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Education › Re: What Secondary Schools Definition Can U Remember Without Making A Mistake by Gofwane(m): 2:02am On Mar 05, 2021
Ejaculation is the process of Cumming after knacking. cool
Business › Re: 300k by Gofwane(m): 1:53am On Mar 05, 2021
ChildOfDoom:
What can i possibly do to raise 300k to pay debts in two months time. I know the country is hard now but i am willing to do anything
Tattoo @MBuhari on your nuts and tag him on twitter.

Politics › Re: A Lady Tattooed Bola Tinubu On Her Back (Photos) by Gofwane(m): 2:03pm On Mar 04, 2021
These gold diggers sha. One will soon tattoo Buhari's picture on her kunja.

Celebrities › Re: Jason Njoku: "N4.6M School Fees Is Cheap. I Pay More For My 3-Year-Old" by Gofwane(m): 10:04am On Mar 04, 2021
Masonkaycares:
You sure say if you pay all this money the pikin no go come turn bobrisky huh
grin wallai, I go just shoot the pikin.
Romance › Re: Tribute To Late Victorian by Gofwane(m): 2:16pm On Mar 02, 2021
fati2001:
without chatting or seeing her one or one I knew she has a pure heart and also a sweet soul.
Why not be like her? I wonder what nairalanders will say about you and Zzor your colleague.
Politics › Re: Fire Guts Nigerian Army Headquarters In Abuja by Gofwane(m): 1:24pm On Mar 02, 2021
At the moment, I'd rather join the NPF than join the NA. NA is now a very shameless outfit packed to the brim with unprofessional touts.
Education › Re: Kwara’s Hijab Controversy Continues Despite Govt’s Directive by Gofwane(m): 1:18pm On Mar 02, 2021
Fahdiga:
if you are not comfortable with it you go to Islamic schools where suicide bombing are taught. is that hard to understand
grin Oboyyeh!
Romance › Re: I Said No To My Girlfriend For The First Time And She Feels Like Dying by Gofwane(m): 12:41pm On Mar 02, 2021
Zzor:
What is wrong if he's taking care of her,was she not on her own when he approached her for love and relationship? what is love and relationship without money?
This love peddler again!

Business › Re: This Is What I Do at Night When Everyone Is Sleeping [Pic] by Gofwane(m): 2:29am On Mar 01, 2021
Zzor:
You are just an attention seeker,a chronic one.
I don't even know who is worse between you two. Anyway, I think both of you will make a fine couple.
Romance › Re: My Pre-wedding Photos by Gofwane(m): 6:42pm On Feb 24, 2021
NOwazobia:
Where is the beauty, the deluxe paint on her face? The guy is more handsome.
grin lol @ Dulux paint. The guy is handsome no doubt. But I don't compliment guys - sounds gay to me. Still, the wife looks beautiful to me. May be it's because I'm high.
... Will revisit this thread when I'm sober to give my final verdict cool
Romance › Re: My Pre-wedding Photos by Gofwane(m): 2:04pm On Feb 24, 2021
Oboyyeh, this guy Sabi better thing. Your girl fine die. My spec.
Politics › Re: Federal Fire Service Team Inspects Prime Alert Emergency Monitoring Facility by Gofwane(m): 8:34am On Feb 24, 2021
Somebody shout hallelujah...! Alex isn't reporting about beauty pageant today. I'm in shock!

Science/Technology › Re: Bizarre, Monstrous Half-Alligator Half-Fish Animal Spotted In Singapore (Pics) by Gofwane(m): 6:43pm On Feb 21, 2021
Righteousness2:
There are Creatures both on land and Sea that the Inhabitants of the Earth are yet to see.

A whole lot of them are Reserved until the End of times. Then will they be unleashed on the earth on those who rejected GOD'S Free Gift of Salvation. It's gonna be so terrific, terrible and horrible down here.
See Revelation 9.

Let's Make use of the Golden opportunity to Have a Genuie Relationship with JESUS Christ so as to avoid the Deadly times that will be Here on Earth.
Oboyyeh, shocked you still figured out a way to link your sermons to this animal? Damn, you are a rare breed of mad Men.
Romance › Re: 100k NAIRA GIVE AWAY. Gving Out 10k Each To 10 by Gofwane(m): 4:41pm On Feb 19, 2021
So many drunk dumb donkeys on this forum
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Gofwane(m): 7:31pm On Feb 18, 2021
anonymuz:
that's garium sulphate
lol, Obama's favorite lunch back then when I worked in White House shocked
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Gofwane(m): 7:26pm On Feb 18, 2021
1195meters:
Do right click. The photo is from google
The source doesn't really matter to me right now cos most of the foods posted here might as well be from Google. I am just appreciating the fact that someone here recognises an ordinary Nigerian man's food and not all these TOMATO PUREE wanna be gangstas grin
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Gofwane(m): 5:01am On Feb 17, 2021
seunmarytemi:
our oven dried catfish is available for your delicious meal
Now that is a real food. Not all those cartoon food most people are uploading here.
Crime › Re: Obinwanne Okeke (Invictus Obi) Sentenced To 10 Years In Prison by Gofwane(m): 4:45am On Feb 17, 2021
Aspire to desire what you acquire in your empire cool

Oboyyeh, Shayo na bastard shocked
Romance › Re: Haters Will Say It Is Not Me, And Photoshopped Etc (photo) by Gofwane(m): 4:06am On Feb 17, 2021
Too much of everything is bad. Bro, you are beginning to look like a chimpanzee, king Kong, Godzilla, etc.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2021 Recruitment Into The Nigerian Army For 81 Regular Recruit Intake by Gofwane(m): 6:53pm On Feb 14, 2021
God forbid. I rather join Amotekun or ESN than join these Mofos. Bunch of unprofessional Idiots.
Romance › Re: Two Lovers Found Dead In Their Apartment In Delta (Photos) by Gofwane(m): 6:24pm On Feb 14, 2021
Could actually be the generator fumes. That shiit is very dangerous. Reason why I nearly broke Yakubu's head with my big belt for putting his generator by my window angry
Family › Re: Best wedding pics and video. Natural by Gofwane(m): 2:11am On Feb 10, 2021
Zzor:
Hml,the wife should keep a close eye on this her husband, he appears too playful and men that are too playful with everyone are unrepentant cheats. It is well
this bitter old cargo again!
Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls Aren't All Useless (my experience) by Gofwane(m): 1:53pm On Feb 09, 2021
lkillbrokehoes:
Not the broke zzor and her likes, if she's still single go for her, she will make a good wife unlike the jobless waste I mentioned earlier.
grin

Romance › Re: When You Relocate To A New Area, What Is The First Thing You Look For? by Gofwane(m): 4:28pm On Jan 28, 2021
Beer parlor and the and the class of girls there.

Romance › Re: Got some. by Gofwane(m): 7:38pm On Jan 26, 2021
SweetCunt97:
If ur mother stayed single, shey she for born u? Ode
If his mother had insisted that the father must be rich, would she be married? Ode.

@Op, see as you sit down inside shrine with your lips like a cartoon tilapia fish looking for a rich Nigerian man shocked Don't worry, you will soon be used to prepare fish barbecue.
TV/Movies › Re: What's The Best Nigerian Movie You've Ever Watched? by Gofwane(m): 7:28pm On Jan 16, 2021
Disguise. Emeka Ike ft. Stephanie Okereke back in 2003. I almost believed in all these love bullshiit. Thank God for Ubunja the great messiah for saving my life. angry
Travel › Re: The New Scam At Murtala Muhammed International Airport, Lagos By Patrick Nwafor by Gofwane(m): 1:01am On Jan 12, 2021
Reason why I am seriously saving money to obtain a Glock 17 this year. This country is a joke. You try this kind of nonsense with me, I squeeze the trigger on you and japa.
Celebrities › Re: Adewale Adeleke And Wife, Kani Welcome A Baby Girl (Pix) by Gofwane(m): 8:51am On Jan 11, 2021
Can't you just address him as Adewole Adeleke?
Must you tell us he is Davido's brother? undecided
Romance › Re: Help! Her Pussy Is Too Sweet by Gofwane(m): 3:57am On Jan 06, 2021
This your username grin I wonder how tiny it is shocked

Politics › Re: Tinubu Is Ill & In Paris Hospital - Femi Fani-Kayode by Gofwane(m): 8:14am On Jan 05, 2021
princemillla:
I don’t know what has gotten to us that we now keep sick person profile secret huh To be ill now means incompetence
Especially in yorugba land. My G.M who happens to be my neighbor once fell sick. A colleague at work noticed oga's absent and asked me why oga hasn't been around for 2 days. I innocently told him oga was sick. I hear shege for saying that shocked
Romance › Re: Name That Song The DJ Must Play On Your Wedding Day? by Gofwane(m): 2:40am On Jan 04, 2021
Yosemite by Travis Scott ft. Gunna. My love for trap music is not normal.

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