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CareerRe: About Sap? by GreatManBee: 10:42pm On Feb 21, 2017
Bagehot:
LOL. Used to frequent here a lot a few years ago. Used this thread as my inspiration to self-study for and pass my SAP exams. Got certified, but in the end, it was a bloody waste of money and time. I think that unless you live outside Nigeria, SAP might just be a pipe-dream.
You don't mean it!
CareerRe: About Sap? by GreatManBee: 10:29pm On Feb 21, 2017
kiwi992:
Hi All,



C1

Yeah, you're right, as an Oracle Certified Professional (OCP), installing Oracle database on a Windows platform should never be a problem to you.

Indeed, I'm surprised that it's causing you problems.  Anyway, it's not such a big deal that you are stuck.  Not to worry - these things do happen and are here to test us.

Can I just say that installing the database is really the easiest part of the implementation.  It takes just a few minutes - maybe 20 minutes, if that.  The bugbear is the SAP R/3 implementation itself.

Please strategise as follows, towards the implementation:

   -  Planning
   -  Preparation
   -  Installation
   -  Post-Installation

You said that the problem could be with the IDES you are using.  Sorry, but I don't quite agree with you on that.  Please ensure that:

1.  You are using the right version of Oracle database that's specific to the IDES that you are trying to implement.  Not all versions of a database can be used with an IDES release.

Note:  NT_ORA -> i386 (as well as patches).

2.  Your machine - ensure you've prepared it to meet the MINIMUM requirements for:
   -  Hardware
   -  Software
   -  CPU
   -  RAM

On a Windows platform, SAP R/3 should be implemented on Windows 2003 Server (with the latest service packs) - English Language edition.  This is the official line by SAP AG.  However, some people have successfully implemented it on Windows XP Professional as well as XP with SP2.  I implemented mine on Windows 2000 Server and Windows NT.

3.  Registry:
   -  Ensure that you can safely edit the registry.
   -  Whatever you do, please do NOT render your computer useless as a result of changes made to the registry.  Please back it up first, before ever editing it, just in case anything goes wrong.  You've been warned!   

4.  Files - editing the hosts file for the:
    -  Transport host
    -  IP loopback address
    -  etc

5.  NT Services
    -  You'll be stopping and starting various services as well as priortising them, so, ensure you are comfortable doing that.

6.  Check the:
    -  Error logs (whenever there is a problem with the implementation).

This is a must!  It gives you pointers as to why the implementation has stopped. You can not move on with the implementation until the problem has been solved!  This could take many hours (or even days) to sort out.

Embrace the error log during this phase of the implementation.  Analyse it because it definitely pin-points the errors in amongst the long error report.

Do not get frightened because this is a good training ground for you.  Please make copious notes as you go along.  This would be essential for future reference.  I've still got mine up 'til this day.   

FINALLY:

If all else fails, buy the pre-installed ECC 6.0 and just press on with the training.  Don't waste too much time battling with the implementation.  It might not be the right course of action for you to follow.  If you can, set yourself timelines and adhere to it.

All the best to you.


MARKOS

Thanks for re-enforcing that view.  I hope our people would train because of a genuine interest in the technology and not simply for the money.


BRIZ

Sorry but I don't think that's possible.

A pre-installed ECC 6.0 is not there to teach you how to implement SAP R/3.  Rather, it makes it much easier for you to obtain the crucially important hands-on skills because the IDES comes already pre-installed on a hard drive, thereby saving you the hassle of having to implement it yourself.

The only way to pracise implementing it by yourself is to do exactly that, without having to resort to buying a pre-installed ECC 6.0.


SHAWN

You're alright man.  All the best with the training.  Just keep working hard.




kiwi992.
Nigerian jobs for Nigerians
Technology MarketRe: Do You Have Any Of These Servers? Inbox Me by GreatManBee: 5:12pm On Feb 21, 2017
nnaiah:
If you have any of these servers in the pic , leave your phone number behind and I will call you.
Hi, do you still need these?
CareerRe: About Sap? by GreatManBee: 9:32am On Feb 21, 2017
elderbros:
Computer Science Graduate, presently doing my MSc.
That'll be a tough one. I thought it was the undergraduate internship. Anyways, you can still send in your internship application. Nothing is impossible.
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Many People Have Hired Northerners As Night Guards by GreatManBee: 12:53am On Feb 21, 2017
misspresident:
ahan since 2015 lmao
Yes o. It was a good laugh for me.
CareerRe: About Sap? by GreatManBee: 10:38pm On Feb 20, 2017
Briz:
Hi kiwi,

Since you said anything i need is in that link, u can send the link to me.

my mail id. is tosinadny@yahoo.com

I have the s/w but it requires a password to access it.

Lemme see if d link has the solution to my problem. Pl, do send it to my mailbox.

Yea. i think we nid a study group. who starts it up. Raheem, Shawn, are u there.


thanx.



---Tousen
Hi dear, I'm currently searching for the ECC 6.0 .
Can you please assist?
Thanks.
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Many People Have Hired Northerners As Night Guards by GreatManBee: 7:46pm On Feb 20, 2017
misspresident:
misspresident brought this topic back to life from the comma the wait is over.
lol
CareerRe: About Sap? by GreatManBee: 7:38pm On Feb 20, 2017
elderbros:
Many thanks for this swift reply. Can I get a chance to work as an intern.
Sure you can. What's your education level? You might also be required to pass an internship exam also.
CareerRe: About Sap? by GreatManBee: 7:37pm On Feb 20, 2017
kiwi992:
Hi,


Sorry about the late response.  I haven't been here for a while.

Actually, there is an industry solution for telecommunications by SAP.  It's called SAP for Telecommunications.  Maybe you ought to look into that module more than anything else, in view of your background. 

SAP NetWeaver is about programming the SAP R/3 software to meet an organisation's specific needs.  In order to pursue this module, you'll need to come from a programming background.  It used to be called ABAP.

SCM would suit someone from a business background.

As I've always maintained, it's always best to pursue the SAP module that best matches your academic or professional background.

Hope this helps.



kiwi992.
CareerRe: About Sap? by GreatManBee: 11:03am On Feb 20, 2017
kiwi992:
Hi Raheem and Shawn,


You are most welcome.  Please never forget to help others with the info you've got at your disposal.  You must empower other Nigerians, not just yourselves, please.   

You guys are pretty smart ha? - like all Nigerians at home and abroad.  Good on you for having been able to decipher the code.  Well done fellas.  Really, really well done, mates.

I strongly believe that Nigerians MUST always look after each other, no matter what.  Our little squabbles must be set aside for the greater benefit of the country.  We can not afford to be left out in the onward march of technology, especially in the field of enterprise resource planning (ERP).  We must not let all those foreign SAP Consultants come to Nigeria and make horrendous amount of money in our country when Nigerians are more than capable of acquiring those skills and putting them into practise. 

NIGERIANS MUST TAKE ACTIVE STEPS TO QUALIFY AS SAP CERTIFIED CONSULTANTS.  I will help in any way that I can.  I'm also happy to help any budding Nigerian Pilot as well, because I am one, too.

Raheem, you said:



Well look, here's my advice to you.

Personally, I wouldn't just do Portal System Administration because admin is just that - administration.  You would be administering the SAP R/3 System which some BASIS Consultant has already implemented.  Are you happy doing just that?  By the way, BASIS is now called Enterprise Portal whilst ABAP is now NetWeaver.  You've got to come from a programming background to do NetWeaver. 

Left to me alone, I would rather implement the IDES ECC 6.0 on my computer and then learn the BASIS admin on my own.  The best part being that you have also learnt how to implement the SAP R/3 System, not just administering it.  You simply can not beat that experience.  Indeed, this would be your stepping stone to pursuing the functional module (SD, MM, APO, BIW, RFID, etc) that interests you the most, depending on your professional or academic background. 

Once you've implemented the SAP R/3 System, the admin part is easy.  The biggest challenge is implementing the R/3 System.  System administration is only 5% of the work, as compared with the implementation which takes 95% of the work, in my view.  Take it from me - you will become far more technically proficient if you can implement the SAP R/3 System.  You will also perform system admin tasks before go-live on your new system.  Bound to.

Failing that, I would rather do an SAP Academy course that also involves SAP R/3 implementation.  This is the complete BASIS (Enterprise Portal) course.  Even then, the course is far too short to learn anything useful except to give them your hard earned cash.  Please learn from my Indian experience.   

Please think most carefully about which route to follow before committing yourself.  Right now, you've got whatever you need to get you started.  Remember that you won't learn anything from a short course.

That said, the decision is entirely up to you.  There's nothing stopping you from enrolling on the official SAP Academy course if you honestly feel that you would benefit from a 25-day course, and become competent-enough to pass those extremely difficult Consultancy exams.  The standard courses last anything between 3-5 days.  

All the very best.




kiwi992.

NB:

Assuming that you were to go to an official SAP Academy for your training, please remember to ask the training provider as to whether or not they would be willing to send you to an SAP site to work as a Junior Consultant once you've passed the Consultancy exams.  This is extremely important to remember.  Some official SAP Academies do exactly that in India.  PLEASE DO NOT FORGET and never let anybody take you for a ride.
CareerRe: About Sap? by GreatManBee: 10:52am On Feb 20, 2017
shawn123:
@kiwi 992
thanks for this "Go here: lxxt://aaa.eqehivjsvyq.gsq/jsvyqhmwtpec.tlt?j=132 "
you are amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You make proud of being a Nigerian.
Hi Shawn, is this link dead?
CareerRe: About Sap? by GreatManBee: 9:40pm On Feb 18, 2017
Hi Kiwi992 ,
Can you point me to where I can get the installation for ECC 6.0? I have the hands on experience but want to move further into the SD module. I've also gone through some of your posts on this subject matter.

Thanks alot.
CareerRe: About Sap? by GreatManBee: 8:53pm On Feb 18, 2017
elderbros:
My challenge is I pay for online access. I've not had the opportunity to work in a real environment. Where do you work
It's on of the FMCG manufacturing food and beverages in the country. I work in the supply chain stream.
CareerRe: About Sap? by GreatManBee: 8:51pm On Feb 18, 2017
kiwi992:
Hi All,


Talking about SAP, yes, the explanation given is correct.  I just need to elaborate on what's already been said.

I have a solid hands-on experience in using the SAP R/3 4.6C software, as well as implementing the SAP R/3 4.6C IDES software on my desktop (at home), whilst preparing for the SAP Financials Consultancy course, a few years ago, before I was involved in a serious motorbike accident. 

SAP is a German enterprise resource planning (ERP) product.  The company is based in Waldorf.  It is a world-class product, to say the least.  A great but very complex product with well over one thousand and twelve (1012) modules in it.  These modules span from BASIS, Financials, Logistics, APO, Business Warehouse, SAP Projects, Sales and Distribution (SD), Materials Management (MM), Customer Relationship Management (CRM), Radio Frequency Identification (RFID) and so on, as as well as various industry solutions such as Gas, Oil, Chemicals to name but only a few.  You name it and SAP has got it.  Newer products are constantly being added whilst others have been dropped, due to the emergence of new technology.  

Back in 2004, I did a write-up about RFID at SAP's Discussion Forum, as the technology was new then (even though old in origin).  I would say that I was, at that time, considered to be the RFID guru (but not anymore), as the technology is getting mature.

As I said, I have solid hands-on experience in implementing SAP R/3 4.6C IDES on my PC, in preparation for the mySAP Financials Consultancy training. 

In my own opinion, the SAP Consultancy course as run by SAP Academy is far too short to enable the participant acquire the necessary skills to pass such a demanding examination.  You can definitely pass the exams if you take your time to train for it at home.  However, just remember that you would need to acquire the all-important hands-on skills before you can even dream of passing it.  So, here's what I suggest that you do.

You MUST:

1.  Acquire the necessary HANDS-ON SKILLS by using the IDES ECC 6. 

This is a training software as used by the SAP Academies worldwide, to enable course participants acquire the necessary hands-on skills.  It is an actual SAP software but already pre-loaded with live data.  Without this, you will NOT pass the exams!  Be warned that this is not a theoretical exam that you can blag your way through.  You need to have the practical experience of using the SAP R/3 software.  Take it from me because I know.  All the better, if you have access to SAP at your place of work.   The exams are very hard but you will pass if you adopt the right training methodology.

This is not a course (or exams) for the faint-hearted!!  The rewards are massive when you qualify.  I have a friend that comes to the UK from Malaysia and works as an SAP Consultant and makes mega bucks.  She's here every three months or so.

2.  Use the official SAP Academy training material.

You must beg, borrow or steal them (literally), if you really mean business about training for this certification.  It's always better to learn from the source.  The SAP academy training material are the official course manuals from SAP AG, Germany.

3.  Relevant background

Ensure that you only train on a module that is consistent with your professional or academic background, else you would be wasting your time.

4.  Strong computer skills

This is essential because you'll be customising the IMG - a core element of the SAP R/3 software.

5.  Understanding of business processes

Again, without a solid knowledge and understanding of business processes, you will definitely struggle with SAP R/3.   

Please take note of all what I've said here because I have a first-hand experience of this global product.  SAP Consultants are in high demand all over the world, albeit that the demand for such Consultants has somewhat peaked in view of the fact that many western countries are upgrading now, instead of a fresh implementation of the product.  That said, Nigeria would most definitely need SAP Certified Consultants to implement the product in those big industries.

I often used to wonder as to why no-one here ever showed an interest in SAP (or indeed, really mentioned it before now).  SAP Certified Consultants are the money men and women of this world.  It is really a worthwhile qualification - far better than any out there.

In the name of Nairaland.




kiwi992.


NB:

The name SAP is pronounced as 'es-ay-pee' (but not 'sap'), if you see what I mean.
Foreign AffairsSummit Of O.A.U In Tripoli, Libya On September 08, 1999. by GreatManBee(op):
Summit Of O.A.U In Tripoli, Libya On September 08, 1999.

Can you name some African leaders in the picture?

I can see OBJ and the infamous Jammeh.

PropertiesRe: Protect Your Right To Your Land With A Deed Don't Believe In Word Of Mouth by GreatManBee: 8:58am On Feb 17, 2017
ShoProperties:
Protect Your Right to Your Land with a Deed
As a landowner, you should have a deed to your
property. A deed is a piece of paper which shows that
you own your land.1 The deed gives you title to your
property and title governs your legal right to your land.
Every time property is sold, willed, or given to
another person, a new deed must be written and
registered. This should be done by a lawyer. In the
deed, the person buying or inheriting the land is called
the grantee and the person selling, willing, or giving the
land is called the grantor. If you own land, make sure
you have a deed for it.

A. FEATURES OF A DEED
Every valid, legal deed must include the name of
the grantor, the name of the grantee, and a description of the land and its boundaries. The deed must also state
that the property is being passed to a new owner. For
example, "I hereby convey my land to Mr. X to have and
to hold...."
In Nigeria a conveyance of land is legal when:
(1) it is in writing (like a deed);

(2) the grantor
signed the deed and fully understands what he/she is
doing with the property;
(3) the deed is accepted by the
grantee or his/her agent;
(4) the description of the property in the deed is specific enough that the property can be identified.
(5) If you are buying a piece of property and you sign
a contract for sale before you sign a deed, the seller might make several promises in the contract. For instance, the seller might say in the contract that he or she guarantees you will not have any boundary problems. You must make sure that these promises also appear in the deed. If they do not, then those promises will be lost.
(6) In other words, the deed, not the contract, defines which legal rights you have. You should also make sure that the description of the land you are buying is the same in the contract as it is in the deed. A lawyer can help you with these matters.
Car TalkRe: Third Party Insurance. What Does It Cover? by GreatManBee: 10:56am On Feb 15, 2017
dhardline:
If your third part is valid take pictures of the damage, get a police report and go with your insurance certificate to the insurance company. If they refuse to respond to your claim then report to NAICOM asap.
CelebritiesRe: PHOTOS: 2face, Tekno, Adekunle Gold, Others At Eargasm Concert by GreatManBee: 9:16pm On Feb 13, 2017
PropertiesRe: Estate plot of land (PEN ESTATE) Lagos/ibadan Expway Asese Nigeria. by GreatManBee: 9:09pm On Feb 11, 2017
epropertymaster:
Buy land now
What's the distance to the express?
Nairaland GeneralRe: 5 Things You Need To Stop Doing In 2017 by GreatManBee: 10:34am On Feb 10, 2017
importexpert:
We are products of habits. We make our habits and our habits in turn make us. You can tell the future of a person by taking a look at the person’s habits. It's like an indicator with a 99.9% accuracy rate. This is why it is important that you must constantly do a self-evaluation. We are already in the year 2017. Here are five things you should stop doing this year.

1. Stop sleeping for long:

Sleep is necessary for the proper functioning of the human body. It gives the body an opportunity to rest and regain its vigor. Science says that the average human being needs to sleep for about eight hours a day. But anybody who is really serious about becoming rich cannot afford to sleep for long hours at a stretch. A large number of the world's influencers sleep for a short time each day. Reduce the amount of time you sleep. Spend the time working on your goals. Read a book. Invent in something. Your best thoughts will come in the night when others are sleeping

2. Stop having an entitlement mentality:

This is one of the greatest enemies to success. There are people who have erected a mindset of expectancy from others. They believe that someone owes them a favor and it is that person’s responsibility to do it. If that expectation is not met, they tend to become bitter. Such people will not go far. Why? Because they place the power of their future in another person’s hand. Quit expecting anything from anyone! Stop accusing people around you. Stop blaming the government. Realize that you're the CEO of your life and that you're 100% responsible for your life.

3. Stop playing it safe:

Too many people are too careful about life. They are slow to make decisions or take any action because of the fear of making the wrong decision. What they fail to understand is that indecision is also a decision to do nothing. This is the mindset that paralyzes them and keeps them from taking risks. Life favors the bold. Like someone said,"in life, your biggest regret will not be from what you did but what you did not do". So, brace up. Try something new. Master your fear. Take new calculated risks.

4. Stop depending on your job alone:

If there is anything 2016 thought us about jobs, it is that having a job is not a very reliable option. This is evident by the massive retrenchment that happened last year. Nobody anticipated it. Don't misunderstand me, having a job is good. But it is advisable that you should have an alternative source of income. Search for new opportunities. The internet is home to many opportunities that won't take your time and efforts. Set up one for yourself. Insure yourself from any form of unsavory future occurrence.

5. Stop ignoring opportunities:

Someone once said that to be poor means Passing Over Opportunities Repeatedly. This is very true. Every human on earth has an opportunity to achieve their goals. Some people’s opportunities are more glaring than others. But nobody has been deprived by fate of that opportunity. The problem is that many people never recognized the opportunities that came their way because it did not come as they expect. Others just ignored it. Choose to explore new grounds.
Car TalkRe: 10 Reasons Why You Should Learn To Drive The Manual Car. by GreatManBee: 9:37am On Feb 10, 2017
MotoringNigeria:
The manual transmission or stick shift as we call it is far back predated and was once the standard style in all vehicles; unfortunately, the rapid advancement in technology threatens to put it to extinction. Automatic transmissions have generally become the choice of the majority, finding a manual transmission in just about any car is like finding a needle in a haystack, but even with the endangerment the manual transmission faces, I don't think it will obliterated anytime soon.

Here are 10 reason why you should learn how to drive the manual car;

1) Low Cost Of Maintenance Or Repair.

A manual car like its rival requires continuous maintenance but unlike its rival, its cost of maintenance and repairs is significantly less. If you don't understand, go back to your previous high school and enroll to study demand and supply.


2) Fuel Economy

Cars with manual transmissions always get better fuel economy than cars with automatic. Manual cars have been known to save drivers between 5% and 15% on their fuel costs. The manual car is more lighter and normally comes with more gears than their automatic counterparts, the aftermath is that you’ll get more kilometres out of the petrol you pump in than you would with an automatic.


3) Control

Automatic transmissions are designed to choose the best gear for any situation but they tend to shift to higher gears and waste engine power which doesn’t allow drivers to quickly anticipate an oncoming condition. Manual transmissions give drivers greater control over the vehicle. Am sure most of us if not all have seen Fast n Furious(The movie, 1-7) and was wowed by the way the likes of Vin Diesel, Paul Walker(R.I.P), Lusacris and Tyrese felt totally in control - sorry scratch that, they were in total control and the cars were so submissive like watching Fifty Shades Of Grey. I mean what feeling could possible beat that!!!


4) Power

The transmission of a car either automatic or manual, allows the vehicle to change gears, thereby transferring power from the engine to the drive axle. This it does in the most efficient way by varying the gear ratio. Lower gears are accompanied with increased power and less speed. Higher gears, on the other hand, are accompanied with less power and increased speed and it defines how cars responds for any given situation. An automatic transmission is designed to shift in a way that doesn’t exactly use all of an engine’s power while manual transmissions tend to take advantage of more of an engine’s power thanks to more specific and exact transmission shifts.


5) Theft

If you own a manual car, car theft shouldn't be on your list of worries. With the great ease in driving the automatic transmission has brought with it, today's generation so large in number feel there's no need to learn the manual transmission and as a result there's an higher demand for the automatic transmission than the manual. This has also brought down the rate of manual car theft - you can't go stealing a manual car just because you can drive an automatic transmission. No, it doesn't work that way, best try the other way around.


6) Reduced Distraction

The manual car loves to keep her occupants engaged to avoid unnecessary distractions like staring at other girls(Cars), making phone calls, snap chatting, tweeting or texting. She gives you no choice except if you are to super of a being to keep texting or tweeting while upshifting or downshifting and also stepping on and off the clutch, break or accelerator. The same cannot be said of its rival, the automatic.


7) No borrowing allowed.

Nowadays, we pretty well know that everyone can practically drive an automatic transmission but not just anyone can drive a manual car and yes, its an added advantage for car owners who own a manual car - especially if you have friends who borrow more than they give.

Bad friend: Bro what's up. My chick is coming over today - can I borrow your car to just drive her around.
Me: Sure thing, I'm your man. Can you drive manual?
Bad friend: Chai, no o
Me: Eeyah, looks like you will be hiring a Keke.


cool Keep and feel the classics

If you are a lover of classic and cool cars - old but gold as I love to call it. It's assumed you already know how to drive a manual transmission, if you don't, well too bad they don't come in automatics.


9) Dead Battery Push Start

This is one of the unique aspects of a manual vehicle that I find thrilling all the time. It seems hilarious that you could bring a dead car back to life but in every sense its just amazing. So, how do you push start a car?

- Start the ignition like you normally do.
- Put the gear in neutral.
- Get 2 or 3 people to help push the car.
- Once your car is in constant motion, press down the clutch and shift to gear 2.
- Lift your foot off the clutch and step on the gas/accelerator.
Off you go, that wasn't so hard right!


10) Less Expensive

With all the above listed advantages of a manual car over an automatic car, someone is probably thinking of getting one but feels it will leave an indelible insignia on his/her bank accounts - well, that not something you have to worry about. Choosing to buy a manual car over an automatic transmission will literarily save you a $1000 less (Do the conversion yourself). You will also like to know that not all manual cars sell less than their automatic models, examples include BMWs - which is often same price as the automatic, GM vehicles such as the 2013 Buick Regal GS and 2013 Cadillac CTS-V. Furthermore, records have shown that not all automatics came along with their rival during the production process, 67 percent of 2013 model-year cars came only as automatics...what a spoiler!

It takes dedicated time, patience and effort to learn the joys of stick shift driving. Yes, maybe for the first week you'll feel its effects on your joints but once you get used to it - you will become a pro in no time and never want to stop driving.

DISCLAIMER: Motoring Nigeria isn't responsible for your actions after reading this article, any actions carried out after reading this article is solely your responsibility. Read responsibly!!!

Should you decide to learn how to drive a manual transmission, follow our 3 step guides below;
> Know your cockpit ( http://www.motoringnigeria.com/2016/05/how-to-drive-manual-transmissionstick.html)
> Get moving ( http://www.motoringnigeria.com/2016/05/how-to-drive-manual-transmissionstick_20.html)
> Stopping and reverse ( http://www.motoringnigeria.com/2016/06/how-to-drive-manual-transmissionstick.html)

Please do leave your comments in the section below.
RomanceRe: Man Sells Vegetables To Lover In Pre-Wedding Photoshoot by GreatManBee: 12:26pm On Feb 09, 2017
Janetessy:
This guy looks like BOMBATA that finished from O A U long time ago.




Hope am right
Yeah. Same guy.
FamilyRe: DEATH OF Bode Thomas PORTRAYS PRIDE kills, humility spares(A True Life Story) by GreatManBee: 10:15am On Feb 08, 2017
How true is this tale? I guess it's just some oral tradition passed down.
FoodRe: African Man Crying Because The Sausage He Is Eating Is Too Sweet (Video) by GreatManBee: 8:03pm On Feb 07, 2017
Jammiiee:
Hmm I think I understand this guy. Can u guys remember this old stuff called Big bite shocked that stuff made of groundnut n chocolate or honey, sold for 5 naira back then... very scrumptious n yummy stuff lyk dis . shocked it jst went into the thin air like dt. And we never saw it again.


This guy must av bn searching for it. Hmm lipsrsealed I guess his love for it never dwindled, but alas. He found it again shocked shocked and he couldn't help but cry... oh! He really missed it. Poor boy cry can't blame him. It's bn years tongue
Was that stuff made in Nigeria? I had searched for it too.
FoodRe: African Man Crying Because The Sausage He Is Eating Is Too Sweet (Video) by GreatManBee: 7:56pm On Feb 07, 2017
It's so sad. Well, Na supreme ice-cream sha.

Car TalkRe: 8 Quick Car Hacks You Should Know by GreatManBee: 12:25pm On Feb 06, 2017
autojosh:
Lets have some quick hacks ! .

1.Block Hole Or Crack In Tank
When faced with a leaking or cracked fuel tank,you can temporarily block the leakage with a chewing gum.Please patronize your nearest aboki and give it a proper fix as soon as you can .

2.Quick Fix For Scratches
Have a scratch on the body of your car ,or on the glass ?.Use a nail polish to make amendments,please make sure you ask your wife or sister for permission first I don’t want wahala .

3.Fixing Small Dents
So that Danfo driver dented your car slightly ?.Head over to your toilet and get the plunger to fix it ! .

4.Cleaning Headlights
Have foggy or dirty headlights ? .

Make your headlights shine again ,by making use of toothpaste .

5.Getting Rid Of Bad Odors
Take that foul smell out of your car,by making use of charcoal or silica gel .This substances are good for absorbing moisture,one of the major causes of foul smells in cars.

6.Boost Your Car Remote Range
Trying to unlock or lock your car from quite some distance ?.According to experts you can improve the signal by holding the remote close to your head.It works because of the fluids in your head,even though they are poor conductors,they still help boost signal .

7.How To Know Location of Fuel Tank
So you just got a new car or borrowed someone’s,and you are trying to figure out the location of the fuel tank.On your fuel gauge there is usually an arrow ,whichever direction it points tells you where the tank is .If the arrow isn’t present just take note where the fuel gauge is on the dashboard, that is -left or right .

8.Cool Car Down In Hot Weather
You can cool your car fast without AC easily, after packing in the sun for a long time .All you have to do is roll down one of the windows ,head over to the other side of the car and close and open the door like 7 times,this should cool the inside of the car pretty fast.

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PropertiesRe: Mowe/ofada Have Gone Through The Roof! Can Someone Advise Of Other Villages? by GreatManBee(op): 3:45pm On Feb 03, 2017
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BusinessRe: 7 Mistakes To Avoid When Starting An Online Business by GreatManBee: 9:13pm On Feb 02, 2017
importexpert:
Like I have said in my previous posts, in the light of the economic situation of the country, it is important to begin an online business now. If you have decided to join other Nigerians in enjoying the fruits of online business, there are certain mistakes that you should avoid.

1. Learning voraciously:

This is a very important mistake that most people make. It is what you know that will give you continued relevance in the online world. You need to therefore read wide on the niche that you have picked and stay up to date about current trends in the industry. The more you learn about your niche, the more you will be able to solve the problems of your audience and meet their needs which will give them a reason to come back for more. Don’t just rely on copy and paste, research and present your information to your audience.

2. Build something better:

A lot of times, the inspiration to do something comes from another person who is already doing it. The irony is that, doing what someone is already doing will not give you success irrespective of the efforts you put into it. The ideal thing to do is to research on those who are doing what you are about to do. Search for the secrets of their success and the areas they are failing. Then build on it and produce something better.

3. Don’t switch niches:

Pick one niche and stick to it. When you try to create your business as a brand, people need to be able to associate it with one thing. YouTube is known for videos. Instagram is known for pictures. On our own local scene, Linda is known for gossip blog, ImportExpert is known for Affiliate marketing/mini importation etc. Pick a niche that you have interest in and then become extremely good at it.

4. Invest in a coach/Mentor:

Online business is more than what you see on threads. For instance, there is more to blogging than knowing how to write a post. Every online business has intricate aspects that you may need to learn. Do not be in a haste to rush into it. Seek a coach or mentor or get their materials. It will give you precise information that you need and save you time you may have wasted trying to figure out what went wrong.

5. Start and email list from day One:

It is important that you build an email list from the start of your business. An email list helps you maintain contact with your audience and keeps you visible in their minds. To make them want to give you their email addresses, you need to have constant good content and promise to keep them informed of new content as well as exclusive offers.

6. Dismissing negative feedback:

When you are starting out, you are obviously in high spirits and enthusiastic about the prospects before you. There is therefore the temptation to listen to your fans and ignore your critics because their feedback is crushing. It will however be wise if you learn from their criticisms and use it to build something better. Rather than take criticisms personal, use them as tools for improvement. As bill gate has popularly said, "your best customers are those that are not satisfied with your products because they show you where you can improve".

7. Waiting too long to start:

This is one of the reasons why many people delay their launch of an online business. They keep waiting for the perfect moment. The fact is, every moment is perfect if you will only look at it from the right perspective. No time will ever be perfect enough for all the lights to be green. Decide to start something and go ahead with that decision irrespective of the seeming odds.

Conclusively

As a wise man has popularly said, those who wait will get only what those who act have left behind. a popular babylonian proverb says, "The goddess of good luck goes to the men who refuse to sit and wait for it but hustle while they wait".

if you are serious about profiting from online businesses, i will show few lucky people the simple secret i used to make N121, 500 in a single day from affiliate marketing. see the secret at www.affiliatejagaban.com/p/jagaban.html
FamilyRe: New Study On How To Avoid Adultery In Your Marriage by GreatManBee: 7:44am On Feb 01, 2017
VastFinder:
Please note that you can avoid adultery in your marriage. It is within your power to do it, if you really mean it.

Carelessness is one of the major causes of external affairs in marriage not the devil in the real sense of it as many people always claim when they fall into error. So abide with the following simple rules and you will never fall into adultery.

1. Never make a member of the opposite sex your best friend with whom you share intimate discussions.

2. Never be with a member of the opposite $ex at a time your spouse doesn’t know you are there.

3. Never speak evil about your spouse in the presence of anyone. They will know you are not happy in your marriage and take advantage of that by showing you insincere affections and give you what you lack with your spouse and destroy you.

4. Never visit a website you will not be proud to tell your children and wife / husband you visited.

5. Avoid keeping secrets from your spouse because affairs thrive in secrecy.

6. Avoid confiding in the people of the opposite $ex, there should be somebody of your $ex you can talk to. Don’t dig the grave of your marriage with your mouth.

7. Avoid collecting unsolicited gifts and favour from the opposite $ex. They will ask for $ex in return. They are not Father Christmas.

8. Avoid thinking that anybody is better than your husband or wife. You don’t know what their spouses are enduring at home. What you see outside is just show biz, don’t be deceived. Grass is only greener in the other compound because it is far from you.

9. Divert all your $exual fantasy towards your spouse. He or she is planted in to your life to satisfy you and keep you holy.

10. Always remember that whatever every woman or man has in his or her body, your spouse has it too and they are not different from each other, only faces differ it is the same package.

11. Deal with any $exual thoughts that is not directed towards your spouse, kill it before it kills you. $exual error doesn’t begin in the bedroom,it begins in the heart.

12. Before traveling have $ex with your spouse and put your mind to it that you will not have $ex until you come back. That decision may save your life and destiny.

13. Men, avoid looking at the front and back side of ladies and top imagining what is there. It is stupid, childish­ and dirty to do that, that’s called lust, what is there isn’t different from what your spouse has, please don’t misbehave sir.

14. Walk in the company of good and Godly men/women. If you keep company with adulterers, you will become adulterous.

15. Discuss your $exual desires with your spouse and let it be met at home, don't hunt for something that will hunt you later and hurt you deeply tomorrow, your wife/ husband has the best, get it at home.

16. Fill your heart with the word of God always, this will not give lust a chance in your mind.

17. Always count the cost of adultery, don’t just look at the pleasure, look at the pain, loss of integrity, how you will hurt your wife/­husband, children, friends and above all GOD the almighty.

18. Always remember that the enjoyment, pleasure and the thrills in $ex is just 8seconds or less, it can not be more than that but its repercussions can last for eternity. Why trade eternity for 8 seconds, is there wisdom in that?

19. Pray regularly for your spouse and your marriage as well

Finally BE FAITHFUL TO YOUR SPOUSE AND YOU WILL BE GLAD YOU DID.

God bless your marriage (Home). Share this until it gets to all married couples. You may be saving a soul or a family.


Source: https://vastfinder..com/2017/01/new-study-on-how-to-avoid-adultery-in.html

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FamilyRe: Ways You Are Making Life Hard For Yourself by GreatManBee: 11:35am On Jan 27, 2017
eleojo23:
When we were young life was easier, right? I know sometimes it seems that way. But the truth is life is still easy. It always will be. Over the course of time, we made our lives harder and harder, and we started losing touch with who we really are and what we really need.

If you can relate to this, here are some ways you’re likely making your life harder than it has to be, and some ideas on simplifying things:

1. You keep thinking about worst-case scenarios.
I have a bad habit of fast forwarding everything to its worst possible outcome and being pleasantly surprised when the result is marginally better than the utter disaster I imagined. My mind unnecessarily wrestles with events that aren’t even remotely likely. My sore throat is probably cancer. My lost ATM card fell into the hands of a Boko Haram terrorist who will wipe out my savings account.

Negativity like this only breeds more negativity. It robs you of happiness. It will carry you away from shore, and if you don’t swim away it will pull you under. The bottom line is that you can see the world through a lens of doubt and despair or hope and excitement. It’s your choice. Either way, you will someday arrive at the same destination. The only question is: Do you want to arrive with a frown or a smile?

2. You constantly compare your life to others.
You were invited to a nice party somewhere. You are enjoying the smooth jazz, wine and party jollof rice. What more could you want? As the party goes on you notice a group of guys and girls with expensive outfits enjoying themselves on another table across the party hall. Suddenly you begin to feel that you don’t measure up to the guys/girls on the other table - people you didn’t even know existed until just a few minutes ago.
Those people are having more fun. Mary has a bigger house. John gets all the lucky breaks. Tunde has more money. Ada is better looking.

Stop it.

If you compete with everyone else, you will become bitter. If you compete with a previous version of yourself, you will become better. It’s as simple as that.

3. You avoid facing the truth.
The truth does not cease to exist when it is ignored. You cannot find peace by avoiding things. You have to feel it to heal it. Bring your fears and weaknesses front and center and shine a blazing spotlight on them. Because the only way out is through. The pain of facing the truth is SO worth it in the long run.

4. You believe that everyone is out to get you.
Someone in your office does something nice for you and automatically you begin to wonder what they want. Another driver cut you off in traffic. Your friend never texted you back. Your colleague went to lunch without you. Everyone can find a reason to be offended on a daily basis. So what caused you to be offended? You assigned negative intent to these otherwise innocent actions. You took it as a personal insult – a slap in the face. Don’t do this to yourself. Don’t take things personally.
Don’t assign negative intent to the unintentional actions of others. Let today be the day you look for the good in everyone you meet.

5. You see a future full of pitfalls.
You finally have a dinner date with a person you really like. Instead of thinking how great this is and how much you are going to enjoy the evening, you focus on the ways that this evening is going to be a disaster. Or you finally get to take a bold step to do what you love and instead of seeing it working out well, you focus on how it is going to fail.
You are always so focused on all the negative things that might happen that you fail to see the benefits and opportunities before you. You could be missing something great!

6. You are the sun and the world rotates around you.
When planning an outing do you insist that everyone follow your plan? When you are having a bad day do you make sure all your friends and family know about it? These behaviors could be seriously making life more difficult for you. By making things less about you and more about others would make for smoother relationships and less tension.

7. You focus on popularity over effectiveness.
Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer and it’s far more useful in the end. Do things and build things that make a lasting difference. And above all, never confuse popularity with effectiveness. Being popular means you’re liked for a while. Being effective means you’ve made a difference

8. You are stuck on your mistakes.
It’s important that we forgive ourselves for making mistakes. We need to learn from our errors and move forward. Make a pact with yourself today not to be defined by your past. Sometimes the greatest thing to come out of all your hard work isn’t what you get for it, but what you learn from it. A happy, successful life, after all, is not a life absent of problems, but one that’s been able to rise above them.

9. You have an “all or nothing” mentality.
There’s no such thing as perfect success, just as there’s no such thing as perfect failure. This is why labeling things in extremes – all or nothing – success or failure – is an exercise in futility.
What does exist, however, is a continuous series of imperfect moments filled with infinite possibilities and opportunities. Appreciate the grey area between the extremes – the journey – the experiences. And above all, never let success get to your head or failure get to your heart.

10. You can’t let go.
She embarrassed you in front of your colleagues and you are never going to forgive her. Sound familiar?
Learn to let go of the wrong things people have done to you. Most times the other person is out there enjoying her life while you keep on carrying the burden of hurt on your heart.

Another scenario is this: you know you are right about how something should be done and nothing is going to change your mind. Has this attitude ever embarrassed you when it turns out that you were wrong in the end?
Learn to let go. It makes life easier.


These and many more are the ways we unknowingly make life hard for ourselves.

I believe this post has been of help to you. I have decided to work on areas in this post that concerns me and I encourage you to do the same this year.
Let’s make life easy again!
Happy new year.
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Credits to www.marcandangel.com/2014/07/27/18-ways-youre-making-your-life-harder-than-it-has-to-be/ and www.lifehack.org for excerpts used in this post
EducationRe: Get ANY Book Of Your Choice HERE by GreatManBee(op): 10:10pm On Jan 24, 2017
Ksslib:
Nice.

Would like to get the following

100 years of solitude
To kill a mocking bird
A brief history of Time- Stephen Hawking
The Alchemist
World War Z
East of Eden
The flower of Algernon
Dune
The Brother Karmazov
Enders Game
The Book thief
Thanks. Would get back to you soon. The alchemist is one of my favorites too. It's a must read. I read it over and over again.

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