Muhammadu Buhari was the better of the two evils as the incumbent president Goodluck Jonathan had been an unmitigated disaster and failure. Defending his support for the former military dictator, the foremost dramatist said at a personal level, it was a “painful decision to tell people to vote Buhari, but the country needed a new beginning. I was more against Jonathan, than I was pro-Buhari,” he told a sold-out audience at the Harvard University Hutchins Center for African & African American Research, in Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA, where he delivered a lecture on: “Predicting Nigeria, Electoral Ironies”
“If the incumbent had been anything near competent,” Buhari’s most maladroit statement about the dog and the baboon being soaked in blood, would have been enough to scuttle his presidential ambition for the fourth time, Soyinka averred. As the nation’s much talked-about centenary year ended, the 2015 elections offered Nigerians an opportunity to halt the nation’s descent into anarchy. In Soyinka’s view, four more years of Jonathan would have seen Nigeria plummet further, as the crawling giant of Africa, and the beggarly, weeping boy in the comity of nations.

In a country where one of the six zones that make up the federation was on the verge of excision, with millions of beleaguered citizens marooned in the north east of the country; and thousands more cruelly murdered by insurgents, all Jonathan could offer was mollifying rhetoric and empty promises. Even as the nation tittered on the brink of perdition, a mesmerizing state of perplexity seemed to envelope the seat of power. Nigeria is in a state of war, and the President, Commander-in-chief must not only lead but be seen to lead the charge. The situation demanded exemplary leadership, which Jonathan could not provide; not because he was unaware of the problem; he was just at a loss for solutions. “It is not for nothing that he [Jonathan] was called clueless,” Soyinka said amid derisive applause.
Accusing Jonathan of setting the law of simple arithmetic on its head; referring to the split in the Nigerian Governors’ Forum (NGF), Soyinka regretted that Jonathan’s recognition of the minority after a straightforward, peer election rendered democracy meaningless where it should have been most fervently exemplified. “Nothing is more unworthy of leadership than to degrade a system by which one attains fulfillment, and this is what the nation witnessed time and time again under Jonathan, who increasingly becoming intolerant of opposition in an escalating streak of impunity and authoritarian madness, which was most blatant and unconscionable.” He disclosed that “even after Jonathan personally confided to him that he made a mistake by surrounding himself with the wrong people, the president continued to surprise us in ways that very few could have conjectured.”
He condemned the appointment of Gbenga Daniel as Jonathan’s campaign manager in the southwest zone describing Gbenga’s action of locking out members of the State House of Assembly because the legislators refused to allow him borrow money as an infamy and said Jonathan must be held responsible for the increase in impunity in the nation that threatens to scuttle the hard-earned democracy. Soyinka presents a grim picture and makes no bones of the fact that he has lost faith in the Nigerian project. The “militricians” – soldiers turned politicians in power aren’t looking for excellence; their civilian cohorts are worse. Short cuts and how to circumvent the system for the profit of a few are the norm of governance. Those who do honest work are derided as lacking the skill to fit it. Ironically, things haven’t quite changed a bit after 16 years of democracy in the country. How do you account for a society saddled with monsters strutting the national landscape as leaders? How do you counterbalance the national madness for the sanity of ordinary citizens trying to make sense of their lives? Soyinka finds the answer in predicting Nigeria; electoral ironies, to counter the inanities of leadership and those ruining the nation with their greed and avarice.
In Predicting Nigeria , Soyinka outlined seven key metrics to provide a historical context within which the parlous state of the nation and its current efforts at national rebirth could be strategically analyzed. The seven metrics, as in the biblical seven plagues include the elusive quest for the original document of amalgamation that purportedly stated that the Nigerian project was a 100-year experiment that was to end in 2014. Against this backdrop of prediction 2014, came the second plague, which was the tilt towards national fragmentation wrapped in political desperation and polarization along religious lines as the country headed into the 2015 general elections. It is on record, he said, that tension generated by conflict of religious interests and beliefs have led to loss of lives and property, yet Nigeria as a nation was not founded solely on the basis of Muslim/Christian configuration. Had every religious leader or their followers adhered to the tenets of their religion in a way that is shorn of worldly manipulations, there is no doubt that Nigeria would have been a better place for every citizen and would have been saved much of the stress and strain being witnessed today, Soyinka said. If Nigeria must have a new lease of life, religion must cease to be a defining factor or must play a less destructive role. And that is what the constitution of Nigeria expects it to be.

According to Soyinka, the political fault lines that gave rise to primordial sentiments were championed by micro-nationalistic organizations, such as the Movement for the Actualization of the Southern States of Biafra (MASSOB), the Odua Peoples Congress (OPC), Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta (MEND) and sundry organizations like AREWA in the north. Even after the fratricidal civil war of 1966-70, Soyinka said the Igbos remained unrepentant and resolute towards their strategic objective of secession at worst; or a Nigerian President of Igbo extraction at best. He said although MASSOB did not have the same Pan-Igbo outreach like the umbrella Ohanaeze Ndigbo socio-cultural group, MASSOB carried sufficient clout amongst the Igbos to open offices, defy government directives against its secessionist activities and even printed its own currency.
The climax of MASSOB’s war against the Nigerian state was the call for sit-ins and civil disobedience that shut down markets and public services as Igbos stayed at home in a symbolic gesture to assert Biafran independence. “The call was honored by governors in the two principal Ibo states, though without fanfare,” Soyinka noted, adding humorously that the Igbos are probably the only group of Nigerians that you can predict with great accuracy whom they will vote for in an election, because they tend to put their votes where their stomachs take them; suffering as it were, from incurable money-mindedness, as they would stop at nothing in their quest for personal financial gain. In response to the belligerent show of strength by Southerners who had become “increasingly bellicose and provocative”, a highly resentful northern elite under the AREWA consultative forum, became obsessed with the politics of dominance.
Northerners took statements by Asari Dokubo; who warned the nation to re-elect Jonathan or go up in flames as a declaration of war. Northern politicians like Buhari responded in kind: “if what happened in 2011 repeats itself in 2015, by the grace of God, the dog and the baboon will be soaked in blood.”

Soyinka admitted that the unhealthy rivalry between the two dominant religions, Christianity and Islam, is so bad that Nigeria has on a number of occasions been subjected to undue tension and bitter acrimony. It is only by sheer providence that Nigeria has been able to survive the war of attrition and mutual distrust created by religion and fanned dutifully, selfishly and hypocritically by its leaders. Soyinka recounted how he became saddled with the onerous responsibility of negotiating the release of kidnapped American hostages by MEND militants, explaining that it was the unintended consequence of his decision to grant refuge to Asari Dokubo’s wife who sought asylum in his house after her husband was tricked and jailed by then president Olusegun Obasanjo. He regretted that Dokubo was transformed into a Frankenstein monster by the Yar’Adua-Jonathan administration who gave him millions of dollar contracts to secure the creeks and protect oil installations, even after Dokubo had initially rejected the government’s amnesty program; insisting he should be the one granting amnesty to the government.

As Nigeria harps on the inevitability of unity amidst another war against murderous insurgents with a nondescript cause, which he described as the “godfather of all plagues”– Boko Haram, the famed writer made no secret of his belief that Boko Haram was the brain child of northern politicians, notably former Borno governor, Ali Modu Sheriff, whom he accused of ordering the extra-judicial killing of the sect’s leader, Mohammed Yusuf, in police custody to prevent him from revealing his backers. Daring Modu-Sheriff to sue him for defamation, Soyinka took strong exception against the controversial photo-op, which had Modu Sheriff in audience with Jonathan and Chadian president Idris Derby in Ndjamena, saying Jonathan’s widely publicized scandalous liaison with the alleged Boko Haram financier, was inappropriate and indecent; portraying either extreme naivety or callous disdain for public opinion.

Irrespective of how Sheriff came to sit with Jonathan, Soyinka said it was unlikely there was any country in the world, where such grave accusation bordering on national security and public peace has been levelled against a former public official so high, and no investigation is made. Either way, it was a bad sight to see; as it conveyed contempt for the principles of accountable leadership. Soyinka also faulted Jonathan for failing to won the war against Boko Haram. Even as the nation was bleeding, the body language and the atmosphere in the seat of power did not reflect the pain and vulnerability of the country. Was Jonathan so numbed, so unshockable, so desensitized to sympathize with the Nigerian people? The offensives against the sovereignty and territorial integrity of Nigeria were too shameful and belittling and Jonathan’s leadership quotient hit rock bottom by his failure to visit Chibok.

It was certainly an unimaginable feat of political miscalculation and a colossal error of judgment; as it portrayed Mr. President as thoroughly insensitive. By his uncanny display of ineptitude in rescuing the Chibok girls, the president was derelict in his duty to the Nigerian people. Soyinka accused Jonathan of being in cahoots with selfish politicians who have turned the insurgency into a self-enriching industry.
Politics / Re: BREAKING NEWS: Jonathan, Buhari’s Transition Committees Clash by GetUmad: 5:00pm On Apr 29, 2015
IfyAwazie:
If i were oga Jona, i'll leave the office for dem today. No need to wait till may 29th. Their shakara don too much.
Lmao........... Reason why there's this school of thought that Nigerian women haven't got the required balls to govern this country.

They'd handle governance same way they treat their husband at home.

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Politics / Re: PHOTO: Another Man To Trek From Maiduguri To Abuja In Honor Of Buhari by GetUmad: 3:46pm On Apr 29, 2015
Yustash001:
God bless you for this wonderful post...
And you too sir.
Politics / Re: PHOTO: Another Man To Trek From Maiduguri To Abuja In Honor Of Buhari by GetUmad: 12:46pm On Apr 29, 2015
One thing I have come to notice with Nigerians is lack of creativity. Whatever one person does or initiates and receives attention, before you say jack you'd see throngs of people threading same path. Open a spare part store around you and within 2 months you get competitors within any available space. Stow away on an aircraft and see other people attempting it.



By the way, that image up there gives no credence to anything. He's only an attention seeker. He'd going nowhere but to his farms.

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Politics / Re: PHOTO: Another Man To Trek From Maiduguri To Abuja In Honor Of Buhari by GetUmad: 12:38pm On Apr 29, 2015
Buhari has really got lot of work to do. Priority must be given to proliferation of Neuropsychiatric homes across the country. With this no mad man would need to trek much distance before getting the much needed attention.



Meanwhile, this is just the tips of the iceberg. The main people that'd be "madding" after May 29 are presently on Google researching on how to surpress the imminent madness.

As a prophet, before December, I see many politicians "madding" by the time The Man up there start displaying the stuff he's made of. I see many of them trekking towards the border. Please let's pray for them to avert the disaster.

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Politics / Re: Buhari And Osinbajo Taking Breakfast Tea With N35 Milo (pics) by GetUmad: 9:09am On Apr 29, 2015
Same ol' same ol'............. Everyone wants to create thread.
Politics / Re: Buhari And Osinbajo Taking Breakfast Tea With N35 Milo (pics) by GetUmad: 9:05am On Apr 29, 2015
Nairaland and bulls.hit......... That same image was trending during their electioneering campaign.

Stop creating unnecessary threads. The pix was taken even when he wasn't sure he was gonna win the presidency. Hence, it doesn't have anything to do with your acclaimed "frugality"



Enough of all these recycled threads.


https://www.nairaland.com/2121106/live-photos-updates-apcs-presidential

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Politics / Re: See The Picture Of A Tradional Wedding My Friend Attended In Ogoni, River State by GetUmad: 11:03pm On Apr 26, 2015
Op, pls next time put "graphics picture" in the title of your thread. Chai, this is what we call viewers' discretion or parental guidance. That bobbi is graphical than an accident scene

By the way, your friend is a great liar. Sorry to burst your bubble. He never got it from any wedding. https://www.nairaland.com/1832929/ladies-dress-like-public-cultural
Celebrities / Re: Photos: Don Jazzy Wants To Know Who's The Cutest Of His Siblings by GetUmad: 6:05pm On Apr 26, 2015
Wetin Naija celebrities dey post everyday for social media of late dey make me dey wonder if dem be Nairaland mods.


To(n)to in bathtub, Olamide bassing his weed, Iyanya brushing, Davido washing his WC... Irrelevant craps.........



I'm afraid it would get to a stage we'd be seeing their before and after kpanshing images. Captioned "which one is bigger? Before (ere. Kt) or after(phlacid) "

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Politics / Re: Chris Emakunu Treks For Okowa by GetUmad: 7:29pm On Apr 25, 2015
What is it with the increasing spate of Neuropsychiatric patients roaming around the streets of Nigeria?


Buhari needs to pray so that we don't have more Mad people on the street than any other regime ever recorded.

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