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femi4:
Answer a fool in his folly and you ll become just like him

Are you saying you're a fool for responding to me?

Martinez39s:
Na banter be that. Don't read emotions and wrong meaning into my post. Chill bro.

Doesn't sound like a banter. Whatever rocks your boat!

Martinez39s:
You should know they are lying to you. You look like a melting wax statue of Christian Benteke, if not a Neymar from Alaba Market or a feminized gay version of Coutinho.

Is this necessary? Now that you've let your frustration out, are you feeling better now?

Shortyy:
Women, I hope y'all are seeing the true color of men? An average Nigerian man is very toxic. Avoid them.

Look at this short lesbian. Because no man will ever ask you out due to your hideous face, your only consolation is now to hate on men.

femi4:
People like you will stop being a monitoring spirit

So depressing your enemies will stop them from monitoring you?

I'm glad you see how stupid you sound!

Wenaxtrade:
Give us a trial

A simple question and you've started failing. Lemme ask again, what's in it for you?

Wenaxtrade:
Hi Nairalanders, we all know how hard the country is these days. As a result, we have been looking for various ways of making money both online and offline. But no one that has a sure way online is ready to help.
It was on this Nairaland when I was looking for how to make money that providence made me meet someone who introduced me to one trading platform where I registered with 1k and made over Two thousand naira on the first day.



The profit is huge and more than 100% and it is made every single night.

The person who introduced me made over Sixty thousand in three weeks.


How do we do it? There is a trading site, there is also a signal group on Telegram or WhatsApp. We receive signals from our leader on what to trade and the amount to stake, every trading session lasts for 3 minutes and trading takes place 24/7 but, we only trade for 1 straight hour in a day. That is 9 PM, but we usually get online at least 30 minutes before trading begins. The signals are too sure as we always win 80% of our trade. You are guaranteed of making profit every night and you can withdraw your money Mondays to Fridays 9AM-5PM. Even if the money means nothing to you, it can at least settle some little bills and get you out of being always broke. If you want to be making between 1000 to 3000 Naira or more every single night. If after registration you don't make any profit from the platform on your first day, I am ready to refund your 1k. Chat with me on 0.9.0.8.3.6.1.1.1.7.8 to know more on how to trade.

What's in it for you?

femi4:
It's necessary, so haters can be depressed

After depressing them, what next?

Hold your head high only when you have your own money, a house, a car, coupled with a consistent flow of income.

You can't be struggling for your next meal and hold your head up high like a single woman.

You can't depend on your boyfriend or parents, live under their roof and still hold your damn head up high like a single woman.

You are nothing but a shame. Shame to yourself, your family, and even to your child. Your child might even deny you to her school mates without your knowledge.

Sorry that this is coming harsh, I apologize.

Once again, you're merely the epitome of failure.

What the Child will be for you will only be bitterness, curse, regrets, and nightmare cause he or she reminds you of the thousands of mistakes, the things you shouldn't have done or should have done.

No matter the number of motivational speakers you listen to, telling you the past is over, it's a blatant lie.

As long as you remember, it will keep haunting you to your grave.

Your redemption comes only when you're rescued by an unusual man blinded with love or when you finally hit the top in your career or business.

That's if you have work anyway.

Thanks for listening to my rambles and views about single mothers. If you are a single woman, I only hope you understand my meaningless rambles, or you can can enraged.

The next question should be, how should single mothers live above their past?

An interesting topic that will forever change your mindset and compel you to materialize your desires.

Another lockdown loading

Confirmedzombie:
I urge Buhari to implement same and cancel xmas celebration now.

Nigerians only take things serious when it has escalated.

I and my family as well as over 20million Nigerians have already suspended xmas celebration.

Over 95% of SE, SS have also cancelled xmas celebration.

With this bold steps taken by majority of Nigerians, total lockdown should be imposed effect from monday 21st December.

Lazy idiot. You're obviously wasted and wants to waste more of your life sleeping.

For what purpose? Just to troll on NL all day?

Dude, get a life!

Pochettino:
Hahaha. It has gone from gay to gay ally to cover up its mental illness. Oga you are gay. All your comments defend gays. You speak glowingly about gayness. You also know a lot about faggotry from your epistles. Own up & stop being a coward.


By the way, human rights is different from gay rights. Gays cannot be classified as humans.

If you are truly vested in faggotry as you claim, start a gay rights movement in Nigeria. Otherwise, shut up.

Everyone knows that you're a closeted gay. Being homophobic doesn't help in hiding it.

I repeat, get help.

Pochettino:
Being married doesn't guarantee you being straight. As a matter of fact, most gays like you tend to rush into marriage to deflect your true nature from public attention.

Cowards.

Like I said earlier, if you are so serious about your homo movement, get visual. Otherwise, you are just another introverted gay product of child molestation.

I'm a gay ally, and I belong to a lot of human right organizations here in Nigeria. One of them is TIERs.

As a psychologist, I offer my services free of charge to the lgbtq community, not gays alone.

You're right.. A lot of closeted gays like you have ended up married, and have grown to be homophobes despite being one.

How do you even live? I can only imagine the pretense and facade you have to put on every day.

Isn't that exhausting?

Please, seek for a therapist.

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Pochettino:
Wow. Seems to be a lot of gays on this forum.
It even wants me to identify as one of them, that's how desperate it has become.

Sorry to disappoint you sissy, I will forever love pussies and I find it repulsive to see a man in the embrace of another man.

If you are so bold with your biological disability, attach a face to your cause & come out in the open to advocate for it or keep your cowardly fingers idle.

In the meantime, see a psychiatrist.

First of all, I'm happily married to a beautiful woman.

Secondly, that I support gay right doesn't make me gay. It's a lame deduction!

There are what we call "gay allies", and they are the straightest you'll ever see.

Also, I never in any way say you should become gay or mess around with a man. Nobody is forcing you, so why are you a bigot because of man vs man relationship?

Jealous that they are bold enough to go for what they want?

Maybe it's one of your fantasies

You don't need to tell me about your love for pussy, it goes in length to expose your insecurity.

I'm telling you for a fact that you're a closeted gay battling with internalized homophobia

Only few straight dudes have the time to hate on gays, those that claim to do are often closeted gays like you.

I have met your types severally, and I can only hope you get better.

I would suggest you meet a therapist, perhaps it will help your mental state and allow you to accept what you are.

Good luck.

Pochettino:
With sissies, its not a gender thing.

Gays (like yourself) hate masculinity because you can never have it so you all secretly hate on real men.

So anything to promote femininity & offend masculinity is welcome to you because you hate the fact that you can never be a real man.

Your reasoning is repulsive and fallacious.

There are millions of gay men who are more masculine and manly than the so-called straight guys.

That some gays are girlish doesn't mean every gay is girlish.

Enough with this stereotype that gay men are feminine or sissy, most of them aren't.

Some Nigerian guys you see everyday are gay, but you'll never know cause they even look more manly than the straight dudes themselves.

Most of them even have girlfriends, to further deceive the society. Some even battle with internalized homophobia despite being gay, which is exactly where I think you rank.

A closeted gay battling with internalized homophobia.

Educate yourself and stop embarrassing yourself on a public forum. Being a dumb homophobe is not an excuse to be ignorant.

Dayoebe:

- He keeps a low profile.
- He is an atheist
- He reside in his native town - Sango Ota (despite his wealth)
- I heard he turn down million dollars offer to sell Nairaland
- He is/was computer geek.
- Someone said he created Nairaland using symbian phone (i doubt this]
- Most of those who work under him are from different part of the country and beyond. Example is Lalasticlala who is from Abia state

I've designed a profession looking business website with a phone, so I don't doubt the claim.

Also, I heard he got or bought this script, he didn't code it himself. No wonder he's having a hard time improving the forum, he knows nothing about NL script.

And he seems not to trust programmers, if not he would have hired one.

The feature I'm looking for most is the upvote and downvote button.

It will really make NL to be resourceful again, since top comments are determined by number of votes, not who commented first.

That way, responsible and mature comments can grace the front page; while useless comments stay in the background.

What do you think?

thelinguist:
it is his company, let him do it as he seem fit.. Abi wetin sef?

I doubt if NL is registered as a company. It's just a FORUM and nothing more..

chozzy:

Atiku may not be Nigeria's best ... but he'll be far
better than Buhari.

Nigeria should never experience anything like a
Buhari presidency

Have you not wondered why we keep going from worse to worst?

Trust me; you'll certainly admit that the next president will be worse than Buhari.

That is what happens when the system itself is corrupt.

I'm sorry you're battling with this op. I believe your problem is somewhat mental, and I would advise meeting a therapist or psychologist.

As far as I'm concerned, you are not WELL.

If your mental health is low, it means you're unhealthy and need professional help.

There are many people today suffering from numerous mental disorders and issues, and they keep running from church to church, thinking it's a witch from the village.

Do you smoke or masturbate? If you do, I would advice your stay off for now. Staying away from these mind-altering activities will restore your your vigor and enthusiasm once again.

Once your mental health is on track, making money wouldn't be hard.

For now, your mind is nothing but a room of chaos and rambles. No matter how much NLders send to you, it wouldn't be enough.

Good luck!

It still doesn't change the fact that NL needs an upgrade.

If this dude was business minded, he would have been one of the richest dudes in Africa.

Even if he doesn't want to do it for the money, he should do it for humanity, or perhaps for the name and good he will do.

He was luck to be among the early birds, when only few had access to water, talk of the internet.

He should not let his impact die with him. NL supposed to have gotten a headquarter now, while establishing data centers all around Africa, with shares and board of directors.

Look at Mark for Christ sake! It's only Facebook.com, and I believe Nairaland.com can even achieve more when the right mechanism are in place.

lefulefu:
it is not by dressing alone u know them but the way dey act.I have stayed in benin for some time so when u come across a yahoo boy u would know u with a yahoo boy.For example u would hear one of them yelling to their colleague in loud voice like this...ol! boy! u don hear from that ur maye!! im don send the package!!? ol boy dat maga too dull!...or u see some of them speaking on their phone in funny fake strange accents they call american accent to the other person on the line ..these are give away signs .So yes maybe sometimes u would see someone on dreads and tattoo but that is enough to judge the person as yahoo cos there some upcoming guys in showbiz who do dreads but they not into yahoo.

I'm not doubting the reality of his claims. But the figure was a huge turnoff.

But you're right, it's very easy to spot someone who's into such a business.

Mrshape:
Bro this na people way you day sit down eat with for up to twenty minutes as then the discuss you no fit know watin them day into?
People way you day eat for same place almost every day?
99% is an under statement.
I will prefer to use close to 100%.
Or maybe it is only my area though

You're too dumb!

I was around his house that night that I hang out with my friends. So, I put a call to him telling him I was around his house. He said he would meet me where I was. After the hangout, it was around 10 pm; the guy called me when I was about entering keke to my house, asking me to come over. I had to go to his house instead.

On reaching his house, when I meet him, the first thing I said to him was, "Hope you will not touch me at night"? He smiled.

Look at this h0rny hoe looking for the slightest opportunity to undermine men, forgetting that his father still has two small balls dangling between his legs.

Just because you've started eating banana of all sizes doesn't give you the audacity to talk ill about any man.

If I may ask, what were you doing in the house of a man that is neither your boyfriend or friend at such an odd hour?

The reason you visited him was so he could dig that itchy pussy of yours. That's why you gave him a hint of sex - reverse psychology!

Perhaps the nigga doesn't know how to get hypocritical shy girls like you, which is a craft I always advise men to master.

She's fighting and saying NO doesn't always mean she meant it. In her mind, she's praying for you to fight harder and dominate her.

I can bet my left hairy balls that you didn't slept with any pant.

Unfortunately, this nigga used the wrong approach, and you went home without your pussy getting a scratch.

Out of anger, you have to make this post.

If he had given you all the styles and sucking, I doubt if this post will exist.

This story is either fabricated or highly garnished with falsehood to make it appeal better to the feminist audience.

But like every fabrication and lie, there are always inconsistencies and glaring loopholes. Only a fool will believe this dumb horseshit.

99%? How did you arrive at this statistical conclusion?

What was your mode of data collection used to ascertain this repulsive postulation?

That someone drives a flashy car, wears designer clothes don't make one a Yahoo Boy.

This is the same mindset you fought against when you were supporting #Endsars.

Here you are, committing the same fallacy.

sinkhole:
The way people do not know how to use internet to solve their problem baffles me.
If you do a simple google lens search, the name will pop-up and if you go further on google, the construction details will be revealed to you

Sometimes it's all for the comments and attention... Annoying set of folks.

KingAzubuike:
I still don't know what people see in that fela. He fought against the government fine but his music were just meaningless. He sang alot of beautiful nonsense very meaningless lyrics

When you're known, even your cough can become a music.

Instead of wondering why Fela made it despite his trashy songs, it'd be better if you worry more about your own life.

These fellas are dead and deserve to rest in peace, stop comparing them.

Don't be surprised that this man is an atheist, banking big on people's ignorance and delusion.

Space for sale

Never you make your desperation public, as it does more harm than good.

If you want to marry as quickly as possible, get a job or establish a business if you can.

Not only would this help you make money and look attractive, it also exposes you to potential suitors.

Also, nothing is more attractive to a man than a hustling woman. Stop using the 'I'm a student' to deceive yourself.

Lastly, don't be a stay at home spinster. Once in a while, go out, meet people.

Places you should frequent includes Fast Foods, Church if you're a Christian, parties, wedding, etc.

Get your life in order, and someone will show interest. No man wants a burden, or a liability.

Have a nice day!

The big question is: Why wait a month before she could reveal this incidence?

This is a glaring sign that it's just a matter of time, and that man will dig your wife in ways you've never done.

You either relocate like a coward or wait and see as the event unfolds. I would advise you to be prepared, especially going through her chats when she's asleep.

Don't be surprised; you'll see erotica made evident between your soon to be a wife and this neighbor.

That's if he's not digging her already, and maybe someone caught her, and she's looking for a hook, which is telling you that fabricated poo.

Tread cautiously, and never underestimate!

When you do catch her red-handed, never hesitate to kick the hoe away.

Good luck!