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Politics / Re: Why Is The Obama Visit 'historic'? by gReenmAn(m): 9:45am On Apr 14, 2010
Ben-10:

The only interesting part of the visit is the POWER Crisis solution Mr Goodluck seeks from the USA and World Bank.

Every other things about the visit is normal. All Nigerian president has visited American leaders during their time and vice visa.


. . . oh. . . so there IS something different about the visit after all,
just the little matter of calling it HISTORIC bothers folks.

Instructive.
Politics / Re: Vanguard Releases Names Of Nigerian $180m Halliburton Bribe-takers by gReenmAn(m): 1:11pm On Apr 12, 2010
Good reporting but a tad marred by the Nigerian Sacred Cow Syndrome-
or why else should some peoples' names be mentioned while others are simply referred to as ex this or that.

The report is even afraid to mention a political party by its name! as if we all don't know its PDP being referred to. undecided
Politics / Re: Critics Call For The Pope To Be Arrested by gReenmAn(m): 12:52pm On Apr 12, 2010
Arrest the Pope?
Keep dreaming tongue
Politics / Re: Nigerian Boat Hijacked In Bakassi Peninsula by gReenmAn(m): 11:00am On Apr 01, 2010
Here we go again sad
Culture / Re: Lagos Carnival What Do You Feel About It by gReenmAn(m): 10:58am On Apr 01, 2010
That
sjeezy8:

redman abiooooo tell dem mehn

all my pedros, augustos, hernandez, fernandez, de sousa,Gomez, olympios
and also my west indians that settled in Las gidi, Cole, williams, johnsons etc . . . .


This guy looks like he is a lagosian  returnee (brazilian, cuban or west indian heritage) . From his big Ears, hairstyle and nose- looks like one of my uncles.

[img]http://1.bp..com/_bDcpR_wJ7hk/S7L5SeML0wI/AAAAAAAADYs/PmWaN69m19k/s1600/1.jpg[/img]

This baba is skilled and quite adept at recreating these Brazilian-type carnival costumes.

BUT, as already been pointed out by several posters,
the costumes would be much much better if they had Lagos or even Nigerian themes.
That would be creative and original!
Politics / Re: Resume Of The Latest Ministerial Nominees So Far by gReenmAn(m): 10:41am On Apr 01, 2010
They all should present authentication letters from their alma mater, so we're sure their certificates are not forgeries a la Buhari, Comptroller Gen, Tinubu, Evans & so many other Nigerian leaders!

. . . that is if that too will not be forged
Politics / Re: Atiku’s Group Signifies A Return To Pdp! by gReenmAn(m): 10:37am On Apr 01, 2010
solokay:

Absolutely no political ideology whatsoever, just jumping from one party to the other looking for opportunity to get back to power and continue to steal.

You took the words right out of my mouth!
Religion / Re: Nigeria Sharia Court Confirms Twitter Debate Ban by gReenmAn(m): 10:34am On Apr 01, 2010
Power drunk imbeciles trying to go techy!
Nonsense angry
Music/Radio / Re: What Do U Think About Gospel Rap? by gReenmAn(m): 4:24pm On Mar 31, 2010
[/quote][quote author=fadconsult link=topic=421601.msg5802135#msg5802135 date=1270027158]
i think gospel rap draws inspiration from wordly music, the origin of rap is from the street and gangsters, so i dont like listening to them,[/b]if i want spiritual or christain songs i know wat to listen to,[b]if am fasting i cant be listening to such,its as good has am not fasting. i beleive they are confused,they dont know where to belong,they are trying to be abit gospel and a bit wordly,arstiste like bouqui,rooftop mc's,dekunle fuji e.tc am not sure soul are been saved by this so called gospel rap,thats my submission
)

Rap is just one out of so many genres of music. Each one, whether secular or gospel, appeals to different individuals for different (mostly unexplainable) reasons, the origin of a particular genre of music is not usually one of those reasons one will be surprised at the REAL origins of spirituals, soul and a host of other music types.
Regarding choice of music for specific activities; while you wouldn't listen to rap while fasting or in a solemn mood, so also will you not listen to slow hymns or Blues while jogging or doing fast energetic work, it wont jive.

For me, I have a fine collection of Gospel Rap, Reggae Gospel (Christafari et al), Country Gospel (Jim Reeves et. al) and- wait for it - Gospel Rock! (DC Talk), and I enjoy them all, at the right time.
Career / Re: Bad Experiences You Encounter Within Your Office. by gReenmAn(m): 3:42pm On Mar 31, 2010
mallorca:

that is the price most of you need to pay for having a job, for me am jobless so i encounter not such experience.

Politics / Re: Senator Kanti Bello Attacks Akunyili At Screening by gReenmAn(m): 12:36pm On Mar 31, 2010
Blithering Kanti Mallam vs composed Professor = unfair advantage
Politics / Re: Gadaffi Again, Calls For Nigeria’s Split : Along Ethnic Lines by gReenmAn(m): 11:34am On Mar 31, 2010
Gadaffi's effrontery to publicly state the hidden desires of many Nigerians is his major offense,
that, coupled with the fact that he IS an outsider makes his utterances totally undesirable.
Politics / Re: Fg To Reintroduce Toll Gates, Fuel Tax by gReenmAn(m): 11:34am On Mar 31, 2010
and the merry-go-round continues shocked
Family / Re: Between Husband And Wife, Who Should Greet The Other First In The Morning? by gReenmAn(m): 10:40am On Mar 31, 2010
Ordinarily, it shouldn't matter who greets whom first.

But being Africans (remember the topic focuses on Africans), we were brought up to show respect for our elders and our heads/leaders.
In the African  (and Christian) context, the husband is regarded as head of the home, and greeting is one of the foremost visible forms of showing respect (in all cultures) .

It therefore follows that the African woman will show respect to the husband by greeting him (first).

Caveat:
The above scenario definitely excludes the non-African woman, the wannabe Oyibo Naija babe, the disillusioned & disgruntled wife and the unAfricanised African woman.

This is my humble submission. wink
Politics / Re: Woman 39, Conceals 1.5kg Of Heroine Inside Hair. by gReenmAn(m): 1:35pm On Mar 29, 2010
@op,

I wish you posted a pic of the hair. Im very curious as to how that hair looked,

See pix on page 2
Romance / Re: Pet Names And Phrases Guys Use On Girls And Girls Totally Detest by gReenmAn(m): 11:28am On Mar 26, 2010
Quote from: JoeGaruba on Yesterday at 10:38:40 PM
If her name was Tawakalitumoboluwaduro Huh? Yes its one word

[b]Or Waka

or Takiti

or Tompol[/b]o Grin

You're insane grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Omisore Sues The Punch For #1bn ! by gReenmAn(m): 11:23am On Mar 26, 2010
[b]Osun state indigenes [/b]still know you as a cold-blooded killer who influened and financed the killing of Chief Bola Ige-, The Cesar of Esa-Oke,There is no place for you to hide,

Osun state indigenes? Nay, the whole Nigeria still remember the f.kn b.astd for that heinous crime. A thousand years will not erase the loss of the Great Uncle Bola Ige under such crude and barbaric circumstance instigated by Omisore. Like it or not, he will pay for that singular crime sooner than later angry
Politics / Re: Nigerian Judge Suspended For Street Fighting by gReenmAn(m): 1:38pm On Mar 17, 2010
This judge must have been letting out residual adrenalin from his participation in the recent Jos carnage.
He should be investigated pronto!
Education / Re: 98% Of Candidates Fail As NECO Releases NOV/DEC Results by gReenmAn(m): 1:33pm On Mar 17, 2010
He added that 234,682 candidates wrote the examinations out of 245,157 that registered,
Okpalla also said that[b] 236,613 cases of examination malpractices were discovered[/b] in the examinations.

On the average, ALL the candidates committed exam malpractice more than once! Nigeria is really in trouble.
Music/Radio / Re: 2face Idibia – Implication (brand New) by gReenmAn(m): 9:41am On Dec 14, 2009
I 've seen some people commenting that 2face has to stay locked on his genre of music to win a Grammy.
Winning a Grammy is not a bad idea, but I ask myself if that should be the ultimate aspiration of every musician all over the world.
My answer is NO! Grammy is prestigious, so also are many other awards around the globe.
Just because Americans rate it the highest music award does not mean it IS the highest music award.
Lets stop this nonsense about glorifying everything American just because the American media says so.

On the music itself, I think 2face did a good job on the track.
You may call the sound Techno, Elctric, or Dance Hall (as someone opined), I think it is a welcome radical deviation from the so called Classic 2face music. He has succeeded in pepping his usual repertoire with something foreign to the usual Naija flavour, and I say he is bold for the attempt.
And luckily for him, the total effect is awesomely Nigerian despite that "foreign" electro-metallic influence.

Even though I had lately come to rate the guy low on my how-to-be-a-role-model score card, I must give him the accolades on this track. Hate him or love him, the guy is a natural music man.
Family / Re: One Man, One Room, One Motorcycle, Two Wives N Four Children! by gReenmAn(m): 3:12pm On Dec 10, 2009
In that man's world,He sees himself as a king cos he has a room
to lay his head.
A friend once said in Ajegunle,if u have 1 room,u are a king,
reason being,there are some ppl that lives in a room with 8 to 10 occupants
.

Odd way of life!

I wonder why you all are acting surprised.
You need to visit naija every now and then and explore areas beyond your normal sphere,
(we know you all live in VGC, Ikoyi and VI only) grin ,  go outside those places and you'll realise
most Naija men see no big deal in keeping several wives under one roof.
Business / Re: Obasanjo Creates 6000 Jobs In Ota Farm by gReenmAn(m): 1:32pm On Oct 12, 2009
OBJ creating jobs

Applicants better beware, nothing good can come from that man.
If you insist on dining with him, then you better go get yourself a looooooooong spoon.
Politics / Re: ‘why Yar’adua Shunned Un General Assembly’ by gReenmAn(m): 1:12pm On Oct 12, 2009
I can't believe this. shocked

Not even a primary six pupil will throw such irrational verbal tantrum.
What is being said here is that OUR president YarAdua has been waiting for a pat on the back from Obama and Ban Ki Moon all this while.

This is the nadir of our collective self denigration.

Nonsense yarns from nonsense half-literate government people.
Jokes Etc / Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by gReenmAn(m): 1:13pm On Oct 07, 2009
Funny lipsrsealed
Crime / Re: Youth Corper Raped To Death by gReenmAn(m): 11:59am On Oct 05, 2009
If this focus less jamboree called NYSC must be retained as an obligatory national service, intending Corpers must be given the option to resist postings to known volatile area; Sharia areas for instance. Its only then that these abominable acts would be avoided.

The bloody bast-ds can than go ahead and bokoharam each other to hell, while [b]sharia-[/b]ing every available limb in their domain for all I care.

Raping in the name of allah shocked
Bloody perverts angry
Crime / Re: What Are Your Armed Robbery Experiences by gReenmAn(m): 9:29am On Oct 05, 2009
Rilema:

The robbery I can remember is when assisin came to our street with comfirm guns and bullet.They were shooting everybody,the reason is because they have come about a week ago.And we catch three of them and injure the rest,the three were killed(we burn them to death)so they came back for revenge.That day they killed 29 people in our street and 10 people in the other street.They were entering into our houses killing people.That was the saddess day of my life though we manage to escape unkilled but that day I was badly shot.The must funny part of the issue was that[b] they were killing the boiz and the first born of each family[/b].That was my experience[/color] embarassed[color=#990000]

Come on, bros.
R you for real? shocked wink

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Business / Re: Nokia Care! What A Hoax, Those Guys Should Be Sent Packing. by gReenmAn(m): 11:00am On Sep 30, 2009
HP Care Center
Nokia Care Center (from what I've read so far)

If you really need care, those are the places to avoid
else you'll be needing REAL care at LUTH for heart-attack resulting from eye popping inefficiency.
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Paid Millions To Become Face Of Nokia Africa by gReenmAn(m): 10:14am On Sep 30, 2009
Na the person una dey break head for be this? he he he

You don't judge people from their appearance in an acting scene.
Her character (in that scene) was meant to look that way: unpretty.

Is she pretty in real life?
Her face (which is essential for this assignment) is prettier than that of most of her contemporaries
Autos / Re: Caution. Error In Toyota Floor Mats Can Cause Accident by gReenmAn(m): 9:53am On Sep 30, 2009
Autos / Caution. Error In Toyota Floor Mats Can Cause Accident by gReenmAn(m): 9:49am On Sep 30, 2009
"A stuck open accelerator pedal may result in very high vehicle speeds and make it difficult to stop a vehicle, which could cause a crash, serious injury or death,"
The recall will affect 2007-2010 model year Toyota Camry, 2005-2010 Toyota Avalon, 2004-2009 Toyota Prius, 2005-2010 Tacoma, 2007-2010 Toyota Tundra, 2007-2010 Lexus ES350 and 2006-2010 Lexus IS250 and IS350.
The Japanese automaker warned owners that if they think their vehicle is accelerating out of control, they should check to see whether their floor mat is under the pedal. If a driver can't remove the floor mat, Toyota advises drivers to step on the brake pedal with both feet until the vehicle slows and then try to put it into neutral and switch the ignition to accessory power.

This is a caution for all Toyota users.
I drive a 1999/2000 model Camry, which is currently one of the most popular cars in the country, and I have experienced this accelerator error.
Business / Re: New Naira Notes! Arabic Is The Reason? by gReenmAn(m): 11:49am On Sep 23, 2009
Oh, so Naira notes no long spot arabics on them.
For the life of me, I didn't notice it's been removed.

I am sure I would've noticed if the removal either devalues or "upvalues" the naira.
But since it did neither, Sanusi can inscribe Chinese ideograms on them for all I care,
it will still take about 250 bloody naira to get 1 british pound angry

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