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ecolime:
You called this rubbish Prophecies? You be scammer.

You also say Davido is likely to die? Death wish just to gain followers? Why not pray for him in private if you truly care? You are a wicked soul.

Why not pray for him to live and stop running mouth like a market woman

Richardlove:
Really? Did I hear 10th generation? Lie from the pit of hell. Satanic liar. I know your type. You claime to have street of gold whereas in the real you're just a ghetto child. I fit throw flap for you through this system now for lying about your worth. Well, let me educate you. I'm a freelancer. So, I'm not a complete jobless being. As I'm replying you on the system now my account is getting credited. I only visit Nl after each task. Change that your mindset about employees. Some of them just need additional means of income. Only few need those jobs desperately.

Lol

Richardlove:
Get a good job, Mr. HR.

Lol.. You're the one looking for job

The amount I've made, my 10th generation can't finish it.

I wish you the best!

meobizy:
Everybody has a say in this matter. Lol.

Even people wey never see food chop

joshuaomoyeni07:
How will Trump keep tweeting now that Jack has suspended his account bayi?

Like the prediction stated, it will cause a riffle, which is exactly what you're witnessing.

Richardlove:
HR Godwrites, from your write-up I see an HR that really needs a well pay job. Please get one. For your infomation, I'm not desperate but being official. I called only once and texted once. Even if I'm not an HR, I know this is not desperation.

If only you can read and comprehend!

Telegram234:
Abeg gv me 2 sure odds
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I can, but it will be puzzles, and if you don't understand puzzles, it will be utterly useless.

Richardlove:
I beat you'll do worse if in the same boat. So, you're one of those unconsiderate employers? Your day is coming soon.

It's not being inconsiderate. If you have worked in Human Resources, you'll understand that Human Behavior is the focus.

Desperate fellows are like loopholes in a company, cause they can be used by anyone, body or organisation provided money is involved.

Employment is not always come and work, we need employees who can't be bought, and someone who's broke and desperately in need of a job is a bad call for us.

Cause they can easily be swayed by money and greed as they climb the corporate ladder.

Which in almost all cases, bring the company down. Imagine when an employee share vital company information to a competitor for pennis.

In recruitment, we don't implore emotions. We don't care if you're suffering, dying, or depressed.

If you're depressed we do recommend some agencies that can help you. But overall, we don't employ if we find you unfit, no matter your conditions.

That's why it's a business and not a charity or poverty alleviation program.

I hope you understand better now.

thebosstrevor1:
I understand decentralization but you still need money for the system to work.

Do you even have sense?

Why not keep shut for what you don't know about?

You sound so dumb.

branhampaul:
I disagree with your list for several reasons which I have written below.

FIRSTLY, the English language as it is, is not a prescriptive language, but rather it is DESCRIPTIVE - in usage and essence. In simple terms, this means that English dictionaries reflect the way the language or words are used and not the other way (telling users how to use a language as if it is mechanical).

The way a language or word is currently being used is what is taught in schools and stored in dictionaries. Such is the beauty of English. English is not a mechanical language or a language with serious penalties for new usages.

Nevertheless the above, I accept that there are few rules, simple, to aid comprehension when speaking English, and these rules are usually related to concords; hardly are they adjectives or nouns.

If a particular region starts the use of a particular word (especially an adjective) in describing, it is very much welcomed and English language will update itself to reflect such speaking.

For the "barb" word you talked being wrong which Nigerians use daily, it has been taken by English dictionaries to reflect the way Nigerians use it. See the screenshot I attached below.

Further, for the word "trafficator" which you condemned, is obviously in one of the world most popular dictionary (i.e the English Android dictionary). See the further screenshot I attached below to this post.

I hope I have been able to educate.
For emphasis, let me repeat some of the key points I have made:

i. English language is DESCRIPTIVE, not prescriptive. And such is the best way for the language to be and progress, if not it would be static and might die off. Above all, such is its' beauty.

ii. New adjectives are created everyday, so you do not condemn an adjective a particular region or people speaking English have adopted. English should and will update itself to reflect such usages.

That is it.

I prefer to use the word 'dynamic.'

Nice input!

If a bobbling and well educated youth should contest for presidency, an average Nigerian yoot will rather hate and drag him down.

They will prefer to recycle the same old fools that have utterly milked Nigeria, then vote for their fellow yoot.

The problem of Nigeria is Nigerians.

Simple!

GayPontiff:
Yes o they r the cause of your b*stard father stooling and peeing on himself in his irredeemable condition.

Hug the nearest transformer please, you don't count.

GayPontiff:
Seriously, without siding Trump, if they can do this to him, we must prepare for the worst.
We need to start thinking of other reliable app to replace these that think they are the omegas
Their information sensoring is becoming scary, even when it isn't anything close to a threat.

You can't speak against LGBTQ on twitter for instance. Meaning u have no freedom of speech via d app.

Whatsapp is rolling out terms u must agree or can't use their app, it isn't funny anymore.

Trump deserves what he's getting but then it calls for other nations to be careful too.
These apps and their owners are playing god.

Why would you speak against the LGBTQ community?

Are they the cause of your paternal problem?

No healthy organization support hate.

A Nigerian girl bought you a laptop and a moderm?

This is tales by moonlight.

Hold doesn't mean cancellation. I have kept numerous interviews on hold for many reasons.

Calling and texting him was a bad call. I don't know how I'll handle that, but I hope he handles it well for your sake.

That alone could be the reason you might lose the job, it shows desperation and most employers hate desperate fellows.

Number 4 of my predictions for 2021 state and I quote,

"4. Trump wouldn't stop tweeting. His addiction is going to cause a riffle in his own life, that it will cause a buzz in the media."

Just recently, The current president of America, Donald Trump has been permanently banned from Twitter.

But this is nothing compared to what is coming, for I see woes and woes.

I weep for the common man!

2sexycom:
Sim replacement is not available for now. All what you have written is not usable at the moment. It is all network.

It looks like you and the OP are not aware of new developments as it pertains to NIMC/NIN

Do you know how to read and comprehend?

Zealoy:
hi guys my phone was stolen three days ago alongside my business Sim card, but since then I've been unable to do a welcome back for my sim, I was told its unavailable for now pls guys any knowledge on how to go about it cuz am losing a lot of business because of my lost sim

Which network are you using?

Go to their nearest office or agent in your location and request for a sim replacement.

Since you have access to another phone, call your network customer care and instruct them to block the line, that's if welcome back will take longer than expected.

Why I advice doing that is so your number wouldn't be used for any fraudulent act.

If it's linked to your Bank, also contact your bank as soon as possible. If possible, deactivate all your cards.

Your lost your phone, and that means your information is compromised.

If you can logout your Google account from every accounts and phone, do that now and change your passwords.

Boys are not smiling.

Play your part, and everything will be fine.

As for your clients, I believe you have a way of contacting them.

Update them of your new number. Make an update on Facebook, Instagram or your website if you have one

Make a post about it, and update your contact page too.

For now, Nigeria is unstable and I'm not sure when you can successfully do a sim welcome back.

Good luck.

It's been long I saw a lady that made my head turn.

What's going on?

Even on Tinder, I find myself swiping and swiping, and all that keep beseeching me are not but ugly shits with disgusting paints on their faces.

If one doesn't have a puffy fat cheek, she will have a protruding stomach, a third ear, flappy breast, or artificial hair.

They don't even know how to makeup. No symmetry, nor the right shade for their skin

When you come closer, you start running away due to this weird fishy odor.

To crown it all, they are dumb intellectually, and what majority of them can process is sucking di** and getting money.

If you have a beautiful, smart and neat girlfriend, hold her tight. Lots of dirty girls these days!

Tuah!

Whenever a man kneels to give a woman head, he surrounders his powers, authority, and now acknowledges the woman as above him.

Don't be a simp!

Shelumiel:
How does one make such an amount without stooping to the level of fraud?

A better question will be, 'how much does one need to make such amount of money, and how long?'

All you might need to make 37M could be just 2M.

Every heard of land flipping?

I made 100M in 2013 from land flipping alone.

All I invested with was just 10M.

What about real estate?

Building a bungalow is a step in the right direction, and before you know it, you're looking for a money counter.

Investment makes you wealthy.

Igbos use to say 'you use money to chase money'

Discover how much you need to make that amount, the duration, then seek for startup fund.

Good luck.

This is the 2020 Mercedes-Benz S Class, priced at $94,000.

That's over #37,000,000 in naira.

If you're to save #200,000 monthly, you'll need to save for 15 years to get this one car.

Can you even save #50,000 a month?

But some folks are making more than 37M every month doing little to nothing.

Think about it and do something!

The world doesn't always play fair, smartness remains king

Most of you can't even wipe properly after using the toilet.

Why wouldn't your boxers smell?

Whenever you want to clean your bottom, use water and dry with a tissue paper.

Good luck!

Rossintii:
Abeg go and start a productive business and contribute to society, you useless, worthless layabout.

Olodo rabata. Your main problem be say you no get brain.

I love how pained you sound.

Should I direct you to the nearest transformer?

Rossintii:
Come on will you shut up there, useless loafer.

Is it not in this same Nigeria that Innoson is manufacturing thousands of vehicles a year?

Manufacturing and supplying parts for Nigerian Airforce jets?

He started by selling motor spare parts in the market. He had no connections to govt.

Today, he owns the largest black-owned vehicle manufacturing company on Earth, and employs over 6,000 Nigerians in his vehicle plants.

What are YOU doing apart from posting disgruntled rubbish online?

Use your dull brain and contribute to the nation like Innoson, by being productive, instead of looking for whom to blame for your uselessness.

You sound pained, I love it!

owobokiri:
Fake account by an utterly brainwashed Nigerian illiterate who can't tell his right from his left... If you make me the president of this God forsaken country for a single day, one of the first things I will do is to ban the uncontrolled consumption of CNN and Fox news and MSNBC and all those outlets that have destroyed the original African thinking in most of our young ones. Self hate can't develop this space! BTW, the Chinese you guys always mention as good examples, started exactly this way; banning western instruments of mind control! You have to believe in yourself before you can achieve! The noisy ebula that wrote those nonsense is obviously suffering from a very rare case of inferiority complex!

Old cargoes like you are the reason Nigerian will remain in this discombobulated state.

When you see a white sheep in broad daylight, you don't even battle an eyelid to call it a black dog.

If only you spew these ridiculousness with caution, but rather with audacity and authority.

That's the height of delusion, especially when one is convinced to be wise whereas he's the king of fools.

Whether the twitter user is a Nigerian or not, the fact remains that Nigeria is been constantly raped by politicians, without mercy.

Perhaps you're one of the fat dogs milking Nigeria dry, hence your embittered defence.

Nigeria is a failed state, and needs resuscitation. If you think otherwise, you're the problem.

I'm sorry that this stat is high and unbelievable, but about 95% of celebrities do drugs.

If you learn about the pressure, stress and expectations they have to battle everyday, you'll never wish for fame in your life.

With drugs, they can calm their bursting mind and breath for a second.

When they start enjoying the effect too much, abuse and addiction become inevitable.

Everything comes with a price!

Brandonx:
I've said it before let's shut our universities for at least 5 years ASUU members should look for something doing while students should learn a skill or trade.
All this ranting about strike is annoying at least if there's no school there won't be need for strikes.

If you're tired of school, please drop out and stop typing shit on NL.

All these noises because a bag of meat and bones followed her?

All of a sudden, she's no longer on any Nigerian level because Nicki is following her?

If I call this girl fish brain nah, NL will kill me with mention.

It's okay!

Someone I met, a well-known feminist whom many respect so much in my community.

She's a contributor for Forbes, runs an online perfume store and sometimes graces my tv screen with interviews.

My relationship with her was just business, as I needed her influence to push a new product to the market.

She can talk, and her followers are almost worshiping her like a god. She's a narcissist, but almos every girl is.

There are signs that makes one narcissistic, sociopathic, or psychopathic.

Being a master in human psychology, all thanks to my numerous classes on Human Resources Management, I became a pro.

So, I didn't need help knowing how to put her in her place when she messes up.

The only difference here was that she's well placed, and I am too.

I wanted everything to be business. Like, you make a few post about my product on your handle, and I wire you some amount of money.

Simple!

After all, that's what she does for a living. I heard they are called influencers or something.

But she started acting weird, trying to establish dominance when we can just go right into it.

She requested for lunch, and said she will be more comfortable to discuss business over lunch.

Who does that?

Why do they have a physical location if they can't carry out a normal business operation without having lunch.

I declined the offer nicely, and her countenance changed immediately. She didn't even try to hide it.

She suddenly became rude.

I wasn't supposed to be doing this transaction, meeting an agency that is filled with embittered women because of their hate for men.

Right from the receptionist, they acted like Aphawomen, despite having read my profile and know quite well that I can buy off their agency in a matter of phone call.

Here I am now, smoking some weed, trying to decide if I should implore a hostile takeover, or just lay low like I usually do.

Thanks for reading my vent.

Bigggloadofcum:


If Mr Lala see this one na front page straight.

I love snakes a lot. Very fond of them too.

But...

Two years ago I opened the door to my room only to see a long and not so fat snake on the floor close to my bed.

That was the first time in my life I found myself one on one with such creature. I froze.

But I remembered that 13 days before, Ijeoma had promised to deal with me for dumping her after my carnal knowledge of her.

I started saying "I.J (that's what I normally call her). Please forgive me, I can't leave this world now. Please I.J." I stood there for about 8 minutes without being able to move.

To my surprise this creepy creature started moving towards me. I couldn't run, I kept muttering the word Ijeoma, Ijeoma. But the snake just slithered past me and went away.

I never saw Ijeoma again but I strongly believe that was Ijeoma sending a message.

It was a stern warning never to mess with her kind again.(so I thought)

Did I change after that? Hmm! The spirit is always willing but the flesh no send am.

Bravo! Your epistle made me smile

I weak