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Fine, fine children. Lol, i remember the day julius agwu and Davido posted the picture of their daughters no be small yabbing the innocent girls chop. Kai!!
Someone even said the girl head be like ninja turtle own

def111:
Tell us when you finally dickpression her... Not blood sister I know of two different guys that have knack their cousin... One is still doing it till now, you can't imagine how emotion you and your cousin will be when you start blasting her system..
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she got married last year so we are no longer in the same state

Don't you ever get tired of posting this shii all the time?
Your friends are making it big not by coming to Nairaland to create a thread and lament about their sorry state instead, by working hard. Some people don't even make up to #15,000 in a month, yet they are not complaining but hoping for the best.

The truth of the matter is you are very lazy! I've seen cases where people with one hand or leg are still hustling in the streets.

Don't get up and work hard, just keep sitting down at home and be creating threads on nairaland

ubunja:
i pray to God to increase your pain becoz your stupidity is incurable.

haba naw Mr man, you don't have to insult the op to make your point. Our lives are surrounded by different circumstances.

Nevertheless, What is done is already done. The only thing now is to look for solutions and move on with life!

That is the power of a pvssy.
I used to think that i have self discipline on konji matters until the day i nearly knacked my cousin sister.
The girl had the habit of stylishly touching my preek at any given opportunity. So one day, it was raining heavily and NEPA had taken the light when she came into my room where i was just laying down on my bed and started telling me of how she luvs me and wishes cousins could marry each other


That was how this gift started rubbing my chest and gently pulling my nippy. Before i could say 'jack', my mumu preek just stood at attention like superman.

It wasn't long before we started kissing that my hand made its way into her hot toto when suddenly we heard our grandmother screaming my cousin's name and so she quickly ran out. That same incident repeated itself a couple of times but thank God it never went beyond kissing and touching of private parts.

Pheeewww!

Abeg, who knows the name of this mojo actress?

Any Bitch that tries that shii with me, i will make sure i vandalise all her teeth and break one of her legs and of her hands That way, no guy will find her attractive to date even as a side, side, side, side chic

MhizAJ:
There are better ways to deal with a man

such as?

So this op is still alive?

It's been a while since i last saw all those his gloomy-doomy threads. I thought the niqqur finally committed suicide like he was trying to do last year.
Now that he is back,..... i guess it is business as usual


Welcome back Mr frustratedrat

XhosaNostra:
This looks like a 'lonely hearts' advertisement to me. Just say you're available, let's quit beating around the bush now.

yeah! The beensh even went ahead to say the name of the school she graduated from in the UK like she always did in other threads

I wonder what is the correlation between people sending mails and the location/name of her former schoo l

akeentech:
She's white, White can sex illegally even in the presence of God

na so! No be lie!!

I thought this type of a shiitty thread was dumped in 2017. So someone still managed to smuggled it into 2018

@op, why are you doing this to yourself?

Anyways, the thunder that will faya you is currently in the studio with IamAirforce1 recording a traditional track.

Wishing you all the best as you open another chapter of your lives.

God bless

OdikwaRisky:
.....Kinda reminds me of a psycho on Nairaland. #Spits!

I hope it is not the same guy i'm thinking

aDEOetREGE:
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As I read your matter reach the part where you help her out financially, I concluded you are one of the many learners with L all over your face.

If you seek whom to help financially, You serve in the north where education is least encouraged, how about some jamb or waec forms?

how about you call niggas to go chill @ st.bottles cathedral?


If you don’t drink, you can still make d science students happy, arrange chemicals and leave d lab immediately...

These are the set of people who can help your life in ways you can’t imagine.

Answering your question, obviously she has known your rank in this game so you are obviously a friendzoned nigga trying hard to be excellent in that course.

Hint: girls don’t tell bad/alpha males about their boyfriends even if he has tens of them, notwithstanding if Yusuff buhari is one of them.

Peace!


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best reply! The op is still a learner, he doesn't know that the lady is building him a permanent headquarters for all friend zone affairs.

IamAirforce1:
This girl is so upset with ubunja

the sadness is soo much to the extent that it can be felt in all her threads.

Abeg @op, who vandalised your pvssy and ran away?

Originalsly:
..guess we also need a section for liars.

hahaha hahaha

The op na confirm Aristo hunting for lesbian partners

THUNDAR:
you have done all your calculations and had put your thoughts in to action! What more could you want? advise?

don't mind the montol of an op.

Opentokwowledge:
Maybe I expected you to already know that opinions are like assholes and most of them stink and that stupidity is a human disease and not a national or tribal affliction as the case may be. That I frog jumped on your post might mean I've placed you on a pedestal and the fact that I share the same national space with somebody must not mean we operate at the same frequency. Besides, it takes a few button punches to have an agreeable perception of what operates beyond one's borders these days, instead of concluding a whole country, with this staggering population is filled with nothing but brainless oafs because one zombie acted accordingly. Without reservation, that declaration is below low and inexcusable and you deserve to be heavily spanked in the ass three good times.

Bro, why you just dey fall hand by arguing with the ashana?
You no suppose dey do like that! Fashi the akuya and waka away.

You dig me?

XhosaNostra:
Must we always be tortured with the images of this your snout nose?

hahaha I don die yehh!!

Me i been get 8k. The thing just expired yesterday and i no even use up to 1k

I signed up in 2013. I was looking for some mojo-related stories and my search led me here but i couldn't access the sexuality section because i was not a member so i had to sign up in other to get access into the section

Abeg for the sake of clarity, i wanna ask the op if he is a Male or Female.

Cos the way you are behaving, no real man behaves like that.

Lonestar124:
The question is how are we sure he's not a boy hiding with opposite gender

a very good observation. The old might be a she-male

TheUpsetGirl:
nothing.

why are you so concerned about men? What have we done to you to deserve such aggression?
Nearly all your topics and even your signature are about men's issues.

Is it that men don't flock around you?
Cos ayam noht understanding

YoungDaNaval:
Your moniker says it all

honestly her moniker said it all.
I wonder who is that guy that vandalised her pvssy and vamoozed

@op if you ever wanna talk about it i'm here for you

Haha... i can't stop laughing this is the funniest story i've ever read!

Once again, hahaha

SenselessIdiot:
Ilegend carry woman matters for head for 12 years now.
Bro go and hustle and get the dough girls will always respond to your message without thinking twice.
Don't be stupid, if you are ugly, ignorant, mentally retarded, Got lame dress sense and chat in the most fascinating way on earth girls will always ignore your messages.

This comment is just the gospel truth!

All the op topic na about how to impress woman. Maybe he is not in Nigeria because the only language Nigerian girls understand is MONEY, MONEY, MONEY