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toniblacman:
As much as I knew it existed, I never knew it was happening around me and was ever going to happen to me.
My 2nd year or so in school, I attended this students fellowship, I was never a regular church goer. One Sunday while the service was ongoing, one of the fellowship's executives was getting friendly with me...I mean I should have noticed his friendliness wasn't normal but I it was so non expected and my own mind was preoccupied with the babe I had my eyes on...lol
As distracted as I was, this guy was even more of a distraction. As an executive of the church, while the sermon was on, he was texting on his fone and passing the fone to me to respond to his texts....yet I couldn't even reason what was on niggas mind. In the text, uncle told me he wanted me to see something after service, I didn't normally wait for any other gathering after the grace had been said except I had to talk to somebody and it was usually very brief; like getting a fone number or two from those freaky chics.
As soon as service ended...our man, I wasn't sure of his age but guessed we should be around same started to sweet talk me as we both walked away from the church premises which was another indication that dude was trying to get under my Calvin Klein. He talked me into getting to know his place which of course was very close to the worship centre and of course I must pass through on going to my own lodge. Well, we stopped at his lodge, brother brought a soft drink and a sachet of biscuits. I was beginning to feel like this guy is friendly sha.... As he suggested to know my villa too, I didn't consider it a lousy idea so we left for my villa.
The moment nigga got in after I did....meeehn, bobo just bolt my door and start to dey shut my windows ni sha..! Puzzled me, asked what the idea was, omo! Nigga came really uncomfortably close to me and descended to pull my trousers, drag the tin join boxers, as in, it was a real quick move that I without knowing it got paused for seconds... lol
Meeehn before my recovery, brother already had my pipe in his mouth doing the business. Realizing what was happening to me, rather than been enthusiastic or got mad, I only felt pity for this poor guy, my dicc had even refused to grow in his mouth. I was just there watching him, kept my face impassive, gave him no hint of encouragement. Then I held his head with my left hand and he yielded, gently removed my black machine, dragged up my boxers and trousers. And commanded to get up. I just told him, I am not into it. To ease his embarrassment, I offered to accompany him as he left. We got to the gates and I stopped to tell him, he shouldn't worry, it's going to be between us. And promised to see him next Sunday which was a lie.
That's my experience with a homo...no hating.
Before I graduated, I heard a rumour that this fellow attempted that with some other guys in the church too. I didn't dig, I only got to understand that I was probably not the only prey-to-be.

I don't have issues with gays. But shit, that dude overstepped his boundary. Even if you are gay, is that how it is done? Just rush into the stuff? If it's me, I'll give him a thunderous slap and send him out of my place.

Ilamina:
Just wanted to feel beautiful

There is a difference between feeling beautiful and feeling sexy. The latter was your aim.

Secondly, you were only pissed off because the wrong dudes hit on you.

"Sexy babe, where are you from babe" from a handsome dudes that seem rich is sexy. You will even tell him the background of your ancestors.

But when coming from an ugly dude that looks poor, men suddenly become scum overnight.

Grow up please.

Uniquekriss:
you are snared by d words of your mouth and u get to know what a man is made of when he speaks so for you to come up with such assertion states that u are a testament of that. God can still change u though

Based on your signature, I wasn't expecting a better response. That's how these brainless religious bigot behaves.

Am I surprised? Nope!

Am I disappointed? Not at all.

But please, don't try to dump your experience on me. You might have grown up lacking daddy's love, or perhaps having daddy issues, which is why you've resorted to an imaginary sky daddy.

I'm not the cause of that man. I hope that you get the love that was deprived of you as a kid.

Peace man!

Liposure:
oga how will u handle d pressure

What pressure? The last time I checked, sex is the cheapest thing on planet earth.

If perhaps you mean pressure to get married, that's where baby mama comes in.

They won't disturb when you already have four kids

Toluwashe778:
uncle, it is ur life , do anything u want with it

because some people will not pray well and wait for god to direct them

so after u have chose wrongly u want her to bear good fruits

even u that is afraid, are u good for a husband ?
u that can't take responsibility?
can ur behavior make marriage work?
those are some of the question guys too must answer ....

continue choosing women based on appearance and how good they are on bed..
they won't stop producing bad fruit

some people are happy in their marriage, if u don't see good example please look for one

Baby daddy

My aim was never to shove my opinion down your throat. You had a choice, to either ignore my thread, or contribute without being an arsehole.

I don't remember making claims, that there are no successful marriages. Did I?

I see marriage as fruitless, mainly orchestrated to keep the specie from extinction. I have decided not to follow that norm, that trap.

Instead, I'd rather get a baby mama if I so much want a kid. At least, I can travel the world without having to worry about my partner cheating, or browsing tips on Google to spice up my relationship.

I hope I've been able to reorient your mind. If not, don't quote me again if you're going to spew another horseshit.

Thank you Baby Mama

Bruno3000:
just answer the question biko

I'm 87 years. Satisfied now?

johnkey:
Don't mind the idiot, I'm just 20+x and I've seen so many foolish older men.

We have lots of adult babies roaming the street, with full beards and pot belle. Open their skull and you'll discover that nothing is there.

Uniquekriss:
i guess you were raised in a very toxic environment, probably u never enjoyed growing up with your parents in a peaceful atmosphere so if that's the case, u can turn d tide bro and let your children(if u would ever have) enjoy what you never enjoyed. Plz make a difference

Childishness is when you make hasty conclusions. Not cool! I grew up in a conducive middle-class home. But based on recent trends, it would be stale to compare marriages then to today's marriages. Don't you agree?

landry07:
you guys know nothing about happiness

Educate us

Goalnaldo:
you have succeeded in saying nothing cause at the end you arrived at the same conclusion as him.

Which is?

I no won type wetin dey my mind.. Cause if I do, op you'll hate yourself. You're a mumu boy

TrueLifeStory:
Thank you. I have created the thread under business.

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Mention me if you encounter any problem.

Awesome. I will follow your thread now. Seems interesting.

TrueLifeStory:
Thank you. I will do that now.

Mention me if you encounter any problem.

cassidy1996:
dont ever compare man made with what GOD created, the sun goes down everyday, the 5g is 247

You're one of the most dumbest people I've met this year. Congrats.

Seems you're new to NL.

First of all, you need to find a section for your story. At the homepage or front page, you'll see sections like religion, literature, Romance, etc.

Choose the section you think is appropriate for your story.

Once you have clicked the section you want, look carefully, you'll see a "create a topic" button.

Click.. You will have a space for your title, and body of story.

If the story is good, a moderator would push it on front page..

Good luck.

Cc TrueLifeStory

1x2x3:
This boy is still growing. When you get to a certain age you will come back and delete this nonsense you typed here.

Seems you're speaking from experience

seedorfg:
Why kill yourself lady.

I've been living hungry for a couple of days, begging on nairaland for help, I never see any helper, yet am still optimistic for a better day ahead. Why take the life you can't give.
Life's unfair, but we will scale through. Help me guys, never thought of this in my life.

Find another strategy biko

Not available!

zexy2030:

But I want to ask if u r human, such a spotless beauty that I nearly thought u r an otopia in human flesh...abeg u too pretty. chaiiiiii!!!!!

Snapchat filters. Don't get too carried away

Still available!

InspireWealthB:
Some comments from people will make you wonder if everything is truly alright with them or they're just purposely talking trash.

How can you ask what Aliko Dangote has achieved in his 63 years? I mean, Aliko Dangote of all people?

The man's entrepreneurial life is a full study book for you, your children and your children's children! Generations upon generations!

If his name were to be Warren, Bill or Jeff, I know so many of you that will worship even his footprints on the ground. But since it's "Aliko" joined by "Dangote", you will despise as usual, your very own!

Well, let me not go further than this.

Happy birthday to you sir!

Just wish him well, you mustn't type an epistle to be noticed.

Good morning webmasters.

I recently created a blogging tricks blog and I know a great deal about SEO.

But my problem currently is actually sitting my a$$ down to do keyword research before writing.

I don't know why it's a big deal for me and thus, I need to work with someone experienced whose job would be to supply me rankable keywords weekly.


Take note:

You must have a blog
Be ready to prove that you know your craft
Must have basic SEO tools like SEMrush, KWfinder, etc.

If you're really good, this would be a long term relationship...

DabuIIIT:
PEOPLE PLEASE,LEAVE THESE POOR ANIMALS ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE ARE MORE THAN ENOUGH GOATS,AGO,MALU TO EAT...IF YOU WANNA EAT MEAT, PLEASE CHOP GOAT,COW,AGO MEAT.

LEAVE THESE BUSH ANIMALS TRYING TO SURVIVE ALONE!!!!!!!
BUT YOU CAN CATCH AND EAT SNAKE O, NO PROBLEM SHA

Goat and cow don suffer for your hand

Jeromejnr:
So you dont have prove and you have jumped to conclusion on what happens after death?

Btw, I see you guys using this example of what happened before you were born blabla. How does that in anyway justify your position on the afterlife?

An afterlife is called an After-life. This means life had to begin and end somewhere. So if life had a starting point, how would you be able to speak of a pre existent state?

Thirdly consciousness has baffled scientists for ages, but yet you speak of it as if you have studied it in a test tube. A medical doctor who went on air to speak of his conscious state during brain death (I can give you the link) spoke of an afterlife.

Now how can you confidently fault someone like that when we dont have the tools capable of measuring this concept called consciousness. If he came and spoke to you of his experience, as far as you dont have data on a counter claim, you are In no condition to speak on the matter as if you are an expert.

You use theories and opinions and debate them as facts.

That is not an argument.

Prove it to us bro. Let's see your test tube results.

That book you speak on and abuse, has been right on things such as history, deep space, archeological findings, primordial times before man e.t.c. Yet you speak as if you are smarter than it.

You have been wrong in most of your arguments the bible has been right in many of it claims. And you want us to take your opinion over the bible.

Once again. Show us your test tube results. Afterall you ask us to show you God.

First of all, the burden of proof lies on you who claims there is an afterlife. Prove to me that an afterlife exists, then I would have no choice but to believe.. I'm very open-minded, not dogmatic.

But so far, the only proof you and your lot has is an old aged book and some deluded fellows who had an OBE.

There is no doubt that the human brain and consciousness is a mystery, but that doesn't prove an afterlife bro.

Give me empirical evidence of the existence of an afterlife.

Waiting.

Jeromejnr:
I thought believers of your school of thought were scientific in their discourse.

The question OP asked what happens when you die.

You spurned off into a baseless analogy that does not make sense and has not been proven.

We know based on studies what happens when fire goes out. But even science stops when it goes to what happens after humans die.

So Mr Man, what data do you have to prove that once humans die, that is the end? where is your fact sheet?

You cant be in front of scientists and you are asked that question, then you start spitting analogies of fire in correlation with the human experience.

This is why, Mr. Kindergaten school teacher, I said the analogy does not make sense.

Just show us your fact sheet Mr intellectual.

Now you're talking like the believer I expect to discuss with, not a confused 'wanna be' scientist.

Do I have proof of what happens after death? NO!

Does that mean I should invent fairytales to suit my ego and live in delusion? That would be lame, don't you agree?

You can't prove what happens after death either, and your stance of an afterlife is born by a book written by cave men in the middle east.

Since you can't prove that the afterlife exist, then it doesn't exist until proven. Going by that, we can say the dead goes into a state of oblivion, nothingness.

We can further buttress this thrilling journey by taking a walk down memory lane.

Do you remember anything when you were 1 year old? What about before you were born?

Now, that should give you a peek of what death looks like, oblivion! Your sense of awareness and consciousness goes off like a light bulb in a dark room.

Jeromejnr:
[s]Okay, time to school a supposed intellectual.

I like this.

I see you used Google a lot. Thats good.

Also you assumed that I schooled in Nigeria. (This is also to counter your claim on hasty and absurd conclusion).

Now to your education.

First of all, you can never use an analogy (especially for two distinct matter) in a science conference or journal. We use gathered tested data. Not fairy tale examples.

Secondly, your second claim in the human body following the same route of abrupt oxidation as fire is absurd and a science faux pas.

Why?

1. You cant always tell when a human ceases to exist. Examples would be the difference between clinical death and brain death. In clinical death, chemical processes like you mentioned above ceases including heart beat and blood flow. But many have been resuscitated, and studies have shown that awareness and consciousness continues even during clinical death.

2. Not all human death comes from cessation of chemical processes in the body. An example will be a bullet to the brain which can cause instant death with no time for circulatory disruption to occur.

3. Using ionized gas which is not a living thing for an analogy that has to do with biological death and decay of living things is one of the most uneducated things anyone has said on this forum.

Biological death is far more complex than the cessation of a chemical reaction such as a fire. So it is foolish to use fire as an analogy. Your silly argument is not new. Educate yourself on the below.

"According to Hickman, Roberts, and Larson (1997), any living organism will meet the following seven basic properties of life:
1) Chemical uniqueness. Living systems demonstrate a unique and complex molecular organization.
2) Complexity and hierarchical organization. Living systems demonstrate a unique and complex hierarchical organization.
3) Reproduction. Living systems can reproduce themselves.
4) Possession of a genetic program. A genetic program provides fidelity of inheritance.
5) Metabolism. Living organisms maintain themselves by obtaining nutrients from their environments.
6) Development. All organisms pass through a characteristic life cycle.
7) Environmental reaction. All animals interact with their environment.
Fire is not alive. It does not contain genetically inheritable information, and arguably does not have a complex organization."

Since your fire does not pass the test above, please stop spreading pseudoscience.

Thank you.[/s]

You have spun utterly off the wheel. Shows your comprehension capacity is weak. An average Nigeria will label it, "Off Point"

I identified a similarity between the two causes. That doesn't imply that death in humans has to ALWAYS happen when there is a disruption.

Lemme make it more clear for a kindergarten to understand.

Both cease to exist the moment what causes them to exist halts.

Perhaps I should use a simple factor like Oxygen since both can't exist without it. At least now, your brain doesn't have to spin so much.

When there is a lack in this element, both would extinguish, die, give up, stop existing, whether clinical or otherwise. Do you agree?

Now that is the partial similarity you seek.

Does it fit the argument concerning what happens after death? Absolutely!

What happens to fire when it goes off? It ceases to exist, the same thing that happens to humans when declared dead.

The link between the two is so evident. But your ego is still fighting to prove your wrong right. It's repulsive to be dogmatic bro.

Do you still want to keep dragging this?

Jeromejnr:
Home schooling for yourself abi.

Now google is your enemy because it doesn't favor you.

You have not even said anything. Neither have you countered my argument with any backing data.

All you have been doing is spewing sentiments and emotions. You are just like many of those 5g propandandist.

Empty.

The hasty conclusion is absurd.

My comment on Google is merely to make known that sometimes, you need to understand the workings of a concept and usage, not just the surface definition.

In your definition, you mentioned partial similarity.

Now the question is: where is the partial similarity between fire and human as regards to reaction?

Fire is the abrupt oxidation of an element in the exothermic chemical process of combustion, emitting heat, light, and several reaction products.

The human body follows a similar route in keeping the organism alive. During cellular metabolism, the molecule glucose combines with oxygen reacts to create carbon dioxide and water, as well as ATP, which is a form of energy that the body can use for its functions.

Now, if all of a sudden something disrupts these reaction processes, the element, or organism cease to exist.

When the chemical reaction stops, the fire will become non-existent, the same thing that happens to the human body when it breaths its last. Do you get the similarities now?

To the ultimate question? What happens when we die? Pretty simple! You cease to exist. You delve into a state of oblivion, nothingness, just as you were before you were born.

If you believe that dogs and sheep have no place in the afterlife, what makes you think you're special?

I just calmed down to school you, cause I know the education system of Nigeria is in shambles.

Jeromejnr:
Lol..I have explained what an analogy is somewhere up there.

Please educate yourself.

Except you want me to also expose the fallacy of your own intellect.

There is a difference between scrapping through google, and actually seating down to understand a concept. Based on this response, I would recommend home schooling.

Jeromejnr:
Bros, you are not smart jare.

Stop tryna console yourself. I am sure you have seen the errors of your statement.

I know that even though I never claimed your last statement, you try to force that straw man tactic on me.

Lol..you are empty bro.

P.S For your extra education, there is no biology in fire. So yes, Chemistry is divorced from Biology in that aspect.

Conclusion: Your analogy is unintelligent.

I know you're more intelligent than this, and your problem currently is actually grasping analogy. You seem to be lacking in its usage.

I know it would hurt your ego, but can you please go back and immerse yourself in the understanding of analogy?

Not for this moment, but for another time when you want to counter an intelligent comment. It would save you the embarrassment.

Thank you!

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