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Lagusta:
When u hear "it's young John the wicked producer"

that pic made me laugh for the first time today!

If i were to be the woman, i will first open the bonnet then speed up the car forward or reverse (depending on the type of bonnet) and without slowing down, pull the hand brake and depress the brake pedal simultaneously.

No offence, but that boy no fine for my eyes. And for the name, yokozuna will be ok for him.

HateU2:
[size=16pt]Hi Durrent. I have promised myself not to come to romance section again but I can't ignore you. To all of you saying BS, I will use 'silence' is the best answer for you guys bcox I'm done with romance section. Yes, she deactivated bcox of some set of peeps that don't have a life outside this NL. Bright, it's true buddy. How are you Happy sunday. It's true, she's fine. Preparing for her final exams as a law student.it's time to grow up nigga. Don't let it be too late please.Don't be just too dumb bro.

I'm done here. Not repyling anything that has to do with 'immature' set of peeps.


Happy sunday buddies[/size]

'B' to da 'I' to da 'T C H' go back into your hole and lock yourself, kill yourself, hate yourself...or anything. Just don't come out and disturb these happy people.

So you had the freedom to run your mouth calling others immature, but they don't have that freedom too?
Please, just don't make face you squarely. Thanks

Omo, na to carry 'B' oh. I like wild girls cos when they come across me, they always realise their's was a joke. Cos i always give 2x, what you give. Show me love, you get x2. Show me attitude, you get x2 if not more.

OdikwaRisky:
Please shut the fučk up and quit trying to sound smart

Because you're failing woefully.

How would you feel if I put your Facebook picture on nairaland, shaming you

So because her picture is already on "public" , do you think she'd appreciate it if she sees her picture here ? Especially when Op is mocking her

Please before you quote me again, think long and hard if what you're about to type would make any sense whatsoever

hey, mr man. All those people you snap around and turn it to memes, what do you have to say about that?

The fact that she uploaded the picture online, makes it a public thing. If not, she should have left it in her phone.

saintdennis:
Smh...like seriously? Your attention?
Don't insult my 'taste' in women

Are you even educated up to university level? These backward bini girls giving my people a bad name sha

Please I use your GOD to beg you remove the benin from the post...stop embarrassing us
At a time edo girls are shaking off the prostitute tag you here destroying the image.

Wish you Safe trip to italy.

I don't bicker... read & pass.

mehn... I thought i've seen it all! Bro, do sofry, sofry for the 'guy' make he no go commit suicide

Exmarte:
Would have told you to go and download a brain from playstore

*faints*
if i were to be the one insulted like this, i will just donate myself for ritual money

chai! So what you are saying in essence that the 'guy' doesn't have a brain? ... ... ... So you mean say na cobwebs dey inside the skull?

cheekyleggy:
It could have been used to carry her corpse to the site

so after getting to the buri.al ground, they will remove the corpse from the coffin and bury it then they will take the coffin back home and keep it inside store for future use?

Haha, we called it kura meaning hyena in hausa. We used arrange the crown cork on railway line so that train will pass over it. Mehn, that one dey sharp pass razor blade.

*in jadakiss' voice* it's amazing how time flies.

RIP......... Such a pretty damsel. Mehn, that man should have been exchanged with one of those guys killed by firing squad in indonesia yesterday

vivianbelema:

Ibu onye awusa. Adamu by origin

hausa men don't do this type of thing the op just did. They are always involved in subjects like religion and politics unlike the flat headed children of israelites.

Too stressfull especially with all the gallops and pot-holes on nigerian roads. Your food go just fall for road and another motor go match am.

I'll rather use a kerosene stove inside the trunk or even as kero don cost now, i can just bolt a charcoal stove (coal pot) to the roof of the car and then use binding wire to tie the pot well, well. The breeze from the speeding car go make the charcoal red wella.

With my above methods, you can cook anything! Yeah, you heard that right. From yam, akara, egusisoup, eba, pepper soup, beans, Bitterleafsoup, etc... Etc...

brunobaba:
I used to think i was smart enough not to be cheated on till i met a namesake back in school days,it was feb 14,2006...i was writing my final year papers,she was at my place as usual,i however asked her to excuse me for the night as i had to read for my final paper,we argued for several minutes until she agreed that our valentine could be postponed till after my exams...
So she left for her house(as she made me believe),after 2 hour of serious jacking,i left to get me suya and garri...luckily or maybe unluckily,i met a friend at the mai-suya spot who asked why me and my gurl has separated,i tried to convince him that she just left my place some hours ago....dude opened his mouth wide and was like,she saw my gurl in another guy's house a few minutes ago and that she had changed to the guy's clothes(meaning she was going to pass the night).My suya turned sour in my mouth.I took courage and asked that we stroll to his house,my heart was beating very fast.
I wanted to pull an FBI on her and let her walk out straight into my hands but there was no time,i had to go back to studying.So i summoned up courage and went to the dude's door post and knocked,my heart was in my mouth.....i knocked again,this time i was running a hot temperature.....suddenly,i heard her voice..."who's that".
She probably thought the dude was cheating on her and was fast to open the door........she got the shock of her life and like a BOSS,i turned back and left for my house.
The rest is history....but i made sure we had sex one more time before i dumped her sorry ass.

I no too blame that your girl. Do you know what it means for a lady to sleep with an itching toto begging to be fvcked?

Just imagine your ear itching you but you don't have anything to put inside. At that moment, you'll look for any available object to put inside even if na spoon, fork or knife.

It can only be my one and only selinabrown. Babe always on a low key unlike all this loud mouthed and fake girls on nairaland.

I use to think of this op as a hard working young man hurtling to blow in the music industry. A celebrity in the making.

But alas, i was wrong! Since from last year, the op has been working very hard and round the clock to prove to the world how a mofo he is.

Lemme just stop here cos if i proceed, we might end up seeing a thread about the op committing suicide.

Mhmmm...... Let me guess.... Op refused her boyfriend the punny only for him to catch her with a mofo agbero free-styling on it

Bet op, why? ...Why evulz?

Na to dey use hot water, hypo, omo and iron sponge wash am sure pass.

#desperate times calls for desperate measures.

skitcentral:
You do know that if all posts that make it to the front page are serious political and religious news, nairaland will be boring.

There is a reason why people visit here more instead of vanguard. Its because in addition to info, people actually get entertained and a girl shaking her shiit box is entertainment.

No one will commit suicide if you insult them. Rather you're the one who will cause yourself emotional distress. Before you joined nairaland, I believe you were seeing posts like this on its front page yet you still went ahead and joined.

The point is, lots of people actually like those posts. Otherwise ask yourself why people, including you, are visiting the thread if they don't like it.

K

traware:
1.'Deliverance'?You mean deliverance of a package from the post office yes?I see
2.Sir,please state the name of a single person that has been thrown into prison since this '14 years behind bars' law for homosex.ual practices came into effect?

continue, and you will be the first person to be publicly announced.

Wow! What a romantic post.

I swear, the person that created this thread and the mod that pushed it to the front page deserve to be stoned to death.

You mods want us to respect you but you keep behaving like uncivilised chimps and apes.

I don't mean to be rude or harsh. What exactly is the purpose of this thread? To show us how one unknown biitch is shaking her shiit box?

Mehn, make i just stop cos if i continue, the op and mod might go and commit suicide. Infact, i dey vex for here