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SAINTSAMURAII:
ure sexy. i love ur body shape.

all na scope.... Typical formats guy men use in order to add a punny to their existing list. Funny thing is that the ladies will be shining their teeth like:s

Have you ever seen a lion fvcking a goat?


In the above parable, the rich man is the lion and you are the other one... ... ...

Berlyn:
aww handsome young man

just lookat the body mehn that's damn hawt

shut up! I say just shut up! How could you be so heartless? Admiring another guy in the presence of me, your crush?

Abeg i'm coming, let me go and cry small.

I believe you do watch wrestling and you know Randy orton. I will use his RKO style on you bittch!

Chai! Reminds me of the lady that ate suya with her boyfriend afterwards, things began to get hot. They were kissing, smooching and the guy wanting to go to the next stage, he dug his hand in her panties to f!nger fvck her forgetting they just ate suya..........haha, just imagine the rest. That punny had to be stuffed with ice blocks and then left to sleep wide open in front of a standing fan.

samuelkingz:
explorers u no go kill me...educative thread as always..I concur with d person who said you need to be an MOD.thumbs up sir.

cc. seun
cc. lalasticlala

wallahi he deserves to be a Seun

Peezie07:
Google is ur friend.

please, help me do that cos i don't know how i'm going to ask google.

Maybe i should try this one: is the most hairy girl in nigeria hair going to turn grey when she's old?

Scary! Especially one that the lady put the koko inside her mouth. Chai! ! ! Be like say she wan use those teeth wey be like plier to cut am.


Lol... But the girl skull na wah o. Head be like unripe mango. Most ladies have funny looking heads. Their saving grace is the hair.

Mehn......never! Even if we are the only two people that remain in the whole world. Even if the gods ask me to marry her, na to copy Jonah style for bible.


I believe Every woman or man has their partner, even this girl! ... ... ... Please when she gets old, is the hair going to turn grey?

Roche! Those two girls are lost. By tomorrow, they won't remember even a thing they did after licking that DICE.

Ladies, be very careful. That drug is called a DATE RAP.E
Some boys do use it to rape a girl. It doesn't smell, almost tasteless. Once it is dropped in your drink, you will pass out and even if you don't pass out, you won't be able to remember what happened.


Mehn, i've taken this shii and many more back then. Thing is if you take one, you will continue to be adding until the whole packet is empty. God save you, if you have money, you will just be happily dashing it out.

My bad experience with drugs was the day i was to be operated for appendice, after the Dr gave me that injection, instead of passing out, i was just feeling the trips! Dr began asking me some questions so that if i misyarn, he'll know that the drug has taken its effect.


But to his great shock, i was replying him well and normal. This thing happened so because my system is already used to hard drugs in overdose.

Please nairalanders do not ever take any of this drugs in the name of fun. Once you taste them, you won't be happy any day you don't take.
#Saynotodrugs.

God bless plateau state, my home sweet home.

#missing the love at home!

All this wahala just to keep a woman? My guy you really, really have time. Me that 24hrs a day is not even enough for me!.

BlackMystery:
..lmao

abeg laugh small, small o. I no wan hear say you.........

It's got to be the lady that said she was walking and suddenly she tripped and fell on her guy's e-rected preek.

... ... ... And i was like...

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