₦airaland Forum

One Kano two Emirs
One state Emir
One federal Emir
Kano is too BLESSED

You are worse than your cousin
You just don't your cousin to call you bad
There must be something
He is holding onto against you for your to have been accommodating such.
Na family problem
Make una calk una elders abeggggg
Next newssssss

Him eyes dey shook for money
Big life don sweet am....
Mtchewwwwwwwwww
Fake life dem

Seriously serious
Reverend is right on this
Though many might disagree
But l support him fully on this.

Seriously
Some Media and individual needs to be faced with the wrath of the law for spreading falsehood....
Even those sharing it via their media handles too should be charged.
Na because, people dey get away with plenty nonsense for this country
Na why nonsense dey increase everyday.

Mtchewwwwwwwwww
Useless generation.......
Na nudity dey ginger Dem
Why una government no go dey useless.
Like government like masses
Awon oniranu gbogbo

Weertin common man dey face year in , year out....
E reach, Rich man turn, e turn to headline news
Mtchewwwwwwwwww
Wealth and wahalaaaaaa

Funbara dey console himself
E never see anything...
Dem go teach am government magic finally.
Na wertin person take pass person
Wike go show am.....
I still dey wait for that LGA election first.
Make Funbara just find another party enter after him first tenure, because PDP for national dey Wike pocket .
Make e prepare for the Oshiomole and Obaseki treatment.

Na supreme Court gan gan
Funbara go take fall yakata.....
Wike go show dis boy governor say,
Gragra dey politics but, you must get brain too.
All the gragra wey Obi and his headless, directionless, and Gbajue hallelujahs boiz and gals do. Wertin end am...?
Shey Funbara wan do LGA election abi
Make he try, let's see who is really in charge of Rivers politics.......
Wike no be Funbara mate at all levels.

OredoPikin:
And u will suffer for 4yrs because u don't want people to insult u and tell u the truth.
At the end who loose?
We all

Telling the truth and insulting are different THINGS......
You don't need or have to insult people before telling them the Truth.
If that is how you were brought up
Clap for your parents....

No be the labourers wey dey Nigeria win
Oooooooooooooo.
Some mugu don dey Happy.
The ones wey win, no abuse, insult and intimidate anybody.
They won peacefully.
The Nigerian ones go always labour in vain

Team Wike equalized and scored the golden goal against team Funbara .
Wike won the trophy 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

I don talk am, Wike go choke Funbara eeeeeeeeehnnnnnn.
Wicked Wike

Shey Dem dis one dey whine us ni....
Plus all the money and estacodes for over site functions.....?
Na so we vote one here go Abuja
After four years
Na another woman he marry come back
We pursue the werey, he come dey vex.
Very very wasteful lame people
Some of Dem good sha.
Let's have one solid assembly, just one.
May be representative from each ward or LGAs across the states.
Enough of all these senatorial zones nonsense.
They are just serving their fellow politicians and feeding their political hallelujah boys.
Enough of millions of masses feeding just less than 500 persons.

This jokers
Always making demands
As long as their madness is limited to their people....
They can't even pass there boundaries.
Make Dem continue
How many Dem be before
Mtchewwwwwwwwww
Dot in a circle......

Mr Cho cho cho cho
On the Mic
As Dem no gree give am space to chop
Birds of a feather.
Just remove their hand from chopping
Dem go start to dry behave like PORTABLE.

Alexlalax1:
Nnamdi Kanu is like a fly perched on a scrotum. Keep detaining him, wahala. Leave him, wahala. Kill him, and the country goes up in flames. No matter what they say or how they act. The guy is a puzzle. Obj is only doing his bit for the love of father land. Love him or hate him

Make l clear your doubt.
Kanu will die in jail and nothing will happen
No be Nigeria again.
Best thing is for Kanu himself to ask for a plea bargain with the government.
All this begging on his behalf will amount to nothing.
YOU DEY BEG FOR PERSON
WEY NO SEE ANYTHING WRONG FOR WERTIN HIM DO.
YOU JUST DEY GIVE AM MORE POWER TO BOAST.....

Deal gone wrong
Baba kukuma kpai Dan face the shame

E kukuma no surprise me
Non of our Jewish Nigerian states make the list
Who wan invest for people wey no fit comot every Monday when others they plan life.
Even people like chief priest
Don move him market comot for their.
Make una dey play
Una never see anything.

Like Wike
Like portable
The portable of Nigerian politics.
When a man suddenly find fame and power
Na like that , dem dey talk

As usual
Dem don comot him hand from the chopping pot....
The moment Dem remove their hand from the Treasury like this....
Na to dey do
Cho cho cho cho
Like portable remain
🤣😂😅😅😅🤣😂😅
🤣🤣😂😅😅😂😂🤣
😅😅😂🤣🤣😂😂😅

That's the way to go
Let the popularity test begin....

People wey support say
Make Dem people dey hide like rat every Monday don talk.......
Una no go hide like rat every Monday for una village
Come dey form David and Goliath outside SE
Mouseeeeeee
Deeeeemmmmm

The sponsors are talking.....
So that you can set it on fire and run back to Dubai abi.....
Every other presidents and their vice are living in Nigeria....
Infact in their respective villages.
E reach Mr serial loser turn
E run go Dubai
They issue statements.

Atiku come and live with us in Nigeria
If you are really interested in governance

And her mother....
Return wertin you borrowed turn problem
Entitled children everywhere.
You get money , na e you no get ordinary pen.
Dem dis one too, go follow blame government.
Mtchewwwwwwwwww

TechBaron:
Well.

All the curses we have been cursing our leaders, how many don catch them?

We used to even say that if e no catch them, e go catch their children. Children wey don already dey rule us...

Let the Judiciary do their job. If you can wait for the outcome of the investigation, or don't test the system, then locate the MF and lynch him to death abeg.

All this "sit down in your 2 by 2 kpako house and be typing BS on SM no dey solve issues"....

Na why Dem dey misbehave na....
If Dem do one good, Dem go do ten bad
You come say
Curse no work.
So you dey expect them to just die abi....?
Curse na another name for slow Poison.
Person wey dey cursed, go dey think say him dey enjoy
Untill finally, e happened.

Person go hajj wear mecca clothings
Nigerians : nice outfit, add cotton wool to the nostrils to complete the dressing
😂😂😅🤣🤣😅🤣😅😅😅
😂😂🤣😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
My people no get Joy at all at all
Don't let Nigerians come for you
You no go survive am

Dem don comot dis one Papa hand from the Treasury......
He don choke am too
Him self dey feel the heat
He don dey speak on his father's behalf...

After Batman, North can return
They are already strategizing for their next candidate.......
As far as Nigerian politics is concerned give it to the north, they are very very strategic...
Then the SW, SS
As for the SE dey can keep fighting for their online country. It is their right, it is allowed.

Choosing between the
Monster and the devil
I don't pity Americans at all.
One of this two by force by fire candidates will surely becomes president soon.
But sincerely
I go prefer Biden.
Trump na werey, wey power dey shack
Very very useless power drunk individual

This people dey Always feel like
They are special Nigerians and needed to be treated specially.
Na we cause am, na we vote them there.
But
Dem forget say.
Na turn by turn, Dem no go dey there forever
Where
Saraki
Ekweremadu
Mantis
Etc today.

State governor's are the real vultures....
Na Dem gan gan dey generate and create poverty....
Call Dem poverty manufacturers.
State allocation increased, in some states no results...
Federal government release food for the masses, Dem still share am among themselves.
More eyes should be shown like
HALOGEN BULB ON THIS STATE GOVERNORS.

One white lion embezzled #80 billion
Just one governor
One person
Imagine what others pocketed.

Sheistoopretty:
Nigerian men are Use-less.... All of them

Person wey her Papa na woman don drop quote.............
No be we say, make your Papa run leave you Abeg.......
With this kind talk from you sef, he reach to run drop you.