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Romance › Re: by Gofwane(m): 9:44pm On Sep 22, 2016

*in psquare's voice*

If you #Tapme i Tapyou, man no go vex cheesy

Education › Re: 10 Hilarious Differences Between Men And Women by Gofwane(m): 1:34am On Sep 22, 2016

DozieInc:
lolllz,
no.7 e. g Airforce1.

buahahaha... Guy, you wicket fa.

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Literature › Re: AJEGUNLE : The Tale From The Ghetto by Gofwane(m): 8:11pm On Sep 21, 2016

ozila:
tnx, I will learn, I will leave my work to start updating stories so that you will feel better, and when I lost the job, you will employ me.
if you follow my first story Adanna you will know I finished it within one week, because I had nothing doing then, but no need explaining because you won't understand.

Dear Op nice work I tuale for you.

ah, ahn... It has not reach up to that. I followed your first story and truly it was fast. That's why i was wondering why this one wasn't like that. I bin dey tink weda na #shakara things.

...... It's quite good to know you are now working. Wish you all the best. God bless you. To claim this prayer, type a very loooooooong update on your story "sex and the city" cheesy

Celebrities › Re: Khoudia Diop Charcoal Black African Model Who Doesn't Believe In Bleaching by Gofwane(m): 9:23pm On Sep 20, 2016

She-devil

Even if she tries to bleach her skin, it won't be successful.
#teamkiwipolish

I'm just imagining how her punny will look like.

Romance › Re: Please Who Here Can Dash Me His/her Old Phone. by Gofwane(m): 12:39am On Sep 20, 2016

teejaypee:
ahswear!!!

Op see idea
'If you get laptop you no dey use. I need am abeg'

abeg, if anyone get motor wey they no dey use, please dash me. I don't mind the type even if it a tortoise car cheesy

thanks

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Romance › Re: I Am In The Friendzone,do I Still Buy Her A Gift by Gofwane(m): 11:47pm On Sep 19, 2016

jashar:

4. Send her a text message like every other normal friend.
5. May you jam the one that reciprocate your feelings.

@op, heed to this advice

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Romance › Re: Did I go too far with my actions? by Gofwane(m): 11:41pm On Sep 19, 2016

To me, you acted childishly by asking her landlord to throw her out.

She cheated on you despite all you did for her but then, do not spoil your good deeds by taking harsh action.... Just let it pass and move on with your life. I'm telling you, her conscience will keep haunting for the rest of her life.

Romance › Re: See What This Runs Girl Did To This Married Man Wife Over Sex by Gofwane(m): 11:10pm On Sep 19, 2016

kimnatasha:
I guess this same lady will get married tomorrow and come tell us that, ‘I can’t share my man with any other lady. If my husband has a second woman I will cheat or leave the marriage’. Misguided child! The lady below named Ebikhena Alphonsus went to the Facebook page of her lover’s...
Continue reading
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http://sley24..co.ke/2016/09/screenshot-of-what-runs-girl-sleeping.html

post everything here cos la click, la bend tongue

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Romance › Re: Help !!!! My Girl Has Threaten To Break Up With Me If I Dont Get Her A TECNO CA by Gofwane(m): 10:43pm On Sep 19, 2016

I had to check the date this thread was created cos the topic was too dumb. I thought it was created in 1998.

@op, wake up this is 2016

Romance › Re: He Married My Girl When I Was Broke. And He Got Served. by Gofwane(m): 2:25pm On Sep 18, 2016

Thebachelor:
Not even close.

and instead of getting to work by updating, you are busy gisting and playing around inside the thread. Better try by working harder to ensure that you finish this story on time cos very soon now one angel will appear in the sky and blow the trumpet.

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Gaming › Re: Lagos Based Car Driving Video Game- See Vid & Pics by Gofwane(m): 11:51am On Sep 18, 2016

XketchDesigns:
2016 almost 2017 with brick graphics..

this is something anybody can do with one month of learning java or python programming.
however, it is nice to have something with the local content, we must step up our game to be at where the major countries in the world are.

this just makes me think of what the might have showed mark zuckerberg when he was in nigeria, the guy will just be laughing in his mind, looking and be like seriously??

true talk. This game is the worse and most boring game to ever exist. Even that car race abi na dodging game on that brick game that existed way back is more interesting!

Forget those people telling the op kudos. They are not being realistic with him. They are telling op kudos while they are yimu, yimuing him behind his back.

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Literature › Re: AJEGUNLE : The Tale From The Ghetto by Gofwane(m): 1:29pm On Sep 17, 2016

Dear op,

... ... ... ...this story is no ordinary story i read on this forum. I mean, this is a master-piece!
.........The way you play with words and use them to describe events is second to none. The only story that had such word plays and a vivid narration was: SEX as SHE TAUGHT ME written by Fabiano.

......Another thing i noticed was the swiftness with which you heeded to the guy that advised you on updating the story regularly. Oboy, i've never seen any op on nairaland dropping such long posts and in rapid succession(Ozila, come and learn ).

Dear op, after you, na you. Twale!!!

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Romance › Re: He Married My Girl When I Was Broke. And He Got Served. by Gofwane(m): 7:30pm On Sep 16, 2016

So op, for your mind now, you don drop update. Abi? This two short updates wey short pass aki & paw-paw.

Worse be say another update won't be dropping until the day nigeria's economy stabilise
I just dey vex for here huh

Romance › Re: Queen Okafor Flaunts Her Hairy Boobs In New Photos by Gofwane(m): 4:24pm On Sep 16, 2016

freesinzu:
FTC but why on this shitty thread

na your over greediness cause am cheesy

oya, start dancing galala to celebrate your FTC huh

Romance › Re: Help: My Girlfriend Just Went To See Her Ex, Should Be Worried by Gofwane(m): 9:42am On Sep 16, 2016

makydebbie:
both

ok, that's cool.

......can i request for a proper chat?

Romance › Re: Help: My Girlfriend Just Went To See Her Ex, Should Be Worried by Gofwane(m): 4:17am On Sep 16, 2016

makydebbie:
ain't Nigerian it's on my profile

whoa!!! You're in ghana? A ghanian?

Health › Re: Harnaam Kaur, Youngest Female With Beard Shares Inspiring Story by Gofwane(m): 11:45am On Sep 15, 2016

When she gets old, are those beards gon turn grey?

Romance › Re: Help: My Girlfriend Just Went To See Her Ex, Should Be Worried by Gofwane(m): 11:34am On Sep 15, 2016

makydebbie:
yea

mhmmm.........that's cool. It's very rare to see a nigerian lady loving american hip hop (rap)

Car Talk › Re: See Reasons Why You Should Not Always Ask For Full Tank. by Gofwane(m): 10:07am On Sep 15, 2016

costandi:
I don't believe that return valve whatever, the siphon used produces a jet of petrol in one direction only.
BTW, the volumetric expansion coefficient of petrol is 0.00095 ^oC^-1 meaning that 20 litres of fuel will expand by 20*5*0.00095=0.095Litres with a change in temperature of 5^oC. Which is not even up to 1 percent of a litre. Meaning that fuel wouldn't expand so much in the afternoon or evening as writer claims.

Well, in a time of recession people would find means of saving the minutest of money. This is what we call buhariconomics

no mind that op. He thinks everyone on nairaland is a farmer. @ op, don't you know that there are engineers here? better stop disgracing yourself with this thrash of a post.

......and some bush peeps here were busy typing 'noted' . . ,Smh

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Romance › Re: Help: My Girlfriend Just Went To See Her Ex, Should Be Worried by Gofwane(m): 9:36am On Sep 15, 2016

makydebbie:
if it goes down your DM then baby boy you lucky cos........my siggy

buahahahahaha...... You just killed it. You get mouth die. Chai!

... So, are you a fan of Yo Gotti?

Romance › Re: Help: My Girlfriend Just Went To See Her Ex, Should Be Worried by Gofwane(m): 12:50am On Sep 15, 2016

makydebbie:
bro...pls be worried uhmm i think you are now the side "bobo"

@ your signature: snap-chat me the pvssy if it's cool.... cool

Science/Technology › Re: Journey To The Core: How Far Down Is The Center Of The Earth? by Gofwane(m): 9:55pm On Sep 12, 2016

SPDAZZY:
Let's explore the earth with Explorers.

We will visit China, so let's start the digging.

yes oh. Abeg, carry shovel and start digging let me go and buy one tanker of kunu for us cheesy

... Acan't wait to leave naija. China, here we come baby!

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Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Act And Behave Like Sex Objects Online And Offline ? by Gofwane(m): 8:36pm On Sep 11, 2016

Op, because in life, you value what you used your hard earned money to buy more than what was freely given to you.... Go figure that out tongue

Romance › Re: Before And After Buying Iphone7 by Gofwane(m): 8:08pm On Sep 11, 2016

Naija girls be like: since i have two bress, let me sell one to ritualists and buy iphone7

Celebrities › Re: Where Is The Bread-Seller Turned-model Olajumoke Orisaguna? by Gofwane(m): 3:20pm On Sep 10, 2016

naija1stpikin:
op pls I hope u r nt tryin 2 start another olajumoke series on Nairaland? It took God's intervention to overcome the last series

@ your signature; TO P!MP A BUTTERFLY.

Mehn, that track 've got dope lyrics in a poetic style!......jeez! Kendrick lamar - one of my best rappers *plays dark side gone by dr Dre ft kendrick lamar*

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