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Bensonn: lolzzz!! As everybody de get married b4 TS me sef go tidy my trad. marriage sharp sharp. So that i wont be left out of the marriage jamboree, hehehheheheeheh, congrats sha for the arsenal victory.

Abi o!...lol..

@Peace, till we jam for TS

#Gunners Till mango grow on top orange tree

Arsenal won sha...I don go sleep

LambanoPeace: Lol...he's so funny I wish we'd be in same TS...hope I am not getting too attached

Anyways, nobody answered my above question. Shey na abj TS and Owerri TS go free dis week?

Happy independence anniversary folks!

Peace..I presume you are a lady? If yes, ummmmmmm...lemme talk to Bensonn first

Mrniceguyjohn: octomber is my month of blessing in jesus name

This is the strangest thing uv ever seen in 9ja?

*in Obasanjo's voice
We give up!

"When dog bite person, dat na normal story, but when person bite dog, dat na super gist" ~ William Shakespeare 1792

I saw where a man bit a live dog!


Veeeery strange. Even nat geo wild hasn't seen such

Wow...you shd see the smiles


We are sharing TEEVO now...we are out on ROR

In case you didn't know


I was in Manchester after man utd lost back to back (the guy who scored the winner for west brom against utd earns £850 weekly...yes not £8,500 I mean £850) ...and the first pic was what happened before training yesterday (monday) started and the second pic was during training, after fergie spoke to moyes...d dude needs help! Some utd fans shd drop hints I cud tk to him

Cheers

We Need To Do More · Tuesday, October 1st · 

Pastor Chris

Send us around the world with the news of your saving power and your eternal plan for all mankind (Psalm 67:2 TLB).

Our world today is far more complex than many expected it to turn out. Many are perplexed by the extent of evil and wickedness, as the world seems to be plunging deeper and deeper into abyssal depths of darkness. As Christians, however, it’s important for us to realize that the events in the world today are actually the fulfilment of scripture. Isaiah 60:2 tells us, "For, behold, the darkness shall cover the earth, and gross darkness the people: but the Lord shall arise upon thee, and his glory shall be seen upon thee."

The more darkness there is in the world, the greater our opportunity to shine as lights in the midst of a perverse generation (Philippians 2:15). Now more than ever, we must realize our position as the light of the world, and take the light of the Gospel to men and women around the world. It’s said that over eighty percent of all of Asia are yet to hear about Jesus Christ. In Malaysia, only eight percent are said to be Christians. Think about the growing level of heathenism in today’s Europe.

Whilst these statistics may portray a gloomy picture, it also lets us know how much more impact we need to make with the Gospel. We can’t afford to be weak, lukewarm, or quiet. We must keep preaching the Gospel with greater fervency and passion, as the urgency of the moment demands. We’re the custodians of this Gospel; it’s our responsibility to preach it with the knowledge and power of the Spirit—as witnesses to all nations (Matthew 24:14).

Commit yourself to spreading the Gospel as though it rested on you alone to tell it to the whole world. Spend more time interceding for lost souls, and pray for ministers of the Gospel around the world, to achieve greater results in their evangelical efforts. Remember, the Gospel is God’s only saving power that unveils His eternal plan for mankind; it’s worth all your commitment.

Prayer  
I pray today for a harvest of souls in all Asia, Africa, Oceania, Europe, and the Americas, as Christians in these regions carry out evangelical work. I come against the prince of the power of the air, and I break his hold over these regions, and pray for increased activities of angels, to guide many into salvation, in Jesus’ Name. Amen.

f u r t h e r s t u d y: Matthew 24:14; Mark 16:15-16

Daily Scripture Reading

1 Year Reading Plan : Ephesians 6:10-24, Isaiah 9-10
2 Year Reading Plan : John 2:12-25, 1 Kings 6

luluosas: Is Winners Chapel Church Right About This Discrimination Matter?
Two days ago, Thursday, 26th September, 2013, I saw my next door neighbour sitting down in a position of someone not going to work. He used to teach at Living Faith Secondary school, Jimeta, Yola.
So I asked him. Are you not going to work today? He answered and said NO that, he has resigned from his work place.
I further asked whether he has gotten another job. He said no that, he just resigned because he can't continue with the nonsense the school management have been performing of late.
When I probed further, he said the new policy with the Living Faith Schools now is that, YOU MUST BE A MEMBER OF THEIR CHURCH (Winners Chapel) BEFORE YOU CAN WORK IN THEIR SCHOOLS.

Nairalanders, is this policy of discrimination even against the same faith (Christianity) as it is now being practised by Living Faith church owned by David Oyedepo, good for our environment today?
What if our Muslim employers (for those of us Christians that are working in Muslims owned establishment) rise up tomorrow asking all their employees to either become Muslims or lose our jobs?

What is your take on this grave policy by Living Faith church?

Must you make it a big deal?

You want for example Redeemed church pple to come teach in winners chapel church, whereas Winners chapel church has folks who can do d job?.

What happened to Charity begins at home? Eh?

*whistling Fela's song

Sees a few blackbelle people wishing Arsenal ill
Sees the fixtures they put up
Takes a second look again
Sits up and took a long look at it again



And thought aloud..

"But We've Got Ozil?" And "santi, rosicky, walcott, Ox, and Poldi would soon be back"?

Waves away the fixtures and screams:

"GEJ till 2019"


Praise God!

We finished distributing here and ordered for more...glory!

Play Your Part— The Love-part! · Monday, September 30th ·

Pastor Anita

But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you (Matthew 5:44).

From the verse above, it’s clear that there’ll always be those who might hate us, persecute us, and despise us; but we’re only permitted to respond to them in love. The actions or attitudes of such people should never provoke you to compromise. Life is a script, and you’re the one in focus; you have to choose to play your part—the love-part.

In your journey of faith, every one who relates with you is placed there by God for your benefit; whether they’re helping you, or they’re against you, doesn’t make any difference! It doesn’t stop God’s plan of promoting you. If they are kind, loving, and helpful to you, appreciate them and praise God for them; if they’re otherwise, love them all the same.

If someone accuses you falsely, for example, don’t get upset and try to justify your innocence to the point of acting in a manner that’s unbecoming for a Christian. Leave it to the Lord; He’s the righteous Judge, and will surely vindicate you. Just keep loving; that’s your role in the script. You’re born of God; His love has been shed abroad in your heart by the Holy Spirit who lives in you (Romans 5:5). That means you have the capacity to love as He does.

He said, "By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another" (John 13:35). What a way to tell us from the rest of the world! Our love-walk is the primary proof that we love the Lord, and have passed from death unto life. Our ability to still put up a loving smile when others ride roughshod over us, pour invectives on us, or persecute us, shows that indeed, we dwell in Him and are walking in the light, as He is in the light.

Prayer 
 Dear Father, you’ve given me the ability to love like you, and I’m so grateful! You’ve granted me understanding of the extraordinary dimensions of your love; and that love radiates through me profusely to others! Thank you for making me the dispenser of your goodness, in Jesus’ Name. Amen.

f u r t h e r s t u d y: Luke 6:27-35

Daily Scripture Reading

1 Year Reading Plan : Ephesians 5:22-6:1-9, Isaiah 6-8
2 Year Reading Plan : John 2:1-11 1 Kings 5

domcarez: hehehehe....NAPOLI/DORTMUND awaits u guys in d midweek....i wonder how arsenal wil cope against these rampaging teams....

We aint scared bro....ask Marseile aw far!

Guitarlife: I am quite sure faithco the originator of this thread will be thrust in misery anytime he comes across this thread seeing what it has become.
Guys please stop spamming the thread with irrelevances.
The thread has a purpose, let's stop abusing that.
I only have 15mb every month courtesy of etisalat, is it now fair that I have to waste that on reading about soccer and make up?
If you must discuss soccer or make up there is a sport section and a fashion section.

Happy Sunday.

15MB per month....I believe you are being sarcastic?

Sploofic: so na me dey make u speak oyinbo right? I go soon come uproot ur 4 front teeth.

To those needing infos; like has been said b4, brace up 4 TS coz we're rounding up this weekend. I hope majority go in so d space reduces more.

4 those having interviews, pls prepare very hard. DB has recruited abt 2000 pple (majorly graduates) in d last 1yr. I doubt they will recruit again anytime soon. So pls give it ur very best shot. Dress sharp, remove ur afros so little dont stand in ur way, speak confidently, smile, believe in urself & u'll be home dry. Success guys.

See you all at the top. In no time, we'll all be colleagues raising db's success bar & making good cash while doing dat #winks#.
To the house - wishing you all a fruitful & joyous week ahead

Oga...I loyal

tedimola: I tot I was harsh, but Gombs na baba!!! He sure gave it to her HOT!!! Hot and steaming!!! ha ha ha ha ha

It's a she?


No wonder! Ladies can't understand guys and football

Oya let's talk about make ups and clothings..

My friend bought may kay professional kit...(Something like dat) said the mascara is aw much sef...sha d monie she used to buy it bought a PS2. If you add a lil monies, e for buy PS3

Make una bone football o...cosmetics is d topic now

[quote author=El-diablo666]Hmmm...Now that sounds more like Gombs' Trademark...Though I was expecting more word play/ metaphorical analysis or analogy from your lexical prowess....None the less you didn't disappoint.
P.S- You bin db's publicist is like putting a round peg in round hole...#winks

In other news....Brace up folks, another set of crude TS hopefuls are about to be unleashed into the diamond's refinery....Like a widow's tear,sms should drop this weak. Get ur phone batteries charged,do the last minute shopping,pack ur baggages........the wait is almost over...

Adios[/quote]
D english thing comes with fury (folks stammer when angry, me na dictionary and verbal arsenals comes to mind) ...no mind me and spoolfic debacle o...spoolfic my man

And reuben abati is my man too..I learn from him

No hype me here abeg...if una see me for real life una go wonder weda I speak at all. Lol

I shout

UP NEPAAAAAA!

douchesnozzle: Some of you turned an informative, educative and interesting thread into a joke where people discuss sports and trivial matters. I bet you the pioneers of this thread won't be too happy. I follow other thread that have span into several pages, but I tell you with each page you flip on those thread, you get interesting informations. There is no harm trying to keep this thread alive, but believe me spamming everywhere with football stuffs isn't cool. There are people who don't come online often, when they do, they want to get useful informations about the latest happenings. It would be disappointing to see a thread that has been helpful in giving you real time info suddenly turned into a sporting arena.

At the bolded, does it make sense to you?

No harm in trying to keep the thread alive, but definitely not with football stuff shey?
you see your bias? Ok, bring up something you'd like us to share, you didn't, we brought you vex...till DB give us something to talk, you dnt expect us to leave d thread to be mute, just so that you will be happy

Why didn't you put up something to keep the thread alive in the first place?

PM me if you have issues you wanna talk abt. I no get power for e-fight abeg

Warm regards

Oluchi Umelo: Viewing this topic: Gombs(m) and 2 guest(s).
Gombs I'm waiting for your comment jst like El-diablo666(hope i wrote it correctly).

Y are you folks waiting for my posts?

AllGood: Well said! I've just decided to watch and admire from the sideline how you and other Gunners on the thread profess your love for Arsenal. And to establish your hope, I'm a passionate and unforgiving Arsenal fan, since the days of Ian Wright. I can only hope and pray that we maintain our form, and finish strong. Enough of Déjà Vu as we used to experience in times past. God bless DiamondBank! God bless Arsenal FC!!

Gbam
Post of the year


@douchesnozzle
When dis thread did almost 3days no post, you didn't come and post o
When people were giving info n congratulating others, you didn't o
When people were complaining of not being called you didn't shw some love


Now cos football aint your tin, you decided to speak, either out of spite or rancor I can't say. But I have this to say


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YOU ARE VERY SELFISH...We are not here to please you
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No vex but dats d sad truth

AllGood: Someone should please tell me something. Would I be right to assume that all these dudes professing 'love' to another must have met in times past? If not, then something must be seriously wrong somewhere...seriously.

I thought I was the only one thinking as u were. Something is just not right. I like to think the are completely joking though.

But hope u support Arsenal FC? If u do, then I already luff u if you are a guy, #NoHomo if u are a lady it's football luff o!
And if you don't support Arsenal....too bad for you.

The Kingdom Has Come! · Sunday, September 29th 

Pastor Chris

Now after that John was put in prison, Jesus came into Galilee, preaching the gospel of the kingdom of God (Mark 1:14).

Jesus came preaching the Gospel of the Kingdom of God. He said the time is fulfilled; the Kingdom of God is here (Mark 1:15). What is the Kingdom of God?

The Kingdom of God is not a place; it’s the reign of God, where He becomes Lord; where He becomes the Boss, and rules; where He’s in charge, and expresses Himself—His glory and His goodness. That’s why Jesus warned that when you’re told "the Kingdom of God is over there, or it’s over here," you shouldn’t believe it; because the Kingdom doesn’t come by observation; it’s within you (Luke 17:20-21). God’s plan is to set up His Kingdom in the hearts of men; it’s a spiritual kingdom.

Recall when Jesus was brought before Pilate, in John 18:36-37; Pilate asked Him some questions to which He responded, "…My Kingdom is not of this world…" (John 18:36). God’s Kingdom is not a physical structure; accordingly Jesus said, "It has come"—(i.e.) to be set up in the hearts of men. Thus, the Gospel of the Kingdom that Jesus preached is, "Hello everybody, God’s Kingdom can be set up now in your hearts; it has arrived! The time has come for God to set up His headquarters in your heart." This wasn’t possible in the days of Abraham, Moses, Elijah, Elisha, David, Solomon and the patriarchs of old. However, when Jesus came, He brought the Kingdom in Him.

Being born again, the Kingdom is now in your heart: the peace, the beauty, the glory, grace, and the life of God have been set up in your heart! God is at home in you now. What a life He’s brought to us, and brought us into! He wants us to tell the whole world this glorious news; He wants it published in every village, town, city, and nation—that anyone who believes can now have the Kingdom of God set up in his heart! What a Gospel!

Prayer
Dear Father, I thank you for the Kingdom of God has been set up in my heart, thus, bringing into me, the life of glory. I declare that my life is for your glory, and I show forth your virtues, excellence, perfections, and beauty, in Jesus’ Name. Amen.

f u r t h e r s t u d y: Colossians 1:27; 2 Corinthians 4:6-7

Daily Scripture Reading

1 Year Reading Plan : Ephesians 5:3-21, Isaiah 3-5
2 Year Reading Plan : John 1:43-51 1 Kings 4

tedimola: Ha ha ha ha..........is someone jealous? But.....btw......@ d tables @ ur pics......I can't see man u there oh.....or should I go and wear my glasses and check again

Dey are 12th
Played 6, lost 3, drew 1 n won 2.
3 points away frm relegation
Bck to bck defeat



See as dem dey yab moyes eh?

@bimcy
Gbam

Guys gallivanting on this thread will be banned henceforth....if you wanna date/flirt go to romance section plz.

Warm regards,
Gombs
(Senior special advicer to Seun on inter-gender matters)

NB
Tedimola and Bensonn be properly guided.

@yvonne abjTS nko?

In other news, refer to the below pic

tedimola: @Gombs, abeg, wait make Arsenal play their match finish before you come open ur wide mouth begin talk. Lol. Una own fit be 7:0 sef. Whew!!! What a premiership weekend!!!

Abeg who dey top epl?

We gree

Abeg make una play young, nani and felliani today

gradeA: Some might still be awaiting ts, others might be preparing for their interview, but lets not forget what is important here; Arsenal has a football match today ..... up gunners.

That's very correct. Ozil will play today, let's keep calm and forget DB for today

Em chelsea will loose again
Utd will draw like okro soup...and guess who'd be topping d table?

Christ Is Our "Riddance" · Saturday, September 28th ·

Pastor Chris

But of him are ye in Christ Jesus, who of God is made unto us wisdom, and righteousness, and sanctification, and redemption (1 Corinthians 1:30).


The word "redemption" in our opening verse means "riddance." Riddance is translated from the Greek word "apolutrosis," which refers to being brought out of trouble. Therefore, Christ being our redemption, actually means He’s our deliverance; just like He said in Psalms 50:15, "…call upon me in the day of trouble: I will deliver thee, and thou shalt glorify me."

It doesn’t matter the trouble you’ve gotten into, Christ is your riddance; He’ll rid you of your troubles. Proverbs 11:8 says, "The righteous is delivered out of trouble...." Christ is your ransom. O, how wonderful this is! Read this comforting and assuring words from the Lord Himself in Isaiah 43:2-5: "When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee; and through the rivers, they shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shalt not be burned; neither shall the flame kindle upon thee. For I am the Lord thy God, the Holy One of Israel, thy Saviour:… Since thou wast precious in my sight, thou hast been honourable, and I have loved thee: therefore will I give men for thee, and people for thy life. Fear not: for I am with thee…."

The Lord is obligated to save you. He’ll help you out of any quagmire, not because you prayed hard enough or were good enough, but because you have a ransom in Christ Jesus. He makes up for your errors. Every mistake, every sin, has been laid to His charge.

Sometimes, people look back at their lives and say, "Well, it’s because I made a blunder that this calamity happened to me"; no! You don’t have to wallow in regret any more about your sin, mistakes and errors; understand that Christ has been made your riddance. You don’t have to carry the weight of self-condemnation and guilt. You’ve paid in Christ for all your sins, mistakes, and errors.

Jesus didn’t just take care of your sins at Calvary, He also took care of every single mistake you’d make, including the ones on the job. So when you make a mistake, or get into trouble, be bold to call on Him; He’s not intimidated by your troubles. No wonder the Psalmist said, "But I will sing of thy power; yea, I will sing aloud of thy mercy in the morning: for thou hast been my defence and refuge in the day of my trouble" (Psalm 59:16).

Confession  

It doesn’t matter what trouble I get into: one thing is certain, I’m coming out of it. It doesn’t matter what proclamation is made against me, they’re to no effect, because Christ is my riddance. He rids me of trouble and plucks my feet out of the miry clay.

f u r t h e r s t u d y: Psalm 91:1-12; Colossians 1:27

Daily Scripture Reading

1 Year Reading Plan : Ephesians 4:17-5:1-2, Isaiah 1-2

2 Year Reading Plan : John 1:35-42 1 Kings 3

Candour: [s] Still same story bro. you can see the various types of offerings even from your dictionary. I repeat the offerings of Abraham are not in the same league like what you and i put into the offering bags on sunday. ThE widow Jesus talked about gave money for temple upkeep, she didnt delude herself thinking what she threw in was in the same class like what Abraham and the Isrealis offered on the altars.

Your 'offerings' on sundays are the same like what the widow and others threw into the temple treasury and are very different from offerings brought to the altars
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Quit beating around d bush...my question below is as above

"If tithes have been done away with, what about
offering?"

If you can't answer, I'd understand


Aside Isaac show where God instructed Abraham to give offerings but I can show you a carton of scriptures where God instructed Moses. Now if Moses' law is no longer in effect and since you say tithing is of the law, then why still give offerings?

of·fer·ing noun \ˈȯ-f(ə-)riŋ, ˈä-\
: something that is given to God or a god as a part
of religious worship
: an act of giving a religious offering
: something that is available for sale or use

Full Definition of OFFERING
a : the act of one who offers
b : something offered; especially : a sacrifice
ceremonially offered as a part of worship
c : a contribution to the support of a church
: something offered for sale or patronage <latest
offerings of the leading novelists>
: a course of instruction or study

www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/offering

Question anti tithers can't seem to answer

"If tithes have been done away with, what about offering?"


...Someone here said Abraham ra.ped (molested) Hagar (his maid) and had ishmael...*looking stunned

I see some folks don't know anything of the bible after all

*watching from the side lines

Abraham ur father offered animal sacrifices by faith, molested his maid and got Ishmael by faith, denied Sarah by faith,