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1stKing:
lol you? where you find 100k ??


@ OP it's clear that you are here to beg/scam even if you are pregnant.
But unfortunately someone who types exactly the same way you typed has already used this format .look for another FMT my people don wise up

Do you know me?

Darkerberry:
Lol..blunt na blunt anyway u roll ham bro.
And such tolerance break is always needed after sometime on the highland bro.
Stay sharp and safe bro.

You too boss

Darkerberry:
Thanks brotha.. got some big smile for you too.
Dunno how I made that filter tho

Wow.. Looks sleek. I don't even know how to do filter. I just roll it like that lol

My supply just finished, and I want to stay two weeks before ordering.

Lemme call it a tolerance break.

Blessing1142:
you actually need to humiliate me for the world to see before you help?

Humiliate you? In what way? You can send it to me privately. It's merely to confirm that you're real and not scam.

Useless thief... Better return that phone to the owner.

Even if the owner forgot the pattern or pin, there is always an alternative that the real owner can use to unlock.

There is face unlock, there are security questions, and lastly fingerprint.

Return that phone before the police get you, cause if they track the phone, you'll be in a hot soup.

I'm ready to help with at least 100k, and some food stuffs since you complained of hunger.

But I'm skeptical, as there are lots of scammers here on NL.

If only you can confirm the genuineness of your claim by doing what Pious101 asked, then I would send the money asap to your bank account.

Also, send your address so I can waybill the food stuffs.

Thanks.

MukaboxNG:
you can place an order for 2 bottles by calling 09063204011 or chatting us on WhatsApp on +2347063667303 and yea we can do same day delivery to you

Does one need to continue using after seeing result?

For how long does one need to take it? Also, will stopping reverse the result?

Based on the review, it sounds like a magical potion lol.

I would also love to try it, hope you deliver to Abia State, I have a pick up there.

Don't forget my questions please...

Meedon:
Are you saying I'm going mental?

You just said it

If you're not a selfish bastard, you'll have a hard time surviving planet Earth.

Instead of pleasing you, why don't you please me instead?

That's the mindset of the 1% of the 1%. Shalom!

Awesome read. The most important thing is confidence, and knowing how to sell yourself.

I once got a job without a CV or connection.

I just walked in, demanded to see the manager, only for the assistant manager to meet me instead.

I sold myself to him, and his response was: when can you start?

It's normal to be scared, but be brave and go for what you deserve.

Don't end up having Body Dysmorphic Disorder, cause you just ticked all the boxes of a diagnosed patient.

Do you stare in the mirror a lot, or perhaps obsessive with reflective surfaces?

If you think you're handsome, why does validation from people matter? Based on your post, seems you care a lot about what people say.

Also, did you move to a new area? No matter how handsome you are, your old pals or people who already know you must have gotten used to your appearance, even if you're the most handsome man on earth.

If you are lying, does that mean I should add mythomania and pseudologia fantastica to your list of disorders?

Why would you lie? I suspect you're in your early twenties, or perhaps a teen.

I would recommend a therapist. Go to any general hospital around you, and ask for either a psychologist or therapist. Most times, they are even free, or super cheap.

As you take care of your body, don't neglect your mental health.

Good luck!

banio:
You said traditionally the child is his, which I agree with You. Because that's the major profit in a marriage and there won't be need wasting his money on DNA. Instead he should take the child and train him. So the child knows him as his father.

You other opinion of having a baby mama instead of marriage. Do You think traditionally the child from a baby mama is the guy that didn't marry the mother or the child. Because in some customs, that child is the mother's. The baby Daddy only did a free donation.

If you want a baby mama, make it a written contract that the child is yours and yours alone.

As long as you pay her whatever amount she wants, you both will be fine.

starbuck:
Please washing of towels and beddings should be done weekly and not monthly..

That's why I said at least.

You and I know that only a few people wash their towels and beddings lol

Teena18:
No one ever said God had grey beards ....just a product of our imagination because of his "age".
Evolution can't be so diverse and yet precise.... everything or species would have looked similar/the same, this diversity could have only been an unfathomable power.....God!

What's your definition of diverse and precision?

Do you know what evolution even is?

Are you okay?

Why am I even wasting my time? A country that has more churches than school, coupled with ASUU strike.

What do I except?

Smh

1. Wash your towel with hot water and a good detergent. (Wash at least once every month)

2. Wash your bed sheet and pillow cover. (Wash at least once every month)

3. Wash your clothes and never wear a cloth twice unless it's washed.

4. Make it a routine to always wash your face (at least twice a day), then moisturize if you have a dry skin.

5. Eat healthy, lots of fruits and veggies - (Drink more water)

Extra - Get a harmless cream. I always prefer baby creams like Pears.

Any soap can serve, but resist bathing with these soda kind of soaps. Most of them can even cause eczema.

Cheap soap like premier or joy soap can serve. If you have the money, please go for this cream called 'Ashanti'

Don't rub any eczema cream; they do nothing.. The moment you stop them, eczema will still resurface.

Totally useless.

Do the above and allow your skin to fight its battle. Also, give it time. It will get worse before it gets better.

Good luck!

Lordjiggs09:
A handiwork of a Supreme Deity, a God of endless possibilities, Jehovah is your name.

That's the work of evolution, not some mystical grey beard deity living in the clouds.

MONEY247:
Mine is entering the fourth year...!!!

Mine was stolen... If not, I'm sure it would have still been around lol

Celebrities with over a hundred million followers don't even brag to this extent. All for relevance sake!

Darkerberry:
Anything one likes to do is more enjoyable after being stoned.
Have a STONEing weekend boss.

You met me at the right time. Weekend blazing..

Manage this half stick

An adulterous wife will send you to your grave earlier than a bullet from an SKS.

In some traditions, her people will be mandated to pay back every dime you spent marrying her.

Adultery is not something you take lightly, not in Igbo land or Igala.

Get in touch with your people, so they will accompany you to see her people so they can do the necessary things.

Never accept her back, no matter the magnitude of tears and begging. If you give her a chance, she will poison you or probably kill you in your sleep.

Traditionally, the boy is yours. If she's to seek a legal divorce, you'll win custody on the ground that your wife is a hoe, irresponsible, and a bad influence on your son.

My advice to young folks: If you want peace of mind, never marry, get a baby mama instead. There are some good women, they are few and not worth the gamble.

Shalom!

God is also gay, and there is evidence that he has scattered Angel Michael's butthole.

You already have infinix; why not invest that money in stock, treasure bill, or bonds?

Unless you've already done that, in that case, I would advise going for Xiaomi Redmi note 9s. If you handle the device well, there wouldn't be a need to repair it.

I've once used a Tecno phone for two years without any issue, except changing the charging port when it hit the ground from a high stand.

Good luck.

2M can't do anything...

Rich people don't marry because you're beautiful alone, they marry girls who are intelligent and smart.

Most Beautiful girls have only their pussy to offer.

A poor man would rather go for a beautiful coconut head girl, so he can show her off to his entire generation.

They hardly consider intellect or character, which is why they remain in poverty till they die.

I think you're asexual

I would have suspected that maybe, he's been molested by the priest, but since this fellow has always been a failure all his life, then it's probably because he wants more freedom, perhaps to be more useless.

The fact is that your brother is dull; he probably needs an environment where he will have total freedom to do whatever he likes.

You can't live with a priest and behave as you like, as they are very strict with time and responsibility. I have stayed with two priests for a year without any odd experience

They are too kind, highly disciplined, and hardly make out time for fun.

As for those who are already sure that the priest is smashing his butt hole, I have nothing to say to you.

That you know a priest that did such doesn't mean all priests are gays or pedophiles. That someone rejected a pussy to become a priest doesn't mean he's gay. WTF!

It's a damn fallacy to judge an entire profession or group of people because of the action of a few. The same way foreigners see every Nigerian youth as a scammer, do you like it?

Now here you are, committing the same sin. It's time you guys pay priests more respect.

Peace!

Shile981:
...my armpit always smell like a per boiled onions...
you made my night with that line

Same here

It has and will always be, MAN. I don't see a woman there, but a man.

Biologically and religion-wise, the female specie has been placed below man.

Any woman who tries to challenge this law is like Lillith, the biblically Adam's first wife.

This is why feminism is an abomination, a sign of rebellion for man's authority and dominion.

A Man is meant to dominate, and a woman is meant to be submissive or get devoured.

Our forefathers knew this, and they abide by it. But civilization and pop music has made you all sissies.

Man - TOP CHAMPION

Biglittlelois:
The belittling of your kind from a typical black man

Your level of thought process is disgusting, a brain very minute even for a new born.

Here she comes, like the wolf she is. What are you gonna do? Devour me like your kind did to Hitler?

We all know that whatever Hitler did, there was a manipulative hoe stirring his reasoning, whispering words, planting thoughts.

I don't pay your kind attention, you're only reacting to your programmed biological needs.