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AyamConfidence:
someone I know has been ill for months....we used to talk quite well before his sickness....I have refused to go see him.... maybe I'm scared I don't know but I heard he ain't doing well

i can relate with that. It quite a task for me too.

patval:
Apology accepted..... the world is spacious for us to live so no qualms

glad to hear that.

au revoire.

ghostfacekillar:
see him*yeye

you are jealous, right?

holatin:
get out of my mind man !

in your mind??
I don't get.

Bitterleafsoup:
hahaaha no please don't!

lol alright sweerie, as you wish.

I don't know how to go and greet people when they are sick or when someone dies.

I hate being told what to do. If i'm about to do a thing and you approach me to tell me to do that same thing, i won't do it just to show you that you can't control me

I go out of my way and comfort to help people

I can spend a whole day without laughing. Not because i'm a sadist but because I've seen so many shii in life to the extent that most things don't look funny anymore.

Bitterleafsoup:
Hahaha hope your a shortie too?

no!! I'm a longinus but i can cut my legs to become a shortie if that's what you want

My name (cornel) and my temper.

So i was coming down from the rocks after going out to smoke blunt during class hours and my form master saw me so he went and ambushed me.

As i unknowingly approached the school compound, the modafvcker jumped out and started whipping me with a fan belt.
Students began to come out of their classes to see what was going on because the man was just screaming like a wild animal.

The more i was thinking he was going to stop, the harder he continued to whip me so as he was about to give me another stroke, i got hold of the fan belt, pulled it away from his hand and began to whip the devil that was making him to kolo out of his body!

The mofo couldn't stand the pains so he took off and i chased him out of the school compound while students were cheering and hailing me.

That incident made me over popular in the school

Soldiers use it to cover the nozzle of their rifle to protect it from water or sand.

Nick canon used it as an insulation for his car battery

It can be attached to a bottle then cut a tiny hole and used as a feeding bottle for babies

It can be used as nylon to cook moimoi.

Bitterleafsoup:
And so am towering over my man like this....

that means you need someone like me! I will be on standby

victorvezx:
My guy no be only say u no get talent, u no even fine too. So how the female fans wan take go Gaga for u sef? lol

hahaha ....guy, why naw?

the guy head be like mud block wey village bricklayers dey use build mud house in the village

someone even said his hands looks like a cutlass! Chaiiiiii... why evulzs nah?

@second picture, you look like a gay!

nuggarito:
Make e come be say that day I dey hungry, I no go even look ya face Oga ghost, I just jejely carry my cup go soak garri. After eating belleful I will start reacting.

correct guy! You just took the words out of my mouth

patval:
I just clicked like on your comment cos its stupidity is tasty, you that still eat mama thanks get what to offer girl?

are you serious?
Damn!!!
A comment light heartedly made and gbam! You begin to para.
You Nigerian girls have no good sense of humour at all.

Anyways, sorry about that.

Na wa wo. This op na confirm woman wrapper. See as he knows the various names of women hairstyles

I need such a type of girl

Ehen.... so Patval, you are on nairaland? God don catch you today. You thought you can just chop my money and vamooze?

Oboyyeh, dis one na Barca's ashana. Boys are not smiling at all

IamAirforce1:

Abi i lie?

Fadiga24:
It's now time to be mature, you are no longer a kid.

for where? The attention seeking is going to become worse than it is cos he will like to show his 'pikin' that daddy is a desperado

@op is a celebrity nah. He has won so many Grammy awards as the BMMEL - Biggest MuMu Ever Liveth

Scores: 1-1

King990:
Says the guy who has been an upcoming artist for 15 years now

IamAirforce1:
Says the broke and empty rat who almost commited suicide over hunger

Link : https://www.nairaland.com/4270874/im-verge-committing-murder-now

OkpaAkuEriEri:
Pls asked ur fada why he used ur common senx 4 ritual

damn!!!!

Be like say the guy na product of low sperm count because his sense and self-esteem is way too low

I don't have anything to say regarding that. Maybe the next poster might be of help

The only reason for such a move is that the guy has money

5, 6, 7 and 15 but all the rest, i be master. Especially those related to getting high

It won't be wrong to conclude that his family killed him.
Sometimes i use to wonder how people Could be so heartless.
Even the devil himself can't do what some people are doing.
Na their type when they get to hell fire, devil go fetch dem firewood and kerosene make dem go start their own hell fire

Tanyabee:
hw is that possible

he dug a hole in the tree which he inserts his cassava

Wish it was possible to upload videos on nairaland. I don't have the link but i have the video on my laptop