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Romance › Re: 2 Young Girls Shows Off Their Tongues After Taking Codeine In Bayelsa (photo by Gofwane(m): 5:27pm On Feb 12, 2018
Not codeine. That's Roche (rophynol) aka blue Berry
Romance › Re: Lady Rejects Man’s Marriage Proposal After Giving Her A Kidney by Gofwane(m): 11:55am On Feb 12, 2018
IamZod:
Wait. You mean hushpupi sold his kidney?
grin yeah! So i heard from a reliable source
Romance › Re: Lady Rejects Man’s Marriage Proposal After Giving Her A Kidney by Gofwane(m): 10:41am On Feb 11, 2018
That guy is a professional montol.

honestly i cannot donate my kidney to anybody, even if it is my family cheesy not to talk of one mumu hashawo wey go follow another bad guy the moment i die. It is even better to sell it like hushpupi did grin
Romance › Re: How True Is This? Dead for real? by Gofwane(m): 11:53pm On Feb 10, 2018
Rip.
But who is he?
Never heard that name before
Romance › Re: She Is Not Your Wife by Gofwane(m): 9:25pm On Feb 10, 2018
You girls need to realise that you are not doing us any favour by tendering your pvssy.

It goes both ways - the two of you enjoyed it! Hell, the ladies even enjoy it more than the guys that's why they keep moaning when you are fvcking grin
To the guys, it's just an exercise!
Romance › Re: I Gave My Cousin Many Signs That I Want To Have Sex With Her But… by Gofwane(m): 9:12pm On Feb 08, 2018
E be like say you want to relocate to India and start working as a male stripper huh
Ask ozila about what happened after he fvcked his cousin sister
Romance › Re: Frustration Is Killing Me by Gofwane(m): 8:59pm On Feb 08, 2018
No be you create one thread some weeks or months ago claiming that you are balling angry?
Wetin com happen nah?
Romance › Re: Pretty Ladies "Liked" My Throw Back Pic - See Screenshot by Gofwane(m): 8:28pm On Feb 08, 2018
xendra:
coming from the trash maker himself :p
grin hahaha
Damn!!!!
Romance › Re: How Sex Has Ruin The Lives Of So Many Girls(photos) by Gofwane(m): 4:24pm On Feb 07, 2018
Hello nairalanders & mods,
Please hide my identity.

i'm new here can anyone teach me how to comment on a post? angry

Thanks
Romance › Re: My 16 And 17years Old Pictures And How I've Transformed Till Date by Gofwane(m): 4:02pm On Feb 07, 2018
FriendofGod:
You and Jamariwolf need to hook up. angry
grin yeah they will make a perfect couple.
Romance › Re: When The Romantic Jonaifame22 Is Ur Romantic Barber by Gofwane(m): 7:38am On Feb 07, 2018
jonaifame22:
is it ur mud house?
grin grin
no, it is my grandmother's house in the village
Romance › Re: Father Share Photos Of Her Pretty 5-years Daughter Preparing Pounded Yam For Him by Gofwane(m): 6:11pm On Feb 06, 2018
Me at that age....

Romance › Re: When The Romantic Jonaifame22 Is Ur Romantic Barber by Gofwane(m): 5:12pm On Feb 06, 2018
Your shop looks quite rugged. The choice and style of the paint makes it look like a mud house.

If I were to be you, i will paint it in one colour, either white or light green.
Romance › Re: When GOD Decided To Beautify You Mary K,weave On Etc Become Useless by Gofwane(m): 4:30pm On Feb 06, 2018
internationalman:
I prefer the before look.
same here
Romance › Re: Nude Pictures Illustrating The Harmful Effect Of Smoking by Gofwane(m): 7:43pm On Feb 05, 2018
Whether or not you are a smoker, something must definitely kill you one day.

I remember this incident at my place of work where jide was always yabbing and cursing Marshall because he (Marshall) is a chronic smoker- he smokes anything smoke-able, drinks anything drink-able and swallows various types of hard drugs to the extent that he is looking like a HIV patient, everybody believes he might fall and die the next hour.

On the other hand, jide is not a smoker though he drinks alcohol.

Nairalanders, it is almost 3 years now since jide died and Marshall is still here dangling from left to right and smoking all the things he used to smoke.



PS: I'm not trying to encourage anybody to go into smoking but to remind you that death can come from various angles and to whom he wishes.
Romance › Re: See The Sex Doll That Can Cook And Clean The House by Gofwane(m): 11:56am On Feb 05, 2018
I am serving a living God.

A God that can break coconut with an egg just to shame the stone.

A God that can make a sexdoll perform every duty of a housewife just to shame the ladies grin grin
Romance › Re: How I Was Embarrassed By A Mad Man Today!!!! by Gofwane(m): 8:13pm On Feb 04, 2018
Wale adeguna productions: we are nothing but marijuana in the hands of Bob Marley huh
Romance › Re: Meet The Most Muscular Female American Soldier (photos) by Gofwane(m): 3:55am On Feb 04, 2018
eljimmah:
This one is a no go area....heheehehehe
even the major generals no fit try this one.
Romance › Re: #photos: Kcee Cuts His Dreads And This Is What He Looks Like by Gofwane(m): 8:08am On Feb 02, 2018
Drinokrane:
#photos: Kcee Cuts His Dreads And This Is What He Looks Like

Nigerian singer, Kcee is going along the line of artistes changing their looks as he has changed his signature’ dreadlocks’ look.

He took to his Instagram page to share his new look and we must confess he looks so handsome.

See more photos below
http://wapnetrealm.com.ng/photos-kcee-cuts-dreads-looks-like/

Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique
I know k.c but honestly i no even observe the hairstyle he was rocking. In fact, i can't even remember if he had a head or na just neck he get huh

...as if he is the first person to cut his hair angry


*Modified*
Oboyyeh, see how the forehead big and dey shine, e com resemble windscreen of all these Toyota buses grin wey dey just finish washing for car wash cheesy


Abeg uncle k.c na joke oh!
Romance › Re: Kim kardarshian Nude After Sex Pics leaks On Twitter.(18+) by tetrishacker by Gofwane(m): 4:29pm On Feb 01, 2018
Seunosewapenis:
My slayed queen posted our nudes on twitter please what should i do
grin grin grin this your moniker no be play oh. So of all the names you can pick from, na oga kpata, kpata cassava you decide to choose? cheesy cheesy

*in Africanchina's voice*......

.... if I say 'S'

you say 'E'

another man say 'UN'

Ómò na u sabi grin
Romance › Re: This Company Buy Used Phone In 30 Minute Nation Wide. by Gofwane(m): 4:14pm On Feb 01, 2018
amani63:
until you remember why you are created you will do that in 30min
lol... you never reach Nigeria? Abi na steam-engine train you enter?
Romance › Re: This Company Buy Used Phone In 30 Minute Nation Wide. by Gofwane(m): 11:59am On Feb 01, 2018
How do i get to give you the phone and collect my money within 30minutes?
Romance › Re: Going To Visit That Shithole Country Called Nigeria This Month by Gofwane(m): 11:51am On Feb 01, 2018
efesodje:
Guy you dey craze angry You are calling Nigeria shithole, no be Cotonou or Togo you dey come from? grin Yeye grin
no mind the village headmaster. At first, i thought it was someone coming from the UK or US only to check and see this kongo abi na togo village champion grin grin grin
Romance › Re: No Sex Dolls For Botswana Men As Law Blocks Importation by Gofwane(m): 11:26am On Feb 01, 2018
That's a violation of their human rights.! huh
What about the women using vibrators? So they are free to use that thing to slack their coochie but the men are not allowed to knack the tight one in a sexdoll? huh

Their minister of importation and exportation must definitely be a woman angry

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