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Because you are old and fat

It's don jazz....
It's Explorers again!

We are matching to front-page,
Here we come by little, by little
Here we come

sweettease:
Are you sure that first guy is asleep?

the guy na thief. He must be trying to steal something from the sleeping lady

Purebeerry:
You mean you can't be in a no-sex relationship?


Is sex food?

let her not complain when he goes outside to get laid since sex is not food. All that matters is he still loves her

Isn't it suppose to be a relief to you since you said the relationship was a confused one?

Anyway, the only thing that can help you to get over your heartbreak is a strong determined heart. In other words, Force yourself to forget her.

Wetin consine me Na me ask you to go and carry ashawo to your house?

.....wetin dey do this matches sef?
Abeg anybody get lighter for here make he borrow me?

Aunty, just be yourself. Simple!

Honestly this interface is way too old. We need some new cool features like seeing the moniker that liked a post, blocking some people from commenting on your thread, etc


Seun, do something nah. We are tired of eating akpu e'rrday

makydebbie:
I actually agree with her. Since guys say cheating is in their DNA, and they can always justify cheating, then is it not the same blood color you've that I've too? Cool.

Since they love to act like animals, fvcking every Jane because they cannot control their libidos, it takes two to play the game.

Chaiiiiii.....

But two wrongs don't make a right nah

Let's wait for makydebbie to come and confirm this post.

Juicy J said:
when she with you she a church girl,
When she with me she a porn star.

Baawaa:
The guy is on a mission "No Retreat No Surrender"

Babalawo asked him to fvck her and use a handkerchief to wipe her pvssy so that he can use it for yahoo plus

stupidity:
bros are you living on earth with us?

How will you advice a married man secretly take his wife impregnated by another man for an abortion and pretend it’s nornal just to save marriage? What if it happens the second time? Third time and it keeps happening?

I for like know your wife.

as in ehn, i thought it was me that didn't understand the guy's comment when i first read it.

The guy doesn't reason as a human at all!

kimbraa:
Girls naturally don't like dating guys that are on the same level as they are.

This could be one of the reasons. Or perhaps you are a very playful and loud person. The type that is always talking and shinning teeth even when others mean business.

TheManofTomorrow:
what you need his picture for on front page is what I don't understand.

same here.

Bitterleafsoup

Mhmm... this is scary

shinarlaura:
Let me take that as a compliment. Thank u

it is two in one = compliment and reality
Take care

Divay22:
Hahahahahahahahaha
Your mouth is poisonous

I'll try that Ankara with cover shoe o.... I'll show you pictures though

ok oh, ayam waiting

comshots:
Girls celebrates their birthdays 4 times in a year and with different boyfriends.
Would those donors did the same gesture if she was a male?Fafafaa fowl!

lai, lai! No body would have given her shi, shi if she was a male. No be me dey here dey beg for loan of just 30k to rent house? And one girl is receiving 350k to celebrate birthday


Chai!

I remember, there was this young female lecturer in a popular university that happened to be a good friend of my cousin sister. She told us something similar.

There was this guy in her department that doesn't speak to anyone, he doesn't smile and he has that scaring face that makes one think he is an armed robber, a cultist or a murderer. Every student and lecturer fears him.

One evening, after school has closed, he walked in to that female lecturer's office and shut the door. The lady was so scared and stood up to run but there was no way to go. But the guy just sat down, and began to cry! She was shocked!!
The guy told her that his father was late and ever since then, his mother has been having sex with him. If he tried to resist, she will start crying and telling him does he want her to go outside and cheat on the soul of his father?...
.... That he is his father's son so he is just like his father therefore, nothing wrong in them having sex.

My girlfriend once told me that she would like her man to propose to her in public. Me i told her that i want a lady that won't even care about proposals.

If possible I'll just pick you up from work and on our home i see a registry, we'll just branch inside and boom!! We don marry

Kingsley10000:
LOL...ESP OUR LADIES,MOST OF THEM HAVE VILLAGE MENTALITY

Most of them are mulikat forming Mabel

Adukey:
Rotfwl,you are wicked. You described it well.

thank God i'm not the only one that noticed it

Divay22:
Hahahahahaha
Ankara with cover shoes for beach parri..

Come on stop exaggerating

I'm not. The only person that dressed correctly was a guy that wore a beach shirt and a knee length trousers. The guy was just shaking head inside motor like agama lizard
I think his name is vizk!z.

shinarlaura:
Hahahahaha

i like it when fine, fine chicks like you quote me
Who no like better thing?

The father be like: see the way this mumu is dancing because he don get wife. Wife that probably spent her single hood giving the coochie to every nigga in her hood.

LesbianBoy:
How did we get here that people's private businesses are now made public on social media

I don't just know! There is even one akuya here on nairaland that went as far as uploading bottles of wines and his breakfast of tea and bread. It seems Africans are cursed. We tend to over do and abuse things.

You buy a shirt, prrrr... you rush to social media to show off,
Plait your hair, you do same,
Sleep with ashawo, you do same,
Happened to get some money, yo do same...

.... ah ahn, sofry, sofry naw
Before smart phones came to Nigeria, the internet is where to go if you are looking for reliable informations. But now, so many thrash all over the Internet and most of it were posted by Nigerians.

jboy73:
Mumu proverb from a drunk man thinking he formed a wise saying.
Before that time your hair go don grow back.

your head dey there!