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Old age will always catch up, if it comes

Very informative.
I am a witness of UC browser. I have always preferred it to chrome, for more than 3 years now. The truth is it is actually chrome underneath. Its extensions are that of chrome also

Anyone's story can change.
While there is life there is hope.
Sometimes,hardship acts as pathfinder for people.

Never ever give up on yourself.

TheAngry1:
This is the beginning...save this post. Soon, Nigerians will ambush and beat up their governors and elected officials, ransack their houses, take all they can, and burn them alive. Save this! Everyone who has conspired to empty our commonwealth, leading to the preventable death of millions of Nigerians, will NOT go unpunished.

You took the words from my mouth.
It may take time but someday the elected would be scared of the electorate.

alBHAGDADI:
If people had taken Fela seriously, many will be married to 27 wives. Fela made it seem like smoking Igbo was cool. Many have ended up in psychatric hospital due to his influence. Yes, he did say some sensible things, but people who do not understand Nigeria's politics will be quick to think he was totally fighting for the masses. His attack on the government was mostly fueled by the fact that his mother was schemed out of things in government. In Nigeria, once you are schemed out of things, you suddenly take sides with the masses against those that have power in government. Examples are Reno Omokri and FFK. Though I like how they attack this Jihadist government, but where was their voice in support of the masses when they were in power then? Now that they are out, they now remember that the masses are suffering and should be helped.



First, Fela was no prophet and there was nothing visibly sanctity about him. The man was a polygamist who smoked weed a lot. No sensible parent with the fear of God will wish their child to be like Fela. Just take a look at how Freeze boldly stepped on a religion he claims to be upholding while he glorifies Fela.



While I understand that there are false teachings and false teachers which Freeze is clearly one of, I do not subscribe to the throwing away of the materials he listed because many of them are true teachings. The false teacher called Freeze is even recommending Fela's music as substitute for those materials. He has clearly gone mad.

There is no such thing as Jewish Christianity. Christianity is not of tribe but of spirit. If at all there is a thing called Jewish Christianity according to Freeze, then it is the type that tells people to throw away Christian materials and replace them with Fela's music that inspires igbo smoking. Mind you Freeze, Jesus didn't come from Jerusalem, he was killed there.

Keep listening to Freeze at your own peril.

I can't clearly say more.
Freeze has been sounding like scratched CD since time immemorial. The frustration of the Pastors he is criticizing is same which is sending him to asylum. His ministry of criticism he got from devils; Seeker of cheap media attention.

And someone with leaking brain will still think that the body language of this government doesn't suggest that of one with ulterior agenda and evil intent

What happened to Anaconda dance and Crocodile biting against the perpetrators??

Your bigger pain has been shifted. Wait for it.
You will be stopped faster than you left the group stage.

Power will corrupt you irredeemably.
Power leaves the bearer faster than it came. No human is perpetually powerful.
APC itself is in injury hour.

The $16B must be the excuse for why your minister who claimed that power can be fixed in 6 months has not found an answer yet?!

Argentinia won't make it out of the group stage and the world won't wait for them.
Messi himself did spell his own doom by losing a penalty when they could have got a gallant win. Now odds are stacked against them.

Looking so good you would hesitate eating them.
Craft mastery

Martinez19:
When will the African race be generally marked by intelligence? Ehn! Giving to the poor enabled you score a brace?

Can you imagine 'dummyness'?
Ronaldo must have been doing same.

Ekpanfly:
Imagine the way y'all Re throwing tantruns on our players, forgetting to point out that the Ugly white dude with a name that sounds like groundnut was the major problem of our last game loss.

Where you expecting to use Candle to boil beans because it lit fire?

Deep!

Thanks for giving this.
I am not following you on Nairaland for nothing.

Let more come please.

israelmao:
I learned a great lesson from this seemingly funny comment.The secrets of super stars lie in the price they pay in their closets,that is,if you desire to be a global star there is a global price to pay.

Thoughtful of you...and well, well said.

And you wonder why he is a legend who has written his name in a place in history where winds can't erase it. You still wonder why you are not as valuable as him?!

What everyone can't do or endure is part of what makes them great.

Greatness doesn't fall on people, it visits people who somehow prefers sweat to sweet.

I still quoted this habit of his recently.

BedLam:
The fact that data science/analysis is not in your write up makes me question what you really know and don't.

Why are you so accurate in speaking my mind?
I guess the post was copied from blogger who writes out of curiosity rather than research and knowledge base.

Hyinkar97:
Wow!

No one probably “knew” Bill Gates’ father before Bill Gates became what he is.

Those of us wey our papa no too get money, make we try hustle well well make people celebrate our family

The father is relatively known, though not in anyway as much as the son because Gates' family is quite well-to-do, part of why he could go to Harvard before he dropped out to pursue Microsoft vision.

midolian:
I don't know why these people are better than us in virtually every profession they have interest in.

If a Nigerian "barber" tries this, I bet you, you wouldn't know if it's Messi or Taiye Taiwo

Very thought provoking words really.
Actually, it is not because of only great talent or gifts that many of them are seen as outperforming than us, but much more on devotion/dedication.

For instance, to say that Messi and Ronaldo are who they are alone just because of talent will be very much of falsehood, those close to those guys, more especially C. Ronaldo said that he trains harder, greater and practises more than an average player. That's dedication.
A typical Nigerian craft persons have local trainings under fellow local champions, and it goes on like that.
Michael Jordan said he became a star because he failed at what he knew how to do best, many times, but by dedication, his records are still speaking.
Talent will fail where dedication is lacking.

There is what they call 10,000 hours investment/training into anything you want to ever master and become a reference point in(it is a popular belief among coaches or trainers)...but how many people in this part of the world are ready to invest such a length of time to become a master of anything?!
Dedication is greater than talent and it is no magic at all.

escodotman:
Ogbeni relax... By the time Buhari and his inept and disastrous government have been kicked out, then it will be payback time for IGP Ibrahim ''transmission'' Idris, Jimoh Moshood (who called a state governor a drowning man), DSS boss himself, Garba Shehu and the cabal.

Seriously, I am so much interested in payback for IG.
He is so loaded today that he forgets that tomorrow is so near, either you leave power someday or power leaves you any day... Worse still he is not a politician, and nearly all his steps resemble that of a pawn in the hands of a non-clever old figure. Surely there is an end; Nigeria has never had IGP this lopsidedly bad.

If for anything, his choice of words, constructions and expression are very good.

All these name-calling, mudslinging and finger-pointing... Do people actually care 10, 20 years down the line of their lives? None is totally clean, especially who has been involved in Nigeria politics... So who is Saint here?
In the end, war-war of words and antics will leave the world worn-torn than anyone could imagine.
It is high time, people in this part of the world started saying like the westerners that they were first Americans before being democrats and republicans.

EasterDell:
This was when we even had a World Class finance minister!

With the dullard and his confused ministers today + all the budget padding, only God knows how much they are adding now!

#OBJWhereIsThePower
#GEJWhereIsOurMoney
#PMBWhereIsTheChange
#NigeriansWhereIsOurSense

Classic hashtags here.
I like them in those arrangements.
The rich are rich because the poor are poor; the leaders in Nigeria are who they are because Nigerians have chosen to be tolerant of them, gullible for real and are actually resemblance of their leaders... After all leaders come from within Nigerians.

Everyone shares responsibility in the decadence.
But much more, the leaders are much more monumental failures... He who much is given, much is required from him. And he who comes to equity ought to come with clean hands!

If anyone thinks this woman is okay, that anyone is probably not okay.

I thought they said thunder fired someone the other time or why is the mouth still leaking till date?

And it was said she became born again after prison break experience... Where is it exactly

Pst K.K...A very rare gift to this generation.

Hmmm
Only God knows the end of a matter from the beginning.

In another chapter, they were heads over heals...

https://www.nairaland.com/2637512/ubi-franklin-lilian-esoros-pre-wedding

In another very close chapter, end of the beginning shows up.

If we humans could see the end of most decisions better, we wouldn't be taking those decisions at all and altogether be saved from the throes and trauma involved.

What happened to this?

almajiri101:
You should first double check your memories, have you all forgotten the massive damage you caused this nation, you forgot so easily that nothing left by your govt for incoming govt to kick start its programs despite the booming in the oil sector, have you forgotten finance experts had foreseen the current problems our nation is facing due to imbecilic ways of governing by your party.

With the likes of buhari as a president, i smell hope for our dear country.

Almajiri, the one whose destiny is condemned to be beggarly, I don't answer lowlife like you because your reasoning is primitive and your mentality very untutored, but in the meanwhile let this be hammered into your skull: I don't have any favourite in government save anyone who would be there to serve the populace and make life better than it is met. Everyone around me back then knew how I anticipated for the present government on the high hopes of true change...but you because you are muddled in your mind, misguided in your orientation, and of a victim of your own personal disoriented reason to have believed that even if your favourite 'person' is underperforming, your gut is so impotent to call a spade, a spade and never be in support of a disaster-in-office, called a president. That's who you are: a sham of human not meant to dwell among the reasonable...for supporting a government which has failed in every frontiers.

Monumental shame...your middle name!

clarocuzioo:
Only you mad people did not notice that dollar was 216 when he took over and now it's #360.

Only you mad people did not notice that fuel was #83 per litre when he took over power now it's #143.

Only you mad people did not notice that a bag of rice was #9,000 when he took over now it's #16,000

Only you mad people did not notice that 9 millions jobs were lost in three years.

Only you and people did not observe the sudden impunity to which herdsmen started exhibiting in killing people and till date no single one of them has been jailed.

Only you mad people did not notice that he has borrowed more than any government in the history of this country, fully implemented TSA, passed the highest budget, yet the infrastructures on ground are not in tandem with the heavy funds.
Only you mad people did not relealize the flaggrant abuse of rule of law and due process thus making it look like the constitution has been suspended.

Only you mad people did not realize that Babachir lawal who was suspended is yet to be invited by the EFCC for questioning.

Only you mad people did not realize that the fourth deadliest killer group globaly ranked is to yet to be proscribed and decleared a terrorist group.

Nice compilations, and even many more.
When people praise this government, I am tempted to think if their memories are serving them right.

How did you fetch out these funniest things?
It is because of laughter at stuffs like these that many Nigerians are still coping with the misery of bad leadership.

Someone would say I cannot come and die.
Laugh and live, people!