₦airaland Forum

tojahh:
My friend stop writing for the sake of it. It was one of the attire for presentation on the *Most Beautiful Damsel*. I was there, it's an event held in port Harcourt at The Arena Event Center, Tombia Street, GRA Phase 2, Port Harcourt

No one wears this even to a club Mr. Op. Comon!

ok, we now know that you attended the event so can you go back and read what the op posted. Read it slowly this time

The op merely asked if anyone would allow his girlfriend to wear such a dress to an event and gbam! You don dey write epistle of how you were at the event as if it was not a public event. Or are you related to the girl?

This cartoon is not funny at all

It just ended up spoiling my mood

Oboyyeh

Damn!

* in idris abdulkarim voice *

ohhh Lord of mercy,
Dis geh go kee me,
She geti big bakasi,
But na ashawo...

Fear women, especially African women. Especially, especially, especially, especially Ghanian women.

That's why i've refused to date that Ghanian nairalander despite the numerous green lights she's been flashing

IamAirforce1:
Boss

you try well, well.

I have no reason to doubt this news. Anytime Ghanians get to see one of their own with a light skin, they'll just be looking at him like....

COOLDK:
Oga You can lie oooooooo.

We have seeing this picture on NL before

no mind the guy jhoor. All these bloggers, go just go drink ogogoro and monkey tail then una go come online and begin to post any rubbish wey dey una head

blessedvisky:
. Lmao. I find that thing called "Mouth Action" extremely disgusting.

same here!

QueenSuccubus:



OP, remember this LIKE ATTRACTS LIKE ... It's the law of attraction..

So, don't ask us why this girl is heading on ur way coz u know exactly the reason why

you are absolutely wrong!

LIKE CHARGES REPEL WHILE UNLIKE CHARGES ATTRACTS.
Ask any engineering or science student.

All these oyinbo people with their wahala sef
I approached my dog for a selfie and the baskard gave me one angry look

Mine is Michael Jackson style.

Oboyyeh see the big cassava. This is the real BabbanBura.

Sarang:
You are so so like me except the last one. I laugh all the time, so much so that people hardly know that I get sad at times.. Like a defense mechanism

lol that's great. I once heard that laughing makes you look younger.

clemmonce:
I just like this stuff you wrote he funny die........ you have seen alot of Shit.s in life men....Lol

I'm telling you, I've seen a lot of shii to last a lifetime

izaray:
Oh my God wat a wonderful prayer, i claim it with an open hands in Jesus name Amennn

I don disappoint am

hahaha so you wanna be a mama? I assume that you are married. Right?

izaray:
I saw this coming. That's what you get, when you choose to celebrate Valentine with unprotected sex.

Bruh dnt be scared, you aren't alone, so deal with it. We are expecting more result by the end of this month

Congrats bruh!

don't feel comfortable just yet. Your own case might still be on the way. Cos i know girls like you love cassava too much

DonroxyII:
U mean those niqqurs u were smoking weed with then

yeah!

I just re-read this thread over again . All i can say is: I'm lucky and blessed!
Most of my hommies are either dead, mad, in prison or no where to be found- not even their families know their whereabouts.

Ohkay we are waiting for the song.

... but something is telling me that you went there just to charge your phone and you saw the opportunity to snap pinshures

livebynite:
How does this reduce the cost of Garri?

by making anambra people to stop buying garri due to the fasting and prayers they will do in order to cleanse their lands from the abomination that mathematics teacher committed. As a result, there will be surplus garri in the market and sellers will be forced to reduce their prices

Na wa wo!
This is the reason why i stopped taking Roche. It gives you the false impression that you have money even if you don't!

Op, stop taking Roche!!!

Chaiiiiii! See confirm bress oh unlike one slay Queen own on nairaland wey don flat finish like fried egg

Thank you Lord for this lady's bress. Seeing it has heald me from my eyes pains remain the konji aspect

My aunt here has always been warning me and her sons to steer away from yoruba girls. I've asked her severally her reasons why but till today, she hasn't been able to provide an answer.

Her first son once dated a yoruba girl named fumi - a friend to his sister. Fumi was an orphan living with them. His mum went as far as getting him admission to a university in borno, she then got an apartment for fumi all in a bit to end their affair and She eventually succeeded.

She wants to do the same thing to me but i immediately let her know that not she, not my grandparents, not a girl's parents or either families can stop me from marrying a lady I luv

greatnaija01:
If you LOVE her, you will not act like this.

I truly luv her and nothing will make me happy than spending my life with her. But then she is so desperate to settle down cos she keeps saying that she is getting old.

I don't want a situation where by i will waste her time only to not be able to tie the knot next year.

deewhydoski:
how old are u both of u?....let start from there

I'm 28 while she is 26

amani63:
chaiiii
So na like this you spoil reach
Gnonoreah na disease

I beg since this year I never do any indopupu guy

just wait till the result of the checkup comes out

Sorry the post is a bit long but i just want you to get the exact picture of the circumstances surrounding the whole issue....



...I'm in a long distance relationship with this extremely beautiful and intelligent girl. We met in 2009 back then while i was in technical college cos her school is in the same compound as mine.

It was truly a beautiful start till we started drifting apart because i wasn't having time for her anymore. I will spend the day with my goons moving from one bar to another and one jungle to another till the relationship finally hit the rock.

Then in 2012 i decided to get serious with my life so i had to relocate to another state due to constant temptations and peer pressures.
Our paths crossed again in 2016 when she added me up on Facebook. I asked about her current boyfriend and she told me the guy cheated on her and married her friend. She also asked about my current girlfriend of which i sincerely told her that we broke up because she was a lesbian. So fter a couple of chats, we immediately realised that we missed each other and so the relationship was rekindled again though we were not in the same state.

This girl luvs me to bits and i do too! She even suggested that we do a blood covenant that we will stick to each other till death but i refused, not because i'm having bad intensions but because i saw it as unnecessary.

The problem here is lately she has been talking about settling down latest by next year and with the way she is saying it, i know she is not going to change her mind. But honestly i don't see myself fit for that because i'm still hustling to make ends meet.

Lately i've been thinking of how to end the relationship the earlier the better without hurting her so she can be able to meet another guy that is ready to settle down but it seems her luv for me is growing more and more intense to the extent that she is trying to work her nysc to the state I'm residing so we could be together.
I've tried to cut off communications by switching off my phone during the day time so that she might begin to lose interest but anytime i switched it on i will get an sms from her telling me of how she is addicted to me!

So i really don't know how to handle this.

Please anyone with a good idea on how to respond to this issue?

Thanks

You don go fvck all these Congo girls without Condom, and now you are beginning to see the signs and symptoms of HIV & GHONOREAH that was why you went for checkups. Right?