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fati2001:
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because of the little words that why you write up ur hogwash novel?


continue dissing urself.

You've been masturbating on my thread for hours now. Guilty conscience?

Another format by yahoo boys is to cook fake stories so that NLders will pm them, asking for formats. From there, they scam. Be careful!

Look at the image and tell me who first comes to mind.

You should know her, she's very sho

Both the mod that pushed this on FP and the poster needs flogging..

Isn't that the Grinch?

thinkmoney:
Please dear righteousness, will you say tomorrow, for your Christmas message, expound to us how America, the modern state of Israel and Trump is a nation and people backed by God?

What a sheep! Hmmm

Effulgent:
No mind them, but I'm not sure facebook can win this fight

it will also affect a lot of small businesses

It will affect Facebook' revenue, no doubt. But trust me, only a few businesses will be affected, since there are numerous alternative to advertise.

As an advertiser, Facebook is so unfair to its advertisers. The so called giant company once billed me #50 for per like.

Imagine! Instead of social media marketing, I prefer referral program.

kingxsamz:
...
someone just came back to his senses.
The hard truth is none of them ever works.
That's why churches are thriving, but most of the people going to these churches never seem to have their problems solved.
The traditional method is even worse as some of its requirements is human sacrifice.
But none of it ever works.
I'd say this is a huge step in your life as you've finally come back to reality, now you can tackle problems, the real way.
Watch people who have huge problems in their lives come here to preach to you about coming to their church for a miracle.

People still think Magic is real at this age? The only magic I know is technology, and it's very easy to understand if you put interest.

But people would rather invest enormously in things they neither know nor understand.

Black magic indeed!

I still don't get it; is she epileptic?

Cubana05:
That's a good one

You don't sound smart, probably the reason you're still broke.

If you gain access to a celebrity's social handle, it's almost synonymous to hacking a bank account.

From his inbox, you can pull some rich contacts that you can manipulate and cash out.

You can find some information which you can use to blackmail the celebrity for money.

If you're not educated and wise, you wouldn't succeed in the scamming business.

Even though I don't support such means, I still give them respect cause it takes wisdom to scam.

It takes smartest!

FirstSon01:
sorry to say I see it as stupidity.
the girl knows clearly that the guy doesn't like her cause a guy that really loves his woman will never hit her when provoked rather he will leave there and go somewhere else to cool off.

some even cut off people that tell them to leave their boyfriends that beat them claiming that those people are just jealous of them like wtf

Lol.. You haven't heard of fish brain before? About 95% of the female gender have it.

An insecure evening newspaper seeking for validation on a faceless forum.

Hope you have a therapist? You will need their services once in a while to remain sane.

Happy xmas!

Hard to believe

This deserves FP, not these nonsenses I keep seeing.

Unpatriotic2:
You better listen to the words of wisdom... don't take everything as a joke.

What he said was wisdom. One day you'll think you have seven seeds, not knowing it's 6.

That's how your life will finally become worse than it's already is.

Abstinence remains the best.. If you can't, get married.

I don't believe in those shits anyway, but telling you that your supposed protection can disappoint you.

Understand that there are some humans whose intellect is nothing but meager.

They look like humans doesn't mean they have the intelligence that placed us on top the food chain.

Just overlook, or change environment.

RedPanthar:
Continue deceiving yourself. You can deceive gullible people but not me.


You're the breed of men that are so overly possessive you don't want your wife to be around anyone of influence especially her family besides you.


YOU COVERTLY HATE YOUR WIVE'S FAMILY AND SADLY YOU'RE NOT DISCREET ENOUGH TO HIDE THE DUSGUST. YOU CAN'T STAND THEM TO TOLERATE THEM LET ALONE TO EMBRACE THEM AS YOUR OWN.

I PRAY YOU KNOW THE FUTURE AND CAN SEE IF YOUR KIDS WILL NEVER NEED THEIR HELP FOREVER THAT WAY I CAN ASSURE YOU TO CONTINUE WITH YOUR ANTICS. UNTIL THEN, TRED SOFTLY.

There are a specie of men that hate it when a woman's family or friends is around her. And use all sorts of antics to act victimised.

Only God will deliver you from you and teach you different ways of doing things. Your children would grow up too and become adults, should brothers not visit sisters and vice versa. When it's time to shine with opportunity some men act coy.


7k will enough rice and small meat to entertain your guests for the short duration they will be around.


Be Christ-like, Christ-mas is about sharing not only about eating rice.


Stop deceiving people in the time being. You know it's hatred you have for her being around her family and not about money




Should anything happen to you tomorrow, those are the ones that would stand for her, your kids and even you. And it's how you draw them close with what you have now that will make them endear to you should the chips fall down on your end however plenty your tiny peanuts maybe as of the moment.


You will know them ladies. They are the kinds that assume thier wives fell from heaven. Once they get married to them they don't want their wives to be around anybody, friends or family.



There's also female versions. These women marry them give them the entire world. They will never be with you or love you atall and will only stick around cause of favors they get in the marriage. They won't give happiness and after a few years leave you down the line.


It's a personality-complex. Open your eyes to find these kinds out to do the needful.

You typed an enormous epistle without making an atom of sense.

I should blame ASUU, not you, cause it's obvious they didn't teach you comprehension in school.

I don't even know who has more fish brain, you or the idiotic wife that have no understanding of her husband's financial capabilities.

Op, I think you married the wrong woman. An understanding woman is supposed to know the capabilities of her husband, and seek ways to make the load easier.

No matter how much she love her siblings, she should have turned down the request, especially since you're broke to the point of borrowing.

That's why they are called HELPER. If your wife is not helping you, please divorce.

But if you wish, you can continue wallowing in bitterness and anger till you die.

As for the siblings, do not blame them. As far as they know, they came to spend xmas with their sister.

Your wife, on the other hand, is trying to claim big woman that she isn't.

I'm sure if more of her village people apply to come, she will even give them assurance that food is in excess.

Women!

jaxxy:
The white man told u there is a moon and sun and 9 planets and u are on earth and u believed him. Now he told u those nails where possibly from the crucifixion of Jesus and u become a doubting Thomas?



Whether those are the actual nails or not they are pieces of historical information/evidence to connect the dots to the truth.

You just spew hogwash without even realizing it.

There are scientists, and there are religious bigots.

Although both can be white, but they have different ideologies and methods of validation.

What you'll find in that scene are Catholic archeologists with findings that can be refuted by a 6yrs old.

Science deals with facts, not faith! Know the difference!

obiekunie2:
Damn!

humans are evil!



some will still steal some of the body parts to eat as they did to those policemen killed and burnt during endsars protest!

you see how that one is checking out the skull - next he will abduct it.


see girls are even there! and they are all happily inhaling the smoke of the burn body - call them cannibals and they will abuse you and deny it!



in my next life i will definitely not come this jungle called africa!


Tufiakwa!

It seems you studied and practiced cannibalism. You know so much about the subject.

"Keep the mind of a man caged for long, and he will remain caged even when finally out of the cage" - Henry Ibeleme



The only time crime will reduce, terrorism will end, and development set in is when education is a priority.

If there are people today who still believe 72 virgins await them in heaven, to the extent of bombing themselves, it shows how miserable the educational system is.

No educated, mentally stable individual who reasons in a logical way will do such idiotic act.

The one way you can tame a savage animal is through education. When you fail to do this, he's bound to cause chaos.

In politics, these chaos is needed, to divert attention and launder money in broad day light.

They don't want the youths going back to school, cause it's not good news for them.

They will keep delaying it, for as long as possible until they can't anymore. It's a shame!

Obijulius:
Hahahahah!

See some kids arguing about this up there.

This is code speak going on there guys! He would surely know how to get his laptop in a civilised society like Ghana’s.

This one de use Social Media pass coded messages and only the few wise would understand - look at this time he sent the message. The Key.

Also note how the responses mentioned phones, tomatoes, orders, range, water, onions,etc. Totally unrelated stuff! Make una fear God o!

May The Eye On The Hill Guide You!

You will make a good conspiracy theorist; why not pursue such a career?

Should we lock down the country again?

I'

Amotolongbo:
Good

Our local ammunitions will go a long way in fighting insecurity and bandit menace in our nation.

Imagine “magun” (thunderbolt) which is a local ammunition is placed on the chibok and dapchi girls, all the abductors raping them would have been killed by now. We won’t have to clamor for “Bring Back Our Girls”, cos our girls would have come home by themselves.

Another scenario, Imagine all boarding school students in the north having “Afeeri” (invisible/disappearing charm), a local weapon, when the bandits or Boko Haram visiting their schools, they will all just disappear and no student will be kidnapped

I'm in love with how your brain works.

Quite fascinating of your specie.

If you're an avatar, it will be a 10/10 for me

Babaplato:
Confirmed Oshogbo weed

I don't do Nigerian weed. I prefer a special kind of strain, which can only be delivered to me from Australia.

Nigerians are smoking grass in the name of weed.

In verandah, typing with a chilled coke. My addiction to coke.

Warning! Don't read, it's too long!

At the age of 26, I have a standard fast food that yields over $400,000 in profits on a monthly basis.

When there is a boom, especially during holiday periods, we often make more than $100,000 in our pizza department.

My photoshoot studio alone makes $150,000 monthly, and that's because I employed professional photographers and editors who know their craft.

We don't charge cheap, but they keep coming.

I trashed down my father's house and built him a mason. Till today, he doesn't demean me in any way.

You know how a father and son relationship can be, especially if the latter is old enough to be independent but isn't.

I could only imagine the insult and disgusting stare cause I never get to experience that.

Placing an LG GX 65 inch Class with Gallery Design 4K Smart OLED TV in his sitting doom has humbled him.

There was a way he does talk to me before; now, it has changed.

Imagine how a tone can change overnight!

I wanted to relocate to Lagos, but the noise and traffic discouraged me. I was like, what the heck? Why not try a cozy and developed place like Abuja?

Without wasting time, I get a real estate agent and told him my plans to purchase a house in a developed area in Abuja.

He told me it would be expensive; I chuckled. He was talking to a young lad who has more than $50,000,000 in his name.

I'll need to get to my accountant later to give you the exact amount of my worth, if that's important.

I have some investment in the UK, tiny house communities, offering a home to people who wants to go off-grid, to be independent and self-sustainable.

This is where my investment goes the most, on solar panels cause that's what makes tiny houses attractive.

Since you're not on the grid, there is a need for an alternate source of energy - solar.

I partnered with a solar panel company I found on Google, and they promised to give me crazy discounts if I met specific numbers.

One skill of mine that I cherish so much is digital marketing. With this power, you can sell even dirty without struggling.

In my business alone, I invest over $100,000 monthly on digital marketing, and the ROI is astonishing.

I did what I know how to did best, and this Chinese company was stunned. In the end, I was walking away with over half a million.

Even though I write, I don't limit my skills. I had to advance, just as we often do to our characters in video games.

I started learning JavaScript, Python and HTML. The main aim was to be able to master how to design professional business websites. That's all.

Along my struggles, I found an incredible drag and drop builder. I don't even need to know any code. Bad business for web developers if you ask me.

I have a special crafted email I send out to foreign websites online, giving them a detailed report of their website, and how I can improve it so they can make better sales.

I don't do cheap things. All thanks to my compulsive disorder that always compels me to get everything right, I ensure that every word in that email counted.

When you have a skill, and know how to marker that skill, you have no excuse why you're not a millionaire yet.

I'm a freelance writer. And sometimes, I see some freelance writers here make crumbs with joy.

How dare someone pay your #2 per word?

Are they crazy?

As a freelancer, I was making over $500 on a 1000 words article. And they are usually listicles, which are easy to write.

When my real estate agent told me the house in Abuja will be expensive.

I told him I'd to pay whatever amount it will cost. I wanted scenery and a quiet environment, with lots of trees and green.

He made it happen,

How I rose to wealth is a straight line. Not complicated.

I also remember ordering cheap products and delivering them to people in my locality through courier services.

They receive their products to their doorstep in less than 30mins. They don't mind paying #1000 extra for delivery.

I was ordering products of $0.50 from unknown e-commerce websites and selling as cheap as #30,000 here in Nigeria, and they will still walk away feeling pity for me.

They felt they cheated me

Do you know the intriguing aspect? These same products are also sold incredibly costly in my area, which made mine insanely cheaper.

I run Facebook ads, and immediately the orders start to roll in.

Once people see a cheap but good looking tablet, with a price tag of #20,000, who dare skip that ad?

And they even disturbed the most, calling and asking to meet me in person, even after telling them that we have a delivery man.

Perhaps they were scared of being scammed... But it was real.

We never ran out of customers, yes we, cause I have employed many great minds. Without them, I'll be utterly exhausted.

But yes, I went through the sleepless nights, and now I have more than $50,000,000 in my name. Excluding the house I've bought, a fleet of cars, and businesses that are doing quite fine.

I'm also married to an angelic being, whom without, I feel incomplete. Her smiles and warm breast always console me when overwhelmed with what I've accomplished.

I have a boy and a girl, and I want another boy, then finally call it to quit. But she's saying she needs another girl.

What would you suggest I do?

I smoke too... And what I smoke is not this grass that's sold in Nigeria. No Nigerian weed has ever high me before.

But when I discovered one Australia weed shop online, my life change forever. The next crazy thing I want to try is DMT, and I heard it's almost like an out of body experience.

I'm at a point in life where I feel I can do anything without any restriction. Money can open a lot of doors, and indeed it can.

I once said I'll love to make connections with politicians; perhaps I can loot like them, lol. Sorry for being too honest.

And yes, I did a little shady something, but I wouldn't call it a shady since I BEGGED him for money, and he sent it without hesitation.

The biggest challenge of every aspiring business person or entrepreneur is often startup capital.

And for individuals in less developed countries with no access to ordinary electricity, then it's saddening what the future will be.

It was an American friend, and I met him on social media, and he seemed very interested in me.

Trust me; I have a sculpted body that I never stop taking shots of and posting on Instagram. Call me an exhibitionist if you wish, I'm young and love taking shots of myself.

But I don't post them on my public profile, but rather on dating sites. I take insanely good care if my body, cause I know how I appear determines people's response.

Where I am today is made possible because of people like myself, and Influencing them, even through appearance is something you should master.

You're poor doesn't mean you need to look poor. Get a hair cut dude.

I cried to this American friend of mine and told him how I am dying of depression and I might soon do something stupid.

And frankly, I was indeed battling through intense depression. Imagine living with less than #200 in your bank account.

What about hunger? Even when you decide to sleep all day and forget your worries about money, hunger will still tell you that's impossible,

That's even the worse part. That's what gets you up to start hustling, and it was indeed hunger that led me to start begging my American friend.

Surprisingly, he asked for my details, and I sent even the bank address, email address, and swift code.

We started having issues with transferring cause almost some financial agencies have back listed Nigeria due to yahoo boy.

I remembered him about yahoo boys, and how they have tarnished the image of Nigeria. I also plead with him not to allow me suffer their sins.

He told me that he's frustrated, I had to implore some psychological tricks up my sleeve, telling him how dead I am, and how he's the only being in the universe who could help me.

To further convince him, I told him I'd forever be indebted to him, and no matter what I do, the debt can never be repaid.

Big promise huh?

But I know him, how sensitive and kind he is, and how he would never allow such a creature to suffer, when he has over $500,000 in his account, so I guess.

When I got credited, I started battling with my bank, cause they suspected I was into fraud. I have a dollar account with them, with I opened some years back due to Google Adsense.

That was when I learned that the money he sent was $50,000.

Imagine what that is if converted to naira.

It literally financed my dream.

All years, I've been drawing my business plan, over and over again. But no finance to kick off, but now look at this...

No matter how great your dream or idea is, you can never make headway without finance. By whatever means, get that finance and become the wealthy individual you were meant to be

Make it a mission, a do or die adventure. It's funny how we play adventure games with bravery, but in real life we'er scared likes the lowest upgraded character we'll all hate to play with.

C'mon, don't die a boring life. This is the only life you've got. Do whatever it takes to get that finance.

I was literally into every opportunity, putting my hands here and there, and most importantly my marketing skills connected me to well paying clients.

As I psychologist, I also envision my target, which is a wealth business man who is looking for a well designed business website.

Individuals like these don't mind paying $5,000, for as long as you have an incredible portfolio and positive reviews.

Do you know my only shortcoming in this vast universe? It's my height, 5'9; I wish I were 6'4, at least. But well, we can't have everything, can we?

I have crazy interest in AI, and I recently got licensed to use GPT-3. You know what that means?

You wouldn't if you don't know what this AI can. But when you do your research and come back, you'll know that you're speaking to a potential richest black man.

I intend to developer a lot with this AI, and there will always be a marker ready to devour it. They are there, with their millions looking for a goldmine to invest in.

When I sit outside, savoring the evening wind with my weed in hand, I just can't help but feel successful.

It's an incredible feeling... Now I'm wondering, is this game over? Well, time will tell.

DrAkpa:
You are very dull...
Have u met me before or do u know me in person?

Seems like 90 percent of the daft people in Nigeria are found on Nairaland.

You are a sissy. Get that into your thick skull

DrAkpa:
Stupid gay

Yet he's more successful than a straight sissy like you

kenzysmith:
This him boy WOR WOR die he mama blood too strong nothing WizKid handsomess could do to save the. boy face

And I'm sure you look like an ape... NLders and bad mouth

Funny op

Zzor:
shame shame shame,you can as well watch him kill her because she's in her husband's house.

So now, you feel you need a protection from a man?

1derful!

Goodness34:
Oh God have you forsaken me?

Even to open battery and recharge card charging center I can't because I don't have money.
God please send me my helper
I have never made 10k directly in my account before why?
35k to start my business is a miracle yet to happen hmmmm

What kind of business do you want to open with #35k?

anastasius:
I knew you are gay. You have IH?

You lost me. What's IH?