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This big head of a governor will never cease to embarrass Abia State.

You're a victim of scam. The best you can do is come clean to everyone about what happened. They wouldn't kill you for coming clean, but it will eat you up if you suffer in silent. You need mental support at the moment.

Yellow fever have provided a looting opportunity.

Moneyboyz:
From now on I'm gonna stop watching any movies that has gay scenes (homosexualities), horror (mostly the demonic ones) etc. Enough of Hollywood feeding me shít.

Why do you feel the need to make such a resolution public?

What were your expectations?

You played with the only specie speculated to have spoken with the mythical devil himself?

How dare you underrate her?

She was so kind to you, as many have trained these hoes in high education with hope of marrying them.

Well, they always meet the shock of their life. Who knows, perhaps she's been using you to solve assignments.

You must feel very USED at this moment. Such is life!

Love is an illusion, and selfishness is embedded in our DNA. That's how we've been able to survive this far as a specie.

Use your brain next time, and make sure you've learned your lesson.

lefulefu:
for any man to be crying and begging a woman for sex means the lady does not find him attractive and for him finding it difficult to get down with a woman except when he uses money or any inducement means there must be something unattractive about him.beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder and having pink lips doesnt mean every lady is now running for a man with pink lips .and by the way why would a man be obsessed about having pink lips .dat sounds gayish to me .anyway there is something about op that is making the girl veiwing him as unattractive and he needs to work on that.Crying and begging a woman for sex even puts them off more

The reason she finds him unattractive is because he's a sissy who washes his wife's clothes and beg for sex.

He has lost his worth and dignity as a man in that house.

I also wonder why most men craves for pink lips. I think evolution is not making our male specie more feminine

No man is ugly, but one can be sexually repulsive based on character.

MaxInDHouse:
There are two types of Atheists, the first are those who don't want to live a life of restraint for any reason, they just want absolutely freedom in order not to be under any guidance.
The second are those who want to know why there is suffering and why God has not solve the problems (if truly God exists) once they're able to get convincing answers to their questions they'll become believers as well.
So while the second type of atheists are redeemable, the first set just want absolutely freedom therefore no matter what you say, they'll never reason with you.

An atheist is one who doesn't believe in the existence of God for lack of empirical evidence.

Someone who doesn't believe in the existence of God due to suffering, or perhaps hate toward God isn't regarded as an atheist, but a misotheist instead.

Please be guarded!

Of course, if you have proof of your claims.

Notatribalist:
Pls nairalander i need help.
My dad Union bank account number seems to be hacked by fraudster. Each time we send him money the fraudster withdraws it..Is there anyway we can fix this?

Did your father lose his ATM? Has his banking details been compromised? Visit the bank, Nairaland isn't a bank.

lefulefu:
i doubt if he"s average.he might be super ugly then also has certain characters that puts off the woman.one thing about ladies is that they wont tell u to ur face that they dont find u sexually attractive but would be bringing up reason why they cant get down with u .any guy begging and trying to convince a girl to have sex with him is a fuk up guy.at least if a guy is ugly and has money he can use that to convince the girl to get down with him but when ugly and brokeness join hmm that one will become story for the gods.

No man is ugly. What women find repulsive is sissy and submissive men. When you act as a man, it doesn't matter if you look like a gorilla, you'll always get any woman wet. I laugh when boys of these days think it lies in having pink lips, six packs and chest. Ridiculous!

Emmanueltrin:
damn niggarr! issorit , real niggaar don't smoke CIGAR cause of CANCER problem is BIGGER , than NIGGA but you have to be. CLEVER cause happiness is in the root of my MARIJUANA

Just don't get addicted to it that you have to be stoned always.

[quote author=Ahumanbeing post=96249316][/quote]You got him

Lashist:
Please he should buy arsenal and leave his 2023 foolish dream. Whenever naija start seizing his assets for all his stealing, Naija go seize arsenal and their players join

I've never laughed so hard in a long time. Thanks so much

If they are to reveal what goes behind the camera, you'll know that politics and power struggle exist even in football.

An association where you see some group of players forming cartels, so they can have an advantage against other players.

I don't really know what they benefit from this, or is it the ego of being seen as most powerful? Alpha?

Lions cannot dwell in the same mountain, in peace. Whatever you do in life, you cannot survive without knowledge of human psychology.

When you can read your follow humans like an open channel, only then can you dominate them.

It's an interesting game, but it's not for the feeble mind.

Children! This generation has utterly destroy the dignity of man under the alter of a hoe.

Why would you beg for sex and get rejected each time by your own wife?

Why would she not give you the emotional and mental support expected from a wife to her husband?

I don't know what happened to men of this generation. But a real man doesn't tolerate such breach of contract. Sex is and will remain one of the core roles of the wife.

As long as I paid your bride price, you have no choice but to play your role. When that doesn't happen, divorce becomes inevitable!

Be a man!

Silentgroper:
I never knew homos cared abt being alpha male or a simp. Wow!

Lol... I'm not gay, but I support human rights! I don't need to be gay to be an LGBTQ ally.

Enjoy your day!

Bodyodour:
saying no just like that is not easy nah

Your last message is too simpish. Learn to say NO, even to your fellow guys. That's what makes you a man and accord you respect.

I'm sure you've read a lot of near death experiences or OBEs, thereby helping your mind build a construct of a supposed afterlife.

At the process of death, the brain is known to release DMT, an element that helps the organism to accept death and be at peace. Many patients even claim to have seen loved ones, or watch their life replay before their eyes in a flash.

The mind is incredible, and has sparked my interest in neuroscience. Whatever helps you accept death, our body is ready to help you accept their reality at the moment as your neurons slowly fires its last.

This DMT release works on your supposed beliefs or illusions of an afterlife. But once you're declared clinically dead, you cease to exist - a state of oblivion.

Many people find it hard understanding death. Think of it as before you were born. You had no recollection of what happened before you were born, the same way you wouldn't even know what happens to your body at the moment of death.

You literally cease to exit. It's terrifying, but that's to show that you're merely an organism and you're no different from the chicken you kill every day.

We have refused to accept this reality due to our unhealthy ego. We think too highly of ourselves that we have refused death and build afterlives for ourselves.

You will die, disintegrate and becomes atoms, thereby going back to nature and being one with it. If it gives you any solace, it is being part of the circle of life.

Everything that has breath will die, and cease to exist. Aside from this, we don't know anything else about what happens after death. But we can try to explain it!

thebosstrevor1:
There is no favour that comes from lies

You're simply jealous... Please hustle, and stop making another man's business your own. Going to the extent of making these posts online shows you're jobless and a bully!

thebosstrevor1:
The truth shall come out abd it will be like this.

Emmanuel never graduated with first class or even attended a university.

Anything viral especially on social media can never be trusted.

The heart of man is indeed evil. Whether he graduated with first-class, second class or third class, why have you made it a mission to broadcast his poor performance?

So that he wouldn't receive the favor that's about to be bestowed on him? Have you seen how wicked your heart is? Your kind will remain in poverty till you become friend with poverty itself.

I can't risk my life for that penny. This is like witnessing against a notorious thug. In this case, the thug is Nigeria.

SilverNorGold:
Hahaha, my brother.. See where you reason go.. Women dun too much for Heaven cos of virgins.. Every day, my uncle dey create brand new virgins cos of the demands.. Too high.. 1000 virgins for 1 righteous man.. So you see Earth virgins no go reach.. Cos how many women be virgins? That's why my uncle dey create 1 million virgins daily.. So, Yeah, virgins are guaranteed if you give your life to my uncle and also refer people to him..

This your uncle is a real nigga

SilverNorGold:
It's been there, my brother.. I knew you didn't read all, and it's not your fault, the post is kinda long.. I tried my best to make it as brief as possible by eliminating descriptions so people go try read am. No be everybody get time to dey read long posts when money must be made, so I understand..

Anyway, give your life to my uncle

Hope your uncle can give virgins... It's very important to my soul

SilverNorGold:
My brother, admit your failure and move on.. Few who read understood it.. It's not my fault you didn't notice that Mr Otito, my fictitious uncle, who acted God, is a satirical character and the entire story ridicules certain subjects..

No wonder most Nigerians perform very poorly in Literature in English..

May Mr Otito bless us all..

I probably missed your last paragraph, or perhaps it was added later. Well, now that's sarcasm.

seanwilliam:
no wonder.. empty barrel makes the loudest noise.. you're broke!! One will be wondering you go get 20millions for account judging by the way u talk..

Someone that spends all his time on NL, fighting for Front Page, does he look made to you? That dude is still in his father's house eating mama thank you, including the other guy that goes by alpha whatever. Empty set of barrels!

SilverNorGold:
Lol, my brother, ever heard of the device, Sarcasm? Anyway, enjoy the rest of your night..

God bless us all.

Now I grasp your constant 'you don't understand' plea.

Your epistle is a sarcastic attempt but you did a poor job at that.

Don't blame anyone for misunderstanding but rather, yourself.

Sarcasm is an art, and trust me; only a few can wield its power.

It's okay, now I understand!

SilverNorGold:
My brother, Mr writer, I doubt you read my post. Even if you did, you didn't understand it. Lol.. Please, read again.

Most of the commenters here didn't read before commenting though. Lol.

May God bless us all.

I read your epistle... What is there not to understand? Enlighten me! Or perhaps you didn't even understand your poorly cooked lie. Is this a case of copy and paste? You need to do better!

A cheap attempt by a theist to give his grey hair sky daddy some credit.

Unfortunately, it ended up sounding like a ridiculous, fabricated lie that a kid from a sane clime will feel repulsed by.

I've been in the writing game for years, and I know a cooked and poorly expressed lie when I see one.

First, you were never an atheist, cause atheists aren't led by sentiments, unfounded beliefs, or emotions. If a claim comes without proof, it can as well be dismissed without proof.

And again, that line of yours:

"I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't than live as if there isn't and to die to find out that there is. What about you?"

Is born out of fear, fear of hell. It makes sense cause fear is a formidable tool for the growth and longevity of any religion.

Without this element, I doubt if a religion can survive a decade. So in the end, you believed God exist because you're afraid you might be wrong and as thus, born in hell?

Keep wallowing in your delusion Mr.