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NobleSeed:
this one way you dey wail so.. belike your own na Wembley stadium already oh

Oboyyehh,
Empty Wembley Stadium

Candidlady:
(Two seeds of plantain) !!!

One of the likeable aspect of you - your dank sense of humour.
I think say na only me notice that statement

Nicepoker:
Where is slawormiir.

e dey for choir stand. You only saw the congregation.

Johnnycastro18:
After digging a borehole for hours, what next do you expect?

. Na to sleep naw. Being a labourer and digging boreholes is not a day's job.

Haha

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Why does this sound so awkward and weird to me..

Cos you are one of the most myopic creatures out there.

Even dogs value bones more than food because they know what they want and value but not the same can be said about your type.

No pun intended

lilvicky68:
Since I have table. She can bring chair

Even if it is plastic chair, let her just bring something to the table.

But trust Nigerian girls, they won't bring even stone

Buhari is the most boring skit maker in the whole wide world. He makes life threatening jokes and think they are funny. Even Hitler funny pass am.

SultanOfPuna:
Soludo is Working

Bhet he just entered yesterday nah.

That Ebele in that picture take style resemble one actress from that Pirates Porn movie

inoki247:
lol you guys are confused arrest someone before you start investigation....

On a lighter note, he was about to japa with no hope of capture once he fled.

HYDEEE:
U na badoo, you don get all the scope. I nor even reason go there.

Oboyyehh those chicks can sabi wear tempting and revealing outfits yet they complain when you stare.

Nigerian girls are the most confused sets of creatures out there.

Ocholu:
We can make it quite exquisite and luxury.

You guys no dey ever learn.

That girl is mentally unstable and you want to make it quite exquisite and luxury with her abi?
Till she stabs you like Chidinma did to Ataga. The mumu man is dead while the psycho of a girl is busy winning beauty pageant in cell.

thesicilian:
Stopped reading at "Twitter user"...

nairaland is the dumping ground of all twitter nonsense.

Sometimes, the werey mods even push those thrash to the front page.

HYDEEE:
But op staring is considered rude, you can look and turn your head away instead of starring like someone that is trying to memorize the map of Nigeria.

Or he can put on dark glasses and conveniently stare to his satisfaction.

Buhari and Tinubu. E get one question I need to ask them both.

seborrhic:
St upid challenge.
South Africa always coming up with archaic mindset.
If not for the Dutch colonialists,South Africa would have been one of the most backward countries in Africa and would be the most racist set of blacks on earth with stone age beliefs and traditions.
I bet they would by now be worshipping Saka Zulu

Saka ko Mummuni

Are you from Ilorin

Iliveforever:
Make she no gree comot the money, highest na 10yrs she go come out begin flex.

Make them charge tinubu, abba kyari, Malami, all the politicians before her..
Nonsense

May her village people open a Salary account for you in her bank.

xeratek:
Child of doom is back!

one of my wereyest nairalander of all time!

Get ready for some ChildofDooming stories.

Some jobs require certain body type and even looks.

Back then when I was in Technical College, my department (Mechanical Engineering) don't admit short people.
In fact, you have to present a medical fitness certificate from a Government Hospital certifying that you are fit before you will be admitted.

chariisGRACE:
Abeg make una wait fes.

I never marry o.

me, I never Fvck tight pvssy for this we obodo naija. I need to experience that pleasure before the world ends.

Jeon:
sorry dude... UR TIME IS WORTHLESS..

I CAN SEE YOU HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM BY REPLYING TO A BUSH GIRL ...

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AND I WILL NEVER.

who even get your time.

You that always behave like a bush girl with Internet access

If I talk my mind now, Ilegendd will use my comment to create a thread

Chai, that's so correct. I'm January 26th and I can relate.

MadamVanessa:



Mine is always bald, as such my clit shows very well

lemme see it.

The picture up there is one of nairaland's popular mod that likes to ban nairalanders. See head like bitter kola.

qekng40:
watch how guys would dominate this thread on 1, 2, 3..

I know you would have also post your own bress picture if they were still standing gidigba.