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Also if the sh1t come smell like rotten egg na akpu abi na amala cause Am?

If person shit scatter for toilet come do spot spot na water shit abi na strong one wey akpu dey cause?

When monkey mess hin nyash no go swell

If person get buttocks for hin head how him go take do?

Abeg my little infants, make una no chop hot beans as e dey block nyash.

If you chop hot beans nyash go block.

Lamasta:
That's good we are waiting
Today is my birthday pls show some LOVE

Hot beans dey for ikotun market today? Na that strong strong one wey dey block nyash.

Monkey buttocks is now 2500 in iyana ipaja market opposite ikotun toll gate but they also have baboon if ekuke is mondepu

ShawttySoFyne:
so where did he strip unclad here

How person go do mess wey comot as sh1t?

Nyash suppose black abi na disease?

smelling akpu stops bleeding gums.

Is Akpu good when it smells like rotten gutter?

If he had eaten hot beans, this wouldn't have happened.

teebaxy:
Has he ever done that for naija girls ? Eye service

Actually he did, for madame otumpa ezunato. She is a very hard working woman, who sells akpu and isi poroko.

kingemzy5:
Lmao you were playing ludo with the babies..... now its time for God to play his own ludo on your health

young man is lmao pronounced lay-ma-wo or lee-mah-woh

jesmond3945:
you need psychiatric, mental and depressive evaluation from a qualified medical personnel.

Nawo for this your nyash, after you don sh1t and you use hand comot the sh1t wey don try how you go do the hand, sh1t for don dry for am. If person mess water water sh1t come comot scatter for hin nyash wetin hin go do

jesmond3945:
https://versus.com/en/mercedes-benz-ml350-2014-vs-toyota-venza-le-2014

I think you are the one who needs, i would have posted video links but it might be blocked. You cannot compare ml with venza. They are incomparable. Granted you might be a fan of toyota but the stats never lie. If you talk of low maintenance i would agree but you cannot compare the drive power of mercedes to that of a toyota. Please go to church.

eh! Quiet there, you wan chop beans eh?! Eh?!

weyreypey:
That's not me. You're growing old.

When you sweat finish, that corner for your pen1s wey dey carry dirty, e dey smell like akpu abi?

jesmond3945:
all the cars are german and you left out their father benz.

If I want remove sh1t wey dey for nyash how person go do am, as the thing Don dry for 9 days.

jesmond3945:
In addition you should be comparing venza with crosstour not ml.

How much be rat buttocks?

jesmond3945:
hard to find such girls very hard. Infact impossible just manage to marry anyone you see.

eh shut up there! before I tear you dirty slap there! Btw you get monkey buttocks?

jesmond3945:
look at the way you talk, i wonder how proud your family would be.

is your buttocks black or normal Color? you have black buttocks abi? when the sh1t dry in your nyash for the hair, how you dey remove am?

jesmond3945:
you really behave like the 22nd shit of your moniker.

Watery sh1t no dey dry for nyash, na the one wey hard come dey stick na hin dey dry for by ash come color the hair for your nyash yellow. After the sh1t come dry your nyash hair go yellow.

jesmond3945:
ask your mother

So you're watery sh1t? When you sh1t you dey clean your nyash? Since you be sh1t? The hair wey dey your nyash e dey stick to the sh1t come dry? Mr. Sh1t?

jesmond3945:
yes because you stank as she went to the toilet to drop you.

Were you watery sh1t or strong one? Dear Mr.Sh1t?

jesmond3945:
yeah through your mother.

Oh she shat you out? You came out as sh1t? Do you remember how you stank like faeces when you came out?

jesmond3945:
Lol imagine, is she your wife? The lecturer wants to enjoy like you. I would have condemned him if you were married to her. Most girls in higher institutions sleep with lecturers without batting an eye lid especially if he is young and handsome.

Your birth delivery must have been through the buttocks hole.

Onyekachi419:
K

You be gay?! eh eh?! Why man dey close you like that? I go wound you oh!

silastemplar:
mtchewww

Young man, ensure you're in the office by 8am tomorrow.

very young handsome men. Peter Obi looks just like a 20 year old, Ben Bruce looks 17, very young men. Properly suited young men.

o bois! you know wetin go shelele?! Make you mix the wewe with CAN. CAN dey makputa the brain is wewe no hold. Make you ask drug man make hin mix CAN for the corner, the wewe go settle like say na zombie

BruncleZuma:


Dem never knack this one beating...

We are all pirates one way or the other...show me a Nigerian with a valid Microsoft Office Software on their laptop?

Baba Sambazu get am oh! forget if you no no baba Sambazu eh! enter kano ask am!