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Celebrities › Re: Toyin Aimakhu And Her Tailor Put On Blast Over Her New Look [PICS] by Gofwane(m): 7:18pm On Nov 16, 2016

veekid:
for the second pose; she posed like a blind woman waiting for order from her instructor.

She come be like mannequin

she posed like a blind woman waiting for order from her instructor.

She come be like mannequin[/quote] grin

this guy, you wicked gan. Abeg better beg lalasticlala to help you delete this your comment cos if that Toyin of a girl catch you ehn, you go hear nwehh...

Education › Re: Amazing Futuristic Technologies You May Live To See. by Gofwane(m): 10:25am On Nov 15, 2016

Explorers:
6. Clothes - Spray Technology.

A Spanish fashion designer invented the world’s first clothes-spray. You can spray it on the body however you want and you can also remove it, wash it and wear it again.
Clothes-Spray

The spray is made of special fibers that are mixed with polymers to give the fabric elasticity and durability. It was developed by designer Manel Torres and particle engineer Paul Luckham.

The technique will allow designers to create unique garments with unique designs and fitness.

can it also be used to spray agbada?

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Romance › Re: Have You Ever Wanted To Take Back Your Sex From Someone? See Reactions by Gofwane(m): 12:42am On Nov 12, 2016

Yeyegist:
With all these replies, it shows that only few decent gals in Nigeria and virgins ladies don't reach about 500,00. Just too bad!

are you a virgin? Don't lie cos amadioha dey vex right now. Anybody wey mistakenly provoke am go hear nweh...

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Wanted To Take Back Your Sex From Someone? See Reactions by Gofwane(m): 12:40am On Nov 12, 2016

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]I trust my niqqas dem, we are not unfvcking anything… unless the unfvcking process requires another fvcking

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Romance › Re: Advice: I Want To Force A Guy Who Doesn't Love Me To Marry Me( Pictures) by Gofwane(m): 12:29am On Nov 12, 2016

Pheeew...

@ op, this your story is the most fake, 'faker', 'fakest' story i've read on this forum.

Romance › Re: Guys Get In Here: Meet The Isreali Sexiest Lawyer That Had Gone Viral. by Gofwane(m): 11:34pm On Nov 11, 2016

Where my gun? Lemme go and commit offence so that they go arrest me and i will hire her as my lawyer. But unto sharp, bad guy things, all na to get a banging session with her grin

Romance › Re: Cucumber Is Bae, Allesandra Obateru (chidinma Okeke The Second) Flaunts Cucumber by Gofwane(m): 11:18pm On Nov 11, 2016

Chai! That girl go sabi suck preek well, well. That's why i always tell my guys that there isn't any girl out there that is innocent. Don't be deceived by their looks!

Just look at that lady in the picture, she looks innocent- like all those church girls wearing their halleluyah skirt wey dey sweep ground. One might think she doesn't know what a 'pr' or 'pre' is, talkless of 'preek'

but alas human being's preek is too small and only cucumber can fill up all the blank spaces in her toto that is already slack due to excessive stretching beyond the elastic limit caused by the preek she don dey ride tey, tey.... Smh

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Romance › Re: How Can I Move On, It's Obvious My Gf Is Leaving Me by Gofwane(m): 9:20pm On Nov 09, 2016

doctorkush:
your signature! go look for a job, then you have automatically moved on... with time she fades... cheers!

@ op, this is exactly what you need to do. By the time you start working from 8am to 7pm, you will take love off your mind.

*in devil's voice* you can also try smoking and drinking.... follow this advice at your own risk. And i'm not responsible for this advice cos it's the devil that gave it freely to you.

Romance › Re: What Could Be Her Problem??? by Gofwane(m): 9:00pm On Nov 09, 2016

Kai! That your friend na capital montol. So he didn't decode the signal she gave him. For her to tell your friend to pay for a room is enough expo.... What was he thinking? . . . That she requested for the room so that will just sit down inside and be looking at each other while licking ice cream and sipping fanta discussing about one telemundo series? huh

Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Deletes His Post About US Election On Facebook by Gofwane(m): 1:00pm On Nov 09, 2016

All this our end time prophets, those boys playing nairabet are even more accurate than una huh

Romance › Re: Guys, Don't Date A Girl If You Are Jobless. by Gofwane(m): 11:07pm On Nov 08, 2016

Why is it always about 'guys' when it comes to anything related to dating?
So the girls go sit down yakata for chair and leave all the wahala for the guy. Later, they will come out and start running their mouth about how women should be given equal privileges in the society huh

Romance › Re: My Fianceè And I by Gofwane(m): 10:42pm On Nov 08, 2016

. . . . . . Birds of the same feather - they flock together

Congrats, op.

Romance › Re: Why Do Girls React When Asked"are You A Virgin? by Gofwane(m): 10:02pm On Nov 08, 2016

They react because the question reminds them of how far and deep they've gone into the fvcking business Which in turn reminds them of how wide the size of the pvssy is at the moment compared to the days when they were still virgins.

Romance › Re: My GF Just Called Me Her Friend Before Her Male Friend by Gofwane(m): 9:07pm On Nov 08, 2016

amerimex:
U said u were advised here, she gave u occean of tears, propbably in d oda room and u believe her, so what if u re advised again and she comes again this time with a sea of tears and some pinky in d inner room?

no mind the op. È suppose get punny and bress cos è no reason like a man at all ! ! !
Just imagine, the mofo was still referring to the hoe as his girlfriend.

Kai ! ! ! . . . I just dey vex for here wallahi huh

Romance › Re: When You Are Dumped By Your Girlfriend For Being Too Soft... by Gofwane(m): 8:22pm On Nov 08, 2016

Antina:
Its not about being to harsh, a man just need to be a man.

so you ladies know about this? But later you will still come out to shout at men all in the name of FEMINIST

@ op, i've had similar experience in the past. This girl complained about me being to soft with her. Until she went ahead and jam one nigga that nearly vandalise her face. She came back running & crying. I've accepted her back but i have something in mind.

Romance › Re: 17 Sure Signs That Show You've Been Single For Too Long by Gofwane(m): 9:51pm On Nov 07, 2016

I've been single since 2012 after i got to know that the witch of a girlfriend is telling her friends she's single huh

Romance › Re: It Is High Time Some Nigerian Girls Brushed Up Themselves. by Gofwane(m): 2:32pm On Nov 05, 2016

beamie:
I'm one of such friends?.

And I opened a thread all in the name of it.

I'm starting to think you guys even deserve such treatment.

i was not referring to you. It was the lady i quoted when i made that statement.

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Romance › Re: Check Out My Pre-wedding Pictures.... November 26th, 2016 Is The Day by Gofwane(m): 11:55pm On Nov 04, 2016

Another lady don catch this man. So to all other ladies, no parking, no hawking, no waiting

if lalasticlala finish to mole his weed, this thread will surely make it to the promise land. Let's wait and see.

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Romance › Re: A Guy Said I Look Like An Ogbanje, Is It A Good Thing? by Gofwane(m): 11:39pm On Nov 04, 2016

You look worse than an obanje. You look like karashika with your face wey resemble devil nyash

Romance › Re: It Is High Time Some Nigerian Girls Brushed Up Themselves. by Gofwane(m): 11:21pm On Nov 04, 2016

dollyjoy:
Op just say you want attention this night and we would give it to you. Unecesaary bullsh.it

this op is one of such 'friends'. Stop acting all defensive and change your behaviours.

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