₦airaland Forum

Funpeter: Okay me go dey d opposite side where players dey enter pitch and you go easily sight me cos na only me be d black man dere and also na agbada i wear supporting my darling arsenal abeg after the match make you wait make sign autograph and enjoy our self up gunners na 2 goals to 1 #coyg#

Okay. Abi na u b d black man wey The Great Manchester Police just bounced beside me? Anyways, even if relegation bound, United will beat Arsenal. Talk to me after ur defeat, bro. **flees

seunfly: There are some zones called faultline on the earth surface, they are located where certain activities take place due to tetonic arrangments(in th case of earthquake and volcanic erruption) or atmospheric/weather mixeup due to sherical nature of the earth( in case excessive wind, heat, cold, rain and solar storm). We thank God the we are not located in any of the zones.

Really?! I never knew. Thank God o. Just so sad.

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Surely, Man United is closing in on the league gap! Tomorrow's score-line against Arsenal: Man U 3-1 Arsenal. See you all after the match. **na live from Old Trafford I go watch am tomorrow. Seat 14A Sir Alex's Stand.

WHIZBRO: Waiting for money is like waiting for Godot.

Patience and hard-work, my brother. "Waiting for Godot": Timeless novel!

Graviton: Just checked my ETS account just now

I'm still on for tomorrow, GOD will see me through!

Amen! Go defy it! God's best.

WHIZBRO: @Samnoah, sorry o, no be me cause am o, suppose say I dey do runs na Range Rover Sport I for dey use like Mack IV. Anyway reschedule it to Benin or Ghana (if u have GRE). You can ride with me on any weekend. 2mao na Cotonou I dey go. Fix and holla me

Where is godG? U get that package with me.


Lol @ exam coordinator for Africa.... Got more miles than a 1972 SEAT... That is what I drive

Whew! Lately, I have been busy. Sent u a PM already, bro.

Been a while. What's good friends?

babsharon: Allah Speak For Me
My appreciation goes to my good friends and other members of dis thread. Shout out to Big Francis he has been good to me since we know each other, Kunlebal my course mate in OOU, D finest boi in New Mexico( Imperiouxx), MS-Nas, Webstrademus, Winbyforce Prof. Ojap I hail, Amefrica,Ricky Baba I sight u , Olarwaley my good guy and d rest of our thread members, d sky is our limit and always go to Embassy with faith.

My appointment was 7:30am , I encountered issues with d security so they told me to go and join d queue at d back again but i know my God is with me always.
Those VO are not smiling today, and when it get to my turn i was called @ counter 5.

...More success to come . Please just b calm and don' t be panic.

I love u all

Congrats! You should drink (not necessarily alcohol) responsibly to that . May The Good Great Lord always give you reasons to celebrate. In America, go, defy the extraordinary! We love youtube too.

WHIZBRO: Congratulations to Nomso and Kunlebal.


@godG, sorry about your withdrawn TOEFL, Afe Babalola centre is a cesspool of corruption. Your next TOEFL is on me, come to my office or PM me your details (as I promised on my other thread). You are a good guy and you deserve the best.


As for prospective GRE students, do yourself a favor and write in Ghana. Last time I checked they had Mon - Wed from now till December. Minimize costs by balkanizing your Journey.... You'll spend less than 7k to Ghana. Get hostels @ Tudu instead of an hotel, it will cut cost.


Finally, should Nigerian TOEFL centres be reopened, avoid Ibadan centres like plague, Trust me I know.

I think the sentence in bold is just so important for prospective test takers.

Will that stop Emenike from scoring 4 goals and Moses 2?

Good! I actually came to check if Brazil is be included. Upon seeing it, I give this piece 10/10. Brazilian girls are hot.

nomso27: First of all i give GOD the glory because he never abandons his own.

i dedicate this thread 2 oga justwise, oga biggie, ricky champagne.
u guys r 2 much, 4 the help. also everybody in d house u guys r 2 much.
*moving train things 4 us all*

i wanted to sleep for 1hr, so i set alarm, na so i sleep reach 5am while i plan to leave house by 4am, no be say alarm no ring o!. i jump like rubberband rush dress enter road, when i don late one agbero stop our bus dey shout *fun mi hundred jor!* for conductor,i wan burst dat guy head.

d challenge started when 7.30am knack i still dey mile2 bustop, while my appointment was for 7.30am. i didn't knw wat 2 do, i later saw bus, was inside bus time dey *to eight* i was already thinking of turning back, if u see as i was sweating inside bus, 1 girl just dey look me dey wonder. i wan fly bike no bike until i reach smwhere, i enta tell d guy to run like say him wan die, d guy self no fall my hand...
#teamnolookucheface#

Wow! Congrats. Considering your lateness and ordeal, one would have thought you already blew the possibility of your approval away; but then, God showed that He has a plan for everything. You might even be denied if you were at the venue as expected. Fate. God, indeed has the master-plan. Congrats, go lit the US for good.

***NB: This is not a license for others to be late for your interview o. If you try am, you fit no come here come tell us your success tory!

Na so the land dey valuable? See, what I can tell you is to let it go if you don't have the powers needed (financial and spiritual) to pursue it. Some people could be desperate. Focus on what is yours.

However, if you are Oshiomole and still want to fight for your right, wake your dead father.

WHIZBRO: @godG
Thanks, u are made an honorable elder on this thread.


Went to work yesterday, getting enquiries. But at the same time, I'm busy on some jobs by my old clients. Its not going to make me Bill Gates but it'll not kill me either.

Well, it might not make you a Bill Gates but you can as well use the 'stipends' from it to leverage on other ventures. Good job!

lisadem: Eayah! Sad to hear about the predicament. glad you are keeping an open mind and hoping for the best. # so put a smile on your face, no matter condition, Fe yin e

Thanks Sir Lisadem.

Well, since some Nigerians' sole goal in life is to truncate the quest of noble minds, at times of disappointment, we can't but solace ourselves in smiling Sadness is an attribute of a weak defeated man. God bless you gan. My sincere prayer for you people over there is that you have more than enough reasons to celebrate.

Eeyin mi re ooo

kunlebal: My oga tanx very much without knowing me u offer to pay my application fee at minnesota. Really appreciate it but I end up in california.

Wow! I tell you, Imperiouxx is a man with a large heart: Heart of Gold. The dude will never be forsaken in his times of needs too, by His Grace.

constant57: Wrote mine as well Oct 5 in Kaduna. My 102 score has not been withdrawn as at this morning.

Interesting. I guess I'm only a victim of a stained center. If I had known, I would have chosen some other test centers. I wrote mine in ABSC Bodija, Ibadan because of its proximity to my base. Anyways, I just hope, at worst, they give me the chance of re-taking the test again. With that, I should be able to get 115.

*** All these my laughs sef no gree reach d bottom of my belle o. My whooping 29k is on the line! Cursed be the gods of my ancestors for allowing me fall prey. Jesu oju re da!!!

I_am_strata: ur worthy of an award brother. I stayed in all the halls except etf myself

Thanks bosss! Glad to have OAU folks here. Sure you are faring well?

kunlebal: Visa interview by 7:30am
Vo: u r going to calums
Me: yes sir,
Vo: why this school
Me: because the school curriculum is of high standard n they have seasoned professor in the field of my studies and must importantly becos the schools fees is cheap for my parents
Vo: did you write any standardize exam
Me: I did toefl but have a low score, but the school waived it for me n told me that I will write an english exam in the school
Vo: how many schools did you apply to
Me: minn...

^^^ this interview epitomizes preparation, God's doing, calmness, right thought and mastery! Congrats.

kunlebal: Thanks pally
I just they observe, visa approved

Accountant!!! **let's break Kolanut to that May it be the beginning of greater things to come your way. May the Lord of Hosts be with you in your pursuits. Best wishes man! Congrats!

rasojie: I will love to add, Please no one should categorize Ganja as a hard drug. Never!!!!!! Majek is not in his state cos he smoked a natural Herb, Marley smoked, culture and all the roots reggae kings (except for Dube) all smoked the herb. Majek used Cocaine and other Hard man made drugs which caused his present mental state. Please DONT MIS INFORM PEOPLE. GANJA CAN NEVER MAKE YOU RUN MAD!!

You don't add this: Ganja can make you die fast. Whenever I see post like yours, I remember why Jesus wept There are so much troubles in this world for a sane man to be an advocate of Ganja of all the troubles!

amblessede: pls in need of toefl study material ASAP. pls send to amblessedebiringa@yahoo.com

Send an EMPTY email to selfstudy360@gmail.com
You should get the download links to the materials. Remember, EMPTY mail!

sholay2011: I see. I think it was 'withdrawn' cos of d '100' score. Dats d disadvantage of being too brilliant.

Don't mind me o.

See wash o. Even Dame Patience Jonathan should do well in TOEFL. With the English we speak on this part of the equator, TOEFL na beans

dolapobello1: I don't think it has to do with the score.

Yes. I don't think it has to do with the score. I took the test at Afe Babalola Study Centre, Bodija Ibadan. And a friend that had his a week after mine hasn't seen his too. Since! They keep telling us that the review will take few weeks to be completed and now it is taking forever. Na Fall 2015 go sure pass with all these messes. Ko ni sewu.

I_am_strata: nice one brother lets make this room rock. I stayed in awo u?

Awo?! Cool.
Part 1: I stayed in Block 6 RM 171
Part 2: Block 6 RM 179
Part 3: Annex H RM 353
Part 4: Annex G RM 248

I couldn't just imagine staying in any hall aside The Castle of Great Men.

**in other news, ASUU go call off their annual feast of madness tomorrow. Pray!

dolapobello1: Really sorry to hear this, godG.

Might I ask how long ago you wrote the exam?

Thanks sir. All is well. Oct 5, 2013.

imperiouxx: Really?! I'm sorry to hear this bro. God's compensation awaits you.

Thanks sir. So sad but who are we to question the reality of our existence? Nigeria!

sholay2011: Really? ! O ga oo. Make I go check my results again if they've withdrawn it too. I had 98....since it's not up to 100...I hope they don't sha...

Please do.

Graviton: thanks, God is our strength...i'm sorry about what happened, it will all turn out okay

Thanks bro. Cheers. God bless.

Dot1: God dey o

My brother, it is disheartening. Now I have to pass through hurdles before I write GRE because I'm a Nigerian.

Graviton: What!..My exam is coming up this saturday, 7th of November...I hope I won't face disappointment..ETS, God pass una

Go for your exam if you can. Don't be discouraged.

Na so ETS withdraw my TOEFL score of 100 o! There is trouble in the land!

Put a call through and the dude said they are trying to do some sorts of administrative review. God dey.

Libra-kid:
Like my dad always told me, look up to thebright side of life and be grateful, there are many out there crying out to ASUU to call off the strike to enable them graduate bt ur here today with ur certificate. delay is not denial......every disappointmnt is a blessing!
pls ajoskele most times delay happens for our own good!

I agree with all u have said. But dt in bold? Na lie. OAU no gree give us certificate. Most lecturers would gladly tell you dt you are only graduates with no degree.

Who are we to question fate?

page007: Happy Sunday guys. This is my first time in da house, I rep Agric O.A.U. Any O.A.Uites in da house?

Well, I rep OAU. Welcome brother.