₦airaland Forum

FrancisDozie:
www.naijauncut.com isn't hot .
Check www.rocandshay.com or even www.xhamster.com ,they are bae

amani63:
I will not talk to you

efesodje:
And the guy dey fat and shapeless. Why he no go fat when na so so rubbish he dey eat

JULIE1925:


Uuumm.. I've been many times in za oza room, there's nothing good in there..

Lemme juz stay here for awhile

JULIE1925:

ceejayx:
I need to save those pictures

CeeJay9ja:
Guy, you have my permission...Commit Murder

andray12:
Ok u neeed money to buy sense abi

rebirthforgoody:
WOW

amani63:
am not a togolese man but I stay in ........
I fear assassination
So my location is hidden

ShyCypher:
Omo!

If I buy dis one, na dat same day e go spoil because I go run the battery down still dey nack am as e dey charge.

Hospital go sure that day.

apholaryn:
House boy goin to visit mama for village.


Journey mercy man! Btw why He dey tell us sef?

RadicallyBlunt:
That spot weh 2017 dey. I like the thickness of the spot.

Greenbullet:
The average Nigerian woman cost a Man 60 thousand naira a month to maintain, here is a detailed breakdown;
Hair (2 times )- 10,000
Recharge card (5 times)- 8,000
Food (unlimited) -15,000
Make up and accessories -7,000
Transportation-5000
Handout-20,000

This cumulative sum over the course of a year : 60,000 X 12= 720,000 naira
For a relationship let's say 2 years

720,000 X 2= 1,440,000 naira

For a marriage, let's say 10 years

720,000 X 10 = 7,200,000 naira

Regardless of the expenses , women also have other functions they perform in the lives of men, BUT , CAN WE DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, YES !

SÉX ROBOT !

The cost of the average sex robot
IS BETWEEN 800-900 THOUSAND NAIRA, hold on ! , before you think of not taking that option, know that they have a warranty of 10 years, which means they can last even more, think of the troubles and other expenses you have to foot down to make a female partner happy to the state that she accepts coitus, well THE SEX ROBOT HAS NONE OF IT !


Now , I know many female folks here will flock here to say can it cook , can it wash, can it clean, can it bear your kids, SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE, continue reading for more.

They are automated vacuum/sweepers with AI intelligence capable of learning every single corner of your home they usually cost below 200 thousand naira


On the issue of cooking, they are other automated robots for that or you can simply hire a chef or cook your meals yourself, so easy, and in this country , a chef isn't expensive,

On to the issue of washing , they are washing machines less than 30 thousand naira and they work perfectly ,


For the issue of bearing children, they are surrogate mothers around who your sperm can fertile and birth your child, they cost less than 400 thousand naira.

On the long run, we see that women are extremely expensive not because of uniqueness but monopoly, now that there isn't monopoly, ITS TIME TO BE MORE ECONOMICAL !

Lalasticlala
Tosyne2much
Seun
Mynd44

julietkcee:
Guy why? Is this how we are going to lose you

Mariinee:
To be honest, if just one single family is harboring two mad grown ups...it's a sad something.