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Romance › Re: She Codes??? by Gofwane(m): 7:51pm On Nov 19, 2016
The op is really high on ethanol aka ogogoro. huh
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Removed Her Pregnancy Because Her Friends Told Her To Do So. by Gofwane(m): 7:47pm On Nov 19, 2016
Repeat the same process you followed that led to the pregnancy. Only, this time, tell her to keep it.
Romance › Re: Naruto Fans Only by Gofwane(m): 6:17pm On Nov 19, 2016
SirWere:
between stinkmeaner and Uncle Ruckus, who was more annoyinghuh
i swear, this is a very tough question. Cos both of them are very, very annoying.
Fashion › Re: Miss Africa Pageant Holds In Calabar, As Beauty Queens Arrive by Gofwane(m): 12:25am On Nov 19, 2016
... But some girls are very wicked oh. Despite knowing they are not beautiful enough to win this type of competition, they will still come and stand just to waste people's time huh

Even Aisha wey dey sell ewa and bread for us fine pass all of them. I swear!
Fashion › Re: Miss Africa Pageant Holds In Calabar, As Beauty Queens Arrive by Gofwane(m): 12:20am On Nov 19, 2016
Damfostopper:
apart from the fair one... all oda skinny gals dere are d real definition of ugliness
Especially that one wearing goggles standing beside that sweet yellow sissy. Her head come be like agama lizard abi na wall gecko sef.
Fashion › Re: Miss Africa Pageant Holds In Calabar, As Beauty Queens Arrive by Gofwane(m): 12:12am On Nov 19, 2016
TroubleMaker47:
No offense but u look plastic undecided
oboyyeh you wicked gan!!! But Na true o. I been dey think say na all those doll-baby wey dem dey put in front of boutique. Oyinbo dey call am mannequine grin
Fashion › Re: Miss Africa Pageant Holds In Calabar, As Beauty Queens Arrive by Gofwane(m): 12:02am On Nov 19, 2016
Ha! Where my hoe and cutlass? È be like say cucumber farming na him be d confirm business. See plenty, plenty customers
no wonder i saw one Dangote truck wey d driver remove all the cement dey load inside and abandoned dem 4 road side because è wan load cucumbers inside the truck.
#farming things on point cool
Romance › Re: Naruto Fans Only by Gofwane(m): 11:38pm On Nov 18, 2016
ItsQuinn:
Okay if you say so smiley
lol... I no talk anything o.
Romance › Re: Naruto Fans Only by Gofwane(m): 11:33pm On Nov 18, 2016
ItsQuinn:
Am I pretending? smiley
i think so. By your comment, You seemed a bit reluctant to open the website cos it sounded porn-like.
Romance › Re: Naruto Fans Only by Gofwane(m): 11:14pm On Nov 18, 2016
ItsQuinn:
Hmmm....sounds like a porn site cheesy.....Okay oh! grin
yeah?? Stop pretending! You are a naughty bad girl. Your d.p proves that grin

*in M.I's voice* you're a bad girl, i'm a bad boy, got all night, what we gon do ? cool
Romance › Re: End Time Cucumber by Gofwane(m): 11:07pm On Nov 18, 2016
fullstreets:
Or a cucumbatant.
or cucumbertess grin
Romance › Re: The Truth About Distant Relationships by Gofwane(m): 11:04pm On Nov 18, 2016
Gflat:
After fear, hatred and evil the strongest force of them all is love. The word Love conquers all is not just a saying to make two parties reconcile but it is actually because LOVE is the strongest feeling that can ever fill a man's heart with few seconds.

The love a mother has got for her kids
The love a father feels when he holds his new born child in his arms
The love a lady feels when her cuddles her lover
The love a man feels when he woman gets committed to the relationship.

That minute when you get to spend time with people you really love, nothing else matters because you just hope time goes into loop.

That minute when you feel lonely and you just wish you can take her out and see the smiles on her face?

That minute you are really in need of your lover so you can make sweet love to her/him.

Remember I said love conquers all, but tell me how can love conquer this feelings?

#Thinking out loud
what exactly is the moral or message you are trying to pass across. The topic does not in anyway tally with the write-up. I thought you were going to list out the pros or cons of a distant relationship.
Romance › Re: Naruto Fans Only by Gofwane(m): 10:55pm On Nov 18, 2016
ItsQuinn:
Only few episodes smiley
Boondocks is nice tho smiley
and quite funny. Especially my hommie riley aka young wizzy. Visit adultswim.com if you wish to download more.
Romance › Re: by Gofwane(m): 10:49pm On Nov 18, 2016
Mustiboy:
He works and He's also a prospective musician. He makes noise at night whenever he's rehearsing with his lyrics. I tell him to stop but he won't. I jokingly tell him to stop some things i don't like(I'm not brave to tell him directly and i don't wanna hurt him) but he just won't listen. I tire my brother
*in devil's voice*
just pop some coco or roro with a jumbo-sized weed and see how brave you'll become. Infact you friend will thank you for chasing him out cool
Romance › Re: Omo!! See Wetin This Girl Carry For Back... by Gofwane(m): 10:34pm On Nov 18, 2016
QueenSuccubus:
ayaaay! Since when u become so religious? grin
maybe he's about to live this world. I read somewhere that people who are about to die become very religious.
Romance › Re: Sad Story of love By An Ugly Girl on nairaland by Gofwane(m): 10:26pm On Nov 18, 2016
generalbush:
Asuo also created the Heading??

Sad story of love by an ugly girl?.

Inspirational heading...

That's what I meant...

Well... #peace
mr man, just hang your paw-paw looking head with your tail in between your legs in shame. You were praising the op that he is a great writer, someone pointed out to you that it was a copied work, suddenly you attacked that person with harsh words now you are here typing another thing...

What do you take us for? Just because you drink ogogoro doesn't mean that everyone else does that.
#shalom
Romance › Re: Dating A Stingy Guy by Gofwane(m): 9:59pm On Nov 18, 2016
Laveda:
My dear, stingy people ain't worth it.

Be it male or female, I can't even stand them not to talk of bringing the guy so close to the point of dating.
please define the term 'A STINGY GUY'
Romance › Re: Dating A Stingy Guy by Gofwane(m): 9:56pm On Nov 18, 2016
dollyjoy:
Oga,just shut the fhuck up and go read your books!


What a mentality!
why you dey vex like that?

*singing in Africachina's voice*
if i say 'GOLD'
you say 'DIG'
another man say 'GER'
omo na you sabi grin
Romance › Re: Naruto Fans Only by Gofwane(m): 8:38pm On Nov 18, 2016
ItsQuinn:
Real life is boring undecided tongue
No action undecided
How can you watch an anime with no action, do you want to die of boredom huh
've you watched boondocks before? Though it's an x-rated cartoon.
Romance › Re: I Don't Know I Can't Stop Lookn At A Gal's Lips To Dermine How Her P*ssy Is Like by Gofwane(m): 9:06pm On Nov 17, 2016
Mimido2:
how can u determine a lady's pvssy by d size of her lips?.....Smh.....its not true
where in jos are you?
Romance › Re: Ladies: Have You Played Hard To Get And Later Regretted It? by Gofwane(m): 8:41pm On Nov 17, 2016
All this Nairalanders are big time liers especially ladies. See how all of them are claiming they don't play 'hard to get' . . . So who are those ladies that play hard to get in real life? huh

Aside from those ladies that are brave enough to ask a guy out, No lady, i repeat, there is no single lady that doesn't play hard to get especially the ugly ones.
Romance › Re: She Will Visit Me Again After I Disappointed Her by Gofwane(m): 8:32pm On Nov 17, 2016
kingDELE:
guy no take pass 1 pill of tramadol o. Since its ur first time, take just 1 biko.


Buy 200 or 225 milligram.


See viagra can make u go more dan 5 rounds and ur dick will still stand strong.


Tramadol will kind off make u last longer.




I do take one pill of tramadol and one pill of viagra.


Mind u, tramadol is already in my blood system
correct man. @op, tramadol no dey charge prick o. Instead, è go make your prick shrink like cooked vegetable. But it will make you last longer if you are able to get and sustain an erection.
Romance › Re: Naruto Fans Only by Gofwane(m): 8:15pm On Nov 17, 2016
#Team boondocks. Naruto is too boring and fake for me. All those magic stuff that can't happen in real life huh
Crime › Re: Photo Of Nigerian Deathrow Convict, Chijioke, Who Will Be Executed This Friday by Gofwane(m): 1:29am On Nov 17, 2016
temmypotter:
America will never allow this to happen to a citizen of theirs.
yeah, you are right, BUT what if the citizens begin to make it a habit?
Or are you telling me you will continue to go to the police station and beg that the man who was arrested trying to kill your wife and kids be released after being nabbed in the same attempt over and over again?
Crime › Re: 28-year-old Nigerian Man Arrested In South Africa, Drugs And Cash Seized by Gofwane(m): 1:16am On Nov 17, 2016
All this people commenting sef, why una dull like this nah? So una see news like this and una still dey ask for the name of the mofo?
...... Ok, lemme give una small expo. *he is from the land of the rising sun

*he has a flat head

*he is from the most hard working tribe

in short, he is:
* 'I' to da 'G' to da 'B' to da 'O'

*singing in african china's voice* If i say 'I'
you say 'G'
another man say 'BO'
omo na u sabi
Sports › Re: Enyimba Player Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Pitch (Photos) by Gofwane(m): 12:51am On Nov 17, 2016
Jetjacky:
What's with all this marriage spill of recent. Does it mean everyone want to marry in case they die in this recession? sad angry
grin
Romance › Re: I love him but scared to meet him by Gofwane(m): 10:09pm On Nov 16, 2016
daewoorazer:
Premise 1: you met online
Premise 2: you have made up your mind to spend d rest of your life with him
Premise 3: you are afraid to meet him




My people, how is this logical? This thread reeks of hypocrisy.... Lawlahdey, define dis...
no mind the confused girl. This is one of the reasons we refer to ladies as having chicken brains

wallahi, i just dey vex for here huh
Romance › Re: See The Trending Wedding Photos Of This Oyinbo Man & Yoruba Lad by Gofwane(m): 8:49pm On Nov 16, 2016
@op, see your mouth like 'SET THE MEDIA ABLAZE' cheesy so after burning down the media, which one did you use open this thread?
Romance › Re: Picture Only Girls Can Relate To by Gofwane(m): 8:44pm On Nov 16, 2016
Winnelyn:
tell me where In the pictures it stated women lives a fake life undecided
e.g that lipstick part. Why apply it when you know it's gon make you uncomfortable? huh
Romance › Re: Should I Go Ahead In Sending Money To Her by Gofwane(m): 8:34pm On Nov 16, 2016
somez:
Now listen... Dont u ever, i mean ever send that money without her husband's approval. Infact, leave that family alone diplomaticaly.
@op, listen to this porter's advice. They are words of wisdom!
Romance › Re: Picture Only Girls Can Relate To by Gofwane(m): 8:27pm On Nov 16, 2016
Ladies, Blame yourselves. Una too like to dey live fake, fake lifestyle just to impress guys and make your fellow ladies jealous.

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