₦airaland Forum

Sandydayziz:
Haahhahhaha... Falls from okro tree Wicked

lol...
@op, stop telling us that the guy was unwilling. If not why him preek come stand so tey the lady see am chuuk inside her toto?

... That guy's mind, he will be like: "oh thanks you Jesus. I now understand the love you have for me''

jidxin:
me sef be smart guy ooo..no try me

shut up jhoor
How can a sharp guy come here to ask for advice on such matters. Abeg in sit down for one corner make we see space for the real sharp guys.

I can't dive into a lady's shiit box talkless of a guy's own. Chai! Just imagine fa! With all these guys' nyash wey strong to the extent it can be used to break coconut

kinggogo:
My God SMH 4 op

So in d nutshell, u need an extrovert, d happening gal, chick n classy babe dah wen u talk 1, she don spit 100, not d kul headed kinda gal. I av plenty tinz to say buh since u said kip it civil i'd jst kip it short

Be careful of what u wish 4 cuz u myt jst get it. D devil u knw is beta dan d angel u don't.

Gudluck

no mind the op. We dey pray for this type of women everyday and you are here yarning thrash.

... So, you need a girl that is hot and an extrovert ko? ......no worry, keep looking for what will land you inside wahala.

... Meanwhile, Op give me her number since you no luv am.

I'm enjoying the story. May God bless you so that you can continue to bombard us with many long updates.
To claim this prayer, drop 5 long updates

PaulIdu:
must have slipped in some chemical that reacted with the water to heat it up..This is a trickster

yeah, chemical like costic soda. When added to water, it starts boiling immediately

Nutase:
typical male stereotypes. It's all trash.

lol.... Wetin men do you nah?

Luckygurl:


And your encounter with one lady has transcended to Nigerian ladies.

I hereby charge you guilty of the offence of hasty generalisation.
You are therefore sentenced to more horrifying encounter with smelly hair

Iranu

please don't take the guy serious. He managed to escape from his cage but the civil defence officers have been alerted with orders to shoot at sight

JuicyLucy:
When will you bloggers learn. It don't work like that on nl.

no mind them. I often wonder how dumb they are to be repeating the same tactics that wasn't working

RIZLER:
dah guy prick don charge,him write dah comment with him prick

buahahahaha... The guy don suffer well, well in the able arms of konji. You wickedt fa.

Cc: nutase come and see this thread. It's about what we were discussing a little while ago.

naijalander:
hey would you like to hook up, am in Ibadan if you are interested or know someone who is. Cheers.

mtcheeeeeeew... Just because a lady replied your comment, you've already began to chykè her, next to follow will be his phone number. #Kids everywhere

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=#0099ff]call mynd [/color]

are you a sadist? Why are you trying to ruin the drama that is about to gather speed?

Nutase:
that's actually a choice which everyone is entitled to make if their conscience permits it.

are you nigerian?

Nutase:
not at all Because I have a very thick skin and secondly I don't even care about what anyone says or thinks.. ..period

oh well..., i admire your type of mind set. I luv independent ladies. BUT... most of them eventually end up becoming lesbians either due to the way they were treated by men in the past or due to the feeling of being equal to men. Most of such ladies are usually the most educated ones. They've read so many books and have travelled far and wide.

The suspense is getting too much although it keeps the reader glued.... ...... Also, The updates are very short unlike the ones in the beginning of the story.

Nutase:
believe me, not every lady.

... But deep down in your heart, their is that feeling of bitterness anytime you are made the object of gossips.

pcguru1:
Weirdly its usually the ladies making jest of non married ladies.

you are very correct. Ladies have this feeling of being in competition with each other. Thus, the married ones feeling superior to the single ones.

Nutase:
far from dat bro. When will men learn that women can choose not to marry without reading meaning to it. Your Stereotypes are wrong.

despite the fact that i also see nothing special about getting married, ladies always have that feeling of being incomplete without a man. And to make matter worse, the society will turn the lady into an object of ridicule - gossiping and making jest of such ladies.

Nutase:
psycho.. .... who told you marriage is every girls dream. Ambitious girls don't need a dickhead to tell them kitchen trash. 100 Buhari's cannot handle me. Next

buahahahaha... dis one done suffer plenty heart breaks. Sharp bad guys just dey chop, clean mouth and pass to another sharp striker

sweerychick:
:' .. I .. How do I get there by air?

who you dey form for?
I know say na one yellow bus you go enter, and begin to dey sweat like christmas goat.

Better take this thread to TRAVEL section. They will attend to you.

Lol... It's ok. You can just show the receipt to another olosho to prove to her that the olosho you first knacked is cheaper than her

Chai! Naija girls nawa for una. Abeg somebody should help me post that lil wayne's photo shouting ASHAWO!

makydebbie:
12 inches dey sef?

you alone can answer that question cos you are a professional when it comes to 12inches things.

#12InchesExpert

slurryeye:
It's clearly written everywhere there that drug trafficking punishment is death. They cannot change or bend their rules for Nigerians. It's their country, it's their rule....Who told you American or British or other westerners weren't executed? If you want to pass a point, say what you know.

And did you just say Cannabis is legal?

no mind the guy jare. I was even feeling ashame on behalf of him cos his comment was just too dumb!
Blind argument is the most foolish way to present yourself to the public for mockery

makydebbie:
Bro,if you have 12 inches you can become supplier2.

I'm not molesting oo...e just make am multipurpose that's all

haha... Deborah, Deborah... How many times i call you? Abeg reserve small for your future hubby fa. All this one wey you just dey swallow anything wey the length don reach 12inches, even my luv xsenga that likes bigfatlongdick, never attempt to take 12 inches oh

QueenSuccubus:




Oya, what is blue balls?

no offense, do you have a job? Cos you seem so free. Alway first to comment on every thread.

makydebbie:
Biko its 12 inches and above for me

Abi kingrex1

no wonder, your signature says it all!

But wait o, you said 12inches? Means cucumber or cassava won't do. Na tuber of benue yam sure pass.

Ladies, i beg una in the name of amadioha, stop molesting food items

Bluezy13:
Kid

seconded.

Greenbullet:
before you come and start bashing me,am not a snitch,will never be a snitch and will rather die than be a snitch.
My uncle,is a chronic womanizer,he can sleep with nothing less than 2 ladies in a day,we work in the same company and he is two levels above me. Now,what am confused about is either to advice him to stop or to make his actions known to his wife, this woman,his wife is the most caring and compassionate person I have ever seen.there is no day she does not call me and other family members even while am working, she has three kids for my uncle,this woman treats me like her brother, infact you can hardly tell the difference or else she calls me her in-law .my uncle even got a girl pregnant once and he was lucky the girl he got pregnant lost the pregnancy, but that did not stop its womanizing attitude, and it bothers me because he is family and if his wife finds out she will definetly want a divorce and it will affect their kids,if I advice my uncle,it will seem like I am crossing my boundary and I Dont want to disrespect anyone.please anyone advice me I am confused.
lalasticlala
seun
tosyne2much
aminat508
ishilove
Dominique
farano.

mr man, face front and mind your business. Don't be the one to put asunder in their marriage. Just pray and hope that mrs Karma should catch up with him. Ok?