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Nairaland General › Re: Describe Year 2021 In One Word by Gofwane(m): 6:09pm On Dec 31, 2021
Chaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! shocked
Celebrities › Re: Davido Brags As He Reveals The Amount Of Money He Made In 2021 by Gofwane(m): 5:52pm On Dec 31, 2021
Peace081:
Nice one my love ❤
grin Oboyyehh, highness no good Oh!
Romance › Re: NL End Of The Year Get Together by Gofwane(m): 7:07pm On Dec 30, 2021
If you know that you grill dead vultures or sell memory card inside hold-up while claiming to be a musician (if you know, you know) , don't come to this party O!

According to the CIA, enough Nairaland Unknown Gun Men are waiting for you.
Romance › Re: perien by Gofwane(m): 6:58pm On Dec 30, 2021
Lilsameey:
This guy ehn grin grin, I Sha dey see those names, I confuse not until I pronounce Dem before I get.
Flesh and spirit did not reveal this unto you, but the spirit of AZ and other manya did! grin


don't say the names out, due to National Security grin
Romance › Re: perien by Gofwane(m): 6:35pm On Dec 30, 2021
Havesomesense:
Local ashawo dey collect #500 for brothel.
Some of them are on nairaland. E.g, Bihbah, Jiyon, Phatti, Siyophra & Co ( I don't want to mention names for National Security Issues). They collected #250 during Covid-19 lockdown. They even called it PALLIATIVE
Politics › Re: Jigawa Government Approves Death Penalty For Child Rapists by Gofwane(m): 6:24pm On Dec 30, 2021
FalseProphet1:
I see the number of northern men reducing by more than 65% once this law is enforced in all the northern states, I see peace returning to the north cos the majority of their male population have been executed for child rapé,

I see southern males relocating to the north to have their own share of the abundance of women there since all their men are dead. I see southern girls growing old without husbands I the South Eastern parents reducing their bride price due to scarcity of husbands

This I have seen.
grin Oboyyehh, wetin you dey smoke nah. This your cruise na case study O!
Romance › Re: How Can I Help My Nairaland Friend Who Is An meth Addict? by Gofwane(m): 5:56pm On Dec 30, 2021
SmellySperm:
Comrade your weed dealer na better style grin
grin The guy legit die!

Right now, I'm taking a dump, kissing a joint and listening to 'HOT' by young Thug ft. Gunna and Travis Scott. "I can't be sober I got to stay high"

Romance › Re: perien by Gofwane(m): 4:55pm On Dec 30, 2021
SportsHD:
Then why was she in a relationship is she still had PTSD of rape? Sounds like another format to prevent you from hitting.
No mind him. That girl run am street on a kum,kum levels grin if I hear say na PTSD angry
Romance › Re: She Laid Like A Rod During Sex by Gofwane(m): 4:48pm On Dec 30, 2021
MaverickA3:
I'm sure she is sex starved tongue
grin you can easily tell from her DP
Romance › Re: Drmrsfunmi Here Is Bigcowhorn by Gofwane(m): 4:56pm On Dec 29, 2021
dan9ice:
When I saw the drmrs
I taught it was a music progression o grin
grin do ray mi ray so

Chaiii! This music must to win Grammy
Romance › Re: She Laid Like A Rod During Sex by Gofwane(m): 4:47pm On Dec 29, 2021
MaverickA3:
I trust you... grin
grin I've always thought about that girl to be a Psycho. She'll definitely enjoy being chocked while receiving it in the axx.
Romance › Re: How Can I Help My Nairaland Friend Who Is An meth Addict? by Gofwane(m): 4:42pm On Dec 29, 2021
gasparpisciotta:
Craze man grin grin
Oboyyehh, Arizona cruise no be here O grin
Romance › Re: How Can I Help My Nairaland Friend Who Is An meth Addict? by Gofwane(m): 4:19pm On Dec 29, 2021
Fvck him everyday. It will divert his attention from mpurumiri.

I just hope your kuntus is still tight shocked . Cos if not, d guy go knack you still sneak out go take him mpurumiri come back sleep grin
Romance › Re: I Renounce Feminism. I Don't Want To Be A Feminist Anymore by Gofwane(m): 3:56pm On Dec 29, 2021
Dem don chop dis one kpekus japa again grin

Crime › Re: Godbless Uwadiegwu: Nurse Sentenced For Sexually Abusing Patients In US (Photo) by Gofwane(m): 3:49pm On Dec 29, 2021
Solsix:
Village people
They are very real!
They will always device a way to get you once your file land for their table grin
Food › Re: Man Shows Off The Green Fried Rice A Lady Prepared For Xmas (Video) by Gofwane(m): 12:28am On Dec 28, 2021
This one resemble cartoon rice.
Romance › Re: I'll Be Visiting Nigeria Soon. Any Nairalander Interested In Seeing Me? by Gofwane(m): 4:46pm On Dec 27, 2021
Be like say today, na only scammers thread I go dey see grin

I like the drama unfolding here though. It is really revealing the level these scammers are now willing to go just to scam. grin
Health › Re: #SaveChidubem: Police Arrest Tina Ogbonnaya Who Starved Worker's Baby To Death by Gofwane(m): 5:52am On Dec 19, 2021
insidelife22:
some people are just not worthy of living with their fellow humans.



Selfishness,wickedness and Heartlessness at its peak.


pls guys remind me "the future is what
again?"
The future is Sapphire.
Politics › Re: Okene LGA Chairman, Zubair Amoka, Cut People's Dreadlocks In Kogi by Gofwane(m): 9:52am On Dec 18, 2021
Abuse of power might just be one of the reasons unknown gun men are killing people.

One day, this man will end up with a bullet in the head and people will begin to wonder why it happened. Not knowing that he once cut off the dreadlocks of an unknown gun man.

Crime › Re: Obinwanne Okeke To Be Released In 2028 - US Bureau Of Prisons by Gofwane(m): 6:11pm On Dec 16, 2021
Aspire to enquire about what you desire. Oboyyehh, I don manya

Romance › Re: Can I still keep my virginity in this situation? (Pic) by Gofwane(m): 2:37pm On Dec 15, 2021
You need to improve on the way you flow with the beat.
You just dey repeat the same flow and melody pattern as if you're singing Christian hymns.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Acquires Bentley (Photos, Video) by Gofwane(m): 4:31pm On Dec 10, 2021
ChiefSosa:
Na wa o. So I heard Mannabbq is still in nairaland prison, busy eating watery beans. So na inside prison that guy go spend this Christmas?? Chai
I hear people now pay 10 naira each to watch him inside his cage.
:-D damn!

Family › Re: Why Would A Lady Agree To Be A Second Wife? by Gofwane(m): 3:02pm On Nov 24, 2021
Candidlady:
asin eh
ihad always thought it was charm!



he tells you he is married but he wanna make you a second wife. Men get mind sha!
What do you have to say about the lady that agreed to marry the married man.
Romance › Re: Share Your Different Experiences You Had With Different Churches U Have Attended by Gofwane(m): 4:27pm On Oct 24, 2021
MufasaLion:
I can't be sober, I gotta stay high.
That line dey enter my head no be small.

That Gunna guy is goods mehn.

Listened to Yosemite by Travis Scott ft. Gunna?
Romance › Re: Share Your Different Experiences You Had With Different Churches U Have Attended by Gofwane(m): 12:27pm On Oct 24, 2021
MufasaLion:
There's no playlist without Youngthug.
Youngthug ft. Gunna and Travis Scott = HOT

That track, especially the beat is really hot
Romance › Re: What's Your Unforgettable Primary School Experience? This Should Be Fun by Gofwane(m): 12:10pm On Oct 24, 2021
OLDESTWARRIBOY:
primary school I was a good boy

Secondary school..... cool cool
Primary school, I was cute and adorable. But secondary school, Oboyyehh. . .

Business › Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by Gofwane(m): 3:17pm On Oct 14, 2021
Is there no easier way to search for one's name rather than going through the whole list?
Romance › Re: Hey Guys Please I'd Need Litter Help To Spice Up My Relationship. by Gofwane(m): 7:05am On Sep 25, 2021
TarOrfeeek:
Wear good clothes, use good fragrance then go outside to a shop.

Buy pepper, Knorr chicken and curry seasoning.

When she comes pour these things in your mouth and talk to her.
cheesy
Romance › Re: You Are With Your Crush And Meat Is Sset Before U by Gofwane(m): 6:14pm On Sep 24, 2021
8 grin
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Seduced By A Nurse While On Admission At The Hospital? by Gofwane(m): 7:46am On Sep 24, 2021
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