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Death is an inevitable end whether you are beautiful or ugly. May God grant the family the fortitude to bear the lost and may she rest in peace

So at last you have finally seen the light.

I remember the day i told you to stop being a pvssy niqqur by slaving yourself for all these disloyal hoes, but then you attacked me!

Just thank God for saving you from eternal damnation by biitches.

izaray:
Don't mind donstan, he's always attacking ladies here

he is attacking the ladies with the truth and realities

I like it!

Can't wait to see a lady on the streets wearing it. I will just pull out my lighter and melt the goddamn dress

Welcomme:
Asslicker oshi.. Mofo!

no mind that weyre op. E just wan to lick all these small, small nairaland girls flat nyash wey resemble wooden ruler we dey use for primary school.

amakadihot87:
That is not a vagina

let's see your's for proper comparison

I've always wondered about how people find it difficult to mind their business.
Not even if i come across a group of people plotting to kill you, i still won't tell you

I'll turn my face the other way and vamooze! Just minding my bidness

@op, you just wasted your time writing this post.

Have you ever seen a pig that doesn't like playing or chilling inside the most dirtiest and muddy water?

No matter how well you bathed and even wore a suit & tie on it, once a pig sees a dirty water, oboy na to dive inside sure pass - without even removing the suit & ti

I'm sure by now you know who i'm talking about

MrSensor:
Maybe it's E-money's belle.

hahaha buahahahahaha. No mind the op. I once told him that when his girl eventually gives birth, the child is going to look like a carbon copy of his neighbour

MhizzAJ:
Some people will rush here now to start cursing African women

I don't know why a full grown man wouldn't mind his business
They will go out to have fun instead of them to concentrate on their own table they will be checking other people's table...

Why didn't he order rice and chicken for the house help good samaritan

Above all let's show love to all,this life ain't serious

one of them evil house wives Detected!

I know your type wella. Back then when i was still going to church, i use to see una. Na una dey claim Deaconess for christ embassy. Una go paint face like rainbow and wear one tight jogging pants making sure that your big, big camel toe can be seen by even a blind man.

Dey will be preaching love from morning to night yet when you visit their homes that's when you will know the true definition of evil!

Abeg Gerrarrahere mehn....

EmergencyCase:
3) Boys from 20, move to their own place, enter a relationship, buy designer clothes and hang out with friends. At 26, I can't boast of any of the good life. I can't stay on my own because I'm incapacitated (financially and health-wise), I can't date cause I smell from infections. I'm unkempt and broke too. I can't remember when I attended a wedding as I have obsolete clothes.

you think they were able to get these by laying down all day and doing nothing but creating threads on nairaland?

You are not the only one with health challenges. Everyone has one health issue or the other. Go out there and see how people without two hands or legs are hustling for money.

I think you are just being lazy. Shikenan!!

MhizzAJ:
I don't understand your case

You will just be creating different sorrowful threads with different monikers

I don't know whether the solution to your problem is on nairaland

I honestly am tired of this op. No matter the tonnes of advice nairalanders gathered for him, he still comes back with the same complain

OriakuAmara:
as if you can afford the 4000,
Go and sit down jare.
The girl is a beggar tho

one of them airtime beggars spotted. We always detect you runs-bitches by your comments

Nairalanders, learn how to answer a question according to what you were asked. The op merely asked if you can call your mum or dad and say: I love you. This is a question of YES & NO!

But then, some people ignored the actual question and went ahead to give lectures on how they believed in action rather than words. This is the simple reason why so many of you failed examinations.


@op, sincerely speaking, i can't call my parents and say: I love you even if they were still alive. Not that because i don't truly love them but it sounds strange to me and will sound strange to them since i wasn't brought up to orally exchange emotional words within the family.

From what I've seen, polygamous families have more tendencies of producing children who would never ever think of following in their parent's footsteps.

amani63:


You can be so funny and ignorant most times

So this is school uniform to you hmm Gofwane

yeah! Ask any student of ST. JAMES PRI SCHOOL if that is not their uniform

Op wore school uniform to church oh!!!!

swiz123:
Funny enough, I love all your threads

same here

I admire the way the op used to say what's in his mind without sentiment. Unlike some people here that wishing their parents die so that they can inherit the properties of their parents. But still they will come online wearing their agbada of hypocrisy to tell us of how much they luv mummy and daddy

MissWrite:
It's not very hygienic. During her period, a woman's cervix opens up to expel the blood, and leaves her especially susceptible to infections. It's also gross, (but that's a personal opinion) especially if the flow is heavy.

does this mean that any attempt to penetrate her at any time of the day (when she is menstruating) will trigger the blood flow or is it that there is certain time of the day that there won't be flow?

IamAirforce1:
Gofwane my boy

Thunder fire your left yansh this Easter

ah ahn boss, why you dey vex for me nah?

Is it because i exposed you by telling nairalanders that you are suffering from weak erection and low sperm count?

amani63:
wait ooh if fine Bobo fine boys da talk this black creature will follow da talk.

If I wire you slap na

I hear you.

But with all the fine bobo wey you dey claim, even this girl don refuse to date you upon all the money you spend on her. She just dunked you like basket ball into her friendzone

Abi i lie??

Talk true and shame the devil

IamSINZ:
No mind that idiot.


With him ugly face like fermented spit!

hahaha

No mind the drunkard and woman wrapper
Na only to drink ogogoro and cook for girls that friendzoned him e sabi

Please i have a kweshion to ask ladies.

Why do you deny us sex when you are menstruating?

Is it that once you remove that pad blood will just be rushing any how?

Or is it that when the cassava enter your pvssy it will go and open the valve that is controlling the blood?

Oya, answer me.

amani63:
haters everywhere I knew you will start bleep or nonsense by talking off point.
I am still waiting for IamSINZ to start his own

Pinshures you that cannot satisfied your woman not to talk of cooking da call my hard time cooking Pinshures .

what is there to hate about that weird food or your togo chic?

.... if i woz you slap ehn...

@op,

As a man, i can't marry a pastor (female). I don't want to have any business with all these holier-than-thou Christians with their oversabi

I will even prefer to marry a lady that i met at a club

Guy, why are you lying naw?

You once uploaded these pinshures na

Instead of you to start looking for means to make money and cater for the girl and your child, you are here looking for whom to buy the baby

IamAirforce1:
Your papa

my papa fvck yo mama

I'm surprised that some of you people are believing this PREGNANCY story. The op is suffering from weak erection and low sperm count

Wait till that girl delivers and you get to see the baby looking like a carbon copy of your neighbour.

No be only camel toe, na ileya ram toe



.....Or in your village, is this what you call a camel toe?