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Scripted . No be oyinbo again? They can do things just to be viral . That’s how one white family staged her kids to pour paint on the chair and said the kids did it just so it would be viral.

Im not tripped.

DominantMale:
Was he able to recover the money? Something similar happened to me last year

Chaiii ...

Give thanks to God that finally it’s over !

iClef:
It's for married men and women. It doesn't take people to hell, but helps marriages last. Most men are one minute men and their women are cheating on them behind their back, but with the book, a minute man will never waste money on drugs again and he can last 7+ hours if he wants.

The marriage will last longer when the man is great in bed.

God hates divorce and this book helps in keeping marriages alive.

All your clients who bought the book were married? it’s all right then.

iClef:
No, I'm not a bad boy — I'm a pastor. I wrote a religious book called Lasticle on how a man can permanently cure PE and last as long as he wants in bed.

Download below. https://shop.wetclef.com/download-lasticle/

That’s one hell of a religious article!!! but I’m thinking this sort of article would take people to hell though. Such an irony.

iClef:
Not just that. Her ass was huge. While in the kitchen cooking on her dirty jean, I teased her ass and told her she has been eating big d!ck and lots of dirty things and that's why her ass is so BIG. We laughed and it was all fun. Too many dirty things, but I won't say them. It was fun throughout because I was a little tipsy as I wait for soup to get read.

Tomorrow she's coming with her university room mate, the prettier one. I just pray something doesn't happen or I pray they don't bring covik one nine when coming. No sex — just gist and eat. Her nice guy caring boyfriend can wait — girls want bad boy, not clingy and desperate nice guys. Those of us that know how to f*ck like a beast, but financially stingy are the types they want. A man who is stubborn, naughty, unpredictable, hard to manipulate, and crazy in bed. #smile.

Show you the girl? That is invasion of privacy — her boyfriend won't like it.

Are you serious? Aside coronavirus, I hope 3some won’t happen sha tomorrow cos you will land in the hospital. What is your definition of a bad boy? Are you a bad boy by definition?

You’re such a cheap preek . Do your gf the favor of putting your dick on eBay as you still want to explore even when you have a gf.

Cheap gigolo. For this coronavirus you want to explore kpekus and take samples reasons why you can’t help your girl.

Kindly tell her you can’t then. And use protection cos STDS plenty.

lefulefu:
the one that makes me laugh is the ones dat do night calls.someone will be talking to a girl from 9 am to 5am denying himself of precious sleep cos of toto .

Lol lefulefu , no boy does that again except those with no job.

Hmmm, why didn’t you show us the girl na . So her boyfriend will know exactly where she’s been when he was calling .

Poor lover boy lol. While he was calling nonstop his babe was cooking , dancing and having a good time with a side side cock , oh friend rather .

Poor boy... this is heart breaking and devilishly wicked .

So sorry eh. But it’s like you still have enough strength remaining despite not given the needed medical attention and treatment for you to want to come online tomorrow 9 a.m to talk more story.

They may be right , you don’t have the virus Sydney.

Shadowpearl is there a way you could try to solve this issue offline ? Obviously the guy treated you badly and I know you’re speaking from a hurtful place in your heart but however , kindly let go of the matter and pray consistently against the powers of evil and nothing shall happen to you.

I’m so sorry about your ordeal and as a fellow woman I sympathize with you for all you have gone through .

The truth is , you’re better off without clinging to the past . I suggest you should change your SIM card , quit your social media account or best take on a new identity.

Forget about setobaba and all he has done to you . Let whatever that has been done or said stop having a hold of your life . And as for the abortions , his cup will be filled one day for messing up your life but thankfully, mistakes can be corrected.

Kindly let go of the matter dear .

What a long post . Dear kindly move on as you are causing more damages with all you wrote up there. There are things you shouldn’t have said like “getting abortion “ losing “virginity “ and the rest . Were they really necessary?

The fact is , nobody cares and most wont read the lengthy write up and some have completely forgotten about the matter till you brought it up again yesterday. I think majority would have gone back to read the initial post to have a better understanding where you are coming from.

Shadowpearl I remembered I went to check your Instagram account when setobaba first made the post last year .

Take my advice. Forget and move on with your life . Except you want to be called names like “ashewo and slutt “ you can continue even though I don’t know why you should put yourself through all these to get back at him.

This thread resurrected cos of you . .. put an end to this failed attempt at revenge and move on with your life . To be frank, what you wrote up there isn’t comprehensible and understandable at all. My head felt like it was rolling nonstop while reading and getting to understand what you were trying to say.

You should have left the trouser 10inches Lower. I want to confirm something .

Shadowpearl:
You and I know I do not know how to go about this so called nairaland,if not I could have help you type the whole lies you cooked up here and
paste real story

Excuse me!!! It’s like you have to take a class before you are licensed to operate fully here on Nairaland before you mistake me for your ex boyfriend .

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]I’m so old because you know me personally to know my chronological age. [/color]

Are you 10yrs old ? If you were then I would say ok but you’re older than that which makes you look silly that a lady who isn’t 10yrs old should be asking questions meant for one .

GROW UP!!! People ain’t amused anymore . Judging from your picture you should be more than 27... why are you acting like a 10yr old kid?

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]And you had the time to reply twice to it.

As a matter of fact, you are even monitoring replies on this thread...It’s that moronic, lmao.[/color]

You don’t know how idiotic you look asking stupid and foolish questions kids won’t ask in this technology and digital age we are right now.

Since 2016 you have been having mental issues . Kindly go and see a psychiatrist and stop tormenting and ridiculing the mental capacity of people here .

You are so old, in fact , over old to be doing this and should be banned a long time ago for disturbing Nairaland with questions that only someone with a mental problem should be asking . Now this is a warning to You. Quit asking dumb questions or risk getting reported .

This is 2020 . I will take it upon myself to give her sense . Let her post one more stupid foolish irrelevant nonsense again.

Old woman with no sense, Even my aunt’s kids won’t ask those questions. She ridicule the intellectual makeup of Nairaland .

How can someone since 2016 be behaving like this unchecked ? Is this a joke ?

WorWorBoy:
The thing don tire you abi? lol.

Oh yes!!! She’s so moronic and idiotic with her silly questions.

We are dealing with coronavirus and look at the moronic question you asked . How the fuckkk are we gonna know why the lady gave her child the plate to give to you?

Ask one more stupid questions like the ones you have been asking and I’m gonna report your fat ass. I think it’s time you are warned and given some sort of punishment . How can a old woman been so silly for years now unchecked?

It’s not amusing anymore I swear . What a dummy!!! Mamagee3 ask a stupid question one more time and I’m gonna report you to the mods to have you banned . Your cup don too full.

Mtchewwww.

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]At a wedding, a woman asked her daughter to pass me my food instead of giving it to me directly.

She gave me the first plate directly and then gave her daughter the second plate to pass it to me.

What could this mean and is this a culture thing? Please I need matured answers that will enlighten me.[/color]

Contribute to topics , NO!!
I’ve not seen you make or contribute any sensible comments here. Your own is to sit your fat ass in your abroad and ask stupid and most silly questions I’ve ever heard in Nairaland . See eh, be very careful.

Some monikers should be banned cos they don’t even make a difference anyway, They just occupy and waste memory space.

You’re so old yet behaving like a child . It annoys me a lot , Act your age and stop asking silly questions like an idiot .

Grow up !!! We are tired of your silly questions . Don’t you get tired? You ask silly questions whenever you change to a new picture on your profile. To even think you’re so old Yet behaving like a toddler asking stupid questions baffles me.

Mamagee3 grow up!!! What the hell.

is Nairaland a joke to you dumb bimbo?

Shadowpearl:
Well I do not know much about this so called nairaland,but I will be glad if someone can help and put me through, have been looking up to a day like this to get in here,this story is about me and I really need to enlighten you guys......there's more to this story

What took you so long to come out and clear your name? The matter is long gone and you’re the one who just brought it up to remind us.

Well this Story is about my uncle . He was so poor that he couldn’t feed and at times would go hungry for a day or two. He met his then ex wife whose father was rich and her father liked him but he was poor and the wife couldn’t stay with him as she would mocked him that why should she leave her father’s compound to come and suffer here? She never lacked food in her father’s house that she is suffering in the marriage. She left with the kids to her father’s house .

My uncle was devastated and he left to another village where nobody knew him and he knew nobody to be doing farm work. As God would have it , he found favor in the eyes of a rich man in the village and the man took him to his house and gave him shelter .

He would go out into the bush to clear farms , leaving so early in the morning before anyone ever woke up. Any money given to him he kept saving them up .

The man has a daughter which he later started liking . My uncle married her and her father blessed them with cash and some properties.

This man then went to his formal village ... he did business .. did all sorts of businesses that would fetched him money . He became so rich and known with properties that can’t be mentioned . He was so helpful to everyone and very generous. He built a house for his wife as a form of appreciation.

His ex wife later couldn’t marry . He didn’t have anything to do with her even when she was sick.

That man suffered o. I have to cut short the story cos if I put the whole story here, day will break before I finish telling it . Sadly he died last year . Everyone wept uncontrollably... where will they run to if they need help ? No man is as generous as he was. He took his poor family to the top, everyone of his brothers became rich too. He bought so much lands that after he died , Lands the family were not in the know , kept being discovered .

My friend’s wedding is coming up next month and I’m not going . I can’t risk my mother’s life to be in a crowded place right now cos if I should get infected definitely she would too.

Life first . They can’t buy life . After all na rice I go chop wey go end am.

funmercy1:
it does not help,I am 30 now most guys 26 to 27 na dem the come toast you .......one told me I look 22 I carry hand draw e ear......

Hahaha yes o sis, it can be really annoying I swear. Just last week someone I’ve been talking a lot with on phone told me he is 22. I was shocked to my bones, we never talked about age till that fateful day, I stopped picking his calls cos he’s too small for me . He looks 26-28 facially .

The struggle no be here especially when they treat you like a kid cos you have a young look .

I’m 25yrs old but I don’t look my age . I look like 19-21 and it’s amusing when people ask me if I have written waec. The thing dey vex me eh

I’d like to get married 26 or 27. So age is still very much on my side, in fact too much sef. I have a voice of a 10yrs old child .

I used to be upset but God has blessed me too much with good genes cos people don’t ask me when I’m gonna get married, no talk of “you’re getting old o marry na?” . Except my dad of course.

This your fried egg get as e be o.

And you said you can cook abi? Well, alright !!!

Mtchewww!!! Looking for the cure of the virus is most important not irrelevant things. He should put his brain to good use by helping with the cure first uncle marriage counselor!!!

sisisioge:


You must think highly of your capacity to think the blockhead will decide to reason with you despite the attempts of others . Whoops! She's preggers again! Lawd! May God Himself be praised!

Lol. Na so we see am o sis.

Ifyjos:
Yes I’m not intelligent and you that is more intelligent why don’t you go there and give solutions for corona to stop so the world can be at peace again? Anyway call me whatever you like I don’t care. Your mates are there sleeping next to their husbands and you are here putting mouth on thing that doesn’t concern you. Go marry and leave me alone

Lol. this is so funny. Goodnight abeg . husband matter no Dey tire you sef?

Ifyjos:
She is not helping but mocking me and do you want me to clap my hands for her ?

Nobody is mocking you. You the one who feels mocked cos you don’t understand and won’t understand what people are trying to make you see.

Goodnight . Don’t talk much... let’s settle for peace . Sorry if you felt mocked . Safe delivery.