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Currently battling with one here. She told me that her mum gave her her school fees for this semester even when the school is yet to open.
So, a friend of hers came begging for some cash to take her mum to hospital. So, she borrowed that her friend 40k but now that school has opened, the friend is no where to be found and her mobile phone is not available.
As if that wasn't enough, she went further to say that she checked for her friend at home today but was told the friend and her family have travelled to abuja

jeez! Wtf ! ...... What type of lie is this? Even a primary 1 pupil can do better.
chai! Girls can lie fa. Even mr lai mohammad is an apprentice when it comes to lieing. Mtcheeeeeeew, i just dey vex for here i swear.

Prettygarllardo:
Lawyer is a broke ass dude

spotted!!! a professional GOLDI... if you say GER omo na you sabi

Nice write up. But the out-look is not ok. you need to rearrange your work and make presentable. Separate each point with a paragraph.

Khris3:
Am tinking d owner dat profile could be a man.

i've seen the picture in a couple of sites.

Damilolababy:
La click. la....

are you sure you are the lady in your profile pic?

@ op, may thunder pay you a visit for putting that montol on january. Handsome guy like me na him you dey use that kind dujal for?

HIScraziness:
The guy next door has a bigger cucumber

and he has a very large farm of cucumber. In short, he's the most famous cucumber dealer in this country.

makydebbie:
So sweet

Some people will say cucumber now...smh

you are a suspect of cucumberism. I have evidence to back up this claim. Your picture and your signature.
...... Since 99.9% of those fvck boys can't fvck you, it means no man can fvck you cos the remaining 0.1% is God himself and he doesn't have sex.

By that statement, is means the only thing that can fvck you is uncle Cucumber.

You might be wondering how i was able to solve your case, just know that i'm a highly trained cucumberism detective in the FBI

Hmmm...... You wan kill me? Esther, Helen and Blessing. Only me? Chai!!

The poster below me is an expert when it comes to issues like this. So oga 'poster below' over to you

Don't just jump on a lady's front and start toasting or chyking her. Start by being friends and allow luv to come in slowly. That way, you won't look too desperate even though you are. Try making it difficult for her to resist you and always make her want to be with you by being funny, caring (i no talk say make you go dey mumu yourself) dress well and smell good not this one that you will be reeking of ogogoro and ciga.

Good luck to you.

jayrock:

and Nigeria my country have Nuclear Corruption that can wipe the entire human race.

lol... Sad but true. I remember a news headline i once saw where Nigeria was issuing out warning to japan i was like... Wtf!

akintom:
The subconscious component of your mind is intensely active. You have acquired sufficient knowledge to provide answers to some questions, in a unique way.

Your duty is to find that out. Whatever you do, you might stop having such experiences after some time.

i'm experiencing almost the same thing. But mine is aside from seeing myself flying, i can almost 80% accurately predict the events that is going to happen the next day, especially people that will come my way

last night, i dreamt that my younger bro came to my room to tell me there's no rice in the house and mum has travelled. Around 6am, i heard the mum telling the boy to take money and go to the market during the day and buy rice cos there was no rice in the house and she is travelling that morning.
...............so many instances like that.

The ladies with slack toto in my compound make use of tubers of yam

The she-goat you are carrying on that bike obviously has brain more than you. The only thing you know is how to do is fvcking this poor, innocent goat that is still breast feeding her newly born goats.

Damilolababy:
of course y did you ask

it's almost an impossible thing to see such person, especially in nigeria. The only known honest person in nigeria is ME!

ha!...... Oga Andyblaze, so you are still around? I thought you've been sold into slavery.