₦airaland Forum

Cherrycandy:
Slow poke!
Dunce!

At least i don't create useless threads like you do...I read the news and comment when it's necessary

You don't see me here everyday

Let me recommend a book for you:

Seven Habits of Highly Effective People by Stephen R Covey that is if you know how to read and comprehend

It will help you a lot

It's not by coming on here to shout " It is too late to fail"
Olodo...

Aunty, why are you wicket like this?

KushyKush:
Her voice sounds lovely over the phone. That laugh kept replaying in my head.

I think I am in love already

see this one. He wants to nack the girl toto and vamooze.

greiboy:
Are you selling shoes

lol, she is not selling shoes, she repairs shoes. The girl na cobbler

hahaha the guy na confirm clown, a Real child of doom.

On a serious note, Children like the op are mostly pushed into this kind of behaviour by their own parents - abusive parents.
Those type of parents that always try to look for faults in whatever their children do to the extent that you begin to wonder if they are truly your biological parents.

But i like his honesty to say it as it is though i don't support his coming to Nairaland to post it .
Many nairalanders are far worse than him, but they will come here and display their expertise in hypocrisy by attacking the op.

Lifeofpolice1:
there is

lol... this your username get as e be oh. So we have lifeofAirforce1, naw we don get lifeofpolice1. The next one is going to be lifeofcivildefence1

biacan:
Na wa oooo

up next, na your own episode dem go write after this one.

Over-watch to kilo Charlie company: from my point of view, i can see a group of hostile emerging from the east side of the house.

To the west, i can't see anything, the mosque building is obstructing my view so i can't confirm if the H.V.T. Tries to escape through the window. Be advised, i have no clear shot.
I repeat, i have no clear shot.

Over!!!

julietkcee:
Go ur way pls

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julietkcee:
Idi stupid!!!

Asin very very stupid!
When i mean stupid! I mean u r stupid!! Asin stupid!! Like stupid!!


Don't leh meh curse you

why are you insulting the op? Can't you make your point without insulting him?

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donstan18:
Your Oga go soon catch you without your uniform and beret

Kukuma kill the guy na

Xsenga:
@GOFWANE, I STILL DEY OO.

lol, it's been quite a long while.

Xsenga
I thought your search for BIGLONGFATDICK has taken you away from nairaland

This op na gay

kennysam91:
My sis I can't say u should liv d person dat u love bt d trust. There is dat d guy Dd n ned u again since last year, u sick Dd nt look Avta u den wat u still waiting 4, time is going my sis oo

Don't you know how to type well??
I swear, not even my sister in primary two will type this kind garbage of a comment.

ceasare:
Guy are u into machine parts fabrication ?
Drop ur email or phone nos pls

yes sir i'm machinist. I design and fabricate machine parts especially those ones you can't find in Nigeria or the ones that are too expensive to purchase.
I also translate blue prints drawings of spare parts. You can visit the link on my signature for more details and my contacts or you can mail me on gofwane@gmail.com

Thanks.



... I think i saw your pm and i replied it

Bitterleafsoup:
Wow so sweet unfortunately one week would never be enough Dear trust me I am like an addictive drug

i will just manage it like that. A small kolanut is better than a big stone

amani63:
you are very stupid
Do you know me?
And from where?
Don't you ever in your life quote me

hahaha... buahahahahaha......! Why are you so pained? It's the truth i'm telling you nah.

You and i know that i'm telling the truth!

amani63:
guy what will this stupid guy by suffering from,can't you see his name is
Emergencycase

lol
But you are not different from him nah. Your cases are similar - the two of you are suffering from mumuism, a medical condition caused by lack of brain

sexybbstar:
I wonder how my laughter will ring out loud when I compare the present pictures to the ones I'll take in the future.

when you are 85 years

They are free to have cex anytime konji strikes

RadicallyBlunt:
Na d girl fingers be like dat? She go don old welwel oh. Plus ur own complexion mheen una pikin go black pass tyre.

Congratulations!

you are very, very wicked

See as the fingers come dey look like crocodile fingers

ubunja:
for a woman "old" is anything above 24.
for man "old" is anything above 40.

that's just the bitter truth!

dasparrow:
Many of you are so rude. Do you even know the meaning of the word 'old'? I guess not. Product of dysfunctional upbringing.

when did it become a crime to say what i observed, or rather, my opinion?
Did you know whether the op looks older than her age to me?

Secondly, what is the difference between you and 'me' since you still went ahead to insult me after making your point?

ufuosman:
She come naija come hustle

Naija life no get respect for anybody oh. Everybody get him own wahala

That was how i saw one Chinese guy wey don to confirm naija guy. The guy wear one short knicker with a very dirty slippers, three of them on top of one Okada

@op, you dey craze?
Gerrarrahere mehn

Hey peeps, it's your boy Gofwane.

Once again i'm here with a very short story about a true life experience i had some 7-8 years ago during my days as a bahd bado baddest.

Not trying to blow my trumpet, but i honestly don't know if it is my intelligence, my fearlessness, my unpredictable nature or my disregards for anyone that doesn't respect himself, no matter his age or position, that singles me out in a crowd.
Anywhere i happen to find myself in, i instantly become the centre of attention both positively and negatively may be because i am an EXTREMELY stubborn person
I do the unthinkable and undo-able at a time when nobody least expects. As a result, i've been through so many experiences that sometimes when i share them, people will think that i am lieing. Anyway, let me not bore you with talks about my personality.


I just feel like sharing this experience with you all. You may be able to pick one or two lessons from it if you can identify any or you can read it just to pass time.

This was how my first ever birthday celebration went down.....

PS: Abeg don't mind the typos and my gbagaun english i am not a writer and neither am i having plans of becoming one- at least not at the moment of this typing so save your criticism for the deserving OPs. Thanks!

Typing.........

What were you thinking when you posted your picture with wads of naira?
They should clap for you and wave you 'hello'?

Shebi na attention you dey look for, now you have gotten the attention so deal with it.
This is just the beginning sef you never see something yet

Lol but people dey vex gaan this time around o. Eyes don red wella.