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toprealman:
Post is about CR7......why drag Messi into this?
Congrats man, 250M is massive. This guy will be making good cash from marketing stuff.

There is nothing money can buy he can't get.

DrFunmisticGlow:
there's price, and then the racial bias in medicine

Can you be more coherent?

StacyO:
I don't chase clout. Check all my topics on nairaland to confirm

Why I said you guys should allow me finish up the story.

This 2021,y'all should learn how not to jump into conclusions sha.


I'm only seeking for a genuine advice. FINISH

Respond to my questions please, not this.

If you wanna get anything plastic, South Korea should be your destination.

They have qualified surgeons with years of experience.

The competition among plastic surgeons makes them striving to be the best in their career - no complication!

Peace.

DropsMic:
The last time i encountered armed robbers i greeted them first with Chairmen i dey hail oo. And then i went ahead to give them all the money i had on me. Then I doused the tension in the air by jokingly asking them to find me 50 naira wey i go use transport myself go work the next day ... No be me go go dey drag with thief.. No amount of money is worth a drop of my blood.


Na person wey him body complete dey enjoy life.

I'm so happy your comment is on FP. This is the best advice so far.

Never struggle with thieves, unless you're suicidal and looking for a means to die.

It's not worth losing a drop of blood indeed.

Dude was forming James Bond

GofuckYourself:
You have been insulting me and sounding so bitter and angry

Is everything alright?

Sound bitter?

You must have been terrible in English while in school.

How does my tone depict bitterness if not utter wonder for your sheer delusion?

GofuckYourself:
I don't understand your point bro

Of course you wouldn't. It will be abnormal for your kind to.

GofuckYourself:
[s][/s]

No he is not
Spiritual con man

Dude seems to have defected you with biblical quotations.

If you can't contest and defend your claim, don't bother refuting a statement.

You end up making yourself a fool.

Anyway, I love it when two deluded xtains argue

Lol.. You're checking the wrong perimeters

Check your pocket, is it full or empty?

How is life so far?

I can only wish you the best

Are you and the said girl identical?

You mean you've been planning to meet with a dude and you both never exchanged pictures?

You don't have time for men, but you seem to have time for Nairaland?

This clout chasing is become too much here on Nairaland.

I knew this story is lies when he said $1k - 200k is small money.

This op is mad.

Marijuana is a natural plant that contains THC which gives the psychotic effect individuals usually experience.

Contrary to popular belief, marijuana is not harmful at all.

My great grand father was never familiar with the whites man's chalk, but he lived to 98 years purely on weed and other health herbs.

Sometimes, he makes a tea out of it, sit in his favorite couch as he inhale the evening breeze.

He was a happy man when he was alive. And so was my great grand mother.

Enough of the old man, what about me?

I got my first one million idea when I was high. At that moment, it felt as if wasting a second will eliminate such idea.

You've got to see how I rushed and grabbed a jotter. If you were an onlooker, you probably would have thought I've gone mad.

But no, an idea that will make me a millionaire was with me, and I was trying my best not to lose it.

Great scientists, artist, musicians, writers, and the likes don't joke with marijuana.

I've been smoking for seven years now, and the benefits is more cherished than the little side effect.

I was once like OP, until I took a hit and my life changed forever. I started my research, and discovered how this wonderful plant has been...

Do your research!

I agree with a change of personality. If you're the type who's always in haste, suffering from anxiety or anything at all, marijuana will make you calmer, easy going.

If you're always moody, pessimistic, angry, depressed, weed will improve your mood and make you happier.

The most important thing about weed is the change of perception.

People who smoke weed aren't running from their problem. Most people smoke to get a fresh perception of their problems.

I've found countless solutions to my problems when high. At that state, I'm more objective and unbiased.

Who wouldn't want such a better personality?

My greatest of work as a writer and entrepreneur came while stoned. Before you give up on weed, give it a try and stop limiting yourself by fear or people like op.

Weed is the new holy grail. Unfortunately, many have abused it, looking tattered and bringing bad impression on the plant.

But they wouldn't discourage me... Come and stop me in my benz while I'm smoking, and thunder will fire you.

GreenArrow1:
"Davido stops her daughter..." You no sabi speak English but you wan be journalist. Kai.

Stop calling these hungry youtubers and bloggers journalists. It's an insult to the profession.

You said your girlfriend?

If she's your gf, why aren't you paying her bills?

You sound like someone who's insecure.

You don't think you're lovable?

Mcdreamy15:
so your endgame was to advertise your market OKOTO MEOW MEOW!!!

At least he's practicing what he preaches, which goes in length to contribute to the message delivered.

Give him an accolade, please.

firstratedcitiz:
Drug abuse is dangerous. Learn to quit when you can and you will live a healthier life. I have great hatred for people who take marijuana (Indian hemp) and never admit them in my friend's circle. They generally behave weird and tend to think they are right all the time. Stupid lot.

Isn't it lame to generalize that 'people' who smoke weed behave weirdly?

How many weed smoking people have you interacted with to arrive at such a conclusion?

If you can never allow them into your circle, how did you know they behave weirdly?

OneKinGuy:
Again, I don't understand the point you are trying to make. Can u be specific?

You must be daft not to understand him.

ProphetofOdin:
Lolz!!!! strange fellow.
Instead of faking your own death just stop giving people your hard earned money, learn how to say no. People pleasing is a curse and would kill you faster.

I want to wipe the slate clean, start from where I am unknown.

I think it will be a thrilling experience...

Honeybum:
@Godwrite.

Thank you for taking your quality time to read my letter.

I am not a graduate, and I am currently living in a village that does not even have a market. I am a person that is above 34 years of age. I was doing well financially in the past until repetition circles of events began to unfold in my life. I made some mistakes in the past, and I have learned from them all.

The saddest thing in my life is my inability to drive. I saw many drivers wanted a vacancy, but I don't know how to drive a car.

N2000 gain every day from selling sachet water? That is a whole lot of money,

It is good to teach a person how to fish, but one can only feel in the right place.

NOTE: I can give people fish when they are hungry

Thank you.

Driving isn't hard work these days. I learned entirely by myself.

The riches of a man is not in his purse but his mind - Richest man in Babylon.

If I'm to start all over today, it won't take me two months to make #1,000,000, based on what I know.

I know business models that have worked for me, which I can replicate repeatedly, and it will still spill in money.

First of all, you need to work on your mind. You sound defeated, and I don't want you to sound that way.

You can't attract money through such a vibe. How I got my business capital is funny—just an oyibo friend on Facebook.

We chat often; you can even call us friends. One day I reasoned, friends help each other, right?

If this Oyibo is my friend, what harm is there to ask him for financial help?

Networking is good... Even if you're an introvert, social media is there.

My request is not scamming since it's my real account, and I do not promise him anything.

But the manner I begged, he didn't hesitate to send $50,000.

That is the money that made me who I am today. To him, $50,000 may not be anything. If I had never asked, he wouldn't have known I needed help.

Here for naija, $50,000 is big money.

This brings me to ask, don't you have friends, family?

Don't tell me you're all alone, without even one network.

Are you in self-exile in a strange land?

Being financially buoyant comes with its woes, as everyone automatically feels entitled to your money.

In most cases, you become a savior, where every dick and tom is coming with one problem or the other.

Not that I don't love giving, it has now become like a burden, where I feel responsible for lots of beings.

I wouldn't say I like that feeling of being responsible for another, as it stripes me of all freedom. When it becomes an entire village, you'll be overwhelmed.

I've been looking into faking my death. Get another identity, and travel to any beautiful country. I'm thinking, Canada.

A place where I am unknown, where I can focus on SELF, and finally pursue my research in the AI, GPT-3

I have already made a scheduled payment to my family's account. Even when I die, they should be getting #500,000 every month.

I did this through a charity organization to mask my identity. Cause if I affect such a change myself and later appear dead, the bank will send investigators.

Funny enough, people faking their death is widespread, especially in the insurance industry. Every death comes with an investigation cause people can do anything to escape debt.

But I'm not owing to anyone, nor am I in a clash with any group or individual. Indeed, my death will come with less scrutiny.

My fake death, rather!

I've already mapped out every detail, and finalizing everything will take me at least another month.

This is to ensure there are no loopholes. I keep running the simulation over and over in my mind. I must get everything perfect.

I got an agent through the darknet, and he claims to be a professional and stays here in Nigeria.

He's into these bodyguard's business of some sort, and never did it dawn on me that even these ordinary citizens are agents on the darknet.

Although there are tons of fake stores on the darknet, so be careful when you give it a try.

Why this transition is easy for me is because I never registered any of my businesses in my name. As thus, no case of a family member trying to take control.

You know how HUMANS can behave.

All I left is a boutique. This is enough if they manage it well, coupled with the monthly transfer.

FAKING MY DEATH

Faking your death is not easy. You have many options.

Do you want to die in an accident, overdose, gunshot, drowning, or even a sickness?

Each comes with its risks. But the easiest route for me was drowning. Easy to fake, and in most cases, people don't even bother looking for the body.

With the right agent, you don't ever need to worry, but they are expensive. My study room is a mess, drafts, and drafts of plans.

And the delay right now is COVID-19

How old are you?

Are you a graduate?

Money doesn't care if you smoke, chase women, or drink alcohol.

It doesn't come to you because you're a Christian, Muslim, atheist, or witch.

It comes when you're smart, and obviously, you aren't.

Hunger taught me a lesson and made me hustle. It seems you're yet to learn.

With just #500, you can start hawking sachet water, and trust me, hunger will become the least of your worries.

A sibling of mine, who was just 14 then, made over #2000 gain every day from selling Sachet Water.

A business he does when school is closed.

If there is a big market around, you'll be making over 50k every month with sachet water business. Or even more.

Look for a sachet water producer around, and order some bags.

But if hunger is yet to strip you of your ego, you can forget about this business and keep hoping for Manner to fall.

Start from somewhere, no matter how little or degrading.

You don't need to look for menial jobs, when you can start a petty business with just #500.

I don't give people fish, I teach them how to fish.

Shalom.

All I see is a dirty looking individual with a hoodie that have seen better days.

Kingosytex:
Did you involve this honourable house when you pulled down her pants and inserted your d.ick?

Answer me honestly, did you involve this house when she was moaning under the intense pleasure you made her feel?

Oga, carry your cross alone.

Between, I love your sig.

After a thorough analysis of the year 2020, I was able to come up with this projections!

1. Davido is likely to die in the year 2021, and the circumstances will be evident to the masses.

2. A great awakening will happen in 2021, forcing almost 95% of humanity to see the sham for what it is - religion.

3. America is going to witness the worse year in the history of its existence. The so-called Savior Joe Biden was nothing but a colossal failure.

4. Trump wouldn't stop tweeting. His addiction is going to cause a riffle in his own life, that it will cause a buzz in the media.

5. Nigeria will witness the first case of the new Covid-19 variant, causing the FG to issue another lockdown.

6. Another lockdown, worldwide, as the new vaccine became ineffective against the new spreading variant.

7. Neuralink, for the first time, merges a human with a computer, opening a world of new possibilities with Elon Musk as the captain.

8. Suicide rate will triple, compared to the one witnessed in 2018, which documented over 48,344 cases.


9. There will be a significant improvement in the music industry, as they spew out meaningful lyrics after spending months alone on lockdown.

10. Internet fraud keeps surging, topping its worth with billions of USA dollars.

Do you want to know more?

What about the Nostradamus prophecy of 2021? And this is a man whose record of predicting the future is so freaking accurate.

Here is an excerpt:

In his writings, he mentions, “Few young people: half-dead to give a start.” This can only mean one thing, according to Yearly-Horoscope: a zombie apocalypse.

“Fathers and mothers dead of infinite sorrows / Women in mourning, the pestilent she−monster: / The Great One to be no more, all the world to end,” the philosopher went on, ominously.

Those who will survive the year 2021 and those who established a reliable internet business that earns them money.

If not, I can only hope you've saved enough.

Happy New Year in advance!

hellohgy:
What you said was you will get him a chicken or more if he answered you the question you asked.


He answered the question now you are saying the information you gave is worth more than gold.


lmaoo...

Get the man a chicken as promised.

It wasn't what I was expecting. I expected something worth coming to NL for.

I'd rather feed those who don't even have Garri, than buy a chicken for a grown man so he can give his mother.

This man is broke, and he needs to be open to his mother about his broke status and stop looking to meet expectations from begging.

Michaeltruth:
Thanks for your interest.

1. I work as private school teacher.

2. Why broke? My proprietor doesn't PAY monthly. He pays according to the the resumption date. And based on that we were only paid for two months, last one in November. Also, we don't receive any money for holiday.
3. She did not demand it from me. She spent what she had saved up when I fell sick. She only asked me if I could do anything. She did not when I told I had no money. It was the sadness in her eyes that prompted my action. It pains me because I feel I have disappointed her again.

Private school teacher?

Please look for another job, or start a business. You're merely wasting your life and time with such a pathetic job.

I'm sure they pay crumbs, while you toil away your youth from morning till afternoon.

I'd rather go and mix cement in a block industry, than be a private school teacher. I'll even make x3 of what you make in three months within a month.

This information I just gave you is worth more than Gold.

You're crying for chicken, but some families don't even have Garri to drink this Xmas.

Please quit that job, and get out from your comfort zone. Shalom!

Kazmelt:
My account of course, that's why I'm surprised she is telling us to return she even threatened using the police but I stood my ground because she collected the first one without stress but this second one was when I realized from the people have asked that it's our money, but she is still disturbing tho

I would suggest you report this to the police and have her arrested ASAP.

She will even vomit the previous one she took. Why can't you Nigerians take action against such demonic employers?

This is why Nigeria is like this. We see thieves and yet, we fail to report.

China or Korea has developed a system now where you can easily report people using your phone.

You don't even need to know the person, for as long as the person has the app and you do too, you can report someone when he or she misbehave.

It wouldn't cost you more than #2000 to report her, or do you want to lose your job because you disobeyed her?

Get the law involved! After all the brouhaha, she can't sack you. If she does, you still have another right to sue her.

Trust me; the court will demand she settle you with some amount of money as a benefit. It often ranges from 200k to over 50 million, depending on how you argued your case.

Are you working or doing anything to make money? If no, then why would your mother expect to get cash from you?

Isn't that an indirect way of saying, go and steal my son?

If you're indeed working and earning some money, why are you broke to the extent of not being able to afford a #5000 chicken?

When you answer my question with all honesty, you'll get yourself a chicken, even more.

He's a psychopath, sociopath, or perhaps doesn't have the emphatic trait in him. You have seen a huge red sign; run now that you have the chance.

If you go ahead because he's rich, it will be your funeral.