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Romance › Re: "My First And Best Sex Experience Ever" - Shared By A Woman by Gofwane(m): 8:11pm On Oct 24, 2016

Damilolababy:
lol really

really, really.

Mhmmm... @ Your signature, are you sure?

Romance › Re: "My First And Best Sex Experience Ever" - Shared By A Woman by Gofwane(m): 9:23am On Oct 24, 2016

Damilolababy:
Y R U Smiling

cos smiling is my hobby!
I smile even when i'm sleeping grin

Romance › Re: Two Nairalanders Set To Wed! See Their Pre-wedding Pix. by Gofwane(m): 4:11am On Oct 24, 2016

pafestula:
Any good pics either with celebrity or anyone, they always call it nairalander just to get traffic and move the fake claim to front page, I dont know the kind of moderator Nairaland is having. Ok for your information I know this guy in person and NON of them is using NL, and if anyone doubt me, pls tell me their moniker. The Guy is Lekan by name and they Lady is Mary, wedding venue na Ilorin, date is November 25, 26, you want me to upload more of their pics?. Yeye OP with Yeye Mod

abeg where be the venue? As in which church? I wan go chop free food. Abeg, pm me the venue so that others won't see it and come there to cause shortage.

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Romance › Re: "My First And Best Sex Experience Ever" - Shared By A Woman by Gofwane(m): 4:02am On Oct 24, 2016

Damilolababy:
Ok Dear

Romance › Re: Never Spend A Kobo On A Girl You Have Never Sex Before by Gofwane(m): 10:31pm On Oct 23, 2016

Frankraj:
The same thing u pay 15k na him I pay 1k ,don't be suprice another guyman is fvking her for free.

. . .and even collecting the 15k to go drink beer and pepper soup cheesy

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Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Smell Like A Rotten Egg? by Gofwane(m): 9:41pm On Oct 23, 2016

This op deserves to be crucified up-side-down on a metallic cross using M12 bolts and nut, then dipped inside a big pot of hot palm oil before setting him as a target for recruits soldiers to learn shooting.

......... Imagine! The mofo was even calling lalasticlala. If i were lala, na your ban i go drop on top of your head huh

Romance › Re: How Can I Know If My Finacee Is A Virgin by Gofwane(m): 9:19pm On Oct 23, 2016

Jarizod:
[color=#679267] Na until u marry am u go find out..then she'll start telling u of how she fell and broke her hymen when she was a kid like say hymen na glass cup [/color]

or how she was walking and mistakenly match a banana's skin only to fall down on her ex boyfriend's erect deek huh

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Romance › Re: How Can I Know If My Finacee Is A Virgin by Gofwane(m): 9:12pm On Oct 23, 2016

OMAR12:
put the tip in don't go all the way in just use the tip, when u meet a brick wall tightness there is a higher chance that she might be saying the truth. just the tip ooo and slowly.

how is this possible? ...so he should just put in the tip and then remove it because he is a robot? Their is no man on this earth that can wilfully do this!

Romance › Re: Is She Saying The Right Thing Or Just Being Stupid? by Gofwane(m): 8:55pm On Oct 23, 2016

Wonderfull!

... So if to say Jetli is nigerian, he'd have been the most loving husband. Cos of the way he would panel-beat this lady that is high on cheap drugs and ogogoro.

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Romance › Re: "My First And Best Sex Experience Ever" - Shared By A Woman by Gofwane(m): 5:42pm On Oct 23, 2016

Damilolababy:
y laughing

nothing much. Just that someone accused me of spoiling the guy's runs.

Romance › Re: "My First And Best Sex Experience Ever" - Shared By A Woman by Gofwane(m): 11:32pm On Oct 22, 2016

tensazangetsu20:
You wicked o. Why you spoil the guys parole na?

lol....

Romance › Re: I Am Waiting In The "Other Room".. This Is How You Can Join Me (photo) by Gofwane(m): 7:42am On Oct 18, 2016

ConcNiggress56:
awww.. so sweet

thanks...

but what you got isn't enough to take care of me.. pay your own bills first..

although you seem immature from your previous posts, i give you thumbs up for putting the konji mofo where he belongs.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Need An Engineer For plastic Machines? (2nd time of updating the thread, pics) by Gofwane(op): 8:56pm On Oct 17, 2016

trueking:
Good job, I will contact you next year.

at your service sire - Any day, anytime!

Education › Re: Unizik Students Build A Drone by Gofwane(m): 7:41am On Oct 17, 2016

Chibuhealth:
All these people saying nonsense, wat is d essence of this bla bla bla....... We are sorry to disappoint u, it is coming from the East, secondly, before u comment thrash show us what you have done.

see as shame dey catch me on your behalf. Why are you washing your red, dirty, over-sized pant in the public? grin

Romance › Re: Ladies Be Honest, What Will You Do? by Gofwane(m): 4:14pm On Oct 16, 2016

TrapQueen77:
I will leave his lazyass...

I'm not his slave to clean his damnazz rubbish..he better call the Solid Waste Management coz I won't even enter tat rubbish room...

LIES!!!

......And just as you turn to go out of that room, you remember the guy knows how to shine your congo aka kpekus very well. That is how you will enter the room with the speed of light and clean the whole place and lay down on the bed with your legs wide ajar waiting for bae to come back and give you your reward for been a good girl.

After, you will come here and start lieing to innocent nairalanders huh

Events › Re: Photo Of An MC Dancing With A School Pupil At Event Sparks Outrage by Gofwane(m): 4:03pm On Oct 16, 2016

Buahahahaha...... This mc na real bad guy. The mc be like: catch them young and they shall be yours' forever

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Romance › Re: 12 Difference Between Nigerian Girls On Instagram And Reality (photos) by Gofwane(m): 3:48pm On Oct 16, 2016

this op, you wicked no be small. That last one about birthday party really cracked me up.

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Music/Radio › Re: Nairalander Tobe Shooting His First Video (behind The Scenes) by Gofwane(m): 10:55am On Oct 16, 2016

funnynation:
Nice one bro! Keep it up and God will pick your call one day.

*...seriously the kind politics wey dey Nairaland no get part two, I uploaded my comedy skit last time but all the MODs refuse to push it to front page, but other artiste will upload their song and it will go direct to FP.. Haba! Must everybody sing or must we do favouritism here?*

Nairaland official comedian.

Thread for my video.
www.nairaland.com/3405348/nairalander-drop-comedy-skit-video

mr man, no offense but that your comedy skit no funny at all! Infact, it ended up spoiling my mood cos i realised i wasted my mb.

A word of advice: leave comedy, it's not for you, you are not funny (at the moment sha).

...... Like i said earlier, no offense. You can take this comment as a challenge and work harder and when you eventually hammer, don't forget me cos na me ginger you wink

Culture › Re: Ooni Ogunwusi Wears Aare Crown For The First Time (photo) by Gofwane(m): 9:45am On Oct 16, 2016

Ishilove:
Wait, Are crown weighs 100kg or 10kg? Is that a typo or something because 100kg is equivalent to two bags of rice...

thank you my guy. I bin dey think say na my eyes no dey see well sotey i run go buy eye glasses.... Both the op and the mod that brought this topic to front page are therefore sentenced to firing squad.

Romance › Re: Which Kind Gf I Carry My Leg Go Toast Sef.... by Gofwane(m): 8:42pm On Oct 15, 2016

Olosho on the lose....!

.........but why is it that ugly girls are always fond of calling guys 'broke'?

Romance › Re: Which One Will You Choose Between This Beautiful Girl & #10million (photo) by Gofwane(m): 8:14pm On Oct 15, 2016

blackberlin:
I will chose 10 thousand over her. . . ko le help

abeg, chop knuckle my guy. wink

The girl sef go slap me if i chose her over the money.

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Education › Re: Final Year Student Breaks Down In Tears After Successfully Finishing Biro Ink by Gofwane(m): 10:46pm On Oct 14, 2016

...kslib, one of my favourite op on nairaland. Dude always making nonsense turn to sense. Just like lil wayne cheesy

Crime › Re: How A Man Was Raped By 2 Women In South Africa by Gofwane(m): 10:31pm On Oct 04, 2016

doveda:
Aww! I am touched

You aired an ignorant view and you were still jollificating about it. A man claimed that he was raped, isn't it common sense to figure out if it was possible for a man to be raped but because you just can't think, sex has eroded your ability to think of several possibilities.

Blame yourself not me

how did you know my take on the whole ish was wrong? Were you there?

Oh...! I'm beginning to suspect you. There's a possibility that you were one of those girls that 'raped' the guy.

Crime › Re: How A Man Was Raped By 2 Women In South Africa by Gofwane(m): 8:53pm On Oct 04, 2016

doveda:
I feel sorry for you. I feel sorry for your children. If only you weren't born

Please answer this riddle, if you didn't want to be tickled but your were tickled nonetheless. Does your reaction to the tickling means that you that you wanted it?

if only i wasn't born? Why that type of statement. So because i aired my view you decided to say that? I thought everyone is entitled to their opinion.

Jeez! What you said has spoiled my mood. It took me alot of self control to not react to that statement.

Crime › Re: How A Man Was Raped By 2 Women In South Africa by Gofwane(m): 11:37pm On Oct 03, 2016

phygo89:
It is not rape provided his Dickson responded. Its seduction. If his Dickson no rise how those bitches wan take lash am.?

exactly what i'm thinking! So the girls were trying to rape you but you couldn't fight because you had an accident that affected your hands grin

So, of all the places that could be affected by the accident, it was your hands that was affected because devil had already predestined you to be raped? huh

As if that lie wasn't enough, you went ahead to claim rape. So, immediately your eyes saw the evil pvssy, your prick immediately switched to Auto-Pilot? grin

Wallahi, i just dey vex for here. That guy's lie is an insult to my intelligence. Shege, you lay down for bed fvck toto finish you come dey claim rape. Vamooze before i open my eyes

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Romance › Re: The Advantages And Disadvantages Of A Long Joystick (explicit PICTURES) by Gofwane(m): 6:17pm On Oct 02, 2016

@op, i like your web site and its content. Especiall that one that is about tattoos on the genitals. Chai!...saw some scary pvssies but i fear no evil grin

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