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R.I.P is as useless as P in Psychology,you guys know that right?
His work follows him. Good or bad,we shall be paid in full on judgement day.
R.I.P to him

korilala:
Evening everyone. I'll keep this brief. Ever since my wife gave me the good news that we are expecting a child I have been filled with joy but I also noticed that my finances have gone down.
(Before anyone asks the pregnancy is mine and she did not go for any away matches).
Sales are low and customers are not paying. I was told that based on culture it is normal that when a woman is pregnant during that period money 'runs' away from the man.
Biko is this a fact or is it one of these cultural mumbo jumbo?

There's no connection between your recent poor financial standing in your business and your wife's pregnancy, unless you have been spending all your money on her since she got pregnant,which isn't the case.
Look at what you are doing wrong in your business,and make necessary adjustments,stop being so superstitious.

Coming from a man who served jail term for embezzlement and corruption.
Why can't you people see through their schemes? He wouldn't be saying all this if he was sure he will benefit from Tinubu's presidency. They are all the same,just different parties.

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Fathai:
Cook up story. I lost this same Xiaomi model with iCloud, they unluck the phone very very easy.

How did you know they unlock it? The Op phone was stolen 2 years ago,he too probably thinks the thief is using the phone,not knowing it hasn't been used since then.
You must lock your phone after it was stolen, having MI cloud account doesn't mean your phone is secured,the cloud account is to help you lock it remotely if stolen,and make it impossible to use.
This is common sense,but most nairalanders including you lacks it.

MPESA:
I think it's high time to boycott this school.
They will just open their rotten mouth and be talking Nonsense like whenever Buhari travel abroad to give speech.

Social monetary hierarchy has already help in boycotting you and your family. Because you can't afford the school fees.So stop sweating unnecessarily. Gerrit?

philest222:
After I restore my PC, the resolution become extra large and I tried to set it on display settings but no fruitful results, please I need anyone who can help me with the problem

Every laptop comes with video graphics driver,when you formatted your laptop,it was formatted also like some other drivers. You have to reinstall the video graphics driver.
You can do this in 3 ways
1. The easiest way.
Go to Google type name and model of your laptop display driver download eg Dell e6510 display driver download.
Click the link that is your PC maker eg hp,dell etc and download.
Install and restart your Pc.

2. Go to control panel/ device manager/display adapter ( right click and select update)
Then select update automatically to search online for the driver.( Internet needed)
You will see it searching and downloading and installing.
Restart when the process is complete.
3. Go and buy third party driver update packs CD or download it. It will scan your Pc,list drivers that are missing or out of date,and replace and update them. Eg Driver pack,driver easy etc.
All the above processes are very easy.

Op,stop this Buhari Buhari you're shouting up and down. No Matter how good or bad the economy is,some will have it bad,while some good.
If you're broke,go and learn a skill with the data and phone you're using to engage in chronic stylish begging online.
Even Gej tenure you guys claim is good,I was jobless and broke,now I'm gainfully employed,also have a digital skill that's picking up slowly. Your life is in your hands,get up your black butt and go to do something meaningful with your life.

What happens to flushing the crack down the toilet. A drug dealer who doesn't listen to street/ hardcore rap is on his own.
I remember the track " 5 minutes to flush" by The firm (Az + Nas + Nature + Foxy Brown). Those were the days when rap was real,not now that the game is filled with unintelligent soft wack lyricists whose 90% of their fans wear high heels.

kyleadun:
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All they just have to do is compile videos and No will pay them for it


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This is a new year 2022 not 2015, I hope people will see through this scam. Why not put more time and make $5000 per day? Jobless man looking to make money of desperate people. If you're doing what you're asking people to come and pay money for,you will be too busy doing your work and making money,you won't be spamming nairaland with your advert.
Worst is you haven't even made sh*t from what you want to teach people to make money from.

helpee:
And for your information...I am a medical doctor!!!! Practicing both within and outside the country. Eediot!!!

Medical whaaaaat!!!! Heeeeey ,wetin person no go see for nairaland? Medical doctor selling social media accounts,dem curse you for village or na step mother work?
No sane person sells social media accounts,imagine Americans or Europeans creating multiple Facebook or Instagram accounts,just to sell them one day. Does that sound normal to you? It's abnormal,it's illegal,it's fraudulent,so I am right after all,you are a scammer, because creating multiple accounts is against Facebook policies.
Shameless wack doctor,only God knows how many people you have sent to the after life. Go sit in a corner and think about your life,M.D selling S.M account as side hustle? God forbid bad thing

helpee:
Are you high or something? You didn't check my profile or what? All these children on nairaland self

So you have an Instagram account with 500,000 followers? Bloody liar.
If I had a child the year I wrote WAEC he/she would be older than you. Check my profile too and see if I am one of your regular nairalander. I hate scams and I call out any suspicious posts.

helpee:
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Scammer danburuba sege

sslcrypt:
I got to know where he resides, so I will try resolve it amicably. Then anything outside that would be taken of, thanks for your input.

For now,no need to deal with anybody or us brute military force,you haven't moved in and it can be resolved amicably,(I believe ).
Speak with the agent and explain your reasons to him,let him rent the place out to another person and give you your complete tenancy rate,but let him keep the agent fee because he earned it.
But Op,you haven't moved in and you're already sure a tenant is ALWAYS at home?

Barrister026:
How do I tell a close relation of mine that I dreamt and saw him dead last night?

I can't remember the whole thing, but his corpse was vividly shown.

The person is well respected, much more older than me.
I wouldn't want to come off weird.


Should I just ignore?

Have been sad and confused since morning

All the dreams you have been having all your life what has become of them? Can you boldly say here you had a dream and it came to pass as you saw it?
Your dreams are nothing,pray or no pray,it has no effect,stop letting devil deceive you and stop deceiving yourself.
Unless you are not a child of God,then you should be worried about yourself,not your family member. Yes God reveals things to us through dreams but 99% of the dreams you will have in your life are just a result of what your sub conscious mind was filled with before sleeping,or from fear of the unknown or from post traumatic experiences etc.

ahnie:
Lolz....so I needed to restock my goods that I would use....because I have almost practically ran out of stock.

I decided to raid my second piggybank of a week old....lo and wonderment I had 76,430 naira combining of different denomination


Help me thank oluwa na gode

You broke the piggy bank because you need to restock,which means the money you were keeping inside where your sales + profit,though highly commendable,as it shows discipline,its not a win to me.
I believe piggy bank should be for the money we could have spent on frivolities but decided to safe. As an adult you should have a bank account which you use to receive and transfer money for your business,it is from this bank account, containing your capital + sales + profit you should restock.
Madam,this year use your bank account for your business, depositing of sales money, capital and keeping your profit, and use piggy bank for extra savings,that is apart from your normal savings as an adult,you decided to be saving money,no matter how little, especially money you could have spent on unnecessarily on sharwama,wigs, alcohol, betting,Aso ebi etc,that is a win.

Op,your post is shocking,if this write up had been about your father,it wouldn't be too surprising.
Yet hate is a strong word,as bad as your mother's attitude seems,it still doesn't warrant hatred. In fact I don't think you hate her, you're hurt deeply,and you are having resentment towards your mom,but you don't hate her.
I pray you get a better job or side hustle,move out to your own apartment,and settle down,she will respect you more.

Great post Op,to be forewarned is to be forearmed
But unfortunately they won't open this thread. Nairaland in 2022 will still be filled with threads of the gullible who got scammed on nairaland, telegram or WhatsApp.
The dog that's destined to be lost will never hear the sound of the Hunter's whistle.
Lalasticlala,help create awareness on how to protect nairalanders from scammers this year.Thanks.

Very easy case for defence attorney. He will just plead insanity,and poof the case is good as won,you can't try a man for a crime he's mentally incapable of recognising as a crime.

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" Life's A bi*ch

1. God is not a man and doesn't think like humans. He does what he wants,he blesses who he decides to bless, irrespective of his/her sins.
2. To respect all and fear none
3. Give people opportunity of doubt but Trust nobody.
4. Never to look down on anybody no matter how low they are in economic status, anybody's life could change in a second.
5. " Life is every man's kingdom,a dead man's past"..Nas (Ghetto Prisoners)

wannabe what is the essence of sharing this news here,with pictures of the man and his wife? If he were your brother will you post it here? I don't blame you,God forbid I visit your rubbish site

Forget story, Google fortune 500, those names you will see, including dangote have likely never spend cross over night in church.
I am going to church today though for sure

Nade112:
Nope it's a living church not Cele....

Look at you, typical Nigerian church goer. A living church that added more bondages to your life? So cele is not a living church? All the millions of people who attend the cele church all over the world are lost and going to hell?
A man recently told me that when we read news about terrible disaster or accidents that happens to people,we shouldn't question God,some of them are karma.
I am sure all you are going through are results of your past life, because of clients you have patronised babalawos for charms,now you are reaping what you sow.
I only go to church whenever I like,and it's been a while I did that,yet I sleep like a baby, because I put my faith in only God and his Son Jesus. I am not religious but I have a good heart that seeks good of others.
Check yourself,repent of your evil ways Miss living church and be free just as Jesus promised.

GloriousLeap889:
I stalked a very hot young woman (I think she was Yoruba) through a river pool and ended up nutting to her in the pool.

A while ago, my uncle took my brother and I to a fine hotel for my brother's birthday.

I was relaxing in the pool while my uncle and brother were away doing whatever.

So im chilling in this pool, and all of a sudden I see this young woman with an amazing and voluptuous body. She had amazing tits. They were huge. As she swam around me they constantly jiggled and bounced. What made this better was the fact that her braw was too small for her huge tits, and as a result she was constantly adjusting it and that made her huge titties move and jiggle more. She also had an amazing, voluptuous, and curvey ass that would that would bounce around as she swam and walked through the pool, and as she layed flat on her tube.

So seeing this woman made me Hot as Bleep, and i started following her around with my eyes in the pool area to just stare at her amazing body. Recalling this is so cringy when I realise I was basically eye-stalking her lol.

I remember swimming infront of her to straight up just stare at her tits from afar. Yup, I staired at them, literally staired straight at the middle of them, right at the cleavage. I was taller than her, so i wonder if she ever saw me staring at her breasts and what she was thinking. I also remember swimming in the other direction so i could get behind her to stare at her ass as she layed it flat on a tube or while she was walking and swimming through the river. I was so Hot that I was considering quickly swimming to her and spanking her ass and then quickly playing it off as an accident, but thankfuly I didnt.

Obviously I got a massive boner after watching her swim around for a while. This was made worse by the fact that I was wearing thin swim trunks.

I started edging my self and eventually i went to far and eventually busted a nut. I immediatley tried to run away and luckily nobody seemed to notice. I never saw that young woman again, but i fapped to her for weeks after that incident.

Of course you did, useless MF. No wonder you have time to be creating useless topics and hate speech about Manna, jobless village tout. Masturbating up and down, shameless no do well.You are lucky your hate thread was deleted,if you had read the comment I made it would have reset your water filled brain,I submitted the comment and was told the thread has been removed.
I don't know how long you guys will keep spreading hatred and tribalism because someone supports the party or man you hated so much.
Why not give you political opinion and position and let others like manna also give their own opinion and position? Why the bitterness,why the hatred? Not surprised though,heard you guys hate everybody even yourselves. Shame on you.

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I'll be visiting Nigeria for some tourism.
I need nairalanders who are well knowledgeable with nice and serene places in Nigeria that I can visit and spend sometime, also a good and comfortable hotel I can lodge for days as I'll be spending just a month.
Nairalanders also interested in seeing me can pm me so we can schedule on how to meet
I hope to have a lovely time in Nigeria.
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You can't even spell California correctly,miss lie moha...

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You were a student,just graduated this September,yet you have been collecting loans from Loan apps for what? It won't pass betting, alcohol and sex.
Lots of you mates at school who had next to nothing managed the meagre they have,even though they couldn't impress anyone with fake life on Facebook or WhatsApp status,they have rest of mind.
You are responsible for your actions,do anything you have to do,but first make sure you pack back your loans,these companies need it to pay workers and other expenses, after that you can vamos to wherever you want,mtcheeeew