₦airaland Forum

IamDora:
My name is Isadora, I've been a silent follower of this wonderful forum since 2020, not until I felt the need to finally create a Profile here today so I would be able to drop comments too.

I discovered Nairaland from a male friend who always post news about them on his WhatsApp Status. So one day, out of curiosity, I decided to search the website on Google, and since then, I became addicted to it.

Hope I'm welcomed here?

I pity you if you are a zombie, old newspaper, feminist and don't have thick skin.

Comrades go roast you alive.

Your only rescue na the simps wey boku for here.

Hope you are ready.

Cook and eat it and rest

Oboyyehh, exactly what my next door neighbour would have done.
That guy no get joy at all.

illicit:
Keep your blood sugar low

Chai! Mine is quite high at the moment.

I heard it's lack of sleep, and too much rum.

Oh God, please epp your son.

I am single, never gambled and have only one account on nairaland.

But that drinking and Smoking part, may the Lord see us through.

Peace!

Chidi2022:
LMAO.....abeg which network you dey use??

There was no justification for the guy I quoted to attack OP in that manner.

pregnantMan:
your name suppose be sixfigurefoolish

Coming from a 'pregnantman' that was definitely Fvckd in the asss with a strapon to become pregnant.

They always think that I am incapable of emotions due to my looks and the way respond.

MadamVanessa:



Very uselesssss story.

when you went inside and discovered that you've mistakenly took your neighbor's pant, what stops you from retuning the pant immediately.

You sniff the pant as much as you can today, you Bleep it too, you place it on your nose and masturbate as much as you can.


You're pervert, and you've been having ulterior motive about the poor girl, so her pant don come enter your hand today, you don rape the pant commot nonsense for body.

just look at what this pot bellied hag is typing.

Spits.

How I end my day.

* 5-9pm, drinking vodka, smoking AZ and Bohem.

* 9-12am, eating a wrap of Semo with 4 meats then surfing the Internet.

*12am, smoke a joint of AZ, pop another wrap of Semo and more meats, blow a stick of Bohem, plug my earphones then crash till 5am.

* 5am, I wake up, blow a stick of Bohem and get set for work.

I don tire for this we obodo naija.

Parmzhelp:
Share it with us please

I'm at work right now. Will do that when I get home.

Come to ilorin and see the level of disappointment we are facing.

They just can't seem to do anything close to the sample you gave them. All they are after is your money.

I saw a set of sofa similar to one below and contracted a carpenter to make the same for me. You need to see the nonsense the idiot made.

I for jejely buy plastic chairs walahi.

waploger:
Can you then assist me? Just 1k please?

just imagine the type of person you are asking for help on nairaland.
Your type are the ones making these small girls think they have a say on this forum. Just look at how she use you do 'see finish'

Your desperation is annoying.

Zonefree:
To cum is a hustle and hustle is per head. As I dey hustle for my cum, it's expected you hustle for yours simultaneously.

Don't hang your cum on my hustle. Must you be parasitic every time?

They always want everything handed over to them free of charge - even cum!

Like a man will handle all their needs financially, emotionally and still expend enough energy just to taste the only thing they have to offer, yet they still want to experience the same pleasure as the man. What exactly then is the benefit of dating to a man?

Women are just too ungrateful and selfish.

Why am I not surprised? Just look at her fellow hoes on the thread defending her.

SMH

Deffjam:
so na fati be this??

Yep!

Hattbricker:
They can change sensor it by changing Flat head = smooth head or something

Oboyyehh, this your suggestion worse O

I easily get bored of people. It scares me to imagine that I will be stuck with a particular person for the rest of my life.

Just imagine getting hooked to a woman like Sapphire, Iyaebe or even Fati.

Chai!

Jeon:
your cry.. dude ur cry..

None of my business.
you can clearly commit suicide if my appearances pissed u.

Be like say na tuwo full that your oblong skull not brain. Better go sit down for one corner and think of how to better your miserable life.

Mad woman

Jeon:
LOLX so funny you screenshot and saved the fugly photo in ur fone. Pls better delete it to avoid ur fone from malfunctioning.

Screenshot it for reference purpose.

Have since deleted it cos I don't wanna die of nightmare. You wey look like a Psycho that can comfortably stab a man in his sleep.

Jeon:
I'm fugly and I know it...
that's why I want that guy in black to accept me [so that my offspring[s] will escape fugliness and to also lick my pussy clean to abolish the odor.]



still ur cry dude, ur cry

we have seen the fugly face. Can we now see the pussy?

Oboyyehh, that op na werey.

Maybe na this kind Lexus he get.

NwaAmaikpe:





Marriage would have been lots of fun if spouses could be leased or bought over.

God knows I've never attended a wedding without wishing to have a taste of the bride neither have I been introduced to any of my friend's wives whom I didn't desire to shag.

Oboyyehh. . .

Let me not say what's on my mind

The issue here is that the men got their potbelly from drinking gulder while the ladies got theirs from abortion.

Like Ubunja will say, "they've turned their wombs into grave yards instead of a life-giving grounds"

iLegendd:
He tried and Jazzy tried more for not picking offence.

You for don use the photo-shoper write book.

Sermwell:
How can a human being be this dull?? Does Buhari make skit?

You may not know it, but as far as you are in Nigeria right now, under Buhari, your life is a skit. You and the two drunk camels that liked your post.

Palema007:
Such people most likely play afternoon matches.

so basically, no UEFA Champions league games since they are mostly played at night?

Vinnie2000:
Hmm, ok. In the wings of an aeroplane! We didn't want to distract d Pilot and passengers!

hmm. . . On top Okada for fuel station during this fuel scarcity.

Man gats cum even under severe situations.