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OdenKelechi:
That's the 1st female hostel to be built on the campus and so far it's still the strongest. It's called Nyberg Hall

Wrong. That's Nzobu nzobu hall

HomeOfMe:
I value time,I keep to it and I manage it well. Some people especially in Nigeria believe that you would be seen as a hungry and jobless person if you arrive at a wedding or birthday/anniversary too early. When I'm talking business with you and you arrive behind schedule I don't trust you with any other thing,period.

I challenge you to combat!

MrBrownJay1:
Pity the fool....

Who's illogical.

uuzba:
When they tell you that black and white people are the same, you won't believe. You think they fell from heaven.
Guy we are all human beings. Everybody does the same type of things.

In saner climes such fights cannot happen. Why are white people like this? In developed countries this won't hold.

It seems garden egg is now in the market. Near ijebu ipaja

Onyekachi419:
He should try hanging Or rat poison when he's ready. Yeye man for this sweet world na en person won kill him self.

Nawo how come you are green? This is serious? and you sabi talk sef. Please what must I do to become green and hold cup? Nawo, this is fascinating.

IvarTheTerrible:


Approximately 18 months ago, i was a foster dad for a Panda Bear in the jungle of Thailand.


He had been orphaned by the poachers who wanted the genitals for aphrodisiacs.



It was hot and sweaty in the body-suit. But it was worth it.

I jumped out of my skin literally when one day, the baby Panda said "PAPA"!! (see attached picture)



PS- I wonder why people find my stories hard to believe. I am a man of adventure

You are Ivar the boneless! AHH don't they know who you are? ! you are Ivar the boneless! They can't kill you! AHH you are Ivar the boneless!

binary007:
Now I can relate why some post "Even here on Nairaland" make no sense
Modified : Not everyone behind the screen is who you think.

what is wrong in being an animal?! Quiet your buttocks there!

tohyorsih2:
wetin be my own?

Nawo wear shirt na. Why you go take picture without shirt. And how come you sabi type and talk and you be baby wey no dey wear clothe, wonders shall never end, Nawo.

lanrexdo:
This one is a dumb fellow. My friend that has traveled more than me..I am far better than he is in terms of EVERYTHING IN ACHIEVEMENT. Either you have been on a plane or not.. That is not an achievement. A useless statement! Everybody has has there time for greatness. We just have to keep hope alive...

What makes you better than him? What metrics are you using to conclude you are better than your "friend"?

HitSong:
Go f*ck yourself

hahahah see your smelly yellow mouth, e get maggot inside?

HitSong:
In your face!

Nyama rotten rotten mouth. You dey brush?

HitSong:
Your Jesus died for nothing.
It is very RIDICULOUS for you people to cook up a story about a guy dying for everyone's sins over 2000 years ago.
GOD DOES NOT NEED HUMAN BLOOD SACRIFICE TO FORGIVE SINS

Your mouth is smelling.

odigbosky:
Expecting one beautiful heartbreak song from her. She is about to pack all the Grammies again.

Why will you feed your guinea pig banana?! Don't you know it will block it's stomach? ! Eh!!

Angeldada55:
" some of the nude dancers were from wealthy homes "

...meaning ?

Na only God know as pesin wan take settle down now. Our gehz don turn ashawo finish

Sometimes sef I dey pity some pipu with fine gehz as their shidren...

Thank God say na man I be

Wear your trouser back. If your belt is faulty fix it please.

[quote author= post=77593995]Beautiful and cute couple.
It's good to have money mehn!

The WALL of a solid relationship is built on a solid WALLET!![/quote]Hello is your buttocks hair yellow or brown and how you dey wash am? Since e dey grow for middle of nyash.

wayne4loan:
Dude was like ' which kind wahala be this'

Nawo, the baby get only 1 teeth for under hin mouth. Wonders shall never end.

illitrate:
Look at a blogger trying to gain clicks yet his web hosting plan cannot handle traffic

guy check your hosting and upgrade you are missing out.

Good afternoon sir, it seems your buttocks is smelling sir, did you wash it today sir?

Kingpunter:
38 year old nigerian blogger , Linda is definitely the richest blogger in Africa and the facts on numbers of fat check she earns montly justifies that.


The Mom of one took to her Instagram moment ago to share photo of her covering the latest issue of Business magazine nigeria.

In sharing the post, Linda captioned one of the photos:
Shoot for @businessdayng The CEO magazine out today in newsstands.

https://www./2019/04/billionaire-blogger-linda-ikeji-covers-business-day-magazine.html

Please stop spreading lies. This is Mudupe Alafin the real estate moguless please not ikeji

zcee:
Mr man,he is saying the truth!!

Eh shatap there with your rotten mouth.

Lovelyn451:
so ladies cannot disagree over anything other than a man...mtchew

How do you pronounce "mtchew" is it MmCHEW or MmtCHEW

amaniro:
Good they should also do Security challenge, Electricity challenge

Eh shat tap there! see your head like amaniro.

Ejimagifty:
This is the reason we advocate for the ban of Christians and Christianity in Nigeria. The federal government should enforce Islam on every Nigerian. Christianity is a scam and a joke

It seems your buttocks has maggot inside.

can I put gele inside anus hole? dem go wash am after e comot make e no sh1t sh1t.

PlayerMeji:
Sometimes, these things are a result of mental illness.

They should get a doctor to examine him rather than have him in a cell.

FYI, I m not gay ooo.

But I think Nigeria is still in the year 1400 of Britain.

You be gay! Na by gay acceptance dem dey measure civilization? You no no ancient Rome get gay?! That rubbish no be civilization, na dirty nonsense. If I catch you gay eh I go wound your mouth, una go dey pursue black hairy nyash wey shit Don dry there finish.

Bustincole:
How tru is dis... we need an update on dis ASAP

Alhaji why you no wear galamaiah? you come naked with your cap

AbikeDabiri:
Hand SNAP? Which camera dem take SNAP the hand?

O boy! e be like say buttocks dey smell Oh! even if e no get shit for hin corner.

MISTAICEY02288:
SMH! So to fall na news now abi?
Or because its Hushpuppi, he can't fall again cos he's immune to falling? Okay Me wey fall yesterday on my way to buy pizza nko? How come that one no be news?..

Nonsense and Buhari... Mtcheewww

Nawo why you fall na ewo ehn kai nawo, the pizza too sweet? Kai ewo chai kai nawo . Hope you don take panadol, chai nawo eh.

Persin wey jabrata for coror no be ashanti dey Kebede. Na hin gonbe

Mama olukemi obioma. She's the grand nephew of Tinubu. In fact she is linked to Dangotes sisters uncle.