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Your girl no try at all ooo

somkwams: Tanks. Buh pls my question Is what I could do inorder 2 meetup wt d given tyme july 8. Tanks.
And why do you think appealing Is a total waste

Just my one kobo,withdraw,start from the scratch and see yourself at the TOP,Go to goethe and learn german language there,then re apply to a university.These days they respect University admissions than just language admission.I know you have paid the school,They will for sure re-fund your money.

dedons: I sch in benin.
everything about the state is rough.
even the people are less concerned about development.
so i'm not surprised about this news.








hope my oga @ the top will not open this thread.







Because if he does,then i'm in soup.

Lol I would have visit my best friend in benin last year but he threaten to kidnap me for ransome if i should come.

kokoA: Eyah.. Sorry for your bf. As for me, God has blessed my gf with a very wonderful naighbour who is also her landlady. The woman and her children like me so much so that when I visit my gf, they supply us quality dishes to "re-energize" us . I think this unusual love is due to the fact that my gf once told her that we ve been dating for 3yrs and we ve never had sex. Lol.. She just the respect me like a very morally upright guy The only regret I have is that I banged her eldest daughter on 2 occasions in my gf's room when she wasn't around. Though its not my fault, she got so emotional watching an episode of one three hill on my gf's lappy and I had to console her naw.. The second time was a re-match.. Thank God she has gone abroad for masters. I am free!

And whats gonna happen if your girlfriend should ready all these your LA CONFESSION??

Olly256: NOW WHATS ALL THESE AGAIN...SOMEONE SHOWED ME THIS LINK....@ALL DO U STILL RECOMMEND THE DORM ACCT HERE SHA?



According to our information you can transfer payments to the uni-assist bank account at Berliner Bank through several banks in Nigeria that have a corresponding bank in Germany. If you hand in your money order at one of these banks please make sure to indicate Berliner Bank via the correct corresponding bank in Germany. For a list of Nigerian banks and their German corresponding banks, please see the table below:

Bank in Nigeria Corresponding bank in Germany
Investment Banking & Trust Company Ltd., Lagos Commerzbank, FFM or Deutsche Bank, FFM
Oceanic Bank International Ltd., Lagos Deutsche Bank, FFM
United Bank for Africa Plc., Lagos Deutsche Bank, FFM
Wema Bank Ltd., Lagos BHF Bank, FFM
Unity Bank, Kana Commerzbank, FFM

Please fill in the transfer form as follows:

Benificiary: uni-assist e.V.
Account number: 523749001
Bank sort code: 100 708 48
Name of the bank: Berliner Bank
via Commerzbank, FFM or Deutsche Bank, FFM or BHF Bank, FFM*
International bank code: DE10100708480523749001
BIC/SWIFT-Code: DEUTDEDB110

Gimme your e mail so that i can send you some list...

somkwams: @ johnck. Yes a language course 1st .
Nd yes I just joined nairaland hope d@s not bad? @ johnck. Yes a language course 1st .
Nd yes I just joined nairaland hope d@s not bad?

My brother do not waste your time on appealing,Goethe institute is your best friend for now thereafter you can re apply.

So true ...

Olly256: Thanks a lot futurewise11. i am happy to know i have a partner here(applicant stuff). firstly i am not in Lagos. I'm based in Ibadan. do i just walk into any first bank or just go and open a dorm. acct, also since you are an applicant too. how did u find the uni assit website. infact i just dont know, choosing school is so hard.(for me though). please i have another question. do i need to get my IELTS result before applying? because i'm writing that by august and just because of the deadline...i dont want to waste 68euro o. i understand your emphasies on the 'Agent stuff' naija don spoil but it is well. Thanks a heap.

Lets see if i can help you out with some schools under uni assist,what do you wanna study and are you an under graduate?

It all depends,If i am planning future with my partner yes our relationship will survive without sex

Another super story....

National Agency for the Control of AIDS on Tuesday declared that 3.4 million Nigerians were living with HIV/AIDS.

The agency’s Director-General, Prof. John Idoko, stated this at a Senate public hearing on a bill to prohibit discrimination against persons living with HIV/AIDS.

With the figure, he said Nigeria had the second largest HIV burden globally.

Idoko noted that while the national prevalence stabilised at about four per cent, 13 states still carried higher burden.

Noting that the country was behind target in several important indicators, the NACA boss explained that one of every three people in need was currently receiving treatment.

Idoko, who said only 18 per cent of HIV positive women received prophylaxis against mother-child transmission, noted that more than 40 per cent of HIV positive persons did not know their status.

However, the Senate President, David Mark, who declared the hearing open, called for an end to stigmatisation and discrimination against persons living with HIV.

Mark, represented by the Deputy Senate Leader, Senator Abdul Ningi, said the citizens should be educated more about HIV.

He lamented that many HIV positive people were afraid to go for tests or access necessary treatment because of negative societal behaviour.

He said, “It is important for all to be educated to know that HIV is just like any other disease. Once identified, all a sufferer needs to do is to access treatment and maintain a healthy lifestyle.

“Infected people are hiding under common diseases like diabetes because of discrimination. They will not tell you that they are HIV positive for fear of being discriminated against in their workplaces.

“That somebody is infected does not mean he is not good or morally upright person or that he should be denied employment or barred from his social networks.

“HIV is a disease that can be contracted both intentionally and accidentally.”

The Chairman, Senate Committee on Health, Senator Ifeanyi Okowa, noted that the HIV pandemic posed a big challenge to health and development across the world.

He said, “In the countries that are worst affected, including Nigeria, the impact of HIV/AIDS have eroded decades of developmental goals and gains, stultifying economies and destabilising societies.

“There is no doubt that HIV is expected to continue to be a leading cause of mortality and morbidity in many countries and population, including Nigeria.

“We must begin to be proactive in the implementation of action plans that are workable and friendly, and advocacy must be carried out at all levels of the society.

“HIV poses a serious obstacle to the attainment of decent work and sustainable development and its effects are concentrated among the most productive age group.

”HIV problem has been made worse by the violation of their fundamental rights at the work place, schools, communities and the larger society on the basis of real or perceived status, particularly, through discrimination directed at persons living with HIV and AIDS.”



source http://www.punchng.com/news/3-4-million-nigerians-are-hiv-positive-naca/

Residents of Ujabhole-Uwessan, in Esan Central Local Government Area of Edo State, were on Sunday, thrown into mourning, as an 18-year-old girl from the area was electrocuted by cables of the Power Holding Company of Nigeria.

The deceased, identified as Iyogosa Godsday, was reportedly hit by PHCN high tension wire while trying put on line, clothes she hadwashed, after a downpour the same day.

It was gathered that people ran helter-skelter when the high tension cable fell, while several household electrical appliances were destroyed.

According to an eyewitness, Adubuka Ehimen, the deceased came out after the rains and was trying to spread clothes on a line, few meters from the house, when suddenly she was hit by the huge tension wire and died.

He added that sympathisers avoided moving close, for fear of being electrocuted.

He said, “Iyogosa came out of the house after that heavy Sunday rain and was spreading her clothes on the rope in front of their house at Idumu Asse, when she was hit by the wire, immediately she fell to the ground and died.

“Though she has been buried, but as I speak with you, no PHCN official has come to the village, even after we reported the case at the Irrua station office of the establishment. Right now light has not been restored and we are in darkness.”

Assistant General Manager, Public Relations, Benin PHCN, Mr. Oyebode Fadipe pleaded for time to investigate the matter.

He said, “I don’t have any information on that, I will call to find to find out the situation.”



source http://www.punchng.com/metro/girl-18-electrocuted-by-phcn-cable-in-edo/

President of the Christian Association of Nigeria, Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor, has called on security agencies to arrest a former Head of State and presidential candidate of the Congress for Progressive Change in the 2011 general elections, Maj.-Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd.) saying he constitutes a security risk.

The call, he said, followed comments by Buhari condemning the military operations in the three northern states of Yobe, Borno and Adamawa, where a state of emergency has been declared by the Federal Government.

The association, according to a statement by the Special Assistant to the CAN President on Media and Public Affairs, Mr. Kenny Ashaka, on Tuesday, also described as unfortunate Buhari’s decision to throw his weight “behind a blood thirsty sect” without considerations for the hundreds of Christians sent to their early graves. He said it was not expected of an ex-head of state.

Buhari was said to have accused the Federal Government of double standards in dealing with the issue of Boko Haram, during a radio programme on Liberty FM in Kaduna,.

He was said to have questioned the “special treatment” given to the Niger-Delta militants by the Federal Government, while the Boko Haram members were being killed and their houses destroyed by the government.

But Oritsejafor, who said Buhari should be arrested and made to account for his reckless statements, described the ex-Nigerian leader as a fanatic with an alleged link with the dreaded sect.

The CAN President also noted that it was shocking that Buhari would be indulging in careless statements while all well-meaning Nigerians were praying for the success of the military operations in the three northern states, where members of the Islamic sect had increasingly wreaked havoe.

According to him, Buhari as a national leader should have been more concerned about the killings of innocent ones by the sect members and the success of the troops rather than acting as a megaphone for the sect.

But in his reaction, the Publicity Secretary of CPC, Mr. Rotimi Fashakin, told The PUNCH that CAN, under Oritsejafor, had become more political than religious.

He said, “The CAN, under Oritsejafor, is more political than religious; in any clime, religious leaders have always been the moral conscience of the nation in ensuring that the ship of state is not in peril.

“After the incendiary protests of the 2011 elections, Pastor Oritsejafor, without any verifiable evidence, called for the arrest of General Muhammadu Buhari for allegedly being responsible for the protests,” he said.




Source http://www.punchng.com/news/can-demands-buharis-arrest-for-reckless-comments/

Oh what a pity!May their gentle souls rest in perfect peace.

This is just an action film,,,,Please insert disc 2

I just want to see the color of your undies,trust me i won't do anything silly,Light off and.............

Thats weird but are you cheating on your bf?That might got the old woman annoyed

Ejiné: Desola's PENT

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This girl is so dirty, that after she's done wearing the same thong for 4 months, she turns it inside out to wear it for the next 4 months.

what?You just spoil my day,Lemme go back to bed and wake up again.

It will save those ladies money wanting to buy intimacy gadgets or is it just a creativity?

tpacalipse: I have never cheated and I will never do it. Why? Because I am too greedy and selfish. Cheating will cost me money and some sperms. My money, I can never give a damn to a woman and my sperm is a no no too, I keep my eye on it so much. If u ain't my wife, you ain't getting it. Even I measure what my wife get.

Lol Lol But sperm is free of charge naw,You are truly GREEDY

It must be happening only in NIGERIA

12 inches!:
Can any girl cme and tell me the philosophical difference btw a girlfriend that will demand I buy her bb on her bday before I touch her and one that stands by the road side to sell her goods? We all pay for sex. Directly or indirectly.

and this is called diivision of labour

E-Engineer:
For all those in germany please I would like to know the general attitude towards immigrants or blacks. 1. When walking on the streets on in a public transport, do people stare offensively or out of curiosity. 2. Do Germans make snide or racist remarks to blacks, are they approachable? 3. Are there cases of violence towards immigrants. 4. Is the student population very mixed or is it mainly white or german? The reason I am asking all these questions is because I hv been browsing on so many forums like justlanded.com, toytowngermany.com and I hv Seen so many complaints from foreigners living in germany about racism and xenophobia

Hmm Bro all i got to say is seeing is believing,Germans can be strict but friendly if you know what i mean.

Olly256: @godson201333. Thanks so much for your prompt answer.
But pls I do have another. I will like to know how I can pay uni assit from naija. I don't have anyone in germany. And I see options of paying at Wema bank plc. Can I pay in wema lagos address alone? And where do I get d form to pay.
Thanking you for answers.

Yes but you must have a euro domiciliary account so that you can do foreign transfer.


Fees for University Applications


For one or the first of several applications citizens of countries outside the EU
(including citizens of the People’s Republic of China) are charged 68 euros

Citizens of EU member states are charged 43 euros





Fees for Applications for Several Universities 15 euros



For every additional application for admission to a further university

all applicants are charged per university



This applies even if this additional application is submitted at a later stage,
but still within the application deadline for the same term.

wait why is she shy?Does your face looks scary?

Talk love with your mouth and be ready to show love with money + caring.

kulyie: true.there are a lot of flashy looking girls everywhere these days that lack self respect

Yeah even though a man is 40 years old?Do you think he will marry a single Nigerian lady of 35 years old?Do you think that kinda of lady would still know the meaning of LOVE considering her past lol?Moral,Men of this days wanna marry girls with cold blood btw 18-25,So ladies wise up and treat your guy right cos no time.It can be easy for you to have a boyfriend cos you get alot of toasters but never easy to find a future partner,Its not just a day job to get someone who is serious willing to spend rest of his/her rest life with you.Yes you have met that guy that was ready to marry you but when those kinda of guys approach girls of 21 wanting to sit her down and plan the future with her,The answer he get is i am not ready for that now.Do not think it is easy to get married just because you have alot of toasters.I bet it,All of them just wanna get in btw your legs.

Huh?would you think of romance if you have been begging a girl since months for just 1 chance and luckily you found the chance lol

Well hope you are not too short sha.

Okay but you should have posted this on the Dating And Meet-up Zone Instead of you to keep on enduring with that Virgin girl and get someone who could be your sex machine..

You can always make it to Kantagura market,every mondays,wednesdays and fridays.BE there as early as 5 so that you can get the best deals.From Ojota take a bus going to oshodi,From oshodi get a bus going to Abule Egba and alight at SUper bus stop...Kantagura market is just at super bus stop.

justmenoni: Can anyone advise on any good and affordable hotel close to the german embassy? this will help alot of people who live far a way from VI and have early interview/appointment to make at the German Embassy,Lagos.

Lagos island or Obalende is where you could get a 5000 naira hotel and of course get a taxi to the embassy.Those locations are still not to far to the German embassy.