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Science/Technology › Re: Humans To Be Immortal By 2600 - Expert (Photos) by Gofwane(m): 4:30am On Mar 23, 2021

Wetin consine me. Right now I am busy with my own research.

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Romance › Re: Zzor Wins Miss Igala Beauty Pageant by Gofwane(op): 8:54pm On Mar 19, 2021

Kingsleystunner:
this one is more even better than the Keke they gave to Erica on her birthday...

No be lie. The sponsor really tried grin

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Celebrities › Re: Thelma Ukaegbu Celebrates Her Birthday With A Dinner Reception (Photos) by Gofwane(m): 9:18pm On Mar 17, 2021

Killermamba:
Hahaha hahahaha why not just buy keke instead of that car

Nigeria don hard for everybody. But life must go on grin

Romance › Re: Zzor Wins Miss Igala Beauty Pageant by Gofwane(op): 12:46pm On Mar 17, 2021

DSC7:
See the contestants....

We were there live......

Celebrities › Re: Thelma Ukaegbu Celebrates Her Birthday With A Dinner Reception (Photos) by Gofwane(m): 9:20am On Mar 17, 2021

Alexreports and beauty pageant. I heard you hosted this one too

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Business › Re: Emmanuel Chigozie Eze: P&G Head Of Sales Spent Firm’s N20m On Online Betting by Gofwane(m): 8:35pm On Mar 16, 2021

@ChildOfDoom official, come and see your senior in betting. Better go and do thanksgiving in church cos you still dey learn work.

Romance › Re: Zzor Wins Miss Igala Beauty Pageant by Gofwane(op): 4:16pm On Mar 16, 2021

Biyonce:
OP is a jobless simp

And you are a very hardworking hoe.

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Celebrities › Re: Yul Edochie: I Will Be The Best President Nigeria Has Ever Had by Gofwane(m): 2:16pm On Mar 16, 2021

smartty68:
As I dey so laidis I dey ready to vote for stone or goat to be the president of this country than humans being the president. Let's also give animals a chance.

Seconded. Nigerian politicians are useless. All of them.

Romance › Re: Man Transforms Tattoo From ‘naomi’ To ‘indomie’ After Relationship Failure by Gofwane(m): 1:42pm On Mar 16, 2021

5hanklee:
Na Photoshop. You sef get eyes nah.

I know. I just don't want nairalanders wasting time clicking on that link.

Celebrities › Re: Grammy: Burna Boy Shades Davido “E No Choke Again, E Hang” (Video) by Gofwane(m): 11:41am On Mar 16, 2021

Angy55:
I think its only me that doesn't listen to them. Na gutter songs I dey call them.

I also thought I was alone on that.

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Celebrities › Re: Grammy: Burna Boy Shades Davido “E No Choke Again, E Hang” (Video) by Gofwane(m): 10:47am On Mar 16, 2021

Someone7:
On a very serious note. They even form fanboys and fangirls to fight their rival fans. They de try no be small

No be small.

Romance › Zzor Wins Miss Igala Beauty Pageant by Gofwane(op): 10:08am On Mar 16, 2021

According to reports, the event was sponsored and hosted by @Alexreports shocked

It was all fanfares as there were lots dignitaries like Emoney, Churchill, Ned Nwoko etc with lots of food, music and dance. The winner one Miss Zzor took home a brand new car.
Below are some pictures from the event.

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Romance › Re: Man Transforms Tattoo From ‘naomi’ To ‘indomie’ After Relationship Failure by Gofwane(m): 9:34am On Mar 16, 2021

God just asked me to post the pictures here so you don't have to click on the link OP posted grin

Jesus died on your behalf so you don't have to go to hell shocked

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Romance › Re: I Get Easily Aroused By Contact With A Lady's Body by Gofwane(m): 9:26am On Mar 16, 2021

donbachi:
A medical student and same time a technical virgin...mechanically speaking,u will need a practical approach, ELECTRICALLY .

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Politics › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Is A Wife Beater, Has Mental Health Condition - Precious by Gofwane(m): 8:01am On Mar 16, 2021

Abeg enough of FFK issue.
A man who is capable of verbally assaulting a journalist on live TV is capable of domestic violence at home.

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Celebrities › Re: Grammy: Burna Boy Shades Davido “E No Choke Again, E Hang” (Video) by Gofwane(m): 3:44pm On Mar 15, 2021

But you guys listening to all these class of artists dey try sha.

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Car Talk › Re: Just Bought This Car At 500k, Is It Worth It? by Gofwane(m): 3:38pm On Mar 15, 2021

Your old man don go buy all these motor that you will leave home in and come back untop okada grin

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Politics › Re: Major U.I Urang Killed In Boko Haram Ambush In Borno by Gofwane(m): 3:33pm On Mar 15, 2021

Freestainworld:
I don't pity these heartless souls, he only met his match, when they see innocent civilians they will be flexing muscles as if they are the owner of our lives.

My heart so cold towards these Nigerian Army guys that I don't feel any sympathy for them anymore. They've allowed themselves to become objects of ridicule through corruption and lack of professionalism.

Shout out to the Air force. Their standards are top notch.

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Politics › Re: President Buhari In 4 Shocking Pictures - Check The Photos by Gofwane(m): 3:07pm On Mar 15, 2021

Looking very, very clueless as usual.

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Celebrities › Re: Davido Will Be Shot Dead – Prophet Osei Kofi by Gofwane(m): 5:02pm On Mar 13, 2021

Davido laughing, high on Chioma's bress grin

Family › Re: How Is Your Relationship With Your Father? by Gofwane(m): 8:33am On Mar 12, 2021

Victoria938:
Haven't talked to him in like 7 years. When my mum died he chose alcohol instead of family and I decided I don't need him in my life.

Same here. We weren't in talking terms till he died.

Health › Re: COVID-19 Update For March 11 2021 In Nigeria by Gofwane(m): 1:45am On Mar 12, 2021

So finally uncle References too don conclude say Covid19 for Nigeria na scam? shocked

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Family › Re: Is My Wife Correct On This Matter? by Gofwane(m): 1:39am On Mar 12, 2021

This is one of the reasons I don't respect some married men. The fact that you are married doesn't make you mature mentally.
Just imagine how this OP reasons. You are still a boy.

Romance › Re: How I Almost Gave My Life To Christ On My Way To Have Sex With A Man by Gofwane(m): 9:48am On Mar 10, 2021

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Health › Re: What Is Causing The Too Much Heat In Nigeria? by Gofwane(m): 3:32am On Mar 10, 2021

Righteousness2:
That's one of the reasons we must do all we should to ensure we make Heaven.
If we are so uncomfortable with what we see now, then imagine the Hotness and pains in Hell Fire.
GOD Almighty give us Wisdom

This psycho sha. You still had to find a way to link your sermons to this thread shocked

Food › Re: How Do I Know If I'm Eating Human Parts In A Restaurant? by Gofwane(m): 10:14am On Mar 09, 2021

You can ask the seller. And remember to ask nicely o cool

You can also pray about it.

TV/Movies › Re: What's The First TV Channel That Comes To Mind When You Grab The TV Remote? by Gofwane(m): 8:52am On Mar 09, 2021

MTV Base

Business › Re: 300k by Gofwane(m): 6:44pm On Mar 07, 2021

richmond500:
him no go see shishi for bubu hand.

but Bubu is a very weird man. He is very capable of surprising you O.

Culture › Re: Suri Tribeswomen Of Ethiopia Who Wear Large Lip Plate To Determine Worth In Cows by Gofwane(m): 8:44am On Mar 05, 2021

Africans with their terrible cultures.

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