₦airaland Forum

chidindufrank: Na lie. Na red oil wey pour from market women kegs dem find o.

The one for motor or cooking?

Bisjosh: What was the crazy msg?
And why did u leave the crazy msg on your phone when u knew u would be visiting your bf?

Answer the above before we proceed further!

So you advising her that cheating is good,nl BABES na wa oo

Are you in Lagos?

991: It is called 'Haemolacria' 'a physical condition that causes a person to produce tears that are partially composed of blood. It can manifest as tears that are anything from merely red-tinged to appearing to be entirely made of blood.
Haemolacria is a symptom of a number of diseases and may also be indicative of a tumor in the lacrimal apparatus. It is most often provoked by local factors such as bacterial conjunctivitis environmental damage or injuries.
Acute haemolacria can occur in fertile women and seems to be induced by hormones.

Source:- Wikipedia

those Chilean doctors are learners - me wey dey Alaba am not baffled.

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Lol wetin dey happen for Alaba?

Bwave: Is it possible to fill it online considering that it is in pdf format?

You have to print it out,Fill it and out your photograph at the last page of the phone with your signature and date.

The Association of Senior Civil Servants of Nigeria on Wednesday warned the Senate to stop the planned deregulation of the national minimum wage in the country in the interest of industrial peace.

The union alleged that since most of the Senators were “sponsored” by the state governors, it was not unlikely that they were under pressure to deregulate wage so that the states could pay paltry sums as salaries far less that the N18,000 monthly national minimum wage to their workers.

In a statement by the Secretary-General of ASCSN, Mr. Alade Lawal, the association argued that such an action would not be fair to Nigerian workers.

Lawal said, “Such a plan, if carried out, will lead to anarchy in the industrial relation arena in the country and will negatively affect the democratic process and impoverish Nigerian workers and their dependants, as many state governors would want to pay as low as N5,000 as minimum wage. We urge the Senate to reverse itself on this matter and demonstrate for once that it is not only preoccupied with legislations that benefit its members.”

The association stressed the need for the legislature to be engaged in deep intellectual reflection before embarking on the amendment of the constitution or initiating new laws in order not to jeopardise the stability of the country.

Lawal recalled that a recent report by the National Bureau of Statistics showed that about 112 million Nigerians lived below poverty line.

He advised the Senate to be concerned about how to alleviate poverty among the teeming voters “who put them in their privileged positions instead of being preoccupied with how to impoverish them more.”


Source :http://www.punchng.com/news/dont-deregulate-minimum-wage-workers-warn-senate/

There was an explosion in Lagos on Wednesday after vandals ruptured an oil pipeline belonging to the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation at Akinbo Island.

PUNCH Metro learnt that the culprits came to the jetty in three barges and canoes around 1am and ruptured the splash zone of the pipeline and siphoned thousands of litres of petrol into jerry cans and operated for hours undeterred.

However, around 4.30am, there was a fire outbreak and the pipe through which they siphoned the fuel as well as a canoe were engulfed in flames.

Our correspondent, who visited the area, observed that two security posts were located about 250 metres from the scene.

About 200 melted jerrycans littered the scene.

The Deputy Manager, Pipelines and Product Marketing Company, Atlas Cove, Mr. Banjo Olajide, said he could not say the quantity of petrol lost to the fire but added that petrol was usually pumped at the rate of 600 cubic metres per hour to Mosinmi Depot.

When asked what the PPMC had done to ensure that pipeline vandals were not allowed to operate in the area, Olajide said about 50 policemen and 47 men of the Nigerian Navy as well as operatives of the Nigerian Security and Civil Defence Corps usually patrolled the area.

He said the agency had built watchtowers and police posts at the black spots near the pipelines’ right of way.

“We have two security posts and an observatory tower here just about 200 metres away. We have about 50 policemen, 47 naval personnel stationed here. Some NSCDC personnel also patrol the area but they are not here all the time,” he said.

Olajide said Nigerian Army engineers had begun the rehabilitation of the pipelines’ right of way from Atlas Cove and the area was not difficult for security agents to patrol.

Olajide said although oil distribution had been shut down temporarily until the affected pipelines were repaired, the incident would not lead to fuel scarcity.

“It will not affect the supply of fuel. After things have stabilised, we will continue to pump petrol. We will check for leakages and we will make more repairs if need be,” he said.

Officials of the National Emergency Management Agency, who cordoned off the area, said it could not be confirmed if there were any casualties.

The spokesperson, NEMA, South-West Zone, Ibrahim Farinloye, said, “The fire started at midnight between 1am and 4am. On getting there, we could not move too close because the fire was intense. However, the fire was put out around 10:48am.

“We did not see any corpses and we cannot say if anyone was injured. We however recovered a 16mm hose used by the vandals as well as parts of boats used by them

“Over 200 damaged kegs were also recovered. Cooling and pegging process has commenced.”



Source http://www.punchng.com/news/explosion-as-vandals-rupture-nnpc-pipeline/

dmitroika: dmitroika: tope agis and johnson is this the student visa application for than you filled? http://www.abuja.diplo.de/contentblob/3858482/Daten/3185019/Application_form_FZ.pdf





No its 7 pages i'm seeing here oh. pls can you open the link and see if its the same form you filled? I don't wanna make mistake you know say appointment for German embassy na life time opportunity. abeg help me confirm the link i use God beg you. its student visa i'm applying for. thanks.

Its the correct form,when printing out let them make it 4 pages for you,the last 2 forms are anti terror forms.Make sure you fill everything boldly and correctly

johnck: Hello Tope and Godson,

i want to cancel my appointment for german student visa in Lagos. Is there any negative consequence for this? And can i choose another date immediately, if available?

Expecting your reply...

Yes you can cancel and no consequence,You get probs only if you fail to appear on the interview date.

oyibomoses: for 40k it is expensive you better pack to your village if you dont knw wat u are doing

Na you cause confusion oo,N73,i thought u meant 73 thousand naira for the iphone ,I would call tommorow.....is the phone in good conditionI am a serious buyer oo

che dem dash am give you ni.this oen wey u dey use porche and u dey look for 10k keypad

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kwanu?It is damn fucking expensive Man

Let me know once you have iphone 4..16gb

where are Nairaland babes,OYA make una come defend una self oo

dmitroika: tope agis and johnson is this the student visa application for than you filled? http://www.abuja.diplo.de/contentblob/3858482/Daten/3185019/Application_form_FZ.pdf

Yeah fill it ..4 pages and you are going with 2 copies.

bissiejoe: @ godson, i dont get it.since the evaluation board(uni assist) had no problem with my documents,i believe the school shouldnt. i pray the school accept me sha.thanks

Yeah just keep praying.bro

bissiejoe: With your application you chose one - or more than one - university that requires all its
international applicants to have their applications pre-checked by uni-assist. We now completed
our evaluation and would like to inform you accordingly:
BTU Cottbus - Bachelor - Environm. and Resou. Man.
We will forward your application to the BTU Cottbus for further consideration. The university will
contact you directly as soon as possible.
uni-assist has carried out the pre-check of your documents with the greatest care and accuracy.
Should you however feel that we have made a mistake in our pre-check, please write to us. State
the reasons for your complaint and please include your application number. uni-assist's
management will look into your complaint and get back to you in writing. If you still disagree with
this response, we will forward your application to the respective university. The university will then
issue you a decision vested with legal capacity.
Sincerely,
Your uni-assist-team
Please Note: This letter was processed automatically and is valid without personal signature.


this is a mail i got from uni-assist,anything to be happy about?

It means your documents have been sent to the university for further decision ,The university will send you an admission letter if they are satisfy with your documents.

weebay: @topeajis does that mean I can't get..cos I got an admission in the u.k wih my 2.2 but am not Pursuing it cos a lot of my family are there..are there schools u think there won't be any constraint to my admission..

Uk is interested in your money while Germany is interested in your knowledge

Born2fuckk weds Mr cork....190 and yuzedo are gonna be flower guys

weebay: @Godson201333 naah all my documents are complete and authentic..sorry to bother u but do u know of any uni that has ongoing admission in Agriculture/biotechnology...those 2rejections dealt a huge blow on me..

Most of them got their deadline for June 15,So you might be thinking of next sommer oo.

http://www.braintrack.com/linknav.htm?pprevid=45&level=3 That link takes you to all school in Germany,View each of them and you might b lucky!

futurewise11: @topeajis,and all,


Just got favourable reply from uni assist,all my docs have being forwarded to 4 skools.without toefl or ielts result.praying to get admission is d next thing now.


But german student admission is generally hard,cos many applicant is apply to few spaces.in u S,u can even get admission within 48 hours.

Thx to God,topeajis,flange u guys are great.

God Bless you and i pry you get admission,After few weeks,You can now contact each school directly however log on to UNi assist online and check your admission status.

Another Tale by Moonlight happening in nAIRALAND

You met the wrong guy..

Alot of them are not making senses with fake news eg,yabaleft,pakurumo blog,jaguda many more..

A 25-year-old visually- impaired student of Obafemi Awolowo University, Sunday Adeniyi, says he is convinced that his dream of getting a quality education will soon be cut short by broken home.

He told our correspondent that the development had led to inadequate funding of his education.

Adeniyi, a part one student of Linguistics and African Languages, believed that this might not have happened if his parents were still together.

He added that the fact that he was blind was also working against him since his status as a visually-impaired person seemed to be an embarrassment to his friends and school mates.

He said, “I was not born blind, but since I became totally blind in 2004, it seems I have become a burden on everyone.”

Adeniyi said his sight problem started in 1992 with his left eye but in 2004, he also lost the right eye.

He said the impairment was initially detected by one of his teachers when he was in primary one.

He said, “In 1992, my teacher informed my parents that something was wrong with my sight. Since then, we have been moving from one hospital to another. We tried our best to prevent the affected left eye from extending to the right one and I actually managed to finish my primary education with my right eye.

“I had the most shocking experience the day I was writing my final common entrance examination paper. As I was writing, I noticed that my sight was getting dull. I couldn’t finish my paper.”

Adeniyi said his parents’ marital problem worsened his plight as both of them were preoccupied with their personal challenges.

He said, “I am actually suffering from the problem of a broken home. My mother left her matrimonial home around 1990. She left me before I started having challenges with my left eye and when she learnt of my situation, she got involved and was actually taking me to hospital, until when she suddenly stopped.

“As things stand now, I may actually have to leave school because lack of funds is making life very unbearable for me. My father is really trying, but the fact is that most of the things we (blind people) use are expensive. This is why most of us don’t further our education.

“When I gained admission, I had to get a fairly used laptop because there was no much fund. Since then, the laptop has been developing faults. Imagine there was a day I couldn’t attend a class because of N40. That day, there was no one to take me to the venue of the lecture.”

He also lamented the attitude of most of his colleagues, saying they see blindness as a communicable disease and therefore did not like to associate with him.

Adeniyi said, “People steal my things and that is always very painful and challenging. That reminds me of my condition.

“At present, I am having a very great challenge with my department. Due to the fact that the department is young and no visually impaired person has been to the department, there is no provision for people like me. And my colleagues have not been encouraging. Anytime I call on them for assistance, especially to read for me, they feel it is a waste of time.

“Anyway, those are minor issues compared to the fact that I might not be able to continue my education because of lack of funds. I really want to. Education will make a difference in my life.”

Source--- http://www.punchng.com/metro/visually-impaired-undergraduate-laments-broken-home/

weebay: Its funny how people find admission so easy in Germany yet I was rejected in 2 schools..is Having a 2.2 a bad prerequsite to applying Or is there something am missing..anyway I didn't take any language test but I always mail the schools to confirm if I have to. Pls will someone tell me my chances of getting admission at the Uni of Goettingen with a 2.2 and also without a language test.

You might find it difficult to get admission in Germany,If your documents are not perfect,something else might be missing on your document......It is always easy to get admission when you have German language knowledge.They have limited number of candidate to be admitted for English courses.

And you are just about to get yourself involve with someone who is complicated

Lolaabokoku: Thou shall not die but live, ojb.. I don't have å dime but I hope M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊
Prayers will heal Ɣ☺ΰ

Not even 100 naira ??na wa oo

stephenponti: kindly send me mail text, call or whatsapp me for urgent response and feed back on the prices. Thanks stephenponti@yahoo.com 08037377067

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